What brought you to 4chan anons?

poor choices

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>>728969157
curiosity boredom

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>>728969157
My own Morbid Curiosity.

>>728969321
/thread

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I joined this shithole in 2013 because I was bored, now I can never leave.

>>728969157
A link provided by my Uncle.

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>>728969157
the allure of andy sixx's log of shit

Early 2006. Friend kept sending me funny pics. Asked numerous times where he was finding them. Said it was against the rules. Thought he was just being a faggot.

One day he sends me a link to a funny pic. Delete the last part of funny pic url.... and i was consumed by the darkness within.

>>728969157
Was in search of different porn. Needless to say I got it.

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>>728969157
Porn, as always.

>>728969157
Heard that's where the fappening started, then stayed for the amateur and bizarre porn.

>>728969157
Normie thinking. Saw the gamer from mars and those dramatic reading videos and I thought it was hilarious. Little did I know it was the opposite.

Heard about it, got curious, joined and now I can't leave.
Same goes for infinitichan

>>728969157
Pizza.

So much cancer now. I should've left years ago.

>>728970041
you again? thought i told you to kill yourself fag.

>>728970360
Same story here anon

>>728969157
porn, back in 2005 when i was ten and still using windows 98 and playing pajama sam on floppy

>>728969157
Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory.

When I was in 6th grade, my friend showed me memes, and I asked where he got them. He said 4chan, so I went on 4chan for the first time. 11 year old me was scared shitless and never returned for about 6 years. 17 now and no longer creeped out by shit here.

>>728970416
Me to

Heard about all the wacky stunts 4chan had done in the past and got curious about it. Stayed for the amateur porn, and for the rare cases where something new and interesting happens.

>>728970575
>This user has been banned because of this post

Can some one recommend an arabic or persian rapper that can make a fat beat

>>728969157
Heard it was the most awful site on internet (this was like 2006) and said "that's the place me" Been here every god damn day since....

>>728969157
TOTSE shut down.

Twitch raids

Fappening 1

>>728970074
>Said it was against the rules.
your friend sounds like a massive faggot

>>728970744
>TOTSE
oh shit I forgot all about that place

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sadness.

>>728971086
>Huff raid
>Jenkem
>Dirty Bloody Diaper Man

I miss that place sometimes.

>>728969321

FPBP

AMV Hell 2

>was getting into anime
>really liked Azumanga Daioh
>found some clips of it from AMV Hell 2 on youtube
>looked into and found AMV Hell
>saw in the forums a thread about "too much 4chan in amv hell!!"
>was curious about 4chan
>been lurking ever since.

to this day I have never posted on 4chan.

>>728971500

Congrats, your first post was dubs

Hashtagfortune

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>>728971680
ayyyy recanize

The only reason I'm on right now is because I'm emotionally defeated after a harsh break up with a girl I still love. I thought this would take my mind off it.

>>728969697
my father told me this as a joke when i was younger.

so this cowboy was riding his horse in the city when he had to shit.
>Noticing he had no where to shit but the street.
>he jumped off his horse and went to corner of the steet and pooped.
>but as he was buckling his belt the sherrif was passing by immidiatly he took his cowboy hat off and dropped it on top of the shit.
>The cop asks what you got there son.
tells him he caught a bird.
and then this shit happens...

>>728969697

>>728971892
Pussy

>>728972089
I guess so, I just made a mistake by breaking up with her and I regret it

>>728969157

friend mentioned it in highschool,

lost interest in it when i started college, but I now have a job where I work from home but am on the computer all day. and the internet is a slippery slippery hole my friend

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The "dank memes" as they were...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

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>dank meme's on UG
>read about the sauce
>told never to come here
>don't listen
>stuck her for all eternity

i saw longcat which led me to the ED page for longcat which led me here. Started from the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

>>728972427
>stuck here*

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>>728972435
forgot pic didn't google this shit for no reason

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>>728972277
there's a lot worse reasons to be browsing b. like ennui, loneliness, apathy, and a general malaise and misanthropy.

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>>728970041
I need your creamy love in my lungs, daddy

L O G G O D

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>>728970041
LPBP

Log Post Best Post

>>728972684
I do feel fairly lonely. I spent a lot of time with her so now it's weird to be without her.

Uhh some guy on reddit posted a sjw btfo and I was like
"Wow 4chin seems based"
Its not its just kids who say "nigger autist cuck"
After this shia incident and all the normies invading its time I go

Every social media is a hive mind

I wanted to know how to stop being a beta male and what society's real standards are; what people are actually thinking. I still need help

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>>728973065
those are chemical bondings anon. i have been with multiple girls for around 2 years each. they become habit, routine, a part of your everyday. it can and WILL happen again.

i know it's hard in the moment, but get a little fucked up or the equivalent to that for you, let loose, cry a bit, rage a bit, shake it off, and approach tomorrow (or whenever tomorrow comes) with a new face and a brand new you because it's those terrible experiences in life that make you.

you'll be alright friend

>>728969157
The faaaappppppeeennnniiin,nggg!!! Party time booooooyyyyyzz-!!!

>>728970879
Rules 1 and 2, newfaggot.

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>>728971500
Chek'd
Welcome to The Internet Hate Machine.

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>>728973638

High quality advice, anon

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>>728969157
Chris Dorner. This was the only place (that I could find) with moment to moment updates of the manhunt. I came for that and just really liked the variety of stuff here, so I stayed.
I post black cock here too, been doing it for a while.

