Rekt plz

>>728991437
>>728991323
Good please moar

C mon guys keep posting
i love this type of threads

Love it!
we need mooore

>>728993038
Wtf was that about

>>728993654
what a stupid fuck

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>>728994174
>chestburster vs loli.webm

>>728994359
FUCK. I jumped when she bent like that.

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>>728994460

>>728993393
The Fuck is this from?

>>728992232
Uhhh why doesn't she have a dick?

>>728991323
I like how everyone gets up because better seats just opened.

>>728994562
I think that's the point :(

>>728994702
That's fucked up.
I just wanted some beheadings.

>>728991997
Just da white man keepin a brotha down.

>>728992237
that dumb kid deserved it

>>728992527
>early 2000s sixers jersey
some unexpected nostalgia

>>728994811
I don't like beheadings in rekt threads anymore for some reason, I've seen so much of it that I feel like once you've seen 100 beheadings, every beheading looks the same.

>>728992638
Tony'll be very satisfied once the news reaches the Bing.

>>728991243
#hashfag

>>728995358
To each his own, but I think we can agree it's a lot more enjoyable than an attractive naked woman without a dick

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>>728995690
In a rekt thread?

>>728995886
I just mean in general.
What are you, some kind of sick twisted deviant?

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>>728991744
Heh, what a mess

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>>728995550

>>728992154
what movie is this from i actually want to see it now

>>728996263
Swordfish

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>>728992232
mfw not a trap

>>728993755
In Soviet Russia, Victim shots you

>>728996254
I would've done the same tbh. Anything is better than shitting yourself when you have diarrhea.

>>728994978
he dindu nuffin!
dat guard is racis!

>>728992287
Y tho?

>>728996254
>Asian food

>>728992431
these niggers are really conscious about the possible treat of a zombie apocalypse.

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I just got rekt. I rolled trips in a thread and was promised a copy of battlegrounds when this guy got his refund from steam. He ended up changing his steam name, url, unfriending me, and making his profile private.

So now I'm back to square 1 and will have to go on another begging spree for the damn game yet again.

>>728992839
Taco meat stage 1

>>728996263
It's from The Core. That part isn't really that relevant to the rest of the movie, just some small side plot toward the beginning.

>>728996725
Kill yourself

>>728991997
I like that the fucking SECURITY GUARD is the last one to notice the guy with the gun. Everyone else is already ducking before he even gets inside, but the guard doesn't even draw his own weapon until the dude is inside. Fucker is lucky the dude didn't actually want to shoot his fat, incompetent ass.

>>728996877
soon. but only after I get the game and enjoy it for at least 20 hours

>>728993174
nerve gas

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This is the most pathetic rekt thread I've seen... in the last SIX years.

Shitty CCTV quality: Check
Shitty accidents: Check
Zero gore: Check

On top of that, the OP image is misleading, because it has a red/bloody background... so you'd think "wow, finally a gore thread"...

but nope.

Should have put the gay flag with the words #Ilovetosuck or #lowtestosterone in your gif OP.

Truly pathetic.

>>728995157
Its raining men

>>728995622
darwinism at work

>>728997311
>Complains about quality
>Posts picture from haunted house

okay.jpeg

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>>728994274
Lyle alzado??!!

>>728996725
get a job you worthess lazy nigerian?

>>728997439
>haunted house
>dudes holding a penis out

yeah, sure

>>728992638
Dayum look at how cool he played it, didnt even blink when he shot him or even showed signs of paranoia afterwards.

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>>728993149
God damn, he looked scared to do that shit...

>>728996254
Man, there is no way he was gonna make it home. Sucks for him though. Lol.

>>728994274
Sauce!?

>>728997311
then get the fuck out bitch go suck on your moms prolapse noone literally noone gives a fuck, stay mad ya fat fuck neckbeard

>>728997311
#Nigger

>>728997645
that happend in costa rica. a uncle mine do that. a gay uncle. ...

>>728997537
did he die tho?

>>728997537
He's ok now thank god he survived. Now he hosts a Brazilian talk show.

