A cock is better than a vagina
>>728957144
Hypocrite!
>>728957976
I can handle 2d furry cock
Butt is best of all
>>728957896
we posting /sadsongs/ now?
>>728958082
TECHNICALLY the last thread was asking for help, this thread is porn
>>728958271
Idk, I was horny a minute ago, and still kinda am
>>728958402
alright then, we /sadsongswithgayfurryporn/
>>728957976
What if I like them both equally for different reasons?
>>728957976
I fully agree i keep sucking off my cousin
because he hasn't cummed yet ^^
>>728958402
Jack off on cam.
>>728958546
Ok then, have some butts and a sad song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFJVwr1YYA
>>728958657
I did for wem this morning
>>728958778
Fucking forgot the butts
>Marks thread
>>728958960
Thanks for reminding me!
>>728958778
butts and sad songs, so sad butts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yswBMuEi334
>>728958960
I'll mark ur thread
>>728959273
I'll mark you
Sorry, couldn't resist
>>728958960
I'll mark your bootyhole.
>tfw no one to POZ my neghole
>>728959374
mark my detention slip pls
>>728959589
I'll just get the... pen, out
>>728959673
...ballpoint?
How many squats does it take to get a mattybutt
>>728960069
I... I think so?
I hate Firefox so much.
>>728960111
theres nothing special about my butt!
>>728960197
it'd be a shame if the pen wasnt...
>>728960375
try waterfox
>>728960111
catt
but
>>728960625
I'm going to rape you.
>>728960625
It would be. I'll now proceed to jiz- um, mark your bu- DETENTION SLIP
>>728957976
pfthththhthththththth
hththhththththththththt
pffffhththtththhthththtfhfhfhfhhththhfhthfhhtht!
>>728960625
Matty I found ur butt
>>728960882
i... i dont know if i want that
>>728960908
thank u, and Mrs G can eat eggs cause she doesnt know a thign!!!1
>>728961027
actually, this is my bum
>>728961304
Eggs are yum
>>728961304
You do.
>>728961425
SLIMY UNDER COOKED BURNT EGGS THAT HAVE THE SHELL COOKED IN WITH IT
9s a qt
>>728961569
BLERGH NO!!
>>728961538
what evidence do you have that supports this theory
>>728961611
YES THATS THE KINDA EGGS MRS G can go eat cau8se she detentioned me
>>728961819
Who's mrs G
>>728961886
i dunno. Mrs GenericTeacher?
>>728961976
Ew, teachers
>>728961819
It removes any responsibility you'd have for having sex with Snarf, so no regretting it later.
>>728961584
9s is my spirit animal
>>728962049
i know
>>728962083
i.. i didnt know i that was a responsibility i had.
>>728962516
Blerrgh
do gay people really do the pozzing thing
>>728962697
irgshuisfrgiugsr
>>728962807
asdfghj
>>728962909
blublublublublublub
>>728963070
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>>728963112
zzz zzzz zzzz
>>728962516
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
>>728962706
Only the gay ones.
>>728963215
Squeak
>>728963232
good thing i can forget it like all my other responsibilities
>>728957976
this shit makes me want to quit 4chan
>>728963396
so i know this asian, and we burp extremely loudly when we voice chat and we rate our burps based on depth and length
example, if we have a beautifully deep yet short burp, we rate it "nice", or a light and long burp we rate it "nice", and a mix of deep and long we rate those "nice"
>>728963549
lol do it
>>728963603
Well, that's nice
>>728963708
he's the same guy that hates black people
>>728963884
I figured
Talk to you later, gonna play some games, see ya
>>728964064
oh okay, cya
>>728963408
And that's why you're going to get raped.
>>728964334
nuuu
>>728964445
Too bad.
>>728964508
EEK
im gonna take a nap, bebacksoon(tm)
>>728964621
But that leaves me alone with anon.
>>728964126
Ohright before I go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbPWi1gshzI
>>728964879
And I'm terrible company
>>728965066
Only because anon turns down my advances, that frigid bitch.
>>728959009
>>728959273
>>728959473
>>728961425
GAY!!!
>>728965826
Matty wants us to gang rape him.
>>728966598
Hey Luc.
>>728966649
Hello
>>728966735
3 and a half hours left to go.
>>728966844
try not to die from being bored.
>>728966893
Hello, new name.
>>728967018
I'm fucking getting there. Think I may have my 3DS in my bag.
>>728957976
Unless it's horse pussy.
