Why do girls love horses? Would you date a horse enthusiast?

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>>728948989
I think you know why and yes

>>728948989
because >>evidence

points to that all girls fuck their horses or does SOME sort of sexual act with them.

>>728948989
Stay away from horse chicks. They are severely mentally ill.

>>728949107
same reason as if they have big dogs, they are DEFINITELY taking their huge k9 schlongs

>>728949282
lol but why.
why and/or what drives women to think,
"shit. i really wanna get plowed by a dog right now..."
"im gonna get a big dog and have it fuck me while OP is working"

>>728948989
Some girls are curious about huge horse cocks, and the big boys do need maintenance to clear out the head, you have to do that by hand. But more than that it is the rocking motion of the clit against the saddle. Watch a girl run a horse hard, they finish their run and their face is as flush as if the had the biggest orgasm of their lives.

>>728949282
Holy shit this
I left my first girlfriend to date this chick who rides horses every week. She was severely controlling and paranoid, I got tired of her and regretted leaving my ex

The ex turned into a huge slut and I felt even worse

>>728949671
anon you dodged a good 20% chance of aids. but it'd be hot to watch her get nailed by a horse.

>>728948989
horses are the female equivalent to trains on the autism spectrum

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>>728949811
dubs of truth

No because inevitably she would try to get me into horses and even I will not fucking stoop that low . I will not be seen dead on a fucking pony

>>728949811
This imo

>>i know one of you retards have a story
>>share it faggoyt

>>728949783
Son get checked, that shit you find hot is mental illness.

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>>728948989
Only to fuck the horse

I don't know. I used to watch saddle club as a kid. I think my only problem with riding horses is wearing all that gay horse shit

I dated a girl who owned 2 horses, both female horses for three years. She had serious mental problems. She was divorced when we met and something just didn't add up. Her husband was a well known good dude and HER friends still thought he was a good guy after they got divorced... Ultimate red flags. Our second year in she has a mental break down. She slowly comes out of it and a year and a half she has another one and ends up living with her dad. This was years back and the whole situation still haunts me to this day. ANON STAY AWAY FROM HORSE CHICKS

Some anon a while ago said he had a crush on this girl in high school until her cousin that he was friends with told him she got caught jerking off her horse

>>728950914
hahahahahahahaha

wot

>>hey femanon what are you----....?
>>MOOOM femanon is jerkin off horses again!

>>728950872
bemp

I dated a rich girl through high school that did hunter jumper shows, which is when they jump over those little wooden obstacles, on a $60k Selle Francais

She was a handful and but the sex was great

Also went to a couple of her shows and there were hundreds of the most privileged hottest rich horse girls walking around with whips in skin tight riding pants and tall boots

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Would you fuck a girl that has fucked/sucked a horse?

Would you fuck a horse?

>>728952504
lmfao....well...if i was desperate enough. otherwise no (to the first question)

no to everything for the 2nd

>>728952504
yes and been there done that, also a cow

>>728948989
Their first sexual experience, slamming their genitalia repeatedly down on a saddle + dress up + praise + pretty horses

i used to know a girl that loved horses, she was mental.
i wonder is there any correlation between girls that love horses and being really fucking weird.

>>728948989
How is everyone this wrong Like with most things girls like, its because it's expensive and a status/extravagance.

I would date a horse enthusiast like in the webm cause it means her family is rich.

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no they are fucking weird

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>>728954747
i think i can vouch for this accuracy.

>>728948989
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
a girl with a hobby that gets her out of the house so you can get some actual peace and quiet? where do I sign up?

>>728954709
Having a horse means you have money, boarding and hay and everything isn't cheap, which means most of these dads work hard and buy gifts to make up for the neglect

>>728948989
Control of stronger bigger mammal. Any bitches dream.
No

>>728955720
the girl i knew wasn't poor, but they wern't rich in any way. they owned a horse and stuff but they had no flashy car, or anything like that.
mabie they sank the money into the horse, i don't know

>>728949671
this niggah knows what's up.
+ they have disposable income
- they've fucked everything in sight
+ they have disposable income
+/- daddy issues
+ they live for the d
- but they might be living for the v

it's a fucking minefield. one that I've traversed a couple of times.

protip: 3 barrel girls are gtg and will teach you things.

