Why can't atheists define atheism? They literally can't

define my erection

I can define atheism

Atheism - noun - see hypocrite

>>728914852
That girl is the definition of autism.

>>728914912
Penis in aroused state.

>>728914852

Lol this shit still gets posted

Atheism:
The belief in no god
Typically practiced by pre-pubescent 12 year olds to """rebel""" against their religious families.

>>728914852
Shills posting this paid for by American Family Association.

nigger

Put my bepis in my ass fagboy

Atheism has been officially recognised as a form of mental illness by scientists.

>>728914852
Why can't you go a whole hour without making this thread?

>>728916413
Athiesm must be defined

I wish I can see the person behind these dumb threads

>>728916492
It has been defined ad nauseam.
This shit is just a propaganda tool to reinforce the idea that atheism is impossible. Probably paid for by American Family Association.

>>728914852
I wanna kick that kid down the stairs.

>>728916793
Who is that kid? Is it another one of those "brave " kids that don't know that their body parts define their gender?

>>728916900
It's the girl from The NeverEnding Story movie.

>>728917010
Oh. Never seen it

>>728914852
go fuck your mom, jesus

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>2088
Why can't cyberpunks define cyberpunk?

They literally can't

>>728914852
Confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance. People feel a certain way and latch onto words they don't always understand to help signal to other people how they feel and they often attribute other aspects to those words even if they don't actually fit.

The question was "Why can't atheists define atheism?" not "What is the definition of atheism"

>>728917271
Hence why it is propaganda. Some kind of NLP shit.

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@728915896

Yeah, but what is a god?

That definition is useless because atheists can't define god.

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I'm glad that atheists have defined atheism and I have no reason to make this thread every day.

>>728914852
That's great op. You know they cant. You can stop making these threads now.

Define defining.

>>728917515
>Lrn2quote.

>>728914852

Creationists can't define God.

They don't know what they want it to be?

>>728917697
The description or describing something that need to be described by definition

Why can't black people define racism ?

>>728917909
We need to undefine definition.

Stop posting anytime

ITT: religiousfags can't handle atheist cunts so they use circular arguments to make it seem like the atheist cunts don't understand their own beliefs

While it is true that there are edgy 12 year olds that claim they are atheist even though they don't know what it really means, there are also people who simply don't buy into the whole sky daddy thing. And they have been called atheists. And they don't make these fucking threads every single day.

>>728918088
Found the edgy 13 y/o

>>728918152
>saying fuck is edgy
Well fuck me

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@728918088

Would you define yourself as an atheist?

>>728918318
By the dictionary's definition, I am one. I wouldn't slap the label on myself for attention, but by definition, I am one. Though it might be more appropriate to call myself an agnostic.

atheists are angry miserable people, anon. they feel lied to about the bible, not understanding the symbolism, and rebel against authority. there's a chip on their shoulder that only god can remove. but they can't because atheists refuse to alter their definition of god beyond magical sky daddy

Why cant lovers define love?

Why cant artists define beauty?

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@728918513

Well since you call yourself an atheist, surely you can explain what atheism is?

Why can't atheism defeat atheists??????!!!

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>>728914852

I don't have imaginary friends

Atheism wouldn't exist without God.

>>728918646
It's the lack of belief of a god or deity. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

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>>728914852

We don't believe your book of fairy stories.

>>728918823
nice try using the dictionary definition, faggot
and feminists are all about equality
unbiased outside observers know full well that atheists are zealously dogmatic in their BELIEFS

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@728918823

And what is a deity? I'm just trying to grasp what it is precisely that you deny the existence of.

Why can't retards who struggle altho they pray to their god everyday, do as their pastor say, live the way the holy book says, live their lives the way the want and leave people live theirs? Oh yeah they need to keep doing this retarded bs to feel better because they aren't living anymore, just buying the whole nice picture of a non existant eternal life.

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@728918792

Define "God"

>>728918988
>>728918950
>@
gtfo, now, faggot

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>>728914852

pls stop, no one cares

>>728918988
A children's creation to avoid the feeling of loneliness.

>>728917103
it's actually pretty decent. the sequel (which was supposed to be the second half of the book) is fucking terrible though.

