We are Kinnat, Laufey and Margrét from legendary experimental

did somebody say something about suckin dick

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>>728994914

BUMP Gimme ur paypal acc and id suck ur dicks too

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curent tour plan

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>>728995059

if you approach us casually before or after a show we can arrange that for a fee with a member of the band of your liking...

>legendary
>experimental poetic post-punk
Choose one. You cannot be both.

>>728995931
middle can get this dick fo sho

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>>728996120

>>728996029

why not?

>>728995931
how about some foot worship after a show

>>728994850
Rare bait mmmm.....

Come to SF

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>>728996274

we're really desperate for gas money so if you want to lick soles, touch, suck on toes or cum on soles before we go on stage Laufey and Kinnat would be into it too..

>>728996373

whats SF?

why can't i just go balls deep?

>>728996718
worshipping all three of you after a show would be awesome.

>>728996816

what do you mean "balls deep"?

>>728996962
i want to insert dick into vagina till i cummeth buckets

This thread is too nice to be true. And I am too far from Italy.

It's all as depressing as the song Kalt is.

I saw this picture yesterday, OP is fake

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>>728996920

we're actually four with miss Sólveig
would your rather wortship on stage or backstage? onstage costs extra...

>>728997177

thats because it was taken yesterday in Salo, duh

>>728997011

how would you want to fuck and how much would it be worth to you?
we really need some gas money or we're stuck..

>>728997360
backstage would be fine. don't really need to be getting stepped on while you play.

>>728997482

I mean who

>>728997482
this one for sure >>728996212

>>728997490

so, you want to be stepped on? thats ok - what else you have in mind?

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>>728997612

do you mind that her pubic hair is currently shaved like a pot leaf?
I think we can arrange

>>728997742
kek that makes it better

>>728995931
Wouldn't mind being blown by left one

>>728998405

that would be just fine but we can also arrange double blowjob if you willing to pay extra?

>>728997635
just basically being your girls slave for a bit post-show. massage, kiss, lick. whatever sounds fun to you all.

>>728996767
San Francisco

>>728998916

sounds cool, just hit us up and let us knw its you ok?

>>728998736
Depends how much extra, I'd take left and middle one.
Also wouldn't mind fucking both

but who is op

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>>728999019

we really need raise more money for a US tour though..

>>728999105
What's your contact info?

>>728999054
you like the idea of getting a blowjob from two sisters?
maybe 10€ extra for double bj, 30€ for vag penetration with condom?

>>728999096

take a guess based on comments :D

>>728999193

you can support us on bandcamp:
https://kaelanmikla.bandcamp.com/

>>728999269
too erect to think properly

>>728999269
Keeping it in the family, I like it

Sounds fair, I'll hit you up once I'm at your show

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>>728999372

ahaha

>>728999556

okay thats good please dont be shy we really need the money at the moment

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>>728994850
>Be icelandic
>See this post
>Realize that they probably are your distanst relatives.
>Be cool with nailing them

>>728999610
>>728999023
you seem like you'd be way fun to be a slave for for a bit - will try to find you at a show

>>728999753

cool!!! looking forward to meeting you!!

gross

want: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
http://store.steampowered.com/app/578080/

ID: KAIIRU
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KAIIRU/

>>728999610
Who's the one on the right? Sweet Jesus she's cute

>>729000257

thats Laufey (girl in the middle in OP) with blond hair

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>>729000257

>>729000330
How much do I have to pay for a full night with her?

>>729000330
Her tits look sweet, got nudes?
Might buy an album then

>>729000467

depends on what you want to do with her...

>>729000625
All the good stuff ;)

Have you all forgotten the rules? Tits or gtfo.

>>729000624

you can get a sneak peek here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7LJa5Byfbc

but we have decided to show off our goods only at live shows (you can also look at third post for boobs)

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>>728999269
I call bullshit. Post pics of those girls fucking or sucking where we can actually see their faces.