>>728948989

I used to date a horse girl back in highschool. She was ok, INCREDIBLY religious which got annoying as fuck, but I was heartbroken from a previous break up and she had the same name and sang the same part in our choir so I figured this would hold me over till college.

I went to her rodeos and events and stuff and goddamn was it boring. just cantoring in circles for some points somehow. The only cool bit was that her horse had one eye. At shows they'd put a patch on it but around the stables you'd just look into an empty eye hole.

I told her over and over that a riding a one eyed horse isn't a good idea but she just went on and on about the bond they had. Lo and behold. she wins fucking rodeo queen and goes for a victory lap and this thing just takes a dive out of no where. Brings her straight down on her face then rolls over her and runs off. Luckily it was just a broken nose, but I never had a more i told you so moment than that. I still watch the video on youtube sometimes when I feel nostalgic.

Test

>>728950872
bi-polar. not worth it. ever.

think of the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life...
then, morph her into Little NIcky

just don't go there.

>>728956408

it's not working try again

>>728948989
Horse chicks are like the lottery. Most of the time you lose with them but some very fucking lucky guys get the girls who are loving, submissive, rich, amazing sex and educated etc.

>Horse girl lottery

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>>728956352
you just wrote a country song. add a dog, and you'll go platinum

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>>728956200

>"protip: 3 barrel girls are gtg and will teach you things"

Agreed MARRIED one.

>>728956776
lol she actually had the same breed dog as the first girl but with a fucked up snout.

>>728956776
dogs gotta die, girls gotta cry, add some heartbreak and yeah, that'd end up on the radio.

>>728948989
>Master race horse cock flailing around
>Why do chicks love horses anons?

Hurr durr

Also, for all the "OMG they like horse dick" people. Who cares, stop being a jealous fag because you can't compete with that virility.

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>>728957064
Chester grew up ok. Big fella, 110lbs lean. Hated water above his toes, would fake swimming, preferred to skim waterbugs cruising around in the shallows.

>>728956826
That should be done to every human who is cruel to animals.

>>728949811
thanks for the chuckle and nice dubs

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>>728957664

Been there done that. Sometimes you just HAVE to put them down.

>>728958049
The person should be shot too

>>728958148

You are probably one of those folks who are against riding horses. As it is inhumane.

>>728958148
wah wah i don't care that horses are rediculously expencive to cere for when they are injured, and it's usually cheaper to buy a new one. but muh huorse

>>728958304
I myself wont ride a horse but I'm not going to make other people not ride a horse because I won't.

>>728958148
you're the reason people's faces get ripped off by dogs who dindu nuffin

>>728958493
And you're why I have a serious case of misanthropy, you see dollar signs and that's it.

>>728949107
This!
/Thread

>>728958540
No, because I wouldnt let a dog with aggression and behavior issues near other animals and people until it's properly rehabilitated. That is just stupid to let the situation happen.

So uh, can we get some more horsecocks in here?

>>728958824
so how many rescue horses have you adopted?

and dogs with behavior problems deserve a bullet like >>728956826

>>728958909
Start posting then faggot

Where's the vids of girls jacking off horses?

>>728959662
probably on some sleezy deep web site, not here fren, we're good boys here.

>>728957664
what, get to shoot a horse in the head at point blank? sign me up!

>>728959138
Don't have e the facilities, I live in the city. I volunteer at a somewhat local ranch though. Nice try though.

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>>728960087
Incoming trolls

>>728960087
I wanna use one of those bolt things they use at the slaughter house. but first I'd nail'em in the nuts with it and see if they go flying.

Girl schools or something

>>728960280
it just puts a hole in their gonads, like a gunshot wound, you'd almost certainly get kicked though.

>>728960148
aight then fuck off, hypocrite

>>728948989
Most horse enthusiasts I know tend to have pear asses, flattened out to the sides past hips.

>>728960672
well in that case, I'd maybe just get them really high on their favorite drug before putting them down as humanely as possible.

that's how I'd wanna go out in the inevitable end.

>>728961235
nah, don't waste drugs on them, it takes a fuckton to get a horse high. the pin is a basically painless way to go, their head's scrambled before they know what's hit them.

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>>728957500
they all love alone time in the stables and "cleaning" their meat

>>728961506
Who cares? Also, moar

Post more horse cocks faggots

>>728961423
alright, then I'll just get really high on my favorite drug, and chill while someone else takes care of it.

