tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

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>>729007823
Never has
Never will
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>>729007823

she never did. nice try fag.

Well... We were at my fathers funeral, and the corpse looked so tasty I couldn't help myself. So as we get up to say our final goodbyes to the corpse I just whip out my dick, and start jacking it. This goes on for a few minutes, and noone says anything, well then finally my mom is crying so hard that she has to look away from the body, and she catches me busting a nut right on my cold dead fathers casket.

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>>729008113
Damn anon I just went diamonds

>>729009252
I have a weenie though

>>729007823
she once found some search results in the browser history on our home pc (i didnt have my own at the time), but i was young so they were really docile, like "boobs" and "naked" in google image search
never caught me in the act, few close calls though

>>729007823
She didn't but she walked in on me dry humping this chick in my school year with her bare tits in my hands

>>729009252

>"but your dad's finger is deep into your pussy"

fix'd.

>>729009408
Kinky Anon

So, It wasn't straight up porn.

>It was super early in the morning, and I had gotten up early to do my daily jack-off.
>Run across a flash game on an adult games website, pegged as a concentration game.
>So I start playing the game, and the concentration bit is playing 'snake' while naked picture of women flash in the background.
>I start rubbing the head of my penis through my pajamas.. this is my stealth masturbation method when I want to get off, but dont want to drop my trousers, in case something happens.
>Get kind in to it...super focused on the game, and feeling good.
>i suddenly feel some fingers run through my hair and lightly down my back and hear "Good morning honey, what are you up to?"
>I just out of my skin, turn around and see my mom.
>I start laughing, and say "Oh, I was playing a game and it called itself a concentration game. Turns out the concentration bit was they loaded a bunch of naked pictures in the background to keep you from focusing on the game!"
>Laugh some more.
>Mom looks at me strangely, then starts laughing herself. "Silly boy, well come on up, I made breakfast."
>She leaves the room.
>Pretty sure I fucked up, and this might have turned into something, if I had actually acted like I was caught looking at porn directly.
> I think she has spied on me masturbating before.
>Also about 65% sure she knows I look at mother son incest porn.
>Once made a quip after a gynacologist visit where they took images.
>"Oh, these are just photos from the visit, you wouldn't want to see these.... Actually maybe you would, come here."
>Shows me photos
>"Keep in mind this is the closest you'll ever get to seeing it."

>>729007823
l used to fuck a pillow while watching porn like a jack rabbit when l was 11 l had a really big dick and oneday l felt like l ws being watched so l went to my window and saw my female neighbour watching me she had a husband and kids.

oneday l was rubbing my dick on the dog and my mom walked in

>>729011049
>l was rubbing my dick on the dog

seek professional help

>>729007823
Genuinely happened to a friend, not me. It'a bit like the old legend of the dude tossing away loudly under the covers and finishing to discover a recently placed cup of tea right next to his bed.

>Fapping like a monkey in his room
>Mum walks in, sees him going at it, he sees her.
>Goes out silently, shuts door
>Calls him down to dinner about 10 minutes, later
>He sheepishly goes down, hoping nothing is said
>'NOW WASH YOUR HANDS' she barks at him

Ouch.

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I was thinking of "accidentally" letting my sister catch me beating iff, she's probably not seen a penis before and I'd kinda like to be her first

>>729011153
Where you like rimming his asshole with your cock, or just like putting it on its fur

>>729007823
be me 14
>mom says "i'm going grocery shopping I'll be back later"
>I'm alone
>fire up pornhub
>get naked
>watching favorite pissing vids
>cant get off
>need more
>decide I'll piss on self
>need towel
>leave porn on screen
>go down to laundry room in basement to get towel for pissing ides (its just a concept at this point)
>while down stairs see mom's panties, bra, stockings.
>put them on with pair of shoes
>immediate hardon
>carefully walk up basement stairs trip hit head
and get knocked out
>wake up with mom, paramedics standing over me
>Today I'm 24 and I still feel like I'm on fire with shame just writing this

>Be Me
>14 Year Old
>Going hard on my meat
>Fapping on bed
>Door swings open
>Cum
>Mum stands there as I cum
>Walks out
>Dont talk for like a week

>>729011595
you do realize your mom sexually abused you and took naked selfies with you and pissed on you before the paramedics arrived?

>>729011517
don´t ruin her for life anon

>>729011782

its fake faggot. its the same stupid faggot that always fills these threads with his fake bullshit stories.

after a while you can see his recycled words and sentences.

>>729011595
Plus side
>She thinks your a closet faggot.
>Rather than a filthy piss-loving pervert that needs severe therapy.

>>729011233
lmao similar thing happened to a friend of mine as well

>Friends lives in a two story house
>His room is upstairs, also has his own shower
>He's done showering and goes to his room naked, since it's really close by
>Sits down naked in front of his computer, horny as hell
>Puts on some porn and starts fapping
>Hears someone going up the stairs
>Panics, tries to close the window with the porn, but since it was windowed, he misclicks and puts on full screen instead
>Mom walks in the room, porn is playing on the whole screen and he's sitting there with a titanium hardon
>She asks him "were you...?" while awkwardly doing a stroking motion with her hand
>He nods yes
>She leaves a tissue on the counter by the door and tells him to clean up when he's finished and come downstairs for dinner, and then leaves, while leaving the door open after her

Poor guy

>>729011558
read the fucking thread properly you stupid fucking cuntlick

>>729011830
>don´t ruin her for life anon

this a myth. although true in some cases, its not true in all cases.

>>729011847
dont know about the story guy, but i can guarantee that this one is true.
>>729010336

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>>729007823
my mum never did but my dad. i was in livingroom whatching tv, maybe i was around the age of 12. i watched a lui de funes film where a scene at a beach for nude people made me horny. so i started fapping. dad opened the dor, got on the floor and pretty much walked the dinosaur.
he said: "i've seen what i have seen"
i didn't know what he meant but maybe he didn't know what to say either.
it was terrible awkward for me because i diddn't know what fapping means to society, i only realized i must have done something wrong. later he called me weeny-player. parents can sometimes be so fucked up.

>>729011880
on the plus side you could make her a lesbian
so do it

>>729011595
Very funny

>>729011872
As someone with an incest fetish, I never get the negative connotation with this.

A mother that is non-chalant about you fapping is pretty awesome. Especially considering some mothers threaten to send you to church (religious), or therapy (conservative), or cut off your penis (feminist)

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>>729008113
made me smile

Just one really fucked up time.

