ITT most autistic weapon

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>>729031649
any weapon
strong man would never need no weapon

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This shark fist thing is pretty autistic. Not to mention impractical and useless

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>>729031649
Eh, a real throwing star with some weight behind it could actually be effect in a skirmish between two people, which is what it was intended for. You throw it and begin your real attack while your opponent is flinching.
I'd have to say one of these is pretty autistic.

>>729032065
more likely to accidentally cut yourself

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>>729032065
you could stab yourself with it too.
It's plain reatrded.

>>729031649
the most autistic weapon is weaponized autism, especially when in tangent with shitty memes like this one i made when i was three days younger.

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>>729031649

Is this long enough?

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>>729032566

>>729032095
You realize that getting hit by a blackjack is painful af?

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>>729031649
This. I don't need to explain why battleaxes, or axes in general, were shit weapons.

>>729033562

They are destructive but lack agility and versatility.

>>729033562
It doesn't matter if it's destructive when you got shot or stabbed before you were able to even lift your weapon. Works good against snails, terrible against humans.

>>729033562
the axe is a very usefull weapon in combat, a short axe is able to break though a block or parry an attack aswell as being small enough that you can defend each of your side

a large axe not so much

>>729033459
well assuming we're going for a kill, I guess it can get a consolation prize?

>>729032065
kek

>>729034500
tfw wasted dubs

>>729033562
The axe is one of the oldest tools mankind ever produced, we would not be here without the axe but it's definitely tool>weapon

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This comes with a matching fedora.

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>>729031649

>>729034791
he needs to trim his fingernails

>>729031649
"Knowledge".

>>729034497
LOL

>>729034919
Ayy the underage

ITS TAYP

>>729034919
>729034538
kys tbh

>>729034497
I do suppose you'd have to be pretty autistic to bludgeon someone with a ThinkPad.

>>729034957
it might be a ballistic. in that case, I COULD see how it works.

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>>729035234

What's the difference between flirting and hurting?

>>729035358
Your mom likes both.

>>729035234
U know that ballistic Knives are bullshit right

tbh all blades scare the shit out of me, autistic or not

>>729035424
>bullshit

kek

>>729032566
"This sword protects my virginity."

>>729035476
That's the intended purpose. Knives irk me as well.

>>729035353
this could work though its obviously overkill but in close combat its not that terrible

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>>729031649
The mind

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>>729031649

>>729035777
check'd and kek'd

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>>729034497

>>729033562
I think you're confused. Two handed war axes were only used by either fully armored knights, who were functionally immune to being stabbed, or notoriously by "bezerkers" in the germanic tribes (who were known for being "immune" to pain due to drug usage). The advantage is that your swing is far more powerful than that of a one handed sword and much cheaper than a claymore.

Short axes were used as replacements for swords for cost reasons primarily, but also allowed users to fight through wooden shields far more effectively. They would not be used without an accompanying shield.

The long axe of the vikings was more of a spear-esque weapon, trading short range survivability for reach and weight. It was more effective at fighting infantry than a spear because of the downward swing being close to unblockable compared to the easy deflection of a longspear.

For the record most weapons that have appeared on an appreciable scale historically have advantages of some kind, or they wouldn't have appeared.

>>729035964
swords are pretty good
light sabers are just swords but melt through anything with minimal force

lightsabers > sword

>>729034878
he is growing claws pleb

>>729036210
Lightsaber = fiction

Holy shit dude you win this thread

>>729035294
Where does the magazine go?

To all the meme lords who are posting katanas, just because they have been coopted by fedoras, doesn't mean they didn't rule to battlefields of medieval japan.

They are still Swords for fucks sake.

>>729036359
Idk I'm saving for a suppressor first. Then an IR scope perhaps.

>>729034860
this should be flag of usa

>>729034206
>a weapon intended entirely for distraction could actually effect a "skirmish" between two people
>a weapon intended to inflict pain, bruise and stun is "pretty autistic"

If you're older than 20 I'm worried

>>729036390
>tip
M'lady.

ITT: nobody even FOLDS STEEL BROOO

>>729036390
The Yari ruled the battlefields of medieval Japan.

>>729036390
>rule to battlefields of medieval japan

there are at least three things wrong with that sentence other than that it's just wrong

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Fists are the most dangerous weapon. Check for proof.

>>729032095
Cops carried those for years in exchange for billy clubs. Fucking things will crack your skull wide open.

>>729036741
futile

>>729036580
Source?

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>>729036322

So is this shit
>>729034860
Just going under the idea that these things are some how real dude.

>>729032095
This guys post.