>>728960917
Too bad I'm not a hypocrite, I volunteer to care for adopted animals, horses included. Lmao dumb fuck

>>728961938
best thing you could do is bring a bag of apples/carrots with you when going to put a horse down, treat them a bit, they really love apples. give them some food, pet them a bit, then blast the fucker in the skull.

>>728949619
i don't think it's always girls fucking the animals but there definitely is some weird shit going on. momma always said sometimes people do things that, well, just don't make no sense

>>728962565
They don't have to fuck them to have a physical attraction to them.

You guys don't even know how many hundreds/thousands of horse cock and pussy pics and vids I have. Anyone want me to post a few of the nice horsedick pics?

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>>728962209
confused

>>728962804
Post any horse dick being jacked off first

>>728962804
Go for it. Got any webms?

>>728962804
no, horsepussy webms!

>>728962804
vids brah

>>728962209
She's definitely chugging horse jizz.

>>728962934
Now that's just gross

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>>728962869
let me look around
>>728962880
yes, not sure how many of them will fit/aren't audio'd, standby

>>728962804
Why the fuck do people on /b/ do this shit? You post in a thread CLEARLY about horse cock and go "oh, I've got stuff, should I post?"

You and those faggots that partially green text and say "cont?" All need to fuck off

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I love this pic

>>728963035
>be me
>get buttfrustrated
>cont.?

Make hay for horse people these chicks are literally bat shit crazy. I would fuck a knot hole in a tree but I would NEVER get mixed up with these bitches.

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cum from the horse in the previous pic

>>728952504

>Would you fuck a horse?

BTDT

>>728963184
Any webms of horse getting handjobs?

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>>728948989

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>>728963257
I'll look. So many vids to look through.

>>728963421
da funk would you go bare in a freakin horse man

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>>728963502
Horses are generally less risky disease-wise than humans. Like several magnitudes less.

>>728963502
If you do pick anything up it might just be a little hoarseness

>>728963421
Can you upload your collection somewhere so we could download?

>>728956826
Fuck that's sad.

Any sport that involves animals and money will never work out well for the animals involved. They have no choice entering, and if they don't win chances are they will be neglected. Even if they do win, eventually they lose and I've heard of winning horses being left out to starve in paddocks after making their owners rich.

Same goes for dogs and any other animal racing where betting/cash is on offer.

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>>728963645
>inb4 404

>>728963645
who the hell said that , do they get there horse checked also there are still virus that are undiscovered personally who would risk it

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I'm probably gonna mega a rar file with some videos, if this thread gets killed watch for the horse dick thread I'll post the link on. Most of my videos are MP4s and chink moot now saves all posts for at least a year so he can turn us over to the FBI, so the file limit is retardedly small.

>>728963502
she's not getting pregnant bra

>>728963645

schizophrenia comes from fucking horses/mules

>>728950312
got a bad one but it illustrates how crazy dem bitches

>bro in town for cousins wedding
>super cute chick there holy shit
>run some game, antisocial me no chance vs babyfaced aestheticsfag bro
>they fuck around
>don't care, try to get w her after bro leaves
>her flaky as fuck, mixed signals totally cool sometimes, ignores me other times
>def nothing like qt3.24 she was at wedding
>pics of only her horse and dog on fb, no exceptions
>finally give up and start dating another chick

I don't know man. always this weird fucking vibe with her never did figure her out. still only dog and horse pics on fb to this day

>>728963879
KEK how do you know might happen genetic mutation / evolution if you keep fucking them who know what could happen

>>728963864
post the mega rar on 8 (c)(h)(a)(n) horse or zoo board?

>>728964041
are you afraid to go outside being such an ignorant pussy

>>728960917
>you fucking hypocrite you dont ride horses yet you eat meat
>you fucking hypocrite you ride horses but dont like them being killed

seriously there isnt a single scenario where you wouldnt use a ad homenem in your post.

>>728964199
>says you

>>728964066
Will do. I have way too many files to upload it in a reasonable time so I'm keeping the content short, but the whole horse dick folder will be in there.

>>728949282
Live in the south. Lots of chicks are horse chicks. Mentally ill everywhere. Wutdo?

>>728963856
no anon. undiscovered viruses do not happen just anywhere. you arent going to walk down the street and get bubonic plague v2. thats not how any of this works.

>>728964400
Go back to fucking dudes

>>728964041
evolution says your wrong on several levels.

>>728964350
not really into horse dick but love mares, god speed anon!

