What have you done to benefit this planet /b/? Well?

I pay my taxes.

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>>728913801
?lleW

?/b/ tenalp siht tifeneb ot uoy evah tahW

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>>728913801
did a poo play on broadway CIA intel coin laundry

>>728913801
people pay me to draw porn

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Vegan for the past 9 months.

>>728914351
What kind?

>>728915781
Looks fuckin good

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>>728913801
I procreated and brought forth more wonderful people such as myself.

>>728914271
Kek

I've raised about £5k for various charities and saved a cat's life. Aside from that I... fuck, I've not really done anything.

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>>728913801
I eat meat which keeps wildlife populations in check

R E A L L Y ?
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>>728914351

>>728915781

GOOD FOR YOU!

If only more people were as brave as you, the world would be a better place.

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>>728913801
I litter and am otherwise wasteful ensuring jobs for unskilled morons like you OP

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>>728916278
Don't make me angry, bud.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

>>728913801
I'm a fucking white male!

>>728916448
Are you christian too?

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>>728913801
I watch copious amounts of porn ensuring job for teenage drug users

>>728916448
You're fuckin' old. OLD! Old white baby boomer!

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>>728916448

Saved a few people from drowning, going through school to be a paramedic.

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>>728913801
I raise monarch butterflies in the summer to help their dwindling population.

>>728917104
You've already saved a FEW people? Where do you live nigga?

I drowned a paramedic once. Maybe that wasn't such a good thing.

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I volunteer and spend that time collecting and transporting food for the local food shelves. Sometimes I fill in for people during emergencies at the local homeless shelter.

MFW when I have to fill for someone at the homeless shelter.

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>>728917348

I donate blood regularly.

I have aborted tens of thousands of children.

>>728913801
Fuck all.

>>728913801
Didn't vote for Hillary

>>728918161
She would have dragged us straight into war.

>>728917485
What? The homeless people have screamed at me many times. I'm literally just there to keep the books and stock supplies, man.

~nothing to say the truth

>>728913801

Ask not what I did for the planet. Ask what the planet did for me...

>>728918370
Top kek

>>728917249
I lifeguard at a waterpark during the summer, so it's my job. Mostly just kids who go too far in the wavepool

>>728918515
Ask not what your planet can do for you... ask what YOU can do for your planet!

>>728917316
Elaborate

>>728918627
Hats off to you then.

Ever had the pleasure of retrieving a waterlogged corpse from the bottom of a pool yet?

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Fucking nothing m8


Pic related its me

>>728918231
>trump playing with china and nkorea
>trump attacking syria (they did not attack us, world policing is UN job)
>trump in weird attack-friend relationship with putin
>trump trying to remove healthcare and destroy internet privacy
>trump can't get what he wants? change the rules. Hello supreme court
Trump NOT dragging us into war? The real question is will the foreign war or civil war start first.

>>728918528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJSRP7cZVo

>>728913801
Planted trees, terraformed, saved a ton of animals over the years and at least one human. Plus I make a really good burger.

>>728913801
I volunteered at the Greater Chicago Food Depository and am currently making promo videos for their organization.

>>728915781
Well done anon don't eat meat and become weak
Then when you get into an altercation with a non vegan he will beat your ass
Don't tell me that you drive a car because most plastics uses meat products in their production
In fact I'd guess that 99.9 % percent of your daily activities puts you in direct contact with meat in some way or another

>>728918740
Dead animals that fall in the water overnight. We try and spot people before they get to that point though

Research into wound adhesing medicine carrying compounds.

>>728916448
What are you fucking ?

>>728918822
Nothing gets by you, Mr. Sagan.

>>728917133
I sit in the garden in the summertime seating butterfly's with an electric fly swat

I unloaded into a tight Asian think last night. Doing my part to control population growth.

>>728919140
*twink

>>728918370
The homeless scream and threaten me all the time. I keep calling the police on them for dumping, drugging, and stealing.
One is especially angry and afraid of me because I burned all his trash... when I woke up and found him camping in my back yard.

I've helped the world by offering to my local government and congressman an internment camp plan to deal with the homeless. I should probably hire a lobbyist to get it moving.

"I volunteered and I planted trees and I sucked cock fucking cocksuckcocksuckcocksuckcock"

>>728919153
I thought it was meant to be chink

>>728918819
You are a hero, people should look up to you, and I fucking love you.

I'm not a libtard

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>>728913801
>>728914271
Don't know why I burst out laughing

>>728919383
You're just a retard.

>>728913801
Wrote some open source software, working on a project right now.

Procreate

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Shoop girls to my friends, make ambient music for YouTube, don't criticize feminism, nor niggers, rescued 2 cats.
And this is me in FaceApp.

>>728918870
Vegan =/= weak. I've been lifting for the past 3 years and I calculate everything I eat.

I make and organize various meats

I never paid taxes. Worked 25 years. Didn't pay a dime. Now I'm disabled and get food and a check from the feds.

I did my part to bleed the beast. How about you?

>>728918870

Not that guy.
By not eating meat and using 20% less animals in products is beter then 0%.
You don't need to go the full 100% to do some good.

>>728919831
Your brain is too crippled from malnutrition to perform calculations. How are you even typing?

I was a lifeguard for a long time and saved a good many people mostly kids from drowning amd other health emergencies never had to do cpr tho

half the things humans have done to "benefit this planet" has led to the depression of the human race and a social construct that rewards people who were born into rich families and punishes those born into poor/middle families

>>728920712
Found the Marxist

paid taxes, not had kids

>>728913801
i dont fuck niggers

>>728918853
You are awesome! I am trying to figure out how I can work locally to do the same :)

>>728920782
Anarcho Primitist

>>728921393
primitivist

>>728918824
What

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>>728913801
I was the congressional staffer that is responsible for passing the piece of legislation that authorized the restoration of the everglades.

>>728919125
I don't like you sir.

>>728919125
the fact that you used an apostrophe on a plural -s makes me actually believe you are subhuman enough to kill butterflies with an electret fly swatter.

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>>728921322
God's work anon