She walked in on me jerking over porn. She's a hardcore feminist type so was totally disgusted by it. She stood there shaming me for degrading women then, for some fucked up feminazi reason, said if I could do that then I should do it to her instead.

She then stripped off and made me look at her while masturbating until I shot a load.It was the most awkward cum of my life and she was so smug about it like she'd just taught me a lesson.

>>729012068

not same anon. just an anon with some exprience on the topic. its bullshit that people ALWAYS get traumatized. sometimes people turn out ok and their lives carry on.

>>729007823
never. i could do it behind her back and she wouldn't even notice

>>729011595
>I still feel like I'm on fire with shame just writing this
Holy shit that was hilarious!
You're cool, bro.

>>729012174
I've seen several B-ranked celebrities mention themselves getting molested as children, and saying that they were okay/fine with it after growing up.

They generally experienced a lot of backlash from a brainwashed, hypersensitive population.

>>729010336
yo, pic of your mom

>>729011517
this is how americans actually think

>>729012126
I don't get that at all. It's a natural thing for a growing child to be doing. I'd say you should be more concerned about your child showing absolutely no interest in sexuality.

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>>729010336
>"Keep in mind this is the closest you'll ever get to seeing it."

jej

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>>729011872
>titanium hardon

>>729012431
Aside from the fact that I am paranoid and wouldnt show it anyway, I honestly dont keep any family photos on hand. Even on trips, I don't take pictures of people, but focus on plants, animals and architecture.

I will never forget, It was 4th of July 2001. Partied hard all day, booze, coke, ecstasy, GHB, having a gay ol' time. Get home around 4am, horny as shit, popped in a DVD porn (no computer). One of those 8 hour ones. Start spanking, pants down around ankles. GHB must have knocked me out. Woke up to mom tapping me on the shoulder with a Benjamin Franklin $100 look. Still mortified today

>>729007823
I've never been caught, and since I moved away, nobody ever will.

>be me
>be around 12
>be in bedroom
>humping mattress like tomorrow never comes
>hear screeching sound
>think it's nothing since its always fucking nothing
>go at it even harder
>emit hushed delighted sounds
>cum
>look up
>mom's here, hand on the handle, looking at me
>decide to go full denial
>casually walks out of bed
>say to mom: "oh! Hi mom, you were there (lol)"
>mom doesn't talk to me for two days
>ok.jpeg

>>729007823
never had. Moved out of home now. I got by completely unscathed. Fapped every day for 7 years too. its called being cautious.

I'd have my mouse curser over the X button ready to close in a second if i hear someone open the door and my hand positioned so i can rip it out of my pants quickly if i hear someone coming nearby.

>>729012162
bullshit

>>729013692
wow what a cool fucking story dude

>>729012343
such as?

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

>>729013942
phake n gaye

>>729013942
10/10

>>729012162
I... this is nice

>>729011595
I love the knocked out part.

>>729007823
I wasn't ever caught cuz I fap when everybody sleeps.

>>729013942
The urine gave it away. She couldn't possibly have boiled "scalding hot" urine while fisting and edging you. Nice try though faggot.

>>729009307
Yeah my mom found that on our pc when I was 10 or 11 and I blamed my older sister.

She found other porn on her laptop whe I was older but i blamed that on a virus or something

>>729009390
Nice

>>729012162
I could see that happening my mom went through the browser history and talked to me about how porn or imagining a woman while masturbating was rape because she couldn't give consent

>>729009390
that happened to me and my first girlfriend

>her mounted on top of me grinding
>my hands on her bare tits
>her mom in the window of the front door to the barn we were in with surprised look on face
>realized what she interrupted and went away

>>729014594
that's proper retardation, kill your Mom or let me fuck her then we'll dispose of her together.

>>729014594
This is how /b/tards are made.

I think mum caught me in the act once but that's not the most embarrassing for experience I've had.

A while back I was using mum's new computer to watch porn and didn't realise she set up the browser to automatically bring up the last thing you looked at when you first open it.

She informed of this a day after I'd been watching hardcore interracial gang bang porn.

>>729007823
Closest i've gotten to is had my Mom give me massages on my lower back and thigh a couple of times, I was really good at controlling my boner and so I did.
>Mom says I have nice hands
>As i'm laying down on my back after the massage, she grabs one of my hands compliments it and puts it on her thigh
>I say "I have sweaty palms, you don't want to do that
>She says wipe them on me, holds my hand and starts rubbing it on her thigh

Laugh my ass off up until this day, this happened like a few days ago.

>>729014858
wut

>>729014673
Lol while I >>729014682
don't love her I do respect the fact that she worked a lot to raise me and my sisters
>>729014682
Ya that plus I'm pretty sure I was molested as a child. Idk by who but I do remember having the same syntoms of the clap (caught it a few years ago) and scaring on the tip of my dick as a kid.

>>729011973
What country you from?

>>729014858
do it faggot


mom wants the d

>>729011049
there was this guy last week in belgium, who was fucking his dog.
Parents came in, were shocked, called the police. Poor guy is now in an institution.

>>729015143
That happens to everyone at some point in their lives

>>729015143
>fucking his dog
>poor guy
No. He's human detritus.

>>729015364
He just wanted some love anon.

>>729015143
Typical furfag is typical.

>>729013942
and the act is called....The Aristocrats!

>>729015143
Link?

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>>729015499

>>729015499
http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20170405_02818275

In dutch, not in an institution, convicted for 3 months.

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>>729011973
>weeny-player

>>729015312

Happened to your mom, and your shitass was born.

>>729011595

And to this day you still live in your Mums basement

>>729015950
shitass

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>>729008113

My mom knows I do but I've never been caught red handed.

>>729007823
Fun fact never been caught masturbating, but i got caught having sex 2 times.

>>729016210
How do you know that she knows?

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>Be me
>Sad and lonely, decided to mod Skyrim over 3 weeks
>Achieved perfect aesthetics and sexual ability
>This is depressing
>Start to get into sexual activities
>Donger heightens
>Starts furiously masturbating like the faggot I am
>Door bursts open
>"ANON, DINNER'S READYYY!"
>Mom 360s and walks away
>Continue to masturbate furiously
>Comes back up asking if I want some sauce
>Climax
>Mother tries to say something
>"Oh."
>720s and walks away
>Feels bad

>Pic completely related.

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>>729016429
>Aesthetics

my dad caught me but my mom never did :p

>>729011973
More or less the same thing happened to me with my dad!

