>>How do we solve global warming?

>>728892283
big ice cubes

Move our orbit out past mars

>>728892283
What are you speaking about ?

kill everyone

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>>728892283

Somebody has to pay Donald Trump a lot of money in the name of science. So far, basically every nation is in favor of finding a solution, and the only thing holding THE ENTIRE EARTH back is the Coca Cola/McDonalds USA.

The only language Donald Trump speaks is bribery.

SOME RICH SCIENTIST PLEASE BRIBE DONALD TRUMP IT'S THE ONLY HOPE WE FUCKING HAVE.

>>728892367
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>>728892283
How can we solve something that doesn't exist?

>>728892770

Pay attention in school please.

>>728892283
burn all niggers

>>728892803
Doesn't exist. Where's the proof?

>>728892863

kek

please pay attention in school.

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>>728892283
How bad is global warming anyway? One of my smarty pants friends basically said that "we have about 30ish years until plants start dying but at that point it affects profits and then fat cats actually fix it by then".

eat less meat

>>728892283
Overpopulation is the cause my friend but nobody in the media dare say it as it would piss of the Kikes, Mudslimes and Catholics too much.

China had the right idea with the 1 child per couple rule but capitalism fucked that up good and proppa.

Everyone harks on about a "carbon footprint" and yes, reducing an individual's footprint is a great idea, but when there are a few extra million footprints born every year, it's not going to solve the issue.

>>728892999

Yeah d00d smart ppl r dumb

smart iz a sinonim for dumb basic,ly

>>728892283
>>>How do we solve global warming?

Nuclear winter

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kill all the humans.

It's a natural phenomenon, you don't solve it you live with it!

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>>728892863
you obviously don't live in Australia.

>>728893077
>China had the right idea

> China's population: 3.3 billion

you want to rethink that post?

>>728892894
You keep saying pay attention but where your proof? Just because some person says holes are being formed in the atmosphere due to nonexistent pollution you'll believe it? I bet you think greenhouse gasses are real too.

>>728892283
Supranational institution that collects emission taxes on everyone and uses the money to invest in technology and efforts to clean up already existing issues.

everybody open their fridges in a glorious attempt to coll down motger earth

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>>728892283
The same way we solve the tooth fairy and monsters under our bed.

>>728893292
Thats why they were trying to fix the problem but as soon as the country was dragged into capitalism it had to abolish that rule. It's why i used the past tense.

>>728893404
cool down mother earth

>>728892600
>Every other 1st world country: Globalism is good! Take in as many 3rd world Muslims as you can! Multiculturalism is awesome! We're enlightened & shit, better get onboard w this global warming party too stupid Americans!

Yeah, no.

>>728892283
Doctor of ecology here: The only solution to stop global warming is really a question of polar osmose distribution. You see, while we are suffering from a rising average unit of kilowatt / square kilometer, there is only one way to reverse the solution.

Every house, every car, every air conditioned unit should be working full blast, 24/7, with all windows open. For about 3 years

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>>728892863
Here's some of the science. These are scientific peer-reviewed articles from the top 3 general science journals in the world (check google scholar metrics if you doubt it) This took literally five minutes to find.

http://science.sciencemag.org/content/289/5477/270
http://advances.sciencemag.org/content/2/11/e1501923.full
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/302/5651/1719
science.sciencemag.org/content/354/6313/aaf7671
science.sciencemag.org/content/354/6311/465
science.sciencemag.org/content/352/6293/1517
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v6/n2/full/nclimate2876.html
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v536/n7617/full/nature19082.html
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v3/n3/full/nclimate1784.html
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v3/n10/full/nclimate1963.html
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v4/n11/full/nclimate2397.html
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v6/n11/full/nclimate3110.html
http://www.pnas.org/content/106/38/16120.abstract?sid=e88a32fa-d470-486d-92ea-97bf18db30c9
http://www.pnas.org/content/97/4/1406.abstract?sid=39886508-9022-4ac9-a270-9bb8f2c84dac
http://www.pnas.org/content/106/Supplement_2/19729.abstract?sid=39886508-9022-4ac9-a270-9bb8f2c84dac
http://www.pnas.org/content/104/14/5743.abstract?sid=39886508-9022-4ac9-a270-9bb8f2c84dac

>TL;DR: Earth is warming, its predominant cause is human-caused emission of greenhouse gasses, models fit with the observed data and predictions have been on point, and where models have been off they have underestimated the effect of positive feedback cycles, thus underestimating true warming due to human action

>>728892283
>implying global warming is actually real

get your out of the drain

>>728892283
We all evacuate the equator.