>>729036811
I'm starting to worry that this isn't bait

idk what they're called but it's basically just small rod of metal you can put on your keychain
actually not autistic

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derp

When a nigger shoots his cockjuice in your eye

>>729032566
Fucking washing pole using faggot

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>>729036920
something like this

used to make them in tech class in high school but they stopped cause kids kept hitting each other with them

>>729037055
But where does the champagne on the ground go???

>>729034791
God dammit fagverine

>>729037399
kobutan.

>>729034731
id say thats more nerdy than autistic

>>729032065
>equip shark fist
>put on war face
>charge your enemy, screaming
>trip and fall
The shark fist is most effective as a weapon when you can trick the other guy into using it.

>>729031649
Bo shuriken are actually legit tools.

>>729034497
HEY. Us keyboard warriors affect the hearts and minds of millions across the world. That is a far better weapon than any of the others in-thread.

>the pen is mightier than the sword
>the keyboard is mightier than the pen

>>729032095

>autismo weapon thead

Autismos need not apply. Gtfo.

>>729035748
I disagree. The leverage required for something like that is pretty big. Better off with a large knife that you can swing rapidly.

>>729031649
faggot

>>729037952
He said most autistic, not most bad ass.

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>>729031649
most autistic by far

>>729038118
im pretty sure you'd die if you tried to use that

>>729035353
*blocks your path*

What do /b/?

>>729031649
I love acoustic weapons.

>>729037873
>swing
>knife

if you have a knife and you aren't shanking the fuck out of whatevers trying to murder you then you are dumb as a fucking ox with a knife

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>>729038712
>there is one kind of knife

>>729038774
link me a knife that's made to be used for slashing instead of stabbing in terms of combat/self defense. or is a "large knife" just a fucking sword in your book

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>>729037873
hey guys check out my

>large knife

>>729032316
>>729032316
>>729032316
This motherfucker right here. Defying the laws of physics in every fucking weeb MMO and RPG ever.

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>>729039072

>>729039226
if it looks cool it gets added, MMOs dont give half a shit if it's realistic or not.

>>729036580
yes pls. do want.

>>729037440
Nowhere the bubbles just disperse.

>>729039546
thats not a weapon that's a 7th grader's halloween costume you fucking idiot

>>729035777
Underrated post.

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>>729031649
The modern nuclear bomb.
So impractical that nobody is willing to use it. So it just sits around and costs millions per year to maintain. It's the ultimate autistic "mine is bigger than yours".

>>729039741
It's a deterrent you fucking moron. It's not meant to be used.

>>729039871
>so says the autist

>>729039226
Lol someone cannot swing a 400lbs sword like the anime guys do and is upset about it.

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the knowledge of science

>>729039923
>every major world leader is also an autist
Kys

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>>729039923
Couldn't think of a better comeback?

>>729032065
maybe if it has a laser mounted on it...?

>>729036963
A weapon to surpass metal gear

>>729034860
love the bayonet attachment

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>>729040188

>>729040083
>the knowledge fo science
you mean scientism? Scientism is the most autisitc meme to ever be born on (im assuming) r/atheism.

>>729039741
its not autistic in the sense of pure destruction. I doubt it'll ever be used, but it has still proven it's strength

>>729039741
you have no decent understanding of the real world

holy
fucking
shit

mods he's clearly underage can we please get a ban?

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>>729040328
lasers make anything better

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>>729039741
Interesting, you are obviously a philosophical anon.

>>729033198
who is that sexy grill?

>>729036580
Dykes are pretty autistic.

>>729040563
He has become more powerful than the Jews can ever imagine.

>>729040563
Friendo he has a point, just sit back and think about the ridiculousness of MAD and the entire Cold War.

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>>729040715
What if you mounted a laser.... on a laser?

>>729036580
wow, cute niggers.

>>729038712
Humans are so fragile that a tiny and light little wishy washy slash will get them to start bleeding all over.
Slash the leg, slash their arms, even the forearms, just a little bit, and wait, and they'll just bleed out.

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>>729040827

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Tits.

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>>729037399
those look like penis plugs/ small sounding rods

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>>729040958

>>729031649
> /b/

>>729040958
moar

>>729040139
>>every major world leader is also an autist
ackxuallyyh, they are.

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>>729040414
atheism is science. only the few enlightened, who throws away the shackles of organized religion and rebelled against the worship of an non-existing deity, can truly be euphoric and experience the humbleness of ones own intellect

>>729040414
>fucking up greentext when quoting
bruh, just highlight the phrase you wish to quote in greentext and click postnumber to reply.

thank me later, neofart.

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Autism itself.

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>>729040083
Pic related, it's you

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Flower power

>>729036580
Now I got jungle fever thanks anon

>>729041299
nice shit-post anon.
Made me kek.