>>729016414
She's asked me before if I do and I straight out told her yes

>>729016429
so she turned 180 to look away then though ehh and 180 again to see that cock?

>>729010336
>"Keep in mind this is the closest you'll ever get to seeing it."
kek, she wants you to masturbate to her.

Never masterbaiting but once my gf was blowing me in the living room under a blanket. When I saw her walk in I pulled her head up but when I did it made a loud pop noise rip.

nope - but have seen someone I used to know on Cam4 and Chaturbate, fiddling with herself for tips.

>>729016732
Sure

>>729016835
That's called income, not tips.

>15 at the time
>22yo cousin is staying over
>she goes out with my parents
>just me at home
>ravage through her stuff, find her bras and panties and cum on them
>cum in her water bottle
>some hours go by
>decide to fap again
>fap with her panties
>suddenly my mom stands in my room
>she gets mad at me for fapping with my cousins stuff
>cleans the pair I was using but leaves all the other panties in place
>tells me she wont tell my cousin
>relieved

>>729016822
Yeah I've been nearly caught getting blown like 4 or 5 times. Scariest moments of my life

>>729017005

lol. what a shameful experience.

>>729016668
THen what happened?

>>729016668
This

>>729011872

But she STILL LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN

Even after she catches her son jacking it, she still doesn't fail to be a spot-on mom

Never happened. But my stepdad did. He walked in and asked if that's what I was doin. He told me it's natual. Just do it behind a locked door.

>>729017307
Yes, I just pretend I grew out of it by acting like a puritan whenever my mom is around.

>>729015749
>http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20170405_02818275

Kek.

"I had used drugs and alcohol. For the rest, I have no explanation for this. I am deeply ashamed, "said the 20-year-old Cédric Tuesday in the court of Tournai. The young man was caught by his parents when his dog, a brown labrador raped.

He could not deny the facts, Dernière Heure writes. His parents had caught him red-handed when they that night earlier than expected came home and heard their dog noises in the living room.

It was the mother who saw her son on his knees as he shall strip their dog. To make things a little too smoothly, he had used dish soap as a lubricant. Someone called and shouted and the police were notified.

Cédric indeed gave a very confused impression. The parents were particularly worried about the safety of their other younger children. Which were already in bed when the incident took place.

Cédric after investigation was referred to the criminal court in Tournai, where he defended himself. So without a lawyer. Denial was useless, he was caught red-handed. And many extenuating circumstances, there were not even argue. The facts were what they were.

No psychological research

"I do not know how I can defend myself before. I can not explain it. And it is impossible to explain, "he said.

Strangely enough, there's no single psychological examination during the trial the young man from Mouscron.

The judge eventually sentenced him to three months in prison, a punishment he should not serve if he commits no new offenses within a period of three years.

Never caught fapping but one day I did learn about a thing called "Browser History" and "Temporary Internet Files."

I'm probably a little older than most of you (31) so I was whackin it to sex stories and pictures on 56k modem praying nobody would call the house phone and kick me off.

>>729013017
Are you the tile guy?

>>729018350
Most awkward conversation with parents of my life.

>>729012162
damn dude, that's messed up.

>>729012162
FAKE AND GAY

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>>729013200
>with a Benjamin Franklin $100 look
nice one anon. i can see her now

>>729018917
god damn

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>>729007823
never happened i began masturbating at 25. always had a cunt ready to fuck thatnks to money. females are whores

embarrassing on two levels

>be the computer "expert" at home
>dad wants to take all out photo CD's and load them on the computer
>loading them in with dad
>see one of them on vacation in Aruba
>mom is wearing a skimpy bikini
>make mental note where that one goes
>later that day sitting in my room and pull up that picture
>zoom in on it. nice tits, can almost see a cameltoe
>just stare at it and get hard
>pull my cock out and start jerking off, concentrating on that area between her thighs
>staring hard and jacking harder
>"ANON! THAT'S DISGUSTING"
>mother caught me masturbating to a picture of her
>later than night dad comes up to my room
>"jesus anon. use some common sense and don't get caught"
>"and why do you think I married her?" with a smirk
>"oh, and tell your mother I ripped you a new one."

>Be 13
>Find the "stash" of sex toys under Mom and Dad's bed.
>Find video in box, know it i must be porn (VHS I am old fag)
>Wait until Sunday and pretend I am sick so I don't go to church.
>House empty, implement Mission Impossible music.
>Only two VCRs are in Living room and Parents room. So pop tape in mom and dad's room.
>mfw tape is homemade porn of mom tied up and dad using toys on her.
>fap and cum buckets.... new favorite pasttime.
>spend every empty house moment over next few weeks watching tape 10 minutes at a time.
>about 90 minutes into tape new scene, looks like hotel room. Mom blindfolded and tied on bed and dad is fucking her... camera moves.
>MFW I realize aonother peson with them. Dad cums
>I did too, kept watching still hard.
>Dad switches places and I see neighbor from about 3 doors down fucking mom.
>cum hard again.
>proceed to watch this clip every chance I get.
>about 2 weeks later new tape appears.
>New place (guessing neighbors house) Dad and Neighbor double spitroasting mom...
>Third person on camera.
>I cum, and hear downstairs door.
>Panic mode, I hear mom yell and i pull up pants, get tv off and kick box back under bed.
>Barely get in room without being noticed.
>want to puke when I realize that I left tape in VCR!

cont.

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>>729019248
>25

>>729013200
could have been worse, could have been Benjamin Franklin waking you up with a $100 your mom look

>>729011517
wish i'd had a sister

>>729011517
the fuck is wrong with you

>>729011595
Sure thing, because when people get knocked out it's for a long time just like in the movies. Are you saying you went into a coma from falling down the stairs.

Fuck outa here with your movie knockout bullshit.

>>729019423
Ohh shit, mom walks in, get on the floor ect

>>729019423
That looks fake

>>729015950
Good one

>>729011847
....not to mention he doesn't know anything about being knocked out. Thinks life is a movie. Retarded.

>>729019674
>ect
>electroconvulsive therapy
>not etc
>et cetera

moran

>>729011973
He wanted you to suck his dick you baka.

>>729019753
holy shit, Iv never noticed that before... Thankyou

>>729012068
No that usually comes from Male abuse, usually sexual abuse. Typically from the father.