Also post your own tits, bitch. Don't forget timestamp-

>>729000774

look third post, Bjáni

>>728994850
Proof please. Time-stamp, etc.

>>729000987

call bullshit all you like showing boobs here wont get us gas money

I would smash for cash, but you arent coming to Finland.

>>729001091
Just post a timestamped picture of yourselves. Non-nude.

>>729001251

if you finance the trip we come over xD

>>729001091
Tits or gtfo, stupid whore.

>>729001313
That would require weeks of sexslavery from all of you, im not made of cash.
But if you'll ever come here im coming to the show.

>>729001372

Kúkalabbi

>>729001313
'ow i kno yer not a band of gyppos, com to take me monie, club me inna hed an make off wif ma loots?

>>729001726
>literal translation: shit on two legs

amazing.

>>729001731

yes Kælan Mikla gives head if thats what you ask

>>728997811

ehehe glad you like it
we stayed on the beach with some italians at Salo and got stoned and when we woke up next morning they had shaved (or waxed?) our pubes to resemble pot leaves

>>729002066
That's sexy. How many guys have you girls sucked off since you began touring?

>>729002177

probably less than 10 when we were together
not many ask

>>729002230
How much for a bj btw?

>>729002365

Kinnat 10€
Laufey 10€
I do 15€
and solveig doesnt bc boyfriend at the moment

>>729001313
>>729001731
>>729001836

>club me inna hed an make off wif ma loots?

>yes Kælan Mikla gives head if thats what you ask


Holy kek

>>728996212
Which one is this one and what does she look like right now?

>>728994850
>legendary
hahahahahahahaha
wew

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>>729002584

its Kinnat and left in OP

>>729002741
how is this faggot and how regularly does he get sucekd off

>>729002230
Honest question: Do you just broadcast that you suck dick for gas money, or how are people expected to know that that's an option?

>>729002794

roadie for merchandise

quite often

>>729002741
Kinnat looked cuter before. I'll go with the poet.

>>729002447
If the OP names you from left to right in the photo... That makes you the redhead?

>>729003087

its a bit embarassing to tell so we dont officially announce it but often ask local concert organizers if they know someone who is interested

sometimes we also approach people at the bar after the show if we really need it or sometimes they approach us and we chat

we have also let people rate us three on /b/ before and the loser had to go out topless and ask if someone wants a bj for 10€

>>729003261

very perceptive xD

Can i choke the ginger?

>>729003450

not but you can buy her a beer

If all 3 of you post a pic together with tits, pussy, and a timestamp I'll send you $50 through paypal.

>>729003345
Do you enjoy this lifestyle?

>>729003345
Fair enough, hope you find many willing people so you can continue touring!

>>729003511

its what it takes to become a true artist so yeah I enjoy it

>>729003345
I like the way you think. Whose idea was the last bit?

>>729003398
Do you (any of you) shitpost on /mu/? You look like you shitpost on /mu/.
Also, I'm only slightly disappointed that you're not one of the sisters for the theoretical double blowjob.
No offense. Two sisters > one redhead.

Now, say, two redhead sisters... That would be something.

>Hey /b/ name my band

Will suck dick for gas money

>>729003620
Would you continue living this lifestyle if you suddenly earned enough money through merchandise?

>>729003564

think you - we hope so too!!

>>729003635

well at first we all felt super ashamed when we ran out of money during a tour and we decided that this was a way out...Laufey came up with the rating because we we werent suuuper eager to do it at first

we dont post on /mu/ as far as I know

I can understand. Many people like the idea of having Kinnat and Laufey doing it together

>>729003699

no its still Kælan Mikla!!! even though we're almost out of gas

>>729003875
Do you ever want to join in and make it a triple? Not something you're into, or what?

>when your music is so shit you have to suck cock for gas money

>>729003797

I can only speak for myself but I wouldnt continue if we had enough money

>>729003973

we did have group-sex situations...
those italians at the beach nailed us really good but stoned sex is amazing anyway

>>729004176
You sound into it. What age are you guys?