>>729041299
See >>729041376
Its also you

>>729036963
Could use as a punch gun
Thumb hits trigger as the arm punch gun punch hits

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>>729031649
/thread

>>729041933
is that real holy shit my sides

>>729036210
No homo

>>729042283
it's as real as star trek and klingons, sure

>>729031649
>Katana

Nothing against the katana itself, it's just that neckbeards have ruined it forever. On the other hand my grandpa was a WW2 veteran, so fuck Japan and their national/cultural symbols.

>>729037751
>underrated shitpost

>>729033562
no just no you know nothing about weapons

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>>729041376
atheists are the cream of the intellectual crop. it takes a fool to believe in what can't be proven by science, but it takes intelligence to prove that people believe in stupid things

>>729037600
Kek

>>729041299
I myself used to be an atheist. As it turns out I just hate the sand nigger religions, which Christianity is a part of.

>>729042855
What religion did you choose then?

>>729039741
Ask Japan if it was autistic

>>729040882
You know fucking Jack shit. There's one instant sleep shank zone. The rest are someone screaming at you for stabbing them. Why in the fuck do you think every knife murder always involves the statement 'stabbed seventy two times' ...? It's because it takes that even with heart sticks to shut up a fucking crying screaming bitch that you're trying to kill with a knife. It's not a lot of fun.

Generally people don't just die but they're exceptions. I find drunk people die much more easily than a fit sober person. Especially yoga girls. Much better to choke them out, ziptie mittens over their hands and finish them someplace secured.

Natch.

>>729042983
Rorru yessu ittu wassu

>>729042952
you don't have to be part of an established religion to not be an atheist

>>729042952
Liberalism

>>729043107
You don't have to be black to be a nigger

>>729037590
no, definitely autistic

>>729043151
Gtfo liberal nigger

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>>729034497
Fuck you I like my computer

>>729043092
Found the racist

>>729043151
WRONG. To be black is to be nigger.

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>>729043151

>>729043272
Then have sex with it, you autistic mung

>>729034860
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>729043107
Well no, I was just asking what you chose to believe in.
But sure be defensive if you want to.
>>729043139
Which one, the one the right espouses or the one the left espouses?

>>729043392
An autist to surpass rainman

>>729042952
Asatru would be the closest fit for my beliefs. I do hate the national socialist/white supremacists who dishonor and make a mockery of it though.

>>729043465
Shut your weeb ass up

>>729043352
Came on it if that counts

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>>729043392

>>729038940
Arab and asian swords. Euro swords are good for poking though

>>729043107
so you're an apathist then

>>729043465
Meh whenever I meet a white supremacist asatru person, I remind them that some of the stuff they pillaged was people, from very foreign places.

>>729034497
Mfw that's the exact x220 im using to read this thread.

>>729043580
So is my dick and your mom agrees

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>>729043236
that's actually simple and practical blunt weapon for clubbing

pic related on the other hand

>>729036194
Berserkers never existed.

>>729043607
>implying that doesn't illicit a prodeful response

>>729043687
Citations needed

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>>729043609
Same

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>>729031649
Tears are the only answer...
Stupid autists and their magical toy swords and jerking off to cartoons.

>>729043697
They can be as prideful as they want, just as long as they know I'm not their ally in that white pride idea of theirs.

>>729043659
Those were never meant to be a real weapon though. Farmers used these to protect their land and that's about it.

>>729043743
How big of a beta faggot are you when you're crying after jerking off, you fucking faggot?

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The gay needle used for this sport

>>729035044
This. Longsword beats katana every time.

>>729043895
It's not a weapon.

>>729043942
Well it's not a hat either

>>729041933
I always thought the bat'leth looked like a decent weapon tbh.

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>>729032095
getting hit with one will make you autistic. The bailiff's at the local courthouse carry them.

>>729037590
is there a difference?

>>729043985
Why dont you go use out as a suppository

>>729044008
>autistic
Why has this become the new buzzword for retards?

>>729044100
It's been used that way for a few years now you filthy casual. Nice dubs though.

Iron War Fan?

>>729040827
>laser guided lasers
or maybe just a thermal weapon with heat seeking properties?

>>729038118
is there any chance it won't explode if shot?

>>729042793
$10 says he's listening to "in the end" by Linkin Park

>>729042639
and you're on a anime weaboo imageboard....
what a shame, anon! what would your grandpa say about all those shota, loli, fur and trap threads you're always browsing?!??

>>729036963
It's for shooting enemies behind you obviously

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anything can be a weapon

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guess it's good to cut magicite

>>729041373
is that egoraptor in a creepy sonic costume?