>>729019423
>Seating bullets waiting for bomb to drop.
>30 minutes of paralyzing fear... nothing.
>Mom knocks on door, I feel like puking again, she says she has to run to store, do I need anything
>no thank you
>Hear car start, run to room.
>MFW Tape isn't in VCR
>Actually got to bathroom and puke.
>Start making plans to run away.
>45 minutes later mom is home.
>still sick, hear her in kitchen then starting to come up stairs.
>knocks on door, "anon, can we talk."
>She comes in and says she knows I have been watching videos under bed.
>She tells me it is normal to be curious, but Dad wouldn't understand.
>She tells me she won't tell dad, but I need to find a new source of "excitement".
>Then says, you realize that when you watch it the tape stays where ever you left off...
>MFW I realize that SHE is one watching tapes, not Dad.
>MFW I realize that she has known or suspected a while.
>Continue to watch movies as they are made until about 16 being careful to note the counter setting and always rewinding it to the point it left off.
>Realized later that my Mom was probably getting off on me watching her
>My mom was a slut, and I saw her fuck at least 6 different guys on tape, all of which I knew.

>>729012126
My mother was a Nazi, she put me in the gas chamber with her Jew Husband.

>>729019279
Base dad is alright

>>729020093
I'm guessing he jerked off to that picture more than I did.

>>729012162
>straight from "shit that never happened land"

>>729019248
Hahaha

>>729011595
dude...

>>729011830
Ruin her for life before she ruins you: equality and all that bat shit.

>>729019279
you wouldn't happen to have a copy.... I would also like to know why he married her.

>>729019952
That's nice... can we get some jpgs with this story.

>>729021092
jpgs of what? my mom?

Um, no....

>>729021309
do it fag, she is a slut after all

>>729020855
I moved out of the house and have my own computer. I'm betting dad saved it though, but I don't have it.

It was a typical beach picture... mom standing on the beach, bikini, legs a little apart, boobs busting out of the top. I think there was sand and ocean... just don't recall those details for some reason.

>>729021464
Eat a bag of fuck anon.

She was a slut, but all in all a good, mom, and I have no interest in outing my now 60 year old slut mom.

Twat

I masturbated in the gas chambers, waiting for the Zyclon gas to activate..... all that pussy

>>729019952
That's nice. I wouldn't want to be you but its a nice story. Tell me more about your slutty mother, when's the last time you saw her? Did you ever touch her sexually?

>>729021559
fag

>>729021662
No, however she continuted to make videos, and "hide" them in the same spot, where she had to know I was watching them. So pretty sure she liked idea of me jerking to her.

I now live a 1000 miles from my home, and last I saw them was Christmas.

>>729021892
Can I fuck your mother annon, she won't mind... especially if you watch the tape after. ;)

>>729021892
Ask your slutty mom to send you a special Christmas present this year. I wanna see it!

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>>729013942
FUCKIN KEK'D

Does anyone have the webm what the actress who plays lily potter but in a different movie where she walks in on her son wanking and just walks out of the room laughing? Its really hot

>>729022063
>>729022081
Sounds like that would be up to my dad and mom... let me know if/when you talk with them.

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>>729022489
Don't tell your dad, just ask your slutty mom!

She never caught me masturbating, but she caught my girlfriend with a mouthful of my dick.

Okay, why not.
>Mom is ex-hippie. She's a "free spirit", basically means she's a fucking fruitcake. No idea who my Dad was, she probably doesn't know either. We lived in a motorhome. She travelled around to these fairs and carnivals, selling beads and shirts and hippie crap that people don't really want.
>There was never any privacy. I had my own bed, but not room. I was home schooled... well, kinda. When she felt like it. The only time I had to myself is when Mom was off selling her beads or was off fucking random druggie assholes.
>We're at this fair in Minnesota. I'm probably 14 at the time. I'm not feeling well, probably too much kale or second hand weed smoke. Mom has the truck parked in this park, she has a table and some racks next to the door and is hawking her shit.
>Looking out the other side through the curtains I can see this bodypainter under a tree. He's getting all these hot bitches topless and he's painting flowers on their tits, and although there's screens on two sides I can see straight through the middle. He's wiping them down, getting all the oil off, and this is the hottest thing I have seen. I've seen my Mom naked, but this was something else.
>So I'm staring at them through the window, kneeling on this bench/chair thing and my cock is rock hard, and I'm rubbing it against the seat cushion, and it feels so fucking good.
>I don't realize that my regular thrusting is making the motorhome wobble on the suspension. Mom comes in and catches me while I struggle to catch up.
>We have a long, uncomfortable conversation about masturbation and sexuality. Mom decides that we need time to ourselves. Anytime we want, we can ask the other person to leave and give them "me" time.
>I'm too fucking embarrassed to ask for Me time. My Mom asks for it like 3 times a week.
>By the time I'm 18 I've left. I have no qualifications, no education, nothing.
>Thanks Mom.

>>729022646
LOL sure...

You do realize that that day was literally the only time we ever spoke about it? I think she is aware I kept watching, but I was careful to not make it obvious. She literally never acted like anything was out of ordinary, never said she fucked others, as far as I know they are still swinging away.... good for them I say. However I have no interest in having some 3l1t3 doxxrz fuck with my parents.

>>729007823
Never but my stepmum did yesterday
>Be me, 17 y/o, complete faggot
>At my dad's house for the holidays
>Have pretty flexible spine, can suck my own dick
>Practising, seeing how deep I can go
>Supergay.wmv
>Lift up again watching some faggoty millitary video
>Cock still out, holding it
>Step mum walks in without knocking holding a plate of sausage rolls
>Freak the fuck out and cover my cock as she runs out
>Knocks and comes back in, gives me sausage rolls
>Uncomfortable eye contact
>Dick not even away, just under covers
>Walks out and I eat my sausage rolls
>Comes back in an hour later to get some stuff
>Glances at my dick (wearing trousers at this point)
>Internalscreening.bmp

She isn't even very attractive, this isn't some weird incest thing like you fags are into it was just fucking awkward.

I think honestly the worst part was the fact I wasn't even fully hard, I'm 7.3 inches hard but was probably only about 5 then.

>>729023055
"this isn't some weird incest thing like you fags are into it was just fucking awkward"

Yea, because sucking your own cock is not weird, you contortionist mother fucker

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>>729007823
>On camping trip
>Jackin it, thinkin' about bears
>Mom walks in
>Lock eyes with mom, cock in hand
>She just looks
>I continue, keeping eye contact with mom
>Rhythm gets faster
>I release, my sticky ooze runs down my fingers
>I yell "I bit my wrists..Look at the BLOOOOOD!" and flick my semen into her face
>She runs down the hall
>I hear Dr. Lechter from the next cell
>Hannibal says "Agent Starling! Come back! Agent Starling! Agent Starling! I would not have had that happen to you.Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly."
>Begin to work up another load for when she crosses my path again.