>>729003977
Chkd and kekd

>>729003480
so since you're the ginger, how much for a titfuck?

>>729004469

23
21
wont tell :p

>>729004583

10€ for a boobjob
+5€ if you want to call me ginger while doing it ;)

>>729003977

Kælan Mikla might have reached a low but we wont give up and will pursue our artistic dream!!

>>729004843
your prices are real good, I'm into it
but I'm in germany, so you might have to wait a bit

>>729004976

where are you from? maybe we can arrange something

>>729004967
Does your poet write anything in English that I can read?

>>729005068
munich, but do you need money that badly that you have to arrange something for 15 bucks?

>>729005337

we only write in íslenska

>>729005406

maybe we can add munich to the tour dates...

>>729005758
cough, it already is part of your tour ...

>>729005985

well see you at Kafe Marat?

I like how noone is asking for a timestamp.
>fucking timetamp now

>>729006126
if it's a good show ;)

>>729006361

we'll do our best and we will get topless at the end

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>>729006137
Let me guess... you're only pretending, aren't you?

>>728994850
Can I fuck the redhead in the ass for a thousand euros?

>>729006451

let me guess: kúkalabbi, kúkalabbi, kúkalabbi

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>>728994850
only if you sluts cover skrewdriver

>>729006536

yes absolutely that would save our tour

>>729006720

no way
we might suck cock for gas money but even we have standards

>>729003977
Hella real lulz

>>729006721
Wew see you in ghent

>>729006793

our music doesnt suck...dont believe it!!

>>729006837

gent was 6 days ago...and we only made 30€ bonus that evening...

>>729006941
Too bad... you shouldve come to Amsterdam, youd be the cheapest whores in town

>>729006985

we're musicians...artists...not whores

>>729006137
I asked.

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>>729006763
no skrewdriver has standards, thats why their such a memorable and loved band.
no cash 4 u hipsters slut then

Can someone confirm this isn't bullshit if they smash irl

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>>729007041
>sucking dick for 10 euros
>not whores
Hahahaha have fun whor... touring

>>729007041
Could you please, for your own sake, timestamp with a picture of yourself? It doesn't have to be nude. Just so we know it's real. I'll meet you in Berlin if so.

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>>729007041
typical slut response

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why cant u sluts look as kool as this chick, white power chick are the new black now you ladies are behind in the times

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>>728994850
>greetings from Italy
Where are you stuck now?

>>729007287
That movie was so bad.

>>729007121
>>729007145

Kælan Mikla is a serious vehicle for our innermost expression and we're not simply whores because we have to sometimes lower our panties or suck cock to get on in the male dominated art world!!!

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>>729007322
u dont know class

>>729007293

still at Salo

So, where is the TIME STAMP?

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This is why people still think women shouldn't be given the right to vote.

Human trafficking still exists. Maybe sell one of your band members?

coming to Florence?

>>729007415

what???

>>729007393
lmao

>>729007408
Furreal. Likelihood of being real quickly declining.

>>729007577

Bologna tomorrow and then to vienna
sorry :(

>>729007353
OOOOooOooOoh You're Icelandic hyper-liberals.

You genuinely believe you're sucking dick because of the patriarchy?

Not that I have a problem with you sucking dicks to get by, just, I'd be disappointed you need to justify it to yourselves with a bunch of mental gymnastics.

If guys could pimp themselves out as easily to get gas money to continue touring I'm sure they would.

>>729007722
If I come to Bologna tomorrow during the day, can we meet somewhere?

Time stamp aint happening boiiiis

u gals spit or swallow?

>>729008004
Without tits is fine furreal

>>729007937

its patriarchy that makes us suck dick if it wouldn't exist we would get on just fine like bands with boys seem to do
we're not cheap whores!!

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Actually, this might be more profitable than selling t-shirts or other band merch.

Production costs, storage, transport, (tax) and it's a great memory of the band. Ingenious!