>>728893551
Kek

>>728893607
Precisely, human caused emissions thanks to.... OVERPOPULATION

I love the people who say the scientists are wrong about global warming because most of them have a vocational "degree" or are at a job where their hands are stained with grease/oil within ten minutes of getting to work.

A toolbox and a plastic gasoline container are not the credentials I'm looking for.

>>728892283
We don't. The sun is just going to get hotter and hotter as it ages, until it becomes a red giant in about 4 billion years, and then explodes, leaving behind a white dwarf in 5 billion. We do have a few hundred million years left to enjoy, before it gets hot enough to boil off the oceans. You may want to make the best of it.

>>728892283
By halving the human population over 2 years

its pretty fucking scary. its happening, we know its happening and we're doing almost nothing about it. chances are we'll leave it far too late and have to take extreme measures in the future.

>>728893704
Well, I don't really mind that solution, but how would we decide who should be eliminated? The fairest thing would be to start with all the people causing the most pollution but I doubt this will find positive resonance here.

>>728893738
Explain this openly to the Kikes, Mudslimes and Catholics, they will totes agree and comply dude.

>>728893189
Underrated post

>>728893704
Nonesense. It has nothing to do with the number of humans, but the way humans expend energy.

>>728893846
Fuck elimination, enforce sterilisation at birth. Make it law.

>>728893846
dump everyone miles out at sea every year. survival of the swimiest

>>728893791
>Its happening

Funny how every solution involves taxes & globalism, huh?

Anyway, I guessed you all missed the part where the data these "we're really really sure this time" scientists used was manipulated all to hell?

>>728893928
>delay the impact of meaningful change by 30 years when we should have implemented change 30 years ago

>>728893910
Nonsense, if 1 person creates x-ammount of pollution would it be better or worse for the planet if there were only 500million rather than 8 billion? Surely you understand simple maths.

>>728894047
Fucking retard. See: >>728893607

>>728893551
That guy fucks

>>728892283
You can't. Even if the entire first world switched to nuclear and renewable energy (lol), the developing world is still responsible for a ton of pollution and you aint gonna convince China and India to slow down.

>>728894085
It would be better if per 1 person we create x-amount of pollution less. Vastly easier solution than to start offing people.

>>728893738
>Half the population is just going to lay down and die
>WW3 will be good for the environment
>Nukes are green and shit

Do like al gore said and leave our freezer doors open to let out cold air.

>>728894085
Well, the issue is rather Pareto distributed (close enough) in that about 20% create 80% of the emissions.

>>728894167
Riiiiiiight and as I've already stated reducing an individual's footprint IS a great idea, but when the global population goes up and up and up and up every fucking day we end up with same total sum.

>>728894047
The longer we wait, the more expensive it's going to get to deal with the consequences. You don't seem to realize that it's going to require taxation regardless of when we act. The only question that remains is how much it's going to cost.

>>728892283
Kill all humans

>>728894209
Why do you think the cdc has a huge storage of biological weapons?

>>728894304
That's not how footprints work. You don't have to change each and every person's individual footprint, you change the way in which energy is generated, and that reduces the footprint of individuals regardless of population size.

Hey listen to me, stupid fuck. One way to stop this madness is been vegan. Yes. Stop eating shit and look to the industrial farming.

>>728894436

Dude the biggest problem is food. It's already a massive issue, we lucky fucks that live in a westernised world don't see it, but America is leaching its own soil to death my over-farming, hence why it's ripping apart rain forests. Cattle produce an insane amount of methane, palm oil plantations are killing the lands in Asia. It's overpopulation my friend, no matter how you want to sugar coat it.