Best Thanksgiving ever.

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>>729023504
Never said that wasn't weird, just not into fucking my own mother.
Also at least sucking your own dick is a skill, it takes time and dedication to do that. Any amerifat sandwich can fuck their own mothers

>>729023976
shut up fag

>>729023976
shut up fag

>>729007823
My mum died before I started masturbating.

I see my mom and sisters play with themselves or each other all the time and they see me. In my family it's completely national.

>>729007823
>Heard about edging
>No cars parked, home alone, figured I'd give it a try
>Load up Kayla Carrera full movie, undress completely
>Do the long, slow linger thing
>50 minutes later, finally blow load
>Mom comes in "Are you finished yet?"
>"What?!?"
>"Can you give me a lift, my car's in the shop?"
>"Uh, okay, give me a minute."
>She was in the next room the whole time.

>>729024187
Go jerkoff on her tombstone now, come back and green text us your story

>mom walks in
>sees me trying to suck my own dick
>ask what i'm doing
>what's it look like?
>you're doing it wrong
>mom sucks my cock
>spits the cum on my face
>tells me to take out the trash

>>729024187
what, immediately before?

fuckin hardcore af

>>729024216
>each other
details?

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>>729024266
No thanks I'm not that much of a degenerate.

>>729012162
try harder

>>729007823
Mother's never caught me, cousin did and she watched. That's about it.

>>729024155
Butthurt because I don't want to fuck my own mother?
Well at least it isn't fluffy.

>>729007823
anyone got the green text of the guy getting caught jackin to a anime babe being cut up

Never been caught masturbating, but she did open my bottom drawer when I was in my experimental stage ahd found a shitload of weird-ass anal toys of various sizes. She's a religious nutjob, so she went completely bonkers and left home for a few weeks.

>>729025228
I bet she was shacked up in a crack house with a big dick nigger plowing her ass night and day

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>>729010523
>when l was 11 l had a really big dick

>>729025628
I wouldn't go that far, but I'm pretty sure she represses some seriously fucked up fantasies. 2+2=4, y'know?

>>729015491
>this

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>Be 17, total hornhound. Had to jack off everyone morning in the shower to get rid of my morning wood.
>Every morning I was sure to close the bathroom door, and I was sure to jack off slowly and quietly because the walls are fucking thin and I was worried that the sloppy sounds of me churning my own butter in the shower would spread.
>I start to notice that the bathroom door isn't closed every time I get out of the shower. It's got me confused, 'cause I'm being fucking careful. At first once or twice, but soon every fucking time.
>Turns out my Stepmom was watching me jack off. She'd wait a few minutes, then crack open the door and peer through the gap. My bedroom is at the end of the hall, I set up my phone to record the hallway and caught her.
>I started putting on shows for her. I'd rub my soapy dick on the glass shower screen. I'd moan her name as I was cumming. And I'd get shows in return on my phone as she's rubbing herself off while watching me.
>She must've known that I knew. In the end my Dad stopped working nights, so he was awake in the mornings and well... all good things.
>Stepmom wasn't bad looking, just shy apparently. Kinda looks like the pic.

At home with sister over the weekend. She finally falls asleep so I have me time I pop in a movie sit on the couch and open my pants for a good fap. As im really into the movie I didn't realize I was being loud. My sister comes in. I cover my dick up fast. She asked what I was doing I say nothing while holding the covers. She sees bulge and thinks I'm hiding a candy bare. She grabs it and try to run off with it. It doesn't budge. We fight over it and she somehow gets the covers off and puts ithe in her mouth and try's to bite it. It hurt a little but I was in shock that she did that. She realized it's not a candy bar. looks at my funny then back at my dick. Time Flys bye with just her staring at my dick. She eventually tells me sorry for the teeth marks and that mine is different then the ones she's seen then she starts to kiss it because she has this thing where she thinks kissing sores will make it better. I jokingly tell her to just put ithe in her mouth and she does. We had lots of fun that weekend

>>729023976
Lol dicksuckingfaggot

>>729024505
It's not a taboo in my family. If we want to play we just do it. No one ever says no unless there sicko on there hell week.

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>>729025915
I'm pretty sure this cuck still is 11 mate, thats why I didn't reply

>>729026254
>Tries to bite it
>Time flys bye with her staring at my dick.
Top kek anon

>>729026249
You should of came out naked for her

>>729026254
You could at least try to make it sound real mate.

>>729026908
As soon as I turned off the shower she bolted. That's why the door was left open.

>>729026898
She left marks that didn't go away for three day's

>>729026983
She had to leave the door open to bolt it?

>>729015491
kek

>>729026983
Get naked turn on the shower without you in it hide in your room and when she opens the bathroom door you come up from behind her and tell her you know someone was watching you and take it from there.

>>729027132
Bolted = ran.

>>729026969
You don't have to believe me

Not my mom, but.

>Be 13, staying at best friends place.
>we get whole basement to self.
>He has stash of porn mags (90s)
>get super horny looking at them, not gonna stroke in front of each other thinking that is gay
>He goes to bathroom in downstairs, I know what he is doing, but pretend i need to go to bathroom too, and leave magazine and head to main floor bathroom.
>Walk the stairs and enter kitchen
>His mom is in kitchen making a drink in swim suit
>I try to move quick but hardon makes it tough.
>I get to bathroom and start jerking, won't take long
>getting close man
>Hear door
>my friends mom with finger up to lips
>she says she can help
>she reaches out and in about 3 stokes i am painting the side of their sink with my cum.
>i am out of my mind with pleasure, she looks me in eye and licks the cum that is on her hand off.
>whispers that if i come upstairs after her son is asleep she will be on couch.
>get first blow job from best friends mom that night.
>have regualar sex with his mom for about 3 years before she calls it off, says it is too dangerous, but I am pretty sure I have "gotten too old"
>MFW I hear from my mom about 5years ago that she got arrested for sex with a 14 year old boy.

Actually in reverse
> be me 14
> came home early from school
> parents forgot it was a half day
> walk in and see my dad watching hairy 70s porn
> he's hung like a horse
> he's a little deaf and never heard me come in
> turn 360 and walk away
> never told anyone
> I didn't get his dick genes.