>>728997814
Nah, just taking a nap

>>728997863
thank to likes in faceboock ;v

>>728995622
God damn, she moved like a beached whale

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>>728996189
Do people not tie their fucking shoes in america?

>>728994532

Fun Fact. I grew up in the town where that pier is. Rockport, Texas, this dumbass made the news for this stupid stunt. There are like over 9000 no diving signs. Dumb nigger.

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>>728998238

>>728998489
This is literally a fucking murder

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You niggers are thinking way too small...

>>728992839
wat

>>728997556
>Haunted House employees don't dick around like employees at literally any other business
Yeah, sure.

>>728998079
Shut up autistic fag

>>728991533
I cant watch this one all the way through. Does he rip his eyeball out?

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Is this a furry thread?

>>728994460
My feet did the exact same thing on a trampoline.

>>728998958
crispy chinks

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>>728997549
This guy gets it!

>>728998238
>>728998613
"I'm gonna rig up something to constantly yank on the testicles of this large, horned animal and release it into an enclosed area. I'm then going to get in this area and taunt said creature."

Shocking that something went wrong here.

>>728999144
h/fur for sure

>>728991875
These terrorists are what trump should've focused on.
Sent missiles to these heartless terrorist villagers pillaging and burning the innocent

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>>728998785

>>728999308
I always thought thought that beer would scare away a bull... A wake up call in deed.

>>728992232
This isn't rekt faggot. Fucking DIe!

>>728991875

That looks like punishment to me.

>>728991651
The sultan of swat!!

>>728999529
Faggot

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>>728992416
>file name

Top-fucking-kek

>>728999659
Strike! This is some cartoon shit.

>>728999725
ese file nombre :v

>>728999379
Do you even hear yourself talking?

You should have staying in school.

Trump needs to bomb Assad and the Syrian Arab Army, because they are torturing innocent people. They are bombing HOSPITALS and executing CHILDREN...

I've even seen ASSad, himself, take a long knife and STAB a PREGNANT woman that was against his dictatorship.

And, you've probably seen it on the news lately, Assad used CHEMICAL weapons on SCHOOLS and HOSPITALS... did you see the videos of those poor kids shaking on the ground with some white stuff getting out?

Trump needs to bomb the shit out of ASSad a.k.a the biggest dictator in the world.

الله أكبر

>>728999853
Oh God why

>>728999903
Kek

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>>728999948
Kool-aid

>>728999308
what thing do they have on its testicles? never heard of this before

>>729000043
:o

>>728993038
das fucking legit

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>>728999992
Niggawhale missed the show, also chekd

>>728994359
that's all it took? osteoporosis at an early age

>>728999379
he was a rapist though

>>728999725
i wish we could send them back to Nigrica

>>728995550
that's pretty healthy tbo

>>728998157
fucking really tho. Your life is at stake. fucking hustle!

>>729000252

That extra lean to the left with his head sealed the deal.

>>728995690
>without a dick
faggot

>>728999725
>that one nigger in the bottom right who hit and ran
Proof that niggers are cowardly apes
Kek

>>728991651
Ooph. That was new to me. Instant upper extremity pronation -> He ded.

>>728993654
if a tree is this crooked get the fucking chains out and secure it in place
the fuck did they expect

>>728992237
Yes!

>>728991744

Why did he cut his throat?

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Bon appetite niggers

>>729000638
FAKE.

That's from a haunted house.

>>728997078
Judging by his position, he would not have seen the dude till he stepped through the second door. But you'd think he would have had a bit more of a reaction to his coworkers diving under their desks.

>>729000448
so, hes gonna change gender?

>>729000749
Its actually nerve gas you dumbfuck

>>729000046
what you mean fake, its forma full 1 hour video with other kids in it

>>729000638
Wow that one brings me back. I always wondered how that happened.

>>728999298
God damit i can watch guy get his head chop of, bodies wrecked in car accidents but this? little boy killed with blunt knife? thats just fucked up. Fucking sand niggers

>>729000722
throwing up right now...

