Hey bros, i need your advice. There is this really cute guy i

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>>728945149
You have a chance, go for it

>>728945149
Are you looking for a relationship or a fucking?

In the former you need to be forthcoming, tell the guy what you want and respect his decision on the matter.

If the latter, offer to suck his dick. You can try to work it in as a joke, but that only works because it's too awkward to acknowledge after the fact.

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>>728946144
on a scale of 1 to 100?

thing is i never told him i love him but we both know and i dont think he is gay so he might just want to talk so he can gently reject me :/

>>728945149
>seeking advice from b

>>728945149
>now that I have explored myself and found nothing else of value, I would like to take you up on your offer. Please don't be upset I kept you on retainer all this time like a pet fancy.

Your choice to date a bitch in spirit, OP

>>728946588
Kind of both but its more on the fucking-side to be honest. I just dont know how to offer something like that without it being super awkward. I mean imagine he is like "What the fuck?" i might just burry myself then

>>728946630
it is also incredibly likely that you're a safe space to explore his homophobia and dump without consequences. If he was going to let you down nicely he would have done it awhile ago.

"wait I'm not sure" relationships are shaky at best

>>728946901
Maybe he just wasnt sure what he wants, its not like i am a second choice for him or anything either i guess hes just shy

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You sound too cute to be led on--find a real man who will treat you right boy

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>>728946630
64 is a good number.

>>728947175
Would be pretty bold to accept a relationship with a guy who is in the closet without having relationship experience yourself isnt it?

>>728947266
>can I have advice
>disregards advice

Go get em fag

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>>728947793
Do you think thats high enough to make a move on him? How would you do it?

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>>728947621
This
Find someone who will touch your tail every day.

>>728947621
Bad Snuffles.

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>>728947621
These anon have a point tho.

I met my boyfriend/fiancee/husband on /b/. We are almost making 5years together and getting stronger, being faithful to one another.

>>728948368

He was out of the closet, while I... I was getting out. After I came out, we start dating. So don't push, let him come. If he hints, then make a move, slowly and precisely. Make it smooth.

Besides, do you know your role in that relationship? Dom/sub Top/bottom?

>>728948468
I'm sorry I'm not enough of a tail toucher for you baby

>>728948278
i just dont want to hear reasons why i shouldnt do it. Even if its the truth its much nicer to imagine what it could be like and i could maybe get the confidence to make the most out of it.
I know i am obnoxious but hey i am OP

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>>728948488
why do you scold me

im a good dog

>>728948727
Stop trying to rape the anons. That's my job.

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>>728948468
wishful thinking. Do you think these guys fall from the sky? Plus i like a bit of shyness i thinks its hot

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Guess this is gfur now

>>728948674
>I just want opinions that agree with mine

You're looking for a circle-jerk, not advice. Being OP doesn't make it classy to be an idiot

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Just go by the classic expression "If they cannot pat, they have to go back."

Or something like that.

Also "Gay is NOT okay" is a good one too.

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>>728948489
Hes more than a head smaller than me so i guess top but i think these roles arent chosen before you explore each other so ill guess its probably too early to think about that. Did you and your bf knew your roles before doing anything?

alaBORE

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>>728949128
OP started with cub image, soooo..

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I will bore u.

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>>728949378
well you can never be too sure

Tell him you want to touch dicks and cum in his mouth.

>>728949533
Matty is totes adorbs.

>>728949338
>it's whoever is taller right?

How old are you even??

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>>728948641
It's okay, I love you anyway.
>>728948956
shut the fuck up I wasn't talking to you.

>And in case you wondered, i am a dude.

Be a man, then: take it and rape the shitter parts.

You actually yearn for a cock up your crapper?

No guy I know wants this: you're gay.

Not same.

Zac.

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>he will never mention my name for absolutely no reason
Life has no purpose.

quickly everyone try to interpret the meaning behind his quote-less post

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>>728949993
Old enough to post here, hes just below average in height

owo

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>>728949338
I am 6'5" 245lbs, Fit, bear, beard, thick dick and all the other stuff.

He is 5'11" 160lbs, Petit, feminine, delicate and smooth.

It pretty much came out to us in the first glace.
But it doesn't apply to anyone. You can have a twink top and a bear bottom. or a Dom bottom and a Sub top! It all comes down to the energy of the couple. But it pretty much comes rather quickly. So, the question again, with your knowledge of you both, what are your roles?

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>as he makes one himself

>>728945149
>Had a crush on cute guy for two years
My advice is go to bed so you don't miss the bus tomorrow morning :^)

>>728945149
Stop being gay you fucking faggot

>>728950666
The devil has spoken

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>>728949888
no u

>>728950777
God has spoken

>>728950777
oh my fucking god there aren't enough people posting on /b/ to play these retarded games

>>728950777
Trips 2 times in a row too

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Edwin, pat my headfins.

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>>728950666
>>728950777
what did this shit mean?

Snuffles do you need some pats or something?

>>728951044
Trips, trips, dubs

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>>728950596
Guess the opposite then. I want to be his sub evem if i am a bit taller. Only problem is a lot of positions will probably not work this way

This is now a get thread, out the faggots

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>>728951073
I'm fine, but thank you for asking. If I'm grumpy is because my work life is sad and pathetic.

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whatever
I am going to go make dinner

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>>728951196
that's just your life in general

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>>728951196
How so?

>>728945149
please op, please do the right thing and kill yourself. faggot.

>>728950810
Nope, the trips have spoken. Matty is a totes adorb twinkboi with a bubblebutt and big, soft balls to fondle.