Catch me? i let her watch so i can get my allowance.

>>729027649
Maths not your forte is it?

>>729027883
You're new aren't you?

>Saturday night, ronery ninja
>my mom doesn't open my door without knocking ever
>full beast mode double handing my dong
>so into it I don't even pay attention to what's going on around me
>I finish super hard, cum on my chest
>recovery mode, catch my breath; wipe up
>door is open, hamper of clothes on the floor beside my door
>door was closed when I started
>lookslikesuicideagain.flac
>avoid mom for like 3 days

This was like 10 years ago.

>>729027883
Lurk more.

>>729022941
more on your childhood at least you got stories.

i have no arms (thalidomide) so my mom did it for me until i was 23

>>729027941
Not really, just not regular... only come here when feeling depressed... months pass before I come back. Sometimes years.

>>729028093
okay reddit

>>729028155
No for real.

I'm faping in my room when I heard my door open. It was my stepmother telling me she knew what I was doing. I try to hide my dick under the table and deny it but she already saw it. She told me it was OK and completely normal then asked if she could watch me. I thought it was weird then she tells me that her and my dad haven't had sex in months so I tell her on 2 conditions 1 I get to watch her and 2 it stays between us. It wasn't long after that we became fuck buddy's.

>>729027999
Nothing really to tell. It wasn't that great. I didn't have a dad, didn't have any friends, and Mom was a free-love slut.

I've seen her naked more times than I can count, she didn't have much in the way of shame, but then she was very protective and would never let me hang around other people.

I'm pretty screwed up actually, both education/career wise AND emotionally.

It might sound fun to be stuck in a motorhome with your Mom for years on end, but it really isn't.

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>>729007823
>be me, wanking
>mom comes in without knocking
>turns 360 degrees and walks out again
>she knocks every single time now

my sister, on the other hand
>she comes in and nonchalantly says "come down and wash the dishes [or whatever it is she wants] after you cum" then walks out again
>mfw
>this happens every fucking time and she never knocks

>>729007823
Plenty of close calls but never caught in the moment. I did get caught with porn tho.

>Be me, 10/11 yr old
>Dad fails to clear his Juno browser history sometimes
>I see that he looks at porn
>Start viewing it
>Get bold and start viewing my own porn, but I leave it on the history thinking it will be "mixed in" with dad's and undetectable

>Mom finds porn one day and flips out on dad
>Dad says something like "that's not the type of porn I look at"
>hedunfuckedup.jpg
>Mom is mad he admitted to looking at porn and blames him

>I'm free of wrongdoing this time

>Fast forward 2-3 weeks
>I continue my porn surfing, but I start deleting history
>Sometimes days go by without being able to get onto computer to look at porn by myself
>Decide it's a good idea to print pictures of naked women out
>After printing, they won't fit into my designated porn shoebox
>I cut the women out like paper dolls
>Stick them in my porn shoebox

>Mom "cleans" my room and finds my porn shoebox
>I get home from school ready to fap but she's waiting for me
>She's furious, absolutely freaking out - crying, yelling, the whole bit
>Arguments ensue with my dad later because she thinks it's his fault since he looks at porn too
>Mom has to explain to me that it's not natural to cut out paper dolls of naked women
>I try to explain that I wasn't trying to play with them I just wanted them to fit into my box, thats all.... as if that made it all better.
>My dad tries to argue that I'm a guy and it's not that unnatural
>Only puts him in the doghouse further

>Largely felt embarrassed but not much happened besides getting my ass chewed out
>Never spoke of it again

Later in life I lost my virginity at 14, and my mom did a complete 180 on sex stuff. She started buying me condoms and generally lightened up a lot.

>>729028378
Sorry to hear that anon, I think most kids see their mums naked. But sorry to hear about your hardships

>>729019952
jeez anon how does it feel that your dad's a literal cuck

>>729028713
He seems to be willing participant... maybe he likes it?

>>729028252
Pics with timestamp fag

>>729028252
How do you type then?
Checkmate athiests

i dont masturbate

>>729028692
Your dad sounds like a cool dude.
My dad bought me my first pack of condoms when I was 15, because I was going on a student exchange to France and staying with a girl.
Never got to use em lol.
Didn't kiss a girl til I was 17 and didn't get laid til I was 19

>>729007823
I was at home watching porn, my family was at my brother's baseball game so I had a few hours to myself. Unfortunately my brother pissed himself so my mom brought him home an hour and a half early to get new clothes. There were like 6 windows open and I couldn't close them all before they came inside so I just ran upstairs and my mom told me not to get on the computer again when she left.

In my room faping when the door swings open and my niece runs in and jumps on me for a hug. Luckily she has on a dress so she's hiding everything. My sister comes in and asks if I can watch her for a little bit while she takes are mom shopping. I say yes and as soon as the door closes I move my niece off me and zip up and turn on mario cart for us to play. I don't think she knew what I was doing an I'm glad.

>>729007823
Woke up to my mom opening my door and saying good morning. Looked down and realized I was laying there with my dick glued to my hand with dried cum. Yanked it off (which hurt) and pulled my blanket over myself. She just left and said through the door that breakfast was ready. Never said a word.

>>729024216
>In my family it's completely national.
Sure it isn't international?

>>729024554
To be fair female/female incest is surprisingly common. A lot of girls experiment with similar aged sisters around 13-16, mother daughter is less common but I've heard instances of it.

>mom thinks I may be masturbating
>she prays to baby Jesus for guidance
>kicks the reversing radar off the car
>screws it to my dick with 6 inch M5 machine screws
>every time my hand goes near my dick an alarm goes off
>there's vibration sensors on the bed
>I should move out really
>I'm 37 next week

>>729007823
About 7 and in my Mom's closet when she opened the door just before I came. Never did it again.

My mom was really drunk one night and we were on the couch watching a movie and she had her feet on my lap. I got a boner during a sex scene and she noticed. She started rubbing her foot against me through my pants for a few minutes until I came. Neither of us have said anything about it after, but similar stuff has happened since when she drinks, progressing to a blowjob last week.

>decide to watch a little porn and rub one out
>be super cautious and face the laptop away from the door and put on headphones so no one can hear the porn noises/music
>start off with some nice big tit porn
>doggy/anal gets me going
>eyes close, start going for the gold
>"HEY DIPSHIT!"
>open my eyes and my father is standing there
>"you sound like the aflac duck when you jerk off. keep it down"
>apparently I sound like Gilbert Gottfried when I masturbate

>>729027132
str8 kek

>go through a phase of regularly ejaculating into my baby sister's soiled diapers
>go to do it one night
>parents have left a box of kleenex there
>and a note saying please clean up after you have finished ejaculting into your baby sister's soiled diaper

SO fucking embarrassing. And about as believable as the other stories in this thread.