Ever going to tour in Helsinki?

>>729007970

we will be at Porto todays evening and then I dont know how long the drive will take but you can ask at location or I'll make another thread tomorrow

but we might be stinky because we wont have showers in Porto I hope that is not a problem

>>729008123
You honestly believe this? My Gott. Ideology at its purest.

>>729008208
I like dirt

>>729008208
Can I contact you in other ways? I can be in Bologna tomorrow at lunch, but I need to be sure that I can meet you, otherwise I'm not coming :)

>>729008006

usually spit with strangers
swallow only if you pay extra and we like and trust you

>>729008310

I think we will arrive at 19-20 according to plan but we will be there

>>729008251

yes of course
Kælan Mikla is a feminist effort to end patriarchy in art!!

>>729008288

lucky you xD
but its probably more stnky sweat than dirt

>>729008436
Ok.. so you'll be in Bologna tomorrow at 19-20 ? And you'll go straight to the show?

>>729008528

we'll go to the shows location as soon as we arrive and will learn about accomodation later when we arrive and maybe go there or stay at the concert place for a while depending on mood etc

>>729008612
Ok... so I don't know if we'll be able to meet :(

>>729008528

you have something specific you want to do? feel free to approach us

>>729008612
I mean, you don't know if you'll be able to meet me :/

>>729008658

would be fun if we can!! but dont sweat it if it too complicated for you ok?

>>729008665
Yeah well I'd like to have my cock sucked from all three of you...

Tits with timestamp?

>>729008759

ok just blowjob sandwhich or you also want us nude/topless?

>>729008735
It is not complicated, I only need to drive to Bologna. But I don't want to drive all the way if I'm not sure to meet you (I've plenty of weed, if you like :D )

>>729008476
I think you'll find that most male bands work between touring to fund it. There's no all-male patriarchy musical committee that hands out cash to support independent all-male bands.

You're living in a day-dream. That's okay though. I'd still let you suck my dick.

>>729008861
Whatever you feel like :)

>>729008861
is topless more expensive?

>>729008861
Can we talk by email or something else beside this shitty website?

Not even once a timestamp was provided. Fake.

Hressar stelpur.
Vantar ykkur yfirdráttarheimild?

>>729008865

weed is good but please dont leave us lying around naked on the beach with pot leaf shaved pubic hair like the guys in salo did xD

>>729009451
I won't :) write me at [email protected]

>>729009403

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>729009527
ok I'll write you when we leave at Porto

>>729009140

yes

>>729008928

depends if we like you xD
but usually we are topess at the end of a show anyway

>>729009670
I'm the same person in those two posts, and the one that gave the email :) I'll wait for you mail. Have a nice day ladies!

>>729009790

thanks you too :)
see you at the show!!

Jesus fkin christ.
Newfags everywhere.
Why has there been no tits or GTFO demands?

>>729010119
I'll come for sure, but don't forget to write to me :)

>>729010182

because there is tits third post, Þegiðu!!

can tell me your "tour" schedule ty

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we're off doing our thing
thanks for the time!!
see you at our art shows!!!

>>729010604

i>>728995154

>>729010675
derp I missed this, my bad.

No Lisbon, feels bad man

>>729010651
Looking forward to meet you three :) don't forget to write!

>>729010807

someday we will come Lisbon :)

>>729010876

i wont!! (unless I get stoned out of my mind again and have to sleep it off xD )

>>729010955
Write that email and don't forget :D :D

>>729010926
I'll fuck one or two of you when you do

>>729010651
Anyone got more of the fatty?

>>729011029

just curious: which ones would you pick?

>>729011033

Sólveig doesnt perform any special treats as she has a bf

>>729011134

the two in this picture are pretty hot.

>>728999610

Cute face + skinny and I'm set.

>>729011456

does it turn you on that they're sisters?

>>729011134
probably the ginger too, you presumably, would be fun.