>>729000888
These aren't sand niggers anon, these are the Cartel or some relevant mexican shit

>>729000448
OH GOD,jesus christ,whyy/ that's some fuckin nasty shit man

>>728999883
But what about this innocent man bein abused by these terrorists?

>>728997677
he was like dam i just did that hope nobody heard me kill this poor man for little profit

>>729000895
Ah,yes,this one again.That's some fucked up bullshit

>>728997078

You assume you'd be able to train your eyes on the door the entire day without a doubt. He shot the fucker before he could bring his pistol back down.

>>729000895
what am i looking at?

>>729000638
>>729000749
>>729000839

From a movie put out by Troma called Terror Firma.

>>728992092
kinda fucked up that nobody shot the bear...

>>729000888
Happened south of the border. Some cartel bad hombre shit, kids parents didn't pay a ransom iirc.

>>729001154

I have a sneaking suspicion that no one had one.

>>728993149
That dude is so badass, seen it so many times

>>729001128
With a lack of pumpkins in the jungle they often use the skulls of their enemies for jack-o-lanterns, luckily the method for cleaning the innards is the same for both.

>>729001128
Some kind of nigger is pulling up the brain of a poor beheaded bastard to cook some taco bell meat afterwards

>>729001154
Bear lives matter

>>729001154
It's brown, niggers would be taking to the streets and we'd have to suffer through another 6 months of shit tier Bearambe memes.

>>729001132
ugh, i fucking hate nigges. Just waste of oxigen. Shoot em. Problem solved

>>728992638
this is the kind of person that deserves the death penalty. and honestly should get a cruel death. like boiled to death or something.

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>>729001435
>oxigen

>>729001032
That's all propaganda and lies.

ISIS, FSA and all the other factions trying to free Syria from the dictatorship of Assad the children butcher, are not torturing people.

They are respecting the Geneva convention and treat EVERY prisoner as they should be treated. They give them food, water and a blanket.

On the other side, you have Assad soldiers, who fucking torture and execute ALL of their captives... including innocent children and pregnant women.

Then he blames it on ISIS or FSA, which are not committing any war crimes of that kind. Why would ISIS kill children? They have no reason to!

Assad bombs/tortures/kills the living shit out of children, so he can stay in power. Less people alive = less people against him.

>>729001539
Nerve gas

>>728999298
Lets let them all in! :^) Diversity am I right guys?

>>729001341
>lil girl sitting on the sofa
>sees everything
>"Man,some nigger is beating my mom,and he probably just killed her in the kitchen,but i don't give a fuck,i will watch my cartoon"
What a bitch

>>729000692
because he cannon rushed into proxy stargate. fucking deserved it honestly.

>>729001539
the flames on that kind of fuel are invisible. everyone scrambling was on fire.

>>729001341
>Her husband gets out of his Prius in their driveway
>Nigger unaware because electric
>Adjusts his Bernie or Bust pin that he still proudly wears months after the election and smiles at his proud gun free home sign staked into his lawn and tips his fedora to the neighbor
>Walks into the front door that is never locked because men are good
>Hulking black nigger raping his unconscious wife
>Anon immediately starts masturbating furiously while licking the niggers fetid wart covered asshole
>"Would you like to stay for dinner, I just need to post a cuck thread on /b/ real quick."

>>728995250
i dont laugh at a lot of these but... hahaha. wtf. god damn curry cart.. and its not like the dude just stepped out there. he was there for a hot minute in bright orange. Hoprfully the dude in the cart died

>>729001154
they wanted to but they didn't want to start another shitty meme like harambe

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>>729000369
Looks like he'll be competing in the Special Olympics next time

>>728997556
There is a haunted house where they have sex going on. You gotta be 18 or older to check it out.

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>>729001811

>>729001558

ISIS literally films themselves mass executing whole villages, women and children included in mass graves. They post stuff all the time.

That's hard to explain away.

