Need some horror movie recommendations /b/ help me out

i never knew i felt this way about pepe

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the wailing
a tale of two sisters
jacobs ladder
marebito
thirst
AM1200
eraserhead
videodrome
the thing
the VVITCH
silent hill
event horizon
in the mouth of madness
the vanishing
the canal
starry eyes
southbound
under the shadow
10 cloverfield lane
i am not a serial killer (not really horror but good)

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your favorite?

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The conjuring.

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thank you anon!

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IDK, those are all pretty fuckin' good anon, i don't like pickin' favs

event horizon is pretty awesome sci-fi/horror mashup in space

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>the conjuring

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Never been to reddit and what's wrong with the conjuring?

>>728960253
just a shit predictable home box office trash movie

no depth, just 'o shit jump scare'

>>728960405
What's your recommendation then?

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VHS 1 and 2. Some of the segments suck, but the good one (the cult in 2) are fucking awesome

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of those, the witch, videodrome, eraserhead and the thing are the best.

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>eraserhead

Fucking horrible movie. Painful to watch, no character development, like 40 seconds of dialog. It is modern art school nonsense. His movies are either hit or miss and that was a big miss.

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VHS were solid, I really enjoyed those.

>>728960886
i think you have to watch Eraserhead in context. Used to be in the same boat as you, but after seeing it a few times, and better understanding cinema of the 70s as i got older helped be to better appreciate it. You kind of have to consider it for it's aesthetic influence as much as anything else, and how in influenced lynch's later work.

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was me

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Stakeland, it's on netflix
its like a vampire apocalypse

train to busan was good too

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It was literally just his freak out dream from before he had kids. You know how you hate people telling you about their fucking dreams? This is the same dumb bullshit except he made it into a fucking movie. It is awful, no context fixes it.

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that movie is terrible. There's a reason it went straight to netflix.

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Stakeland was quite good, I really enjoyed that. Caught it randomly one day on Syfy.

The Room or Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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Fair enough, and to each their own, but i used to feel exactly the same about it until i turned about 30 and started to hit some of those same neurosis and became better acquainted with Lynch's oeuvre

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Shitty

>>728960862

I didn't like the witch at all, it was a lot of nothing really. Was only psychological and didn't do it well enough.

>>728962170

I am 34, it didn't get better. I have watched pretty much all his movies, some hit and are great, some are horrid. Art house crap is just mental masturbation for artists, things like Holy Mountain and Eraserhead are fine examples of this.

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ha, i liked holy mountain and santa sangre too! My favorite lynch movie is probably Wild at Heart, actually.

Reeker, Shadow, Deadgirl

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>people enjoying art is stupid
>if i didn't find value in it then there is no value for anybody to find in it

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>hey, want to hear me describe one of my dreams?

FUCK NO

>hey, want to see this movie that i dreamed then made and now you can say it is great and sound deep

SURE!

If anyone offers lights out to watch. Don't. Fucking stupid movie.


I was really disappointed.

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>being 34 and this petty

don't procreate

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Petty? You seem pretty butthurt that I point out the reality of that shit movie.

Here is a good way to tell if a movie is shit, could it be a book? You couldn't turn Eraserhead into a book if you tried, cause there was no fucking dialog, character development or anything but "uh oh, gonna have a kid, FEAR".

It is the equivalent of just showing a guy freaking out over a snake hissing and rattling at him for 1.5 hours. It isn't complex, no shit you are scared, that is normal. You don't need a dumbass art house film to reflect on that. He made it early on in his career and it is reflected by how poorly it was done by any standard of story telling.

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Oh, so you're the guy who analyzes films based on plot and dialog only. It's not like cinematography is a part of the movie at all. Why not just listen to movies on the radio?

you just revealed your virgin9000 powerlevel

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Remind me the breathtaking scenes of cinematography again?

Yea, all the greatest lady killers were all about cinematography, you are fucking 12.

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>>728964362
kek, can't actually make any valid point using sound reasoning as to why the film is objectively bad so he resorts to the "you are fucking 12"

>and he's 34

this is getting sad at this point

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I liked Grave Encounters 1&2


come at me

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The most horrifying thing I've ever seen is the movie GUMMO. I didn't know white people could live like niggers

>>728964555

I like how you sidestepped the cinematography. Also how you went to talking about how someone is a virgin, then get mad when they call you 12. It is getting sad, mostly cause you can't back any of your bullshit points.

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There's a reason so many great authors tout it as one of their favorite films, anon.

If you don't like it, that's fine, but it's not a shit film.

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recently saw The Void

pretty good

>>728965493

Care to expound on that reason? I keep seeing a lot of abstract reasons, then when pushed, it goes nowhere. It is almost like an emperor has no clothes situation where you like it cause other people say it is good.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFmwkGsHFE

>>728965620
What is it about?

>>728966228

Way to give your own opinions, really shows you aren't just moving with the herd.

>HERE'S A VID WITH SOMEONE ELSE SAYING WHAT I THINK TOO

>>728966349
Small town
*event happens*
maybe cult
maybe supernatural
fantastic practical effects
Fantastic use of lighting
harkens back to 80's horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ot6ogGZNc

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way to not watch the video or understand how literary analysis works

i don't agree with everything in it, nor should anybody. but it should get you to think a little harder about visual symbolism in the film

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checked

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Holy shit, where did you see this? I don't htink I saw this in theatres anywhere. Is it an online thing only?

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Also recently saw 'the blackcoat's daughter'
more psychological but some good acting and an unpredictable story.

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This is an underrated post

Good taste, /b/ro

>>728967457
Its on iTunes and PSN for sure, may be on-demand as well.
If you like 80's body horror and practical effects you will love it.