>>728893607
You realize you're fighting autistic people on a board for autistic shit, right?

>>728894047
the majority of international scientific bodies are either neutral or in favour of its existence. all the oil companies have admitted its happening and even the american association of petroleum geologists have admitted its happening, basically the last people on the face of the earth who want people to know its happening have admitted its happening. this isn't just liberal work a day for world peace kind of braindead fucktards, this is very likely to be a real thing

why the fuck are we not attempting to stop this before we're irreparably fucked? if a shop puts out a product with a smal chance of killing someone it immediately recalls it. it's worth the effort of stopping without absolute proof that it will kill any one person. so why the fuck are we so happy to be skeptics and err on the unlikely side of global warming not being a thing and pretend like the best thing to do is nothing at all, when the stakes are the sustainability of life on earth?

>>728894638
We don't have enough arable land for everyone to eat vegetables only. You're advocating the destruction of forests and/or culling of the poor who'll never be able to afford the lack of cheap calories brought to you by factory farming.

It's a nice dream, but so fucking unrealistic. Typical, though, that someone in a position of wealth advocates for something that only benefits them.

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>>728892803
Oldfaq here was a most excellent student,
learned about inevitable "global cooling."
Carter was president. Truth is liberals are
always naïve retarded idiots.

Why shouldn't the climate change? Sunspots and solar storms are far beyond the current reach of man's science. Ignore, fools and live your life.

>>728894691
No, it's resource management. That's the problem. We can keep jerking each other off here for a while, but something tells me this discussion is pointless because you fail to see what should be blatantly obvious.

>>728894701
Yes, hence the autistic post.

>>728894426
Why do you and the CDC think that mass panic caused by rampant global plague won't be anything to worry about. When people star dropping dead from some mystery disease that's spreading globally, you won't have to worry about the sand niggers or chinks coming for you. Your neighbor will be just as likely to kill you to keep you from breathing your plague germs on him, and/or to steal your shit. Unless you get that bastard first... I'm just saying.

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>>728892283
Let George explain it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c

Kill off china, shitskins, indians n liberals, re enslave the niggers n build white man eutopia

>>728893077
>Overpopulation is the cause my friend

If you believe that, the honorable, decent followers should KYS and spare the planet.

>>728894942
Repeat after me:

Movies are not real life.

Real life is not like the movies.

>>728894942
You think that people would start launching nukes?
More people will die, for sure, but that's not exactly a problem.

>>728892283
Become vegan

>>728894691
>my over-farming,

Well, fucking stop it immediately then, you stupid fuck. But on the other hand thank you for finally stepping up, being man or whatever personal pronoun(s) you prefer--I don't give a fuck--and owning up to this. People will be glad to hear that it's one person's fault, and that they can stop pretending to give a fuck to begin with.

>>728894872
We don't have enough land to properly raise livestock either...

>>728895299
...jokes aside this would actually contribute to global warming.

>>728895299
Decaying plants account for some 60% of atmospheric carbonic acid content.

We should really ban liberals from speaking out loud.

>>728892600
So the scientists in the rest of the world just need one rich person to bribe a US politician into green-light their pursuits?

You're about as dumb as they come.

>>728895521
>We don't have enough land to properly raise livestock either...
You say 'properly' as if there's some humanity in allowing people to die because you want a sheep to enjoy life before we kill it. Factory farming takes a fraction of the cost and a fraction of the land.

>>728892999
it's called cornucopianism. the idea behind it is that as it becomes financially beneficial, individuals will develop new technology or find replacements for scarce resources in order to profit. there is sound proof behind this; we humans are an ingenious bunch when motivated by money. lets face it, have we yet to face an obstacle that we as a species were then not able to overcome?

>>728895984
And a 100 times the emissions

>>728896088
There's always a last one...

>>728893551
4/10 what you described is not ecology. would have been better if you described yourself as Climatology PhD

>>728892283
AIR CONDITIONING

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New plague would help.

>>728892600
Elon musk?

>>728893944
I like this idea

>>728894162
china is switching over to renewable energy faster than anyone...they already have the world's largest solar array

>>728892283
we cant

its only going to get worse and worse due to overpopulation and medicine allowing us to live more.

we're fucking doomed.