>>729001539
flames are invisible
https://youtu.be/uvK1AicyGGw

>>728996505
flamable nerve gas

>>728993107
can you stop using that stupid fucking meme and giving them free advertising please? fucking tools

>>728995622
one thing they teach you is if it starts to go just let it go. if your in the truck pull limbs in and ride it out, if youre outside, get to a safe position until its over. should have never approached the truck. ... and common sense should have to the bitch to roll as soon as she hit the ground. thats a womans brain man... slow and cant anticipate a fucking thing.

>>729001558
Wow. You are making this shit up. You have seen nothing and are talking out of your ass. If you had seen something, you wouldn't have the means to post here. Fucking wannabe ragheads..

>>729001914
Not really hard to explain.

"We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us, and the Germans won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, and the Germans will talk about us, and the Germans will fear us"

Only we don't have to wonder, we see the cruelty.

>>729001945

...LOL.

>>728994174
wait why haven't they removed that fucking tumor?

>>729002089
>Play dumb games

>>729001912
different kind of fuel. see this:
>>729001939

>>728995250
fucking stupid chink sweeping a dirty ass road that will be just as dirty by noon

>>729002239
Its her heart

>>728995622
Yeah I used to drive forklifts for a living...they're fucked...the counterweight on the arse end of those things is brutal...

>>728997537
filename kek

>>728996892
fuck those cops... dude was cuffed, slammed him on the hood... other dude called him on it, and gets punched.... hope those cops get shot.

>>728994555
"Dead Heat," starring Treat Williams.

It's an 80's Buddy-Cop movie, but they're also zombies.

Fun film!

>>729002089
Jump AWAY from the train you brain dead curry nigger

>>729002449

Fuck niggers.

>>728998958
What happened?

>>729002528
Tell metal scaffold and hanging power lines

>>729002169
>>729002200

you fucking idiots need to get a room and fuck each other--maybe you're the same dumb fuck and in that case, go fuck yourself--because this is gay. who fucking cares? fucking gross politics... there are certain types of gross minds that LOVE this gritty, granular sick argument. it's fucking disgusting. it's like eating a mouthful of middle-eastern sand but you seem to love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZyKtyvnzAw&t=37s

>>729002449
Get outta here nigger lover

>>728993497
What a fucking idiot!

Idk why people think they can outrun a car

>>728992237
break yo neck hoe.

>>729002562

Solid attempt at giving it a chance by making loud noise.

>>729002562
dude must be a cop

>>729002677
>clapping with gloves
>loud noise
k

>>729001811
> flame
> invisible

pick one

>>728992232
Sauce

>>728993393
Your average COD match.

>>729002736

>Attempt

Yeah. He should have taken time to remove them to make it louder. I'm sure the animal would have stopped his attack to make it fair.

You're some type of special, nigger.

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>>728994978
The robber was white retard.

>>729001539
Ricky bobby/10

>>729002340
hear doesn't beat outside your chest dumbass

>>729002819
https://youtu.be/uvK1AicyGGw
alcohol flames are invis. look it up

>>729002318

the fuck are they doing? Just fucking up with tourists?

>>729002169
Ok, tell me, Mr.IthinkIknoweverything...

How do you know that those execution vids are actually from ISIS?

"B-b-b-ecause I heard it on Fox News"

Lmfao. I could take any of the rekt footages here, and post them on another forum, where no one knows the story behind... and just tell them a bullshit story.

They would believe me, because unless they go investigate themselves, they won't have a clue of the REAL truth.

So keep getting brainwashed.

>>729002906
that smile love <3

>>728992287
Fuck china.

>>729002859
uh-oh, someone's jimmies got rustled

>>729002945
flames produce radiation aka visible light. gtfo

>>728992638
Cop shoots taxi driver for cash, doesn't know the camera is there.

>>729002625
Sorry you had a bad day and you're projecting anon-kun, tomorrow will be better.

>>729001903
Sure, a haunted house for old people.

Please, tell me more.

1/10 troll.

>>729003021

I'm sure you were trolling. Go to bed.

>>729003043
radiation can also be heat energy you fuckin retard. you think uranium shoots rainbows everywhere?

>>729001066
No, but I do assume I'd have more reaction than NONE AT ALL, to my coworkers diving for cover.