>be dating gf, has a hot as fuck sister
>be 24, gf is 22, sister is 18
>go to her parents house for a pool party
>get tired after a while, go inside
>looking out bathroom window, see gf sister laying there with vag staring right at me
>see pubic hair, some lippage, dem thighs
>start rubbing one out
>spidey sense kicks in
>slowely turn around to see gf mom staring at me
>just shakes her head and goes outside
>try to hurry, suddenly gf sister starts looking at window as does the rest of her family
>go out front door, sit in car for the next 2 hours till gf leaves
>awkward af car ride home

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>>729016517
>>729016429

What mods? For uh...scientific purposes...

>>729030603
My mom was raped when she was 12. She tried to give me up for adoption but my grandparents wouldn't let her. They raised me up thinking my mom was my sister. One day I walked in on my real mom masterbaiting and she flips out on me thinking I was going to rape her. I just held her as she was scratching me till she finally calmed down. That's when I found out the truth.

>>729030979
Your a lucky man

>>729019279
lmao dad's a top lad

>>729031707
That's sad dude

NEVER
E E
V V
E E
REVEN

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>>729011233
>not me
sure it did....

I was in the shower when suddenly my sisters friend comes in saying she was dared by my sister to come into the shower with me. I got the hardest hard on in my life. she looks at it saying dam she was right then before I knew it she was running out with her clothes in her hands. I start master baiting and almost ready to cum when another friend comes in the shower. She said she was dared by my sister to. She sees I'm hard and askes if that's from blank I said yes and now it's from you. She giggles drops to her knees saying she has just enough time and sucks the cum straight from my cock. She then runs out naked. I don't even put clothes on and I go to her room to see all 3 girls including my sister naked. They see me and pull me in bearing my sister to sit on my face. The rest of the night was full of us daring each other till we hado a full on orgy.

>be me 12 and get computer
>16 yrold bro shows me online porn
>stuck in my room for 3 days exploring and stroking my cock as I can barley get enough cum out to fill a gusher
>I show 11 yrold step bro
>we both explore and want to be the first to cum
>brotherly competition you know
>computer stops working
>ask big brother for help
>he exposes every single thing
>there was so fucking much
>household meeting in living room
>everyone is there
>stepmother is ruined her baby boy saw sum meat curtains
>step brother stars crying
>me and big brother laugh at crying stepbrother
>stepmother is more destroyed
>end up shooting the computer

It was fucking awkward because my browser stopped working so the porn kept playing. At least it was normal porn and not some fucked up stuff.

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>>729007823
she never caught me, I intentionally leave the door open so she can watch, turnabout is fair play after all.

>>729035022
who is this saucy minx?

I was showering and wanking hard but had trouble getting off in the shower, the heat was getting to me I think.

So I previously heard a car leave the house and thought I was the only one there, so I walked out of the bathroom to go to my bedroom to finish but since I thought I was alone I didn't bother putting on my clothes.

I was 11 at the time so I did not under stand certain body language but it turns out my mom was home, to tell you what she looks like think a taller Mina kunis. But cause I was trying to wanking in the shower I was still hanging long, my mom looked at me....for a long time...and her eyes went down and she kind of did that Lusby lip bite thing.

I was 11 so I didn't realize what it meant, but my mum started putting her hands on my shoulders and stuff and wearing skimpy clothing when it was just me and her in the house.

>>729023055
Underage b&

>>729035554
Stop telling what your uncle did to you

>>729035481
http://www.xvideos.com/video9447018/bang_my_stepmom-rachel_love

>>729035932
Are you retarded?

Was all fucked up on ambien staying at parents house. Computer is in kitchen. Furiously fapping away. My mom came out and was just staring pissed with her arms crossed and when I noticed her, dick in hand, she said "are you MASTURBATING?" And in the haze I was in the only think I could think of to rely was "uh... trying to.." she walked away and told me to get to bed.

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>>729035022

once I was googling some celebrity nude csnt remember who and she walked in and screamed"anon NO". and I printed off this picture of a girl tied to a chair naked when I was like 12 and she found that and said it was disgusting

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>>729007823
>be me
>be 13
>dog licking nuts
you know the rest

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>>729010523
Almost believable. It's not that we can't believe you had a big dick at 11. But you mentioning it in the story when it wasn't relevant makes it fishy and less credible.

Try again when you're 16

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>>729007823
>be 18
>jerking off in room as usual
>I can usually hear footsteps so I keep door open a bit
>got my dick out thru my boxer brief front hole so I dont have to pull my pants down
>hear mom walking upstairs
>light is off fyi, only light source is from my 42" tv 4 ft infront of me
>get adrenaline rush, just throw my shirt over my tip, leaving some of my shaft exposed.
>mom peeks in and has brief small chat before bed
>mom then looks at me kinda weird and asks what I'm doing
>I say "nothing"
>she looks at me for another couple seconds and then says "alright goodnight"

damn shoulda whipped that shit out now that I think of it.

>be 16 at the time
>fap like a good boy late in the evening
>my aunt who was living with us for whatever reason barges in my room like the door wasn't closed (it fucking was) because she did somethign to her cell or something and I should try fixing it
>she's my mum's younger sister and the difference is like 12 or something (she was 33 I think)
>anyway, she barges in making noise like a SWAT team
>makes me jump and drop the pants (since I sit in a way that allows me to quickly fix myself by sliding in them pants if I ever hear anyone approach)
>I didn't hear her tho
>so I am there, completely exposed, with porn on the screen and my aunt just standing there
>couldn't move
>her eyes go from my face to my dick to the screen to my dick and to my face again
>she says "oh Anon, were you in the middle of something" with that really cute voice
>I'm like froze, not being able to think about anything
>really long and awkward pause, my dick still not deflating
>like 3 months long, don't know how I stayed hard so long
>"Well..?"
>well what? fuck should I do?
>I don't think I was thinking straight at that moment, but something in me made my hand move to my dick
>still looking her in the eye
>finished myself in a few strokes, shot a load that flew somewhere to the side
>"See you in the morning, Anon" and she left
>still don't remember prepping myself to bed or anything else afterwards

she walked in, saw me with my dick out, then walked out and we both pretended like nothing ever happened.