>>729011666
nice trips

yeah that would be a nice bonus, not too important though.

>>729011710

^^

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>>729010293
You really are a newfag, aren't you?
May I suggest you google 'rules of the internet'?

>>729011747

most people blow their load immediately when they find out haha

>>729011837
Seems like you might deserve some more attention then. Tbh never been with a redhead, that's kind of a fantasy to me more so than sisters.

>>729011965

i'm open for suggestions if you fund our tour^^

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>>728994850
>We are currently in italy but really in urgent need for some gas money or we're stuck here!!

top kek.

actual gas price in Italy is around 1.44 euros per liter, aka 5.80$/gallon (yes, five fucking dot fucking eighty dollars per fucking gallon).

Fun fact, a five-liter can of beer (1.32 gallons) is about 11.90 euros (12.61$), so they'd rather go for beer instead of gasoline.

>>729012029
We'll first you'd have to come to Lisbon and then I'd love to fuck you all over my studio. Granted to you can handle a big cock of course

>>729012143

what kind of studio? soundstudio perhaps?

>>729012119

dont laugh - stuff like this happens to the best!!

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>>729008888
check

>>729012250
Nah just a studio apartment. Shall I email you through the email on bandcamp so we can stay in touch through some other form of communication?

>>729009231
and gay as well.

>>729009527
sent you a number of gay pics.
I'm sure you'll enjoy.

sorry guys, gotta stop texting for a wile bc some italian wants to "milk my iceland udders real good" and he just made Kinnat pass out

How could this many people belive this is really them??

How are you all so dumb?

>>729005406
Man Junge, Hasenbergl hier. Wann ist denn der Auftritt in München? ich komm auch

>>728994850
I'm a professional music critic with a degree to my name. In any and all instances, please refrain from calling yourself, "experimental," "poetic," and "post-punk."

No timestamp, no thread. Just some fag that stalks the band posting

>>729012465
No you didn't...

>>729012915
>"experimental," "poetic," and "post-punk."

Translations:

"experimental" --> "we just don't know what we're doing"

"poetic" --> "we just don't know what we're saying"

"post-punk" --> "we just don't know what we're singing"

>>729012915
Worlds busiest music nerd

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Laufey here - thanks for the support!!

>>729012915
no you're not

>>729013833
Can't wait to meet you in Bologna!

>>729013429

you're just envious because we are successful

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>>729013429

Whoever these chicks are should consider a tour of Russia.

>>729013923
Degree fag here.
I'm trying to help. Please refrain from labeling yourselves. It sounds incredibly pretentious and does nothing for your music.

Realistically, you aren't the ones that are supposed to be categorizing yourselves as any of those things.

>>729008888
checked and /thread

Fucking one of these whores for some serious euros. I can't wait to see her face when I just walk away after cumming balls deep.

>>729014246
other degree fag here,
whatever gets them through the time is fine,
outlook on life can be changed whenever.
have a good time ladies

>>729014481
calling it now you pussy out and hang around for dmc and weed

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Fucking hell... is it summer already?

>>729014819
It's unreal.
I die a little inside when I read through these threads.

>>729013923
I have some way to go downwards before I offer to suck dick for gas.

Crack on, Cherub.

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>>729015596
Because it isn't real.

Darkwavers/goths tend to rather starve themselves than "sell out"/ruin their reputation.

t. Goth/darkwave/post-punk oldfag

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>>729012937

>>729017898
God knows if that's really you... but if so, I'll eat you three out tomorrow :)

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>>729018415

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>>729018440
Get ready to have a drink thrown at you face

>>729007041
What's the difference?

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>>728994850
cant be post-punk if punk is still going, idiot.

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>>729018768
>>729018440
>>729014593
>>729014536

this thread is still alive? Look at all these newfags being baited.

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>>729018440
>"ooo...anooon, we are waiting for you heeeere... <3"

Enjoy getting mugged and killed.

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guise I think this is a troll thread

>>729021430
No it's real damn you