>>728918938
>it's a dictionary definition because I used the appropriate words to describe it

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>>728914852
because i dont know, it's mayby completely stupid
to have a concept for people who dont believe in something
<< i dont believe unicorn exist
<<So i'm an a-unicornist (sry for this ugly word ^^ hope that make sense)
<< Do i need to tell everyone?
<<is that , that important?

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@728919194

That's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You've defined "God" as "something that doesn't exist."

Do you realize now why people think you're retarded?

>>728918950
It means the same thing as god (or goddess). It was added in case someone like you who likes to ask what the definition of God is didn't understand the word.

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>>728914852
its the neverending shitpost thread

>>728919338
>see apt comparison to feminism

>>728914852
What is this image from? I have seen this girl in every atheism thread and have yet to see this video

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Who give a shit? You're wasting your time.

>>728918938
Are you fucking retarded? You literally just defined militant atheism.

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@728919459
>It means the same thing as god (or goddess)

And what does god mean?

You're going in circles now.

>>728919708
so you admit that atheism is a dogmatic belief system. checkmate atheists

>>728916411
0/10

>>728919614
never ending story

>>728919737
>@

>>728919764
Poor trolling attempt. You omitted the word "militant".

>>728919433
And everyone on this board KNOWS your retarded because you can't properly respond to a post
>I thought this thread died a year ago

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>>728919614
she's the all time prime underage poon, anon

>>728919737
You're a Christian, right? What do they teach you that God is? That's what I was taught that God is. I just don't believe he exists.

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>>728916681
So fucking true it hurts

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@728919948

You still haven't told me what a god is.

>hurr I don't believe in this entire category
>but I won't define the category except by saying that it doesn't exist

ITT: a stupid person annoys everyone by arguing with them until they leave the thread, making them think that they won the "argument", when they're really just preventing an extra trap thread from existing.

>>728920077
see:
>sky daddy (refusal to alter definition)
>>728918525

>>728920214
I was taught that God is an omnipotent/omniscient being.

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@728920077

It doesn't seem like not being Christian makes you an atheist. There are plenty of Hindus that don't call themselves atheists.

Since you're saying that you're an atheist, I'm just asking you to tell me what an atheist is.

>>728918525
So not believing in a being that has been mentioned since 2600 years ago makes you angry and miserable? There's people out there suffering, kids getting raped, families starving, animals dying and you think your christian god is cherrypicky because he helped you to find your car's keys? Get the fuck out of here, learn to live in the reality instead of being in a "Muh god will protect me nothing's wrong"

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@728920369

There were many Greek gods. None of them were either omnipotent or omniscient.

Yet as an atheist "doesn't believe in gods," your definition of god as an atheist must include the Greek gods as well.

Want to try again?

>>728919433
Hows something a children imagines a "self-fulfilling prophecy"? And for the children it exist so... you believe in god, i don't that's all there is really.

theism = religion
prefix a- = without

Without religion.

I know you Christfags are dumb but do you expect me to believe you don't understand this?

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@728920651

Clearly you don't understand. I'm not surprised, but I'll use the same greentext I used above.

>hurr I don't believe in this entire category
>but I won't define the category except by saying that it doesn't exist

Do you see why nobody takes you seriously?

>>728920214
I'll answer the question for him. A good is something you put all your beliefs in, hoping that someday when you die he/she will make all your dreams come true and give you the eternal life that most human beings want. A God could be anything from an imaginary friend to the Christian God. It doesn't matter either way as long as you have your "god" to back you up. Depending on how you look at it "god" could be the same as "luck"

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@728920803

What is religion?

>>728920392

There's no such thing as Hinduism.

You'd know that if you'd studied anything other than your Vacation Bible School pamphlets.

>>728915442
A penis cannot be aroused.

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@728920870

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinduism

>>728920952

Typical westerner.

You've never been to India. Nowhere in the Vedas is the term "hinduism" ever used. It's bullshit created by the British who couldn't wrap their heads around the thousands of religious sects in India.

Shove your babby's wikipedia up your ass.

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@728920819

Ares had nothing to do with the afterlife

>>728920804
Oh so now we all must fit into categories because you say so? C'mon anon don't come with that shit, you can believe in the teletubies for all i care, but it's clear that you have doubts yourself about what you believe...

I don't believe in any gods, so I'm an atheist nothing more to it

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@728921089

>hurr the lack of a single Hindu canon somehow invalidates every single one of the beliefs it encompasses

You're a special kind of dumb. But you're an atheist, so I'm not surprised.