>>729039741
>the best weapon is the weapon you only need to use once

Fuck off

>>729044317
more likely black metal. burzum is the official atheism soundtrack

>>729044525
I never played anything past FF9 but this made me gain a chromosome just looking at it. Sweet baby Jesus man.

>>729044539
Why yes, yes it is.

>>729044008
being autistic or "on the spectrum" is different than being mentally retarded.

>>729034497
fuck you
>>729043609
X220t here

>>729043580
depends on the sword you couldn't thrust well with a 1796 light cav sabre

>>729038712
If you don't believe this, you're a fucking retard.
Slashing with a knife is defensive. Single mothers will grab a knife during a break in and slash someone with a kitchen knife.

Someone who knows what they are doing is going to be putting as many holes as possible in internal organs as they can.

>>729044776
It's a meme ya dip.

>>729043990
are you high?

>>729044963
Negative.

>>729044100
because you're a newfag

>>729032095
I've seen a blackjack crack some fucker's head open at a hardcore show those things are effective if nothing else.

>>729043407
oh, i'm not him. i was just sayin'
>>729043583
kind of? like i take points from certain spiritual notions and shit, i just don't subscribe to anything.
>>729043151
this is actually true

>>729045427
>ribcage

>>729037440
Shamwow

>>729043838
You're the artist this thread describes.
You didn't even have enough social skills to understand what you replied to.

Congrats on avoiding that abortion

>>729032065
May seem stupid but you think any animal is going to get close to you after being brushed up against this thing?

>>729045773
Triggered

>>729036825
http://www.damplips.com/?p=13055

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>>729032095
What is in those things that make it so hard that it will crack your skull?

>>729046049
Muh dick

>>729045998
That shoulder strap is useless cause you'd end up stabbing yourself in the back if you tried to use it

>>729043687
Of course they did, though the drug explanation is short-sighted modernity.

>>729043687
you watch lindybeige don't you

>>729033198
damn 2 hot 4 me

>>729046515
I watch your mom slob my knob....

>>729037873
Could just swing, it cant be that heavy.

>>729046114
oh my

>>729040772
That's Travis

>>729041106
Moot point as that's not a weapon.

>>729043659
Those are actually very effective.

>>729043687
Why are you spreading lies?

>>729046958
The fuck is it then?

>>729046271
i still have a bunch of those fuckers. dragons too. lost the castle though. and the badass siege tower

>>729045575
Which fallout game is this?

>>729047353
Looks like climbing spikes to me.

>>729043777
>what is a pitchfork
why would a farmer use this instead of a simple stick?
why would a farmer use this instead of a simple knife?
why would a farmer use this instead of a pitchfork that makes actually a decent improvised weapon?
dont nips had axes btw?

>>729047150
they would be if it would be one stick and one heavy objekt like a stone or something

also if you call a weapon effective you have to compare it to atleast a flint axe, and then its absolute shit

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>>729046165

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>>729048039
>>729048273

>>729049832
but these are far longer
also a flint axe would still be the better weapon

>>729049832
It's actually good tbh.

>>729051040
No, your brain is a better weapon

>>729051377
That's what your mom said about anal

>>729051390
shure it is

>>729051280
Good

>>729051485
The brain creates the weapon and its use

>>729051483
>what your mom said
H-h-how you know that!?

>>729042793
Okay neckbeard fedora thanks for sharing

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>>729035353
Couldn't you just swing your sword in between the blades and chop his fucking hand?

>>729031649
>hue hue hey guiz autizms hue hue hue
Never understood why autism was a catch-all for everything here, but it does weed out the dumber posters.

>>729040958
more

>>729032095
>autism weapon thread
>autist attempts to weigh in

>>729037364
The washing pole was so OP in PvP.

Nigga invades me thinking he's some kind of Yoshimitsu with that fucking thing and abuses it's range. Tho I just rolled though them and fucked them up with the claymore.

>>729055345
You're on /b/, everyone is a niggerautistfaggot here.

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>>729043743
Hentai is not a cartoon.
It's art.

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Omae wa mo shindeiru

>>729055650
Just shut the fuck up.

>>729056820
Nah, riling you up is funny.

>>729057025
Goddamn hand grenade

>>729036359
You mean the clip?

>>729046049
Lead or iron core wrapped in leather. They are illegal in some places and cops stopped carrying blackjacks and saps as well as spring saps because they kill too often on accident.

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>>729040535
>>729042983
surely those bunch of starving already-defeated fishermen learnt their lesson

>>729035353
Is this supposed to resemble a katar?

>>729034860
lol the "glock hopper"

>>729055185
so much this. when they first talked about the X-blade, this autistic shit was definitely not what i imagined

>>729041743
wow that was autistic...

>>729042283
found the real autist

>>729057025
kek