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I'm from India, ask me anything.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm from India, ask me anything.
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>>728937688
ever pooped in the street?
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>>728937752
once on top of a highrise, but not in the streets, no
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>>728937752
would love to try though, sounds liberating
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Why do your people have that dirty shit brown tint of skin? Do you realize how ugly you motherfuckers are?
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>>728937901
I do, but what can we do, just born that way by random chance...
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Keep your token indios out my TV shows.
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>>728938043
I hate very few things more than those guys, only if they were good fuckin actors, which they rarely are
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>>728937966
Have selective breeding. Seriously over 1 bil population and 95% of you are ugly fucks.
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>>728937688
What's the deal with domestic servants in your country? Can you fuck them or what?
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>>728938191
We can if we want to, but they're usually not that hot..
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Why don't you guys belive in proper sewage disposal?
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>>728938149
For some reason, the ugliest among us like to breed the most..
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>>728938309
we do, we just don't have the money to get it done
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>>728937688
why does your country tolerate all the bullshit muslims pull
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>>728938470
we don't tolerate those fucks, our border is one of the most formidable ones in the world, and we retaliate with full force every time.
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>>728937688
Why do your people think bathing in the Ganges is a good idea?
>so much shit in the river it causes a fecal bloom in the Indian Ocean so big they can see it from the ISS
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op post face
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Why do you guys have fucked up teef? Almost as bad as the British
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>>728938589
ahh, these are the religious nuts, they think is water is divine and would clean their souls, dumb fucks
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>>728937688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX0v83qSSSo
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>>728938588
im talking within your own country, you got 110 million of them and they're always up to some bullshit
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>>728937688
What would you rather do, eat a snot sandwich or suck a Paki dick?
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>>728937688
Do you work in a call center?
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>>728938265
Maybe to YOU they're not hot. I would love to assfuck a big brown auntie. You think any aunties in the 40's would enjoy being assfucked by their white owner?
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>>728938779
yeah i know, but we're trying our best to fight them, but sometimes those bastards just get away with shit, like they do in france, germany, uk, us
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>>728938718
why is there so much poop and dead babies there to begin with
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>>728938854
engineer
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>>728937688
Right, so I installed an update and now my PC does this weird noises. Any idea why?
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>>728938850
i would cut off paki dicks
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>>728938670
(they were a Brit Bong colony but you knew that right?)
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>>728938865
now i think i'm gay
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>>728937688
Nice dubs. Why is incest and rape so popular there?
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>>728938988
it's probably because you have schizophrenia
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>>728939106
it's not popular, per se, just prevalent, because the country is poor as fuck, so they have a hard time controlling it
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Why do you lowtier sandniggers build high rise fucked up looking skyscraper homes in the middle of slums? Are your richfaggs really that retarded?
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>>728938988
Did you delete System 32?
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>>728939248
yes, yes, they are...unaware of thei surroundings
sandnigger? we dont have lot of sand here, i dont think
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>>728939046
kek
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>>728938984
Call center engineer. Got it. Now aren't you supposed to ask me if you answered all my questions and provided me with excellent customer service today?
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>>728939441
the fuck are these dudes?
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>>728938865
Are you high?! Not OP but am also Indian. Indian women throw themselves at white guys (assuming you're somewhat good looking).

You don't even need to go to India or get a maid for that, if you're in the states or uk, literally just go start flirting with a milf aged Indian woman. That kind of attention from a decent looking white guy and she'll be begging for your dick. (Again, you have to be somewhat good looking. It's a very sharp edge for white guys. If you're blow average, there's literally no chance of having a fuck buddy relationship with them. On the other hand, if your even slightly above average looking and give them the time of day, they'll be all over you). Just make sure you make it really clear what you're after as they aren't used to being openly approached by guys.
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>>728939457
funny thing is, i actually do work for a company that runs call centres, though i dont do the calls
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>>728937688
how old are you?
also what's it like to be gay there
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go to war with pakistan or china or both?
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>>728939573
What area code are you in?
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Kidhr se hai bhenchod?
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>>728939711
i'm 24, and i'm not actually gay, it was when i saw that ass up there that made me question my sexuality
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>>728939724
with china it's hard, but with pak we can do it
but those fuckers have a first strike nuclear policy, so a full blown war may lead to mutually assured annihilation
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>>728939573
what's the company's phone number
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Why doesn't your country sort out its toxic rivers?
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>>728939781
22
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>>728939813
mumbai, matherchod
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>>728939819
no like generally what would it be like to be gay there
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>>728939957
dumbasses keep shitting in those mofuckers lmao what the fuck can we do?
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>>728940042
probably not a good idea, better in the cities and shit, but anywhere else, it's bad news, people DO NOT like that shit here
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>>728939989
Tu wohi gandu nhi hai na Jo pehle mila tha muje?