>>728914852
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@728921285

>Oh so now we all must fit into categories because you say so?

You don't have to. But by calling yourself an atheist you put yourself into a category. I'm just asking you to tell me what that category means.

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>>728921409
Can you tell me when did i call myself an atheist?, i said i don't believe in god, does that make me an atheist by default in your tiny little brain?

>>728921298
All cynicism aside, what makes you so sure there is a God. I'm genuinely curious.

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@728921674

>i don't believe in god

Which god?

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@728921680

I don't think I ever said I was.

>>728921409
Not that anon but that category for me means that you may or may not have your own beliefs but you faggoty religion pushers won't leave us alone. You aren't doing God's work for him (if he exists) you are just being pushy and pissing people off

>>728921819
Why can't you reply properly? Stop with the @ shit.

>>728921819
Fair enough. I was just curious most Christian followers have a "testament" that they hold as proof of gods existence. I find it interesting to know what inspires faith. Not particularly religious myself but I think understanding ideologies is important.

>>728914852
RELPIEZ GUARNATEED

>>728918513
Agnostic Atheist or Agnostic Theist?

>>728921770
What is a god, can you define god?

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@728922551

That's what I'm asking you, you're the one saying you don't believe in them.

>>728922668

>@

>>728922668
@7... Kek newfag

>>728922747
>>728922740
newfags
he's avoiding giving you (You)s
>>728922668
how old is this slut?

>>728922668
You see the number on the top of each post? Click on that please.

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>>728914852
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concep

Proud Christian here, but I take a lot of inspiration from Sikh teachings. I regularly attend my local temple with my Christian brothers and sisters, and at least twice a month I'll wear my turban around town. I don't know what I define myself as, but religion isn't about definition it's about belief in your heart and soul of a greater being and that can't always be translated into words. Thanks x

>>728922668
You've been asking that to everyone but do you have a dedinition for that? I mean to me there's no need to define the meaning of "god" because i do not believe in it, but if i am to argue i need to have insight on what this word means, and since you seem to hate dictionaries i am for your personal definition.

>>728914852
The lack of belief in any kind of higher all powerful being that created and or rules over all.
Fucking end this shit already.

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@728923180

>there's no need to define the meaning of "god" because i do not believe in it

How do you know you don't believe in it if you don't know what it is?

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@728923184
>higher all powerful being that created and or rules over all

The greek god Ares didn't create anything and certainly didn't rule over everything.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but atheists don't generally believe in Ares, do they?

>>728923300
>Avoiding my question
As i said before you seem to hate the definition given by dictionaries, that's what i need your personal definition because i know that a god is the creator of the universe for some people or a superhuman for others, and i do not believe in either of those as figures i should look up to.

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@728924056

What I think is irrelevant. I'm just pointing out the fallacies in your thought.

So you think a god is anything that either created the universe or is superhuman?

>>728917103
It's from the scene in the movie where she begs the reader of the book to give her a name, hence the whole atheist can't define atheism shitposting

>>728914852

And now for a musical interlude

The Childlike Princess with her one single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjmcbicRyIg

She quite acting and singing soon after because 40 year on 4chaners (before 4chan) kept calling and coming to her house

>>728922989
So you are admitting to cultural inappropriation? Without god those teachings wouldn't be in place. That must mean there is a god and if there is, you're going to hell son. Jesus made all of his sins then died for them and that's what christians worship. That's why atheism makes sense. 2017 and still believing in god, lmao ok there's more chance of Tupac still being alive.

>>728924528
It would be irrelevant if i wasn't trying to have a conversation with you, but since i am is relevant because a debate needs 2 sides to expose it's arguments, and fallacies? You sure know a lot about them since you've been using them all this time, and to answer your question i don't believe the universe was created nor in superhuman beings.

>>728914852
there are books other than bibles. try a dictionary. the A's are at the front so shouldn't take you too long to find the definition......faggot

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@728925068

A tiger is faster than humans and can see in the dark. In those respects it is "superhuman."

Do you not believe in tigers?

>>728914852

I don't understand this meme. Can someone explain?

>>728925581
i can almost feel the stupid coming off of you. can you see a tiger....yes. can we observe its abilities....yes. can we see god....nope. well fuck

>>728925581
>A tiger has nothing to do with a human, therefore not a "superhuman"
Cmon you called me for using fallacies and here you ate with one?