>>728992232
no penis ... im kinda upset

>>728997686
Nope, professional killer from Russia, he is supposed to have done 150+ kills.

>>728996254
Man gotta do what a man gotta do.
Been in that situation my self, luckily I found a bush.

>>729003126
is it getting a bit warm outside your safespace, my special little snowflake?

>>729003135
>nuclear rainbows
Love it

>>729003137

His drawing his weapon and killing them wasn't a reaction?

>>729002932
This is a case of Ectopia cordis you ignorant sand negro.

>>728993444
Uber outside dude!

>>729000722
whoever does shit like this should just be executed... there is something wrong with you and you dont need to be using our resources or polluting our gene pool...

>>728998373
Not only do we not tie our shoes, we also enjoy putting foreign license plates on our cars.

i gona be an hero in 10 minutes. bye b

>>728991875
chris hansen - nigger edition

>>729003135
ya because that's what killed all those scientists in chernobyl. a little warm weather smh

>>729003263
Why wait

>>728992092
defaced by ^b34r^

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>>729003201
>>729003043
>>729003135

>>729003195

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>729003222
Srirachia Ebolitis. Hey look I can also make up shitty non-diseases!

>>728992144
kinda like cunt punt:
weak point for maximum damage.

>>729003137
As a fellow security guard I think he handled it just fine. He's probably been standing there for years and that could likely be his only time ever discharging his weapon at work. He stumbled, yes, he wasn't looking at the door, yes. But he also neutralized the threat before he aimed his weapon at an employee and cleared a jam quickly to get another shot off instead of just pulling the trigger taking a few seconds to notice the slide.

Good work, good guard, sloppy execution - but real world situations often are.

>>729001744
file name ---underrated

i gona post a stream of my death. :(

>>729002486
Nigga change thay fucking file name! That's a god damn tie fighter!

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>>729002449

>>729003244
It was a thread from the yesteryear of /b/, OP delivered.

>>729003292
>can also be
>can
so it was visible light that killed them?
>Radiation: the emission of energy as electromagnetic waves or as moving subatomic particles, especially high-energy particles that cause ionization.
most forms of radiation is definitely NOT visible light. valiant effort tho

>>728992416
dat file name
I lost

>>728997537
He walked it off.

>>728992431
you came to the wrong niggerhood, neighbour!

>>729003427
Link?

>>729003380
you bein a lil bitch lol

>>729003361
Soild

>>729003381
>Srirachia Ebolitis.
Being this level of autistic, inbred niggers,.

>>728997894
Letter bombs are the ultimate hatemail.

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>>729003593

>>729003587
is a joke noob :v
faggot

>>729003427
You better do it

>>729002648
He's probably trying to get hit for insurance

>>728993393
damm meth

>>729002528
Nerve gas.

>>728996892
That Cop is fucked up

>>729003593

Got ya.

>'Lil'

Yup, you're a fuckin' nigger. I'm sorry.

>>728998958
Chinese nerve gas.

>>729003428

Typical bitch.

Then she's gonna say that the guy tried to rape her and he's gonna end up on the police rapist registry. Which is gonna fuck up his chances of getting a job.

Thank god that someone was filming, so the guy has proof and witnesses.

Oh, and the policemen are huge white-knight faggots... like everyone on this board, unfortunately.

>>729002113
heres a lesson for you kids... if youre running from an explosion, keep in a straight line.. in this case, when they cleared the doorway, they should have faded slightly to the right and ran away from the building.. instead they turned 90 degrees and ran parallel to the building, leaving them closer to the explosion. distance is key to surviving an explosion. if you have something like a wall in between, it helps, but distance is the end all be all.

>>728991997
dindu nuthin

>>729003684
no nigga

>>729003704
Kek

>>728992809
weird art expressionism.
or the hardcore version of STFU

>>729003675
Should do it anyway

>>729003209
>>729003395
So what you're saying is.... Humans are lazy fucks who never take serious situations seriously. Okay. Good to know.

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>>729003706
>cunt`s fucked
kek