>>728959488
wanna meet up so i can spill my poz cum in ur butt??
>>728967051
not new. Just not under my old name
>>728967158
I should start Pokemon moon but I've been busy.
>>728967167
Horse cock is better than horse pussy
>>728967272
horse pussy sounds unappealing even if I wasnt gay. too loose to really fuck. Only thing it'd be good for is eating out.
>>728967208
Either way, I'm gay for you.
>>728967252
Got past the first challenge thing last time I played.
>>728967272
Indeed
black people though???
>>728965826
GAY
>>728968972
Black traps are hot.
>>728969128
yeah
>but
you
>get
aids
>>728969327
Fags get AIDS anyway.
>>728969510
not
>me
because i use
>CONDOM??
>>728969631
Nope, once you become a fag, you automatically develop AIDS.
>>728969734
oh well i say no homo so it doesnt matter
Electrostim.
Fleshlight.
Fap.
Dubs or bondagepost decides.
>>728957976
you can have all the cocks then, i'll take delicious vagoos
>>728970239
sharpie in the bum
>>728969850
'No homo' is just a lying perpetuated by the silent Pozers to further spread AIDS.
>>728970554
yeah but
>the balls never touched
so it isnt gay????
>>728970723
They touched on the inside.
>>728970999
but he had a condom on therefor i touched plastic
>also
witnessed????
>>728970502
I can do one better. I can put my own cock in my asshole. I've come inside my own ass before. not gonna post pics tho. my girlfriend ain't for the whole "sharing pics of yourself on line" thing. It doesn't bother her though, that I have and occasionally do fuck my own ass.
>>728971175
I meant your own balls. Every pressed them together in your scrotum while walking? You've always been a fag.
>>728971591
im-
im?
gay??
>>728971245
nope, sharpie in the pooper
>>728971688
Yes. For Snarf.
>>728971832
who is snarf?? im not gay?? help??????
>>728971978
Talk shit about Mod Ash 1 more time, see what happens
>>728971978
You gay for papa Snarf. All are gay for Snarf.
>>728972236
I
think you mean?"
>god ash
>>728972283
i dont know?
>>728972636
Nah, just mod ash
Only one who actually works in a group of tards
>>728972966
>just
>modash
>just
im offended??
>>728973223
post bank
>>728973268
cmb 103 but Its above 1m but lower than 5
>because
i need to craft nats
>>728972636
Give into the Snarf.
>>728973428
ah. I have like a 400m bank with rigour but I dont play anymore.
You want a twitch prime code for a month of membership by any chance?
>>728973839
I already have membership but
>thanks
>>728973999
Its a month free if you havent used a code for it before. Who even needs 1 month free mems
>>728974067
You do?
>>728974178
I dont play but I have enough gold to buy 10 years of membership
>>728974067
i got to craft nature runites for getting 99 >magician(s)
>>728973999
al so
>shame
less self check
>>728974260
only got 80 rcing. Like 2010 total. Was going to work on diary cape when I came back
>>728974345
>only
>80
>2010 total
wOah there do you know how fast u were going??
>>728957976
>>728974246
Gay.
>>728974468
I lied, Im only 79
>>728974615
>only 79
>max cmb statisticians
im sorry but
just?
>>728974756
What did he mean by this? :thinking:
God left this place a long time ago.
>>728974815
good question???
i have
>noclue
>>728974986
I also sometimes talk like I have had a stroke
And he left a load in your butt as he did.
>>728975020
excuse me?
did you
just?
>>728957976
Yup.
Goddamn it's so very hot
Supposed to come a rain but it's not
Oh yeah
Here come the pain birds
Oh yeah
Here come the pain birds
>>728975157
That's how he flirts.
>>728975598
is he ?flirting? with me?
>>728975774
Yes.
>>728976209
sweet
>>728967272
Bullshit.
>>728976391
He wants to play Runescape and gay it up with you.
>>728976470
wow really? me too?
I dont play runescape anymore
go get rejected by hunbun
>>728976640
He's tsundere.
unless you're a cute like 9s, nty
>>728977229
who
>who
??who??
snarf are you a power bottom?
>>728977641
Probably best way to describe it.
>>728977755
how adorable
>>728977641
wHO IS SNARF?
>>728977942
snarf is the guy that replied to me
or get namesync and never ask again
>>728977942
Love.
Matty wants to be a sub top.