>>728967749
i torrented it like 2 days ago anon, don't tell him to buy it

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I already get the visual symbolism, why is that good though? It isn't complex, the shit he is pointing out is obvious as fuck. Symbolism is usually subtle and flows with the film, this was forced and literally used as the entire story of the film. It no longer is really symbolism at that point, it is just a half assed storytelling method.

There are plenty of movies with better symbolism while still having better cinematography, better stories and better character development. This movie doesn't shine on any front.

Hell, Twin Peaks is a good example of being a bit out there with symbolism and strange scenes while still having a great story, deep character development and solid cinematography. Eraserhead isn't better than any movie at anything. It was lazy and basically just his fear dreams put into movie format while he was still in school. He clearly got way better at his craft as he moved on.

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Jacob's Ladder.
Suspiria.
The Wicker Man.

>>728967608
Where can I find dis?

Oh, another of my favorites is 'IZO'
not 'exactly' horror but on my first watch I felt like I had a hole in my stomach. That sort of a feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e3fPkar3G8

I love Miike

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Also, The Witch (2015)

>>728968275
Again, iTunes and PSN

>>728968478
Sorry not OP and just got here when I asked. Thanks.

>>728967912
I'm not a poor fag sorry anon
I support art I enjoy

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no worries ;)

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start filming your life, get about two hours of content, then play it back

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OOOOOOOOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>728968732
got daum

ROSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Riding in cars with boys.
Legally Blonde
Girl Interrupted
Poltergeist

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>>728964636
First one was great, second was shit

>>728969051

This is accurate.

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one of em works

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WOW NOW

>>728969051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4CBorXY8_g

I thought this part was a bit scary,... out of context not so much maybe

but yeah 1st was better...

Enter The Void
...made me horrified to be on/sell hallucinogens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkPLYmUyzg

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Return of the Living Dead
Creepshow
A Nightmare on Elm Street 84
Dawn of the Dead 78

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A Serbian Film

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never been able to find this

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t. idiot

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It's on YouTube

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id rather not torrent t. bro

>>728970621
I'm not seeing it?
To clarify, I have never actively sought it out but have checked most services and places I watch and get movies from, and never seen it.

I think of myself as a connoisseur of shitty horror movies, these are some of my favorites

Feast
Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
Feast 3: The Happy Finish
Joy Ride 1-3
Wrong Turn 1-6
Lumberjack Man
Gravy (its a horror/comedy)
Deathgasm (also a horror comedy)
Wolf Creek 2 (you can skip 1 its not that great)
See No Evil (has Kane from WWE in it, pretty solid)
The Horde (2016) (not the foreign zombie film, think rambo but with hillbilly mutants)

those are just off the top of my head

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>shitty horror movies

no argument there

>>728970936
Just checked and you're right. I watched it a few months ago and there were several versions of it on there so I assumed at least one of them was still on there. I'm not sure where else you could find it if you can't find it on any other websites.

It's probably one of the most fucked up movies I've seen so I shouldn't have expected it to still be up on YouTube

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watching bad movies with friends and making fun of them is awesome. Alcohol helps too

>>728960724
That one is great but my favorite segment was Amateur Night in V/H/S 1

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Also the movie Poker Night. has Ron Perlman in it, more of a thriller but pretty damn good

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boko no pico.

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Thoughts on "Dead Alive"

Here's some shit that will fuck up your night:
Tusk
Frontiers
A Serbian Film
Martyrs
V/H/S 1 and 2

>>728960724
Is VHS 2 any better than the first one? I thought the first one sucked

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I haven't seen Tusk but the trailer made me laugh

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If you think the first one sucked then you won't like the second one. Personally I loved them both.

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once you get past all the shaky camera shit, the VHS films are actually pretty good.

If you want a laugh while watching a "horror movie," watch Krampus

>shouldn't even qualify as a horror movie

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It has funny parts but it's pretty fucked.
Very fun to watch.

>>728971635
haven't seen it. Based on my list, do you think I'd like it? if so I'll check it out

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Is Tusk by 'the' Kevin Smith? or a different one?

The Human Centipede trilogy is worth a watch. They're goofy but can be fucked up at parts like when the dude in 2 jacks off with sandpaper

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OP here thanks for all the suggestions
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I ended up watching Devil a horror movie that takes place in a elevator. It was extra scary to me because I have a fear of heights and small spaces. I recommend it!

Here's an awesome sample from Frontiers.
The movie is french though, so you'd need to read english subtitles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu_ZHDtZ04s

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I mean if you consider Peter Jackson made it, and its one of the most over the top gore films ever. You will laugh, cry and possibly puke. Its great

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Yeah I think that's the one.

>>728972118
I kinda liked Devil, cool setting and idea for sure

>>728972118
Thats the M Night Shamalamadingdong movie right? I watched it too. Wasn't bad

hi

>>728972118
That movie was pretty good but the part where he dropped the toast on the ground made me fucking die of laughter.

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wow I dodnt know that, I knew he did Red State but not Tusk, gonna watch it. ty anon!

>>728972513
It's not for everyone. The movie gets better as it progresses.

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My negro. I was pleasantly surprised at how much i enjoyed that movie. Watched it again recently and enjoyed it just as much as the first time. I almost died laughing at the dildo scene

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>>728972395
right on man. horror movies are unique to everyone's fears such as mine. if you want a good horror movie just find out your phobias and go to the top rated movie with that phobia associated and or revolving around it. such as arachnophobia. Also. I like r34 pepe if you haven't noticed

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just look at this.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8LIug1cP04

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Suspiria

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that looks awful. Right up my alley, thanks Anon

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The Grifter, If you can handle it

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same fag
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