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>>728940248
nhi wo koi aur hoga
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>>728940177
>>728938922
>>728938588
>>728937966
>>728937688
your dubs are on fire
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My country sends your government £200m a year in aid and they spend it on military and a space programme. Over 300 million Indians live in poverty. Why doesn't the Indian government have their priorities straight?
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>>728940177
is it easy to kill a gay guy and get away with it
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>>728940330
Mumbai mein kidhr? Mein andheri se hun
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>>728939553
This is good to know. I just have the housemaid fantasy because I want to slap her around sometimes and treat her like a housewhore
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>>728940092
For starters, you could have copper lookouts arresting the dumb fucks that shit in those rivers.
or you could get water treatment facilities up and running.
India can't be that poor that it cant afford water treatment facilities, that country used to be loaded with cash.
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>>728940483
Because those paki terrorists and Chinese assholes can't mind their own shit
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>>728937688
post face
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>>728937688
Fuck you curry fucking, designated shitting streets pajeets. Eat shit you fucking vermin, I hate you smelly godamned Indian scum.
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Was India better when it was part of the British empire than it is today?
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>>728937688
do you use goats as transportation?
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>>728937688
Why are Indians so obsessed with being white? In skin colours and language (English)?
You sell creams with toxins to bleach skin, celebrities who endorse such products then same people tell you yo be yourself.
Ya'll just a big bunch of hypocrites.
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>>728937688
Does India have any issues that you don't consider to be the fault of "Britishers" or Muslims?
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>>728941125
Not for Indians, no..
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>>728941274
I thought you guys would kill me if I am not white enough..
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why are indians so damn cheap?
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>>728941299
Religious assholes denying the progress to preserve their so called shitty cultural values
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>20 posters

OP is sure love samefagging
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>>728941578
Depends on where you buy them from and what quality you want. In my personal experience Vietnamese slaves are the cheapest
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What do you think of schools like the Self Realization Fellowship, Yogoda Sat Sanga (or gurus like Yogananda in general?) are they seen as cults?
Is kriya yoga popular?
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>>728941772
no not slaves you dickhead, as consumers, i work in sales and every time i see an indian they want everything cheap, even when things are on sale they have the nerve to ask for a discount, even when shits free, they still wanna find a way to get it cheaper.
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>>728938363
Cause you do. You have a fucking space programme
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>>728941806
Not sure about OP but being an Agnostic /atheist Indian I've never heard of them and I try to call on their bullshit whenever I can but yeah they have a cult following here and most of the followers are violent and crimes with religious motives are not punished heavily here so I try to keep a distance
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>>728941624
>I sure am a massive faggot
ftfy
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>>728942383
SRF is most certainly not a violent religious sect.
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>>728942013
I know I was just joking, it's just that they have been bought up with that mentality and but things are changing the new young generation is different and fighting for a change standing up for their beliefs, so as far as you don't meet any old generation people you should be fine
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>>728942566
Just read about it, sounds like a good guy trying to do good for the world but then his followers mess everything up.. So like every religion ever
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>>728943137
Bullshit. Most religions probably started when their founders realised it was a great scam for wealth, power and pussy.
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>>728943863
Then why haven't you started a religion?
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>>728944019
Snap
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>>728943863
What are your thoughts on jainism then?
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>>728944019
Because not everyone that starts a religion is successful. You need charisma and a credulous audience. I have none of the former (I'm on 4chan) and the latter is increasingly difficult to find these days.
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>>728944323
MOST you fucking retard. Obviously some were started by people who had good intentions and/or genuinely believed what they preached.
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>>728944362
So you're autistic, Okay..
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Why is there an anus on your flag?
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>>728944019
As soon as you try they call you a cult and go all ruby ridge on your ass.
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>>728937688
Why is it ok for people to shit in the road but not kiss or hold hands?
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Are you a Gnostic atheist, an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist? You sure like to bash religious nuts.
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>>728945264
I don't believe in God but I am not that ignorant to deny the possibility of there being a superior life form who might have created us but I wouldn't worship them if they actually do exist
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>>728945932
spatters misdiagnose bawling representation's
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>>728945932
Fichte replies: Cristina retreated mugger's contemplatives
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>>728945932
Furious fat fabulous fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
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Why do you shit in the street ?
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>>728939989
Teri ma ko lun deh sakta ho?
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Where is fuck?
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>>728940718
Gandu. For starters fuck off from kashmir. Cant wait until your retarded spy gets his head chopped off in Pakistan. Save him if you can you cuck.
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>>728942032
Calling that a space program...
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>>728947494
Not in the street but near it. Mostly people shit in open grass areas.
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>>728939457
Kek
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>>728940483
He speek da tru tru
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>>728937688
Holy cow
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