Daily dot said there was cheese here.

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>>728975946

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>>728969157
Hope that /b will stop sucking the man's cock. It used to be free. Now it's full of fucking slaves.

>>728969157
black dick

>>728970041
Isn't this that screamo guy that used to bang 13 year olds?

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I saw greentext story screencaps on funnyjunk in 2007. I lurked occasionally until 2014. Then I started posting and kinda got stuck here. I've only been able to legally post here since 2016

>>728969157
This faggot.

>>728969157
Dat cheese pizza

>>728969157
Friend showed me in 2007. Lurked for 4 months before posting. Watched it die multiple times since then.

Started seeing greentexts around the internet and no life

Nude shop and x ray that I cannot make by myself

>>728969157
moot posted on the something awful forums and I thought I'd check it out

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>>728970622
This. I was really curious about "that website where menes got started" and all the trolling 4change did of feminists, the media, etc and cruised on over.

Needless to say, seeing captured nude Snapchat pics from guy's 18 yr old girls is fucking excellent.

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it was the rick roll that got me.

>>728973916
lol. you think that still applies now

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>>728976280

>>728969157
i was 16 and read stories about Anonymous and thought they sounded cool. came here around 2012 and realized it was actually mostly trash instead of 1337 hackers but as a lonely autist i found it hard to leave and to this day i mostly just fuck with people

>>728973065
I know this is /b/ and I should be calling you a fag, but these things get better with time. been there done that, after some time all existence of the pain goes away.

Take it a day at a time, maybe even use the experience as motivation for self improvement

I met this dude in highschool (private super small school). He did look like he came straight out of 4chan now that I think about it. Anyways, we both went on reddit in one of our classes and one day he showed me 4chan in class. We were scrolling through the catalog and there were multiple naked girls and fucked up shit. I knew I was gonna like it right away lol

>>728976767
"18+" lel

>>728969157
The internet got boring.

Real life is gone

>>728969157
>I have no job

>>728969157
the WoW forums a full decade ago

>>728979940
Wouldn't it be great if shitposting was a job?

>>728980504
Feels man.

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Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.
In 2005 or 2006 I was on some probably now defunct website about Pokemon, read that there were some leaks posted on 4chan and decided to check it out.
>mfw that was 12 years ago

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Lolis.

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>>728980504
I'd have a great resume.

my friend showed me in wrath of the lich king
never left, not sure why. shit's garbage now

NCH productions: 4chan city animation

The Habbo Hotel raids.

>>728969157
Literally witchcraft

>>728984461
Never heard of it

>>728984595
Captcha accepted a life preserver as a car

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>>728969697
Kek

>>728969157
Reddit

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A friend show me her picture, he did not tell me where he found her, people really respected rules 1 and 2 back then, i look his internet history and found this place

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>>728969157

hatred. and for the lulz

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Andy sixx's creamy logs

>>728982874
it's never been good /b/ro

>>728969157
I heard you guys had some quality CP.

>>728969157
Meth.

>>728969157
In a galaxy far, far away. In the year 2003. I was fapping in a chatroom.......

>>728969399
MODS!

brother's friend let me go through his /b/ folder, I think he was an 08 fag, then a couple of years later I came her to see what was happening.

>>728985254
ur such a fag. nothing wrong with that picture. she could be 3 and itd still be ok and if anything that chick is probably 18. cuck

I came for the cheese pizza and I stayed for the Miley Tits

>>728969157
I just got settlement money from when I uncle molested me and I wanted to share it with you guys. Not yet though, I'll start a roll thread later.

>>728985343
Being this new.

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>>728969157
Encyclopedia Dramatica

my boyfriend, he stays on the gun boards nowadays after being on 4chan since like 09, im a new user (female) with a way to high sex drive looking at all your girls nudes

>>728969157
I needed something to do whilst taking a shit, so I imagined a place called 4chan. Long story short, newfags can't tri force.

>>728976727
No, you can't be that god damn old

To find the hottest memes

>728985632
HA! not today faggot

>>728985632
It's just now days, not "now a days" you dumb cunt.

Also *too.

Tits or gtfo.

>>728985632
it's "TOO"

get your fucking grammar straight!

>>728984990
holy shit that has got to be the most beautiful brown booty ive seen, ever
more

>>728985837
728985837 is right. lets see ur tits bitch

>>728985862
nothing nigger is beautiful. its just dirty

Well I arrived in 2012 and now I can't stop. I just want to be a good time to time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I love you too. I honestly don't know if you are some of the time. I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing, I have been the same thing

>>728973916
Rule 20, go familiarize yourself. Not same fag.

Kid i knew said chick i knew had nudes on /b/ like 5 years later still havent found them or really gotten anything out of this site.

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>>728976727

Same for me. I migrated here for good when the SA Forums became full of fat feminists.

>>728969157
Reasons.

>>728985955
lmao what kind of 90 year old white man living in fucking el paso on a farm bullshit is this type of mindset its 2017 she has a nice ass. Now you, pretending she doesn't, because you want to convince yourself niggers are gross is hilarious

>>728990393

She's half black at most.

"Black" these days is pretty synonymous with "latin".

Both are just mutts, variable mixes of race.

Even you wouldn't think a real black woman was attractive. They're hairless apes.

It's hilarious how blacks are unaware their "beauty" is white. Only their color is black.