Someone please caption this.

>>729005345
Can you die from such a nasty cut? Is this guy ok?

>>729005345
holy shit

>>729005403
Looks largely superficial, missed most major arteries, death by infection most likely if not seen to.

It's sliced through his cervical vertebrae, he'd be dead?

Holding it together

>>729005345
the video is on liveleak

something like he got attacked by two dudes with machetes and was chatting to the cops about it afterwards. not sure if he is kill

that feel when you just wake up, after sleeping all night without a pillow

>>729005491
He lived you know it all fuckwit

>According to the Mr Patrik de Souza, he was ambushed on Sunday night around 8pm by three bandits who robbed his trainers and mobile
>He tried to fight them off but they overpowered him and in a savage assault, sawed through his neck in an attempt to behead him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4380096/Teenager-head-nearly-decapitated-fighting-thugs.html

Fucking kek. So, he basically almost got himself killed for a shitty mobile phone and pair of cheap kicks. Unbelievable.

>>729005638
1v1 me league of legends faggot, u wont

>>729005403
Hes fine. Just a small cut.

"Life as immortal is dull"

>>729005345
Mondays are such a pain in the neck.

>>729005345
that looks like the complete opposite of good.

>>729005403
Thats a cut huh? 1/3 of his head is hacked off.

He looks like his mom told him he still has to go to school tomorrow

>>729005345
no blood, fake and gay

Dinosaur attack aftermath, colorized.

Circa 334,635,534 BC

that's going to leave some badas scars.
That must be difficult to continue living after that.
You must be fucked mentally.

Chillin with my new neck tat, looks realistic af

>>729005345

"did I turn the lights off before leaving?"

>>729005345

looks like a posed corpse

>>729005345
Just a pain in my neck

When your name is Jordan, and your mom put your name on your flip-flops

and you in brasil

>>729005345
I know the civil war is tough but don't lose your head.

Ow.

>>729006402
'tis but a scratch.

>>729005345

It's FAKE.

The pic was taken in a haunted house.

#notmypresident

"thank you for chosing united, we're here to sell seats and kick ass, and we're all out of seats!"

>>729007092
i meant choosing... typed too fast

>>729005345
Third World Problems

>>729005345
Democrats only partially lost their heads when Trump took office.

Male feminist in Brazil after calling someone a Nazi.

>>729005345
rekt facepalm

>Barber: What do you want lad?
>Dude: I want to die
>Barber: Say no more
he was a crappy barber

"Nearly Headless? How can you be nearly headless?"

Getting hit by a car can be a real pain in the neck.

save this pic to phone.

post on whisper with funny caption

post results

>>729005345
THAT'S NEARLY HEADLESS NED

Fucking Mexicans can't even decapitate someone properly.

>>729010542
*Nearly headless Jamal

>tfw you show up late for your anniversary

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1st

>that accident was a pain in the neck

faceapp this

>nintendo does what Isis don't

don't run with scissors

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>>729005345

>>729007392
underrated post

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please anon. no its not the time to lose ones... head

>>729005345
It's the patron saint of nogworts, nearly headless nig

>>729005638

where did he say otherwise? fuck you're stupid.

>>729005345
He looks like Elliot from Mr. Robot.

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>>729005345

>>729005345
When you break your neck for someone, and she still dosn't like you.

>>729005345
must be a leopard or jaguar
these beasts are fucking nasty when they attack you

"When the executioner misses, so you have to go back tomorrow"