Who would win /b/? >in the Octagon >UFC rules >5 rounds

Kim Jong. Let's face it. Trump is that rich kid who talks a lot of shit but has never actually had to get physical. He's never seen hardship, he's so completely enveloped in being rich that he'd fall apart if he had to rely on anything but his money

Kim Jong at least hangs with his military literally every day. He sees some shit, he sees the torture, he's around his soldiers/armed forces.

He's still a fat fuck but, he at least has some background

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>>728912660
Agree. Kim Jong Bigmac wins.

Kim, because of the power of rice!

>>728912660
This, and because Kim is 33 while Trump is 70.

>>728912660
Yeah, plus he has youth on his side. Kim may be obese, but Trump is *old* and obese. And like most bullies, one solid punch in the face will make him crumble.

Grorious reader win

>>728912660
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>>728913000
Manlets...

>>728913063
The fuck are you on about? Kim is a faggot but he'd obviously win.

>>728912482
Trump has the power and weight advantage. Kim has youth on his side, but has a fucking terrible case of the gout. Both are severely out of shape.

Short version: Trump would win... barely. With two ruptured testicles.

>>728913063
Yep, your fat old fuck who ran from war is going to beat someone half his age and weight.

>>728913333
What power advantage? The heaviest thing the Cheeto-in-Chief has ever lifted is a golf club.

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>>728913333
>The Power
What power?

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>>728913333
>two ruptures testicles

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>>728913063
>He mad because his president is a old fat bitch.

>>728912482
Trump is yuge and he never miss a fight, we can asume that he has learned some moves.
I dont know anything about kim tou.
Cant trust jew media.

>>728912482
kim wins obviously, trump is like 2000 years old, he'd break a hip just trying to run

>>728914532
So cute, what kind od dogo is this?

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scottish terrier

>>728912482
Kim is young, Donny T would probably have a heart attack.

why bunnehs mods? this is hardly even political. I know you're trying to deter political discussion with bunnhes and koreans, but this is fun!

>>728912482
Trump would whoop his ass. Trump is 6'3". Kim is like what, 4'11"?

Plus the trumpester has a WWE wrestling background.

John cena will come in at the last second.

>>728912660
I came in here to make this exact argument. I also feel like Kim would snap and cross the "I need to murder this man" line way before trump would.

Trump would walk into the cage and fire KJU, winning the match by TKO.

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>>728912482
Of course supreme leader would win. He kills dragons and rides unicorns.

Are you fucking stupid?

Are there any video of this?
I want to see this little rat thing in motion

so kawaii desu
^-^

>>728912482
Tough call.
>Both spoiled man-babies who lead their respective countries.
>Age is a huge advantage for Kim.
>Height and weight is a huge advantage for Trump.
>Doubt either of them have ever been in a fight.
>Trump has at least raped a few people (his ex-wife and that 13-year-old) and maintains the upper body strength necessary to play golf.
I'm going Trump, but there's a 30% chance he breaks a hip the first time they go to the ground and Kim wins by default.

Kim definitly beats trump up in every round but loses the fight because trump bribes the officials