>>728977866
Good taste
>>728979074
I have a submissive personality.
but for the role, ill be whatever i want to be
>>728979339
ill give you a taste
of my dinner
>>728957976
need to fill up the images on my phone, kik yours at zexylight
>>728979716
And you want to be top.
>>728979716
Oo that's ho- dinner... Oh of course, dinner, what's for dinner?
>>728979918
Banander's booty.
>>728979843
i mean, i usually get an itch that only a dick in the ass can fix, I'm not really one to fuck people but I probably would try it.
>>728979918
i was going to have chicken but since we didn't have chicken i just ate junk food. beef jerky and crackers.
>>728980072
But I'm top... You've completly mixed up the roles here :P
>>728980179
Adding some junk to that trunk ;) I'm sorry. I'll go shoot myself for that one
>>728980400
if only i was able to gain weight.
sidon > kass
idk who that is but kass is a pretty burd
>>728980692
Same man, same
>>728980868
sidon is the fish
>>728981017
what fish
>>728981008
tfw ur body burns food like hitler burning jews
>>728981081
fish from breath of the wild
>>728981189
i wouldn't know, i haven't played it
>>728981189
Idk, maybe it's because I eat so little
>>728981250
me neither, i just know these things from people arguing online.
>>728981291
probably, whatever i do eat is junk food, so idk why it wouldnt build up fat.
Why am I here. Master made it so I can't cum until he knows the girl name his girlfriend and i picked out for me....
>>728980223
Nope, you're the bottom.
>>728981382
Maybe better luck with muscle
>>728981512
Nope, I'm the sub top
Or well, switch top I guess
>>728981518
No, Matty needs to stay a small cute twink.
>>728981518
i dont go to the gym either lmao.
i dont do anything much, i dont really have much of a reason to do anything. i feel like i'd be more active if i had someone to do things for, since i dont really want to do anything for myself.
>>728981382
i don't really see arguing for anything lately since i haven't interacted with other people online in a little bit other than ingame pings for paragon
>>728981989
Wasn't he supposed to have a bubblebutt?
>>728982074
Dude I feel exactly the same way, no reason to try and impress anyone if there's no one to impress
>>728982653
He's a small cute twink with a bubblebutt and big, pillowy balls to suckle on.
>>728982193
people are arguing about the fish vs the bird from botw, which one is better. you'll probably say bird because you havent seen fish yet.
>>728982653
i dont aspire to be anything important or well known either. i like to be an extra in the background, but i'd love to be the important one to someone else.
>>728983032
eh, i just looked them up, i'm not strong one way or the other for what's better
>>728983002
Shame, that bubblebutt coming to no use
What am I then? Other than the bottom
>>728983032
Mm, I get what you saying
>>728983336
His vore fetish bitch.
That's why he's having your booty for dinner.
>>728983485
Wait, he's the sub and I'm the bitch? This makes no sense at all
>>728983224
i dont really care either.
>>728983336
really?
like i can't really be bothered to live alone or do things for myself at all. i enjoy the thoughts i get when i do things for someone who shares love with me.
>>728983682
He's going to eat you.
whose mans
>>728984113
Well, I mean I tend to just do stuff that makes me feel good... No that doesn't only include fapping :P
>>728984184
Like he's gonna be submissive about it? Am I supposed to have the attitude of a powerbottom when he eats me? How does this work
>>728980868
Hes from the new Zelda game and he is gorgeous
>>728984797
You forcefeed yourself to him.
>>728984797
i think everyone does, naturally. people want to feel good
>>728985339
Oh, ok
>>728985367
Yeah... I mean not to sound selfish :P I'll definitely help mowing the lawn, once we get the lawn mower running
Now, it looks I'm gonna forcefeed myself to you like Snarf said :P Open wide!
>>728985610
His biggest scenario is you are the surviors of a plane crash in the mountains, and there's no food, so you're trying to save him by feeding him you legs that were mutilated beyond saving in the crash, but he's refusing, so you have to forcefeed him.
>>728985610
i feel, i dont want to be selfish, i try my very best to make sure that i help the people who talk to me about stuff, but sometimes i wonder if its correct cause some people argue you don't listen and just try to get them to leave you alone when thats not what i imply when i try to help.
stop listening to snarf say i have vore and forcefeed fetishes, i dont have them. nothing against people that do, but i dont.
>>728985930
Wow, that's some crazy stuff
>>728985961
You saying they think you're trying to get rid of them when you try to help them? That makes no sense
No no, he said I'm the one with the fetish here :P
>>728985961
God, can't even help out for Bananders' fetish for people with really weird and fetishes?