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>>728896227
but what if there wasn't?

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>>728892283
We get more people to start engaging in piracy.

we'll all probably be dead before it's a problem

>>728894840
>this isn't just liberal work a day for world peace

Yeah, but what if it does lead to world peace, then what? I'm just not willing to take the risk.

>>728895132
I know this. But I don't see how that's relevant unless you are picturing yourself as the invincible hero, and assume I am doing likewise.

People do panic. People fucking panic over goddam Best Buy selling out of the cool bargains before they can get their greasy hands on some of them, during Black Friday, and thus start fighting and trampling each other. People start riots and burn portions of their own fuck city down because their team lost, or in some cases won. How do you think these same people would react to something that actually should be cause for concern?

>>728896417
> UNDERRATED

>>728895250
It's possible. Depends on who, and how bad things get. India and Pakistan could feasibly start launching tomorrow if one pissed the other off too much.

It could just be about opportunity too. Settle some old scores or take out a perceived threat while the rest of the world is too busy to do anything about it.

>>728893944
keks

>>728896634
Well, their smog problem apparently accounts for 1/3 of their deaths.

>>728892283
Admit that it doesn't exist

>>728896858
Is that West Wing?
Anyway, in the long run we're all dead.

>>728897515
And once again, more people die, don't pretend it wasn't the plan all along.

For the few literal mental patients who think climate change isn't a real thing or is a natural process.

https://climate.nasa.gov/interactives/climate-time-machine

>>728898859
I guess I give people slightly more credit than that.

>>728892283
Kill two thirds of the people on earth.

Literally best solution... and maybe our only hope.

>>728892283
Govt. funded Nuclear generation programmes plus all new mortgages must spend 1% of the value of the property installing solar panels or the like

>>728900076
Too little, too late

>>728892283
everyone should just leave their refrigerators open in the summer so its not so damn hot.

>>728892283
everyone open the fridge!

Problem is sea levels will rise no matter what and the point we are at by 2100 they will have risen at least 6m which is a hell of a lot. It's not so much stopping climate change but negating serious impact.

>>728892999
>how bad is it
30% of the great barrier reef has been bleached

We couldn't get carbon back to normal levels at this point even if we turned off every motor/electronic in the world for 100 years straight

New York city got hit by a hurricane (tropical weather)

Polar ice caps are melting. When they melt, they reflect less heat away from the earth. In turn, the greater surface area of sea water around them absorbs more heat and melts the ice faster. So the ice melting is making the ice melt faster and faster every second.

Basically, we're all fucked. We can't stop global warming at this point, we just have to ride it out and find a way to fix what's left after the planet becomes scorched.

>>728892283
If liberal faggots actually bought solar panels instead of rioting there wouldn't be a problem.

>>728892283
>>>How do we solve global warming?

It's a fucking joke, a control mechanism -- "carbon credits"? Spare me. It's another JEW economic bubble and nothing more!

>>728892283
blow up the sun.

>>728893846
Soon enough it won't be up to us to survive. How long do you think billions of chinese will be able to live that close together without disease on the scale of the black plague breaking out? The Earth is a lot stronger than us, it'll find a way to get rid of us.

>>728892283
Stop letting big companies pollute the air. I like how they always put it on the human population to be responsible. It's these factories that are polluting the air and water.

>>728894901
We are releasing millions of years worth of carbon all at once in terms of geologic time. It isn't hard to understand basic chemistry and how that fucks the atmosphere.

>>728901057
Right. The earth will correct itself in a few hundred thousand years or so... a blink of the eye in geological terms. Life may even evolve back to a new super species again.... but i sinceriely doubt humans will survive the oven we made for ourselves by greed and over population.

Tou can blame every daggot who seems proud to have 9 kids and 42 grand kids and eleventy nine hundred great grandkids....

>>728901142
Because people want their stupid shit for cheap.

>>728901383
Except it was not them at the root of the problem, it's the throwaway economy. The newer bigger and better shit everyone seems to need. It's much more endemic than the poor fucks with large families

>>728896088
cancer and dying.