>>729031707
goddamn anon... how is she now, and how are you?

>>729037497
first normal post lol

>>729011517
do it

>>729015312
truth

>>729019720
I've been knocked out before. First day in 1st grade, got off the bus and ran into a fucking pole. Woke up, my Mom was there. Went home. Wew-lad, education.

>>729028102
Never reply to anything with 360.

My dad caught me jerking to Jerry from Tom & Jerry. It was that episode where Jerry somehow got his fur shaved and it looked like he was wearing bikini.
He told me that my peepee will fall if i keep doing that.

No but my older sister did once...

>>729030331
A friend of mine had a similar experience. He was in boot camp and the drill sargent found him with his hand glued to his junk asleep while on the toilet. Friend says that was the worst day of his life

>>729031707
Damn, that's terrible anon. I hope that you have many people in your life who love and support you. Please stay strong and try to help others who experienced similar things

>>729016822
>it made a loud pop noise rip.
those noises are like the second best part of the blowjob

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>>729013200
>>729018917
>>729019430

>>729031707
Then you pull down your pants

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Okay this ones embarrassing
>I was 12 yearsold
>didnt't really know what porn is so I'd just google boobs on my psp (smartphones didn't exist)
>find out the names of different topless models and start googling them instead
>one day I think I want to have a fap after I discovered that I could
>go into the bathroom saying im going to shower
>Get completely naked and start running the water and lock the door
>shitty push locks that if you jiggled the handle the door would unlock
>be jerking off to some model on the toilet while the water from the shower is running
>Hear the door handle jiggle
>OHFUCK.jpeg
>literally only 1 second passes and no time to cover it up so I own it
>16 yearold sister barges in and looks directly at my cock which was so hard it could cut through diamonds
>She laughs and says
>"Next time just do it in the actual shower"
mfw

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This piece of shit thread has been up for over 8 hours.

Proof, if proof were needed, that /b/ is dying or, for all intents and purposes, already dead

>>729007823
>Be me 16 YO
>Step mum is asleep
>Step sister is downstairs
>Fire up eporner
>Start jacking it off
>Step sister comes in screams wakes up Step mum
>Both come into my room
>try to deny what happened
>Step mum says its ok
>explains to step sister i was just masturbating
>asks me if i need a hand
>Convinces step sister to stay and watch
>Step mum starts jacking me off
>Asks step sister if she wants to try
>Sister starts jacking me off
>Step mum and Step sister get naked
>I then proceed to give oral to Step Mum
>Then oral to step sister
>Have an awesome threesome
>cum inside my step sister
>2 hours later Dad comes back home
>to this day he doesn't know about what happened

>>729023055

Underage b&

MODS

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>>729019279
>>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn

cool dad is a cool dad

>>729011049
Don't worry...That's considered normal here.

>>729040650
Its been dead since around November mate. It died painfully throughout the election.
GG was the beginning of the the end but the election fucked eight chan aswell, there is no place you can be free of this scum.
I find it ironic that this was classed as spam and the "when I was 11 I had a big pee-pee" comment wasn't.

>>729035759
>>729041052
Samefag

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>>729041782

>>729007823
Fuck you for making me remember the feels

>>729027303
>come up behind her and force it in
FTFY

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>>729019248
Neato!

>Was 17
>Be home alone with 20 yearold sister
>She's asleep in her room upstairs and left her door open
>Think I have some time to crank one out
>Look up some porn and drop underwear and pants to ankles and be bare-ass jerking it on the couch
>She comes down the stairs while I'm jerking it but I didn't hear because we have carpeted stairs and she didn't have to open the door
>No warning hear her from behind me say "what are you doing anon"
>As a knee-jerk reaction I stand up really fast and drop my phone
>Bare-ass now in full view of my sister
>Hear her laugh
>embarrassed but still hard as fuck
>Stand completely still trying to cover cock with hands but just can't
>hear her walking over
>Fear.jpeg
>She places her arms around me pressing her body again my back
>I can feel her boobs on my back like she's not wearing a bra
>"Turn around anon"
>See that she took her shirt off while walking over
>Dick harder then ever and she's blushing
>"Let your big sister finish the job for you"
>Sit there on the couch holding her tits while she sucks me off
>Cum on her mouth
>She grabs her shirt and walks back upstairs smirking
>Sit there in awe pantsless staring at her ass while she walked up the stairs

We've had a couple encounters like that since then for the past year but I feel awkward everytime inbetween each of them because she's flirty towards me. I feel like what I'm doing is wrong, But god is she hot.

Yeah my mom always had this habit of just walking into my room. Caught me masturbating twice doing this. She had some kind of disorder because she would freak out after three seconds if the door was locked. Finally I would just sit right in front of the door with my pants down and legs open every time I wanted to masturbate. It only happened one more time after that.

>No I did not keep going
>yes I did stare her directly in the eyes until she quietly closed the door.

Fucking braindead parents

I've never been caught because I've never fapped

and no, I'm not underage

>>729007823
Mom walked in on me pounding a stripper I would fuck every once in awhile.. Fucking embarrassing.. Another time, was pounding my best friends girl doggy style and she walked in... That sucked. LIMP...

>>729043452
Why do all of you feel the need to make up some bullshit story? It's an anonymous board, nobody fucking knows who you are. Who the fuck are you trying to impress? Is your social life that pathetic? Is this where you come for validation? May as well be Reddit with their gay ass little 'upboats'

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>>729008113
noice

>>729043702
>knowing the answer and asking anyway

a little butthurt, aren't we?

>>729043702
Calm down nigga it's just a story for our entertainment who cares if it's the truth, I'm just here to laugh

>>729011595
That's some weapons grade autism my friend

>>729013942
getting this printed on a t-shirt now

>>729043452
Pics of your sis?

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>>729043955
She's the one on the right, cropped her head out because I'm super paranoid

>jerking
>knock at door
>no locks
>attempt to get to door to stop anyone from entering
>mom opens door
>I trip on clothes, dick in hand
>faceplant hard
>mom is bewildered at my dumbassery
>MOOOM CLOSE THE DOOR
>mom watches me writh on the floor from head splatting my face
>dick still in hand
>MOM GET THE FUCK OUT
>..s-sorry anon
>door succesfully closed
>my head is throbbing
>dick in hand
>fuck it
>fap on the ground

>>729030647
have you tried wearing women's clothes?

>>729030979
pedomom? lel