Kirby absorbed your powers What powers does he get /b/?

ur mom xD

The ability to shit 3 times a day

The ability to hold his shit and piss for 3 days

>>729013231
Depression

>>729013231
The power to be a badass bass player with a high thc tolerance and a low alcohol tolerance.

>>729013638
shut the fuck up john

>>729013638
>The power to be a badass bass player
So any 10yr old.

The ability to cry when in the middle of a conversation when the speaker is talking about something remotely negative towards something else.

>>729013717
Know how I know you know nothing about music?

>>729013231
AIDS

>>729013712
Sorry, wrong dude. Name isn't John.

He gets a big cock.

is being average a power?

>>729013231
Suicidal tendencies

>>729013825
Stfu john

>>729014003
If you must know my name is Tyler. Not John.

>>729013890
JUST ONE PEPSI

Extreme schitzophorenia and dissociative personality disorder. Good luck kirby.

Heavy depression, suicidal tendencies and be bald

Nice job you fucking pink boogie

>>729013717
Kek

>>729014159
You're self-diagnosed, aren't you?

>>729013231
The best dick sucker in the world

>>729014044
Stfu john you kiddo

>>729014253
Nope, I take my pills and everything m8. Kirby is going to need a nice therapist.

>>729014284
Do you mean John Letterman? I know him, but am not him.

Job dissatisfaction

>>729014331
Ah my bad then, I apologize. What are your biggest symptoms and / or issues?

>>729013231
Erectile dysfunction

>>729013231
The power of loneliness

>>729014384
Welcome to the real world, mate.

>>729013231
Damn, that sucks Kirby. There was a superhuman right next to me but instead you absorbed me.

Well, you're not going to like this but now you have the ability to not shower for a week at a time without shame or guilt, and the power to pretend like you have a clue about playing guitar.

>>729014608
Would you like some guitar advice or tips? I'm in my mid 30s and have been playing since I was 12.

>>729013231
Even better sucking skills

>>729013231
Hack writing.

>>729014388
Voices and shadows. It got to a point when i was 17 where leaving my house was impossible without being in something close to living nightmare. so after a few months of therapy i got some meds, then after 2 years i got disability. now im 25 and stay home 90% of the time and work tech support when im not playing vidya.

Suck dicks

autism

>>729013231
Pedophilia

>>729013231
lactose intolerance

>>729014757
Sounds scary, man. Good luck with it.

>>729014687
Not my problem anymore. Kirby has to deal with that shit.
I don't even think he has fingers.

>>729014757
You're a dick. I didn't even read your post but got a sad energy from the first few words. Kirby has to live that now. Asshole.

>>729013231

Nigger-Powers

>>729015094
Oh... Ok....

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>>729013231
Kirby gets depression.

turns vegan

>>729013762
lul

>>729013231

Diabetus

>>729013231
He develops a Common Lithp
Also depression

>>729015362
What the hell would anyone learn from you off of 4chan, /b specifically, for music lessons? I don't see that as a possibility even if interest was involved. 18 years of playing guitar yet you're in a Kirby thread, I don't see any success and your bad learning patterns would corrupt clean minds from proper training.

>>729013231
He can play alto sax, sing, and is capable of clowning the shit out of people

>>729015865
Is he also comfortable living in mom's basement as an underachieving overachiever?

>>729015775
No worries mate, suit yourself. Just thought I'd offer.

>>729013231
Alchoholism

>>729015936
I think if Kirby sucked you up he'd gain the power of being able to gargle 6 gallons of his own cum

>>729013444
Trips and no checks

sociopathy

>>729016512
Nah he'd just become really handsome and wonder why he didn't do it earlier.

>>729016512
Gotta admit, that'd be pretty impressive.

>>729016647
And the ability to name every Naruto character

>>729016512
Thats literally a power. Because I don't see that being possible.

>>729013231
depression and being unable to get laid

>>729016756
Not with that attitude

>>729016926
I'm sorry

>>729016926
I'll let you fuck my butt if you want.

>>729013231
Heroin!

>>729013231
a job

>>729013231
hepatitis

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729013231
constant suicidal thoughts even though there is no objective reason to have them

>>729013231
The power of tax avoidance

>>729016703
whats the main character called?

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The power to turn blue.