>>728951468
coming to a gfur thread and calling op a fag. ok

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Is this the guy?

>>728951715

is that steve jobs?

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>>728951583

>>728952151
Kawaiiiiiiiii

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>>728952245
hey bananaa

>>728952251
Ew.

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>>728951196
Are you still working out?

>>728952424
Hey bubblebuttcario

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>>728951126
Oh, darling, You will make it work, believe me!
Now now, just wait for him to open up. And PLEASE, shave and enema first!

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>>728952499
my bum is.. i dunno, i doubt its bubble butt.

wassup

>>728953157
fucking faggot

>>728953005
In my mind it is :p
MY DI- Just chilling, you?

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>>728953382
fun, i jerked off 3 times today so far.

>>728953707
Think my record would be 5, what fun day that was

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Someone smother me in snuggles or fucks.

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>>728953860
mine would be 8. before i could actually produce cum, so it was nice feeling and didnt hurt my balls.

>>728954070
It sure was nice when you didn't have a mess to clean up

>>728953707
And you didn't share any of them with Snarf...

>>728953984
No.

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>>728953984
snucks*

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>>728953984
Smother yourself.

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>>728954157
I mean, I enjoy licking my fingers clean every now and then, pretending it was someone's cum covered cock...

>>728954200
huh? did you want to jerk off with me?

there is so much dog dick in this thread.

this guy wants to fuck in a situation where no one will know. That seems like a red flag, but I'm straight so maybe it's only a yellow flag in gay?

Either way, you can get laid. The question is whether someone who would be this secretive about exploring things with you is someone worth getting involved with or not.

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>>728954290
Harder, daddy.

>>728954365
I should have smothered you when I had the chance.

>>728954369
We need to observe it. For science.

>>728954369
Now you've put an uninvited, yet welcome, image in my head...

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>>728954479
Then you would have lost potentially gaining twenty dollars.

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>>728954580
The number kept going down and now it might not even happen.

Smothers should have happened.

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>>728954714
Nah it was twenty five at the most.
Just tell me when you want me to buy you something on steam or whatever it is you throw money at nowadays. Or you could convert it to doggo bucks which could be spent later on other things.

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>>728954520
sorry, matty only gives lewd things to special people

>>728954550
too bad i can only pretend. wish i had a real thing to enjoy.

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>>728953984

>>728954873
And how I wish I had someone to enjoy my real thing

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>>728954833
What can doggo bucks get me?

>>728954879
*Smooch*

>>728954479
No.

>>728954873
Stop being a faggot and jack off on cam for us.

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>>728955006
I get to see you twice in one day, what luck.

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>>728955014

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>>728955006
I guess it would be considered more a ticket than a currency, as it functions like a ticket.

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>>728955089
I am hardly special enough for this to be a celebratory event.

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>>728955160
Can I redeem them for a bike?

>>728955122
No.

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>>728955002
hello darkness my old friend

>>728955014
noOoo i wanna hide under blankets

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>>728955230
You are just special enough for it to be a celebratory event.

>>728955295
I've come to masturbate again

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>>728955366
because a vision softly creeping, blew its seeds while i was sleeping

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>>728955361

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>>728955281
Why would you want a bike?

>>728955467
I don't know the rest. Fapfapfapfap

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>>728955477
I need to go finish making dinner though, so I'll go away and see you in a week when the next thread is made.

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>>728955532
and the liquid that was planted in my rear still seeps out, within the sounds of gay porn

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>>728955484
Not a real bike, but I'll ride what I get like one.

>>728955585
So long.

>>728955295
Faggot!

>>728955281
I'll ride your bike.

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>>728955655
If I set my expectations for a week, if sooner occurs I have more reason to celebrate.

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>>728955655
If you understood the first part I would not have had to experience that terrible set-up.
What is the functional purpose of a ticket?

>>728955644
Fapfap something, Matty's booty, fapfapfapfapfap

>>728955761
No.

>>728955777
I'll try for a month.

>>728955856
I could not say.

>>728955972
No.

>>728945149
Go for it OP. Anguish is realizing what could have been but never was.

squash please, don't get tickets get an all access bracelet.

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>>728955761
i am, i am easily spooked

>>728955880
i wish people werent so interested in my booty

>>728946947
>deeper relationship

That only means one thing OP, 5-7 inches deeper

>>728956195
Oh... Katten's booty, fapfapfap

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>>728956274
is katten's booty good?

>>728956195
You won't post dick, is why.

>>728956415
I can always fantasize

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>>728956415
we'll need you to post butt so we can compare

oh ya you getting some dick

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>>728956486
bcus anons arent special

>>728956520
same.. :(

>>728956572

>>728956794
Sniff

>>728952658
enema not necessary, just no dairy for 3 days

shave or use veet

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>>728956925
Gross

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>>728956794
5head

New thread when?

>>728956887
i crie erytim

>>728957030
???

>>728957104
tomorrow, its over

>>728957144
;~~~~~~~;

I say this as a gay male... what the fuck, /b/? This is the first time in about 6 years I've been on here and I'm truly disappointed at the lack of gtfo faggot replies, you bunch of fucking fags.

>>728945149
Don't force a label onto what you're doing and go with what feels enjoyable. You'll both have fun either way.

>>728957286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs

>>728957543
Totally thought this was the sex offender shuffle hovering over embed

>>728955145
New thread!

>>728957756
fuck off

>>728957543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfzzYdcYOd4&index=9&list=LLcIfOaMe5AKYj2Y_x80Zg3A

>>728957852
What's the matter darling? Stressed out after a day of work? :3

>>728957976