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horse balls n puss zip incoming. Accidentally clicked zip instead of rar, bfd

Will be posted on 8/c/h zoo btw

>>728964731
Sweet. Thanks based OP.

All about the D.

>>728964490
Lots of dudes are horse dudes....wutdo?

>>728965030
Well shit. Guess it's back to ur hand

>>728954435
Now that's math I can get behind.

>>728965103
Hand is also horse hand :(. AmIoutofluck?

>>728965030
gay marry the horse dude, buy a stallion, have freaky threesomes, perfect the most convincing poker face in the universe for when people ask why you have an intact male horse with a giant penis

Thread isn't showing up on zoo, not sure if it needs to get approved or what. Here's the link.

mega (dot) nz/#!sH5zQbiQ!yEcBmEkUCg30600I4KAPTeYEBA59TYbffWMKbvi4YA4

>>728965394
"i suck horse dick for fun" *insert poker face*

am i doing it right?

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>>728949619
>women
>think

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>>728965585

fuck me I was in reply mode, it's there

>>728964488
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>>728965585
>>728965951
Is it pics or vids?

Could you upload a massive file of your best mare vids?

Test

>>728965707
I think I catch your drift.

>>728966201
HOLY FUCK YES!!!!

>>728956826
wtf is a 3 barrel girl

>>728966170
Horse cock pics and mare vids

If I get enough motivation to make a good mare pack, I'll post it in the thread over on 8/c/h zoo

>>728966348
>no horse cock pics
Cmon man you're breaking my balls

>>728964488
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_health

>>728966427
Meant videos

>>728962209
Fucking moar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iWY_Q3pqlI

>>728966427
I'll see what I can post over on 8/c/h not sure if they allow MP4s. I don't wanna take all the time to make another mega upload tho

>>728949811
Fuckin kek'd

>>728966704
Pretty sure they do

>>728948989
>Why do girls love horses?
who fuckin knows
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
never again

They are crazy good in bed because riding horses builds all the right muscles. Catch a horsewoman after a fast ride and they almost always want to fuck. If you show competence in dealing with a horse she needs to cool down after a hot ride, and take care of the crappy stuff without being asked, you coukd spend a good part of the rest of the day in penis heaven. Even better, if you know jack shit about horses, and you beg her to teach you, that mothering instinct opens worlds of perversion you would not believe.

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>>728966633
Fullhouse

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>>728966803
I think I might have put some horse cock vids in the zip now that I think about it... my short term memory is shot

Anyone have discord?

>>728965585
TFW mobile

>>728967039

>not even a list of horse disease
>extremely short at that
>most of those would make the animal violently ill/dead anyway
>the rest are vaccinated against

fuck off.

>>728952268
>tfw I like femdom
>tfw rich girls are usually arrogant
>tfw they're a perfect combo

I don't think my penis could handle being at one of those shows

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don't die thred pls

>>728968268
Know of any other sites other than 8ch

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>>728967814
>lick my boots, anon!
>now suck Domino's cock!

>>728968495
iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/

you could literally sit there for 3 days straight finding vids

>>728968964
Thanks man!

>>728968506
I'd swallow Domino every day, fuck your boot though

>>728948989
8989 nice, aesthetically pleasing

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>>728948989
When BBC is not enough - there's always horse dik.
How can you compete with THAT white boi?

>>728968964
Link broken?

*thinly veiled bestiality thread*

>>728949619
Human size dick

>>728969328
it 404s when a lot of people try to use it at once, try later after this thread is gone or in 10-15 minutes if you're impatient. it's the right link for sure

>>728950914
Is there a legit horsey reason for that? For instance, bulldogs need to be jerked off to reproduce. Something like that?

>>728969250
kek

>>728952268
No one else has mentioned the hotness factor of the lifestyle. Totally hot girls

>>728963920
SAUCE

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>>728969954
hehe niggers and horses are stealing your girls white boi, soon you'll extinct

>>728949619
Because a dog does it better than most men.

>>728970403
well yea human dicks DONT expand dong

>>728948989
You are always second to the horse. No thanks.

>>728949282
>Stay away from chicks. They are severely mentally ill.

fify

>>728970176
Next it'll be the fuxking dolphins and next aliens. The white race is doomed, which sucks because if that happens then there is no point in any human life, so hopefully the last white guy detonates all the nukes in the world