Have to ruin everything.
>when nanars says he will brb but he doesn't brb instead he comes here and flirts with snarf
>>728986988
Wait what, seriously what
>>728986988
I don't remember saying brb at any point? I replied to you on messenger and that's the last time we spoke
>>728987145
oh wait that was someone else. i just never replied to you
>>728986558
when people talk to me about stuff, i want to help them find answers to it, but sometimes people will say that i'm just trying to get them to stop talking about it, when in reality i want to help them find an answer to their problem.
oh i havent read it, only parts. im sleep deprived and depressed
>>728986670
nickname me the ruiner
>>728987412
rekt
>>728987412
Ok this was a bit confusing, but glad it got sorted out :P
>>728987439
Well I wouldn't know, I kind of suck at the whole comforting thing lol :/
>>728957976
definitely but a vagina is better to put your cock in
>Vagina; Definition: A box a penis comes in
>>728957976
To have or to hold?
>>728987783
To stuff into things
>>728959473
>>728987742
i know, youve told me, im just speaking words.
>>728987653
et my ass nigegr>>728987653
>>728987742
sorry bb
>>728987949
sounds gross
>>728987991
it's sweet and pleasant fuck you
>>728987905
This video tends to make me feel better, I posted it last thread for a change from the sad songs :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbPWi1gshzI
>>728987949
No worry bbwem o3333o
>>728988078
Better be.
>>728988259
it is all I am.
>>728988205
soup?
I know I'm pretty weird, but you guys... seriously. Thanks for making me feel normal in comparison.
>>728988205
i remember that, you sent it to me back when we were sending creepy youtube videos
>>728988337
Well you do often say spicy, so.
>>728988337
Talking shit with you guys :P Soup you
>>728988389
Creepy? I thought we were sending sad songs lol
>>728988480
sweet and spicy
>>728988560
So you're asian?
>>728988383
One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
>>728988541
i thought you sent it like last week-ish when we were sending creepy youtube videos
>>728988541
nice. i am doing nothing. got mad at game so i rage quit
>>728988601
gross no. but I do love their food
>>728988699
cool, they have small dicks anyway.
>>728988699
Yup I know what you were playing too lol, stalkstalkstalk, that game had me raging as well
>>728988677
Ohwell, I've pretty much forgotten :P
>>728988765
do they? that's ok. their food makes up for it
>>728988814
its so combat heavy but the combat mechanics are just trash.
>>728988814
gosh darn gee whiz
>>728988905
I did an ancestry thing recently, apparently 99.9% european and .01% asian.
>>728988905
I got it just for the destruction
>>728988996
Sim sala bim
>>728989004
yummy. make me food now
>>728989100
im p gud with food.
what make.
>>728989091
that's fun and all but I have to play the missions to progress and unlock weapons and shit.
>>728989222
make your best dish
>>728989260
I remember mech suit and some kinda tribe that could go through walls or some shit. Bleh
>>728989456
mech suits cool in game but some suck bad
i captured a leaked stream of katia posting ITT
>>728989260
what game was that
>>728989311
thats prob gonna be eggs benedict.
poached egg, biscuit, ham, extra lemon in the sauce, cilantro and some kind of earthy spicy something.
>>728989673
I'm getting gray hairs just talking about this game
>>728989703
>>728989703
>>728989703
>>728989703
>>728989703
heres the other one
>>728957976
For a woman, sure.
>>728989703
wew
>>728989816
red faction guerilla
the hollandaise sauce is too rich
>>728989818
poor bbb
>>728990015
I'll bbb you
>>728990015
huh
any good though?
ur too rich faggot.
>>728990518
If he were rich he'd have a decent enough computer to run steam and play Genital Jousting with me by now
>>728989091
>>728990723
Saatana peeerkele
>>728990071
do it
>>728990518
its decent. I have enjoyed playing it even though all the missions are the same. the destruction part makes it fun though.
so tired. goinmg to bed
>>728990756
>>728990928
later faggo.
>>728990928
C'mere bish -/3333/-
>>728990977
Aww
>>728991101
gosh darn img limit
>>728991242
POST LINK MEOW
>>728991268
https://i.imgur.com/w0TSXg0.jpg
>>728991555
Ohman, decisions D:
>>728991555
Well anyway matty I'll be going now, see you and your bubblebutt later :p
>>728992856
but i dont
cya
Work is done now.
open late
At least its not a 24 hour store.
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