>>728892283
With global cooling...Big AC's.

>>728901520
So. They have the money to do research to make it less harmful to the environment.

>>728892283
In a billion years the sun will get so hot all the seas will evaporate and basically all life on Earth will seize to exist excluding bacteria maybe. Before that it's pretty likely that either a gamma-ray burst from outer space or a asteroid will cause a mass extinction. If we want to survive as a species we'll have to leave Earth. This carbon induced global warming is a small problem compered to the problems that await. We'll manage to live with it one way or another

>>728892283
You can't cause nature is creating it. Also we are experiencing global cooling last 15 years so dunno what u talking about

>>728901726
Every person on this planet has a carbon footprint. The amount of energy consumed in a lifetime. In simple but reasonably accurate terms... there are too amny of these carbon footprints for it to be sustainable.

Its more than just direct energy. Its every persons demand for everyrhing. Cheap shit from china is cheap economically but comes at a huge carbon cost. They have no scruples and virtually burn panda bears for electricity.

We are already over populated and badically fucked. Its going to take rsdical action to avoid our inevitable outcome.

>>728892283
Stop having children

>>728892283
shutup faggots how do we solve fukishima, chemtrails, bigpharma and industries, commercialism, jews

>need to figure out which squares are cars so i can post this out of 16/8

>>728901966
Yes. But why would they so long as there is no regulation in place or when breaking the law and paying some lawsuit is cheaper than actually changing.
It's more of a systemic problem that just companies.

>>728893292
China's population: 1.3B not 3.3B.
Still huge.

>>728902172
Except that the 50% poorest shmucks account for less than 10% of the carbon emissions.

>>728892283
A carbon tax at $150US per tonne of CO2 emitted would sort things out pretty quickly. (And, to do it right, income and sales taxes should be dropped to zero, so that all pricing incentives are based on reducing carbon)

Haha how fucking appropriate: my captcha was "select all images of gas stations"

>>728902557
Are you talking globally?

The third world is catching up with its demand for energy... once they have caught up we are thorougly fucked eh?

See where this is going?

Thereare too many people. Simple.

>>728902787
yea as long as companies are allowed to globally sell things on global scales instead of beign economic oh wait did i poick the wrong solution to your beggint the question?

>>728892283
We have already lost

>>728902391
This is bullshit. And then they have these no burn days that we citizens have to abide by. Why don't companies have to abide by this shit

>>728902660
$1.25/gal or 35c/liter added to gas prices: would buy a Tesla.

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>>728902787
casue what you claim WILL happen, HAS NEVER happened, EVER. >>728902866
until global companies where allowed to set up to provide solutions for people who,.. how do they pay for it? they must of done some work first?

oh wait lets talk about the fiat currency system set up and how that plays part in this, BEGGING THE QUESTION

>>728893404
Great idea

>>728902787
So here's a proposal. Kill off all people in all the nations with emissions above 1 ton/capita.

>>728893465
How dare you assume the earth's gender

>>728894840
>if a shop puts out a product with a smal chance of killing someone it immediately recalls it.
LMFAO, no they don't. Do you even business?
I agree with the rest of your post though.

>>728903305
How about we just kill everyone on earth. Then there would be no one left to bitch about global warming

>>728902922
Because governments are in the hands of companies that look out for their bottom lines. And still it's not that simple.

>>728893417
Get molested at an age old enough to remember and then grow up too fast and become depressed

>>728901163
Hey fuck boi its been happening for years. C02 isnt a problem its other gases we relase even then its not horrible. But then again listen you your high school teachers because they made the right choices

>>728903452
Can you just come over here and end my life? I really hate this planet

>>728903414
Would your non sarcastic answer be to spare only those with 30+ tons/capita?

Global warming is a conspiracy created by China to weaken American business. Sad.

Global warming is just another time-honored apocalypse scam, but this time for secularists. I guess we all share this fascination with the world ending.

>>728903609
I don't think it would be economically or ecologically sound.
Where do you live? If it's within 15 minutes public transportation from Bern we could arrange something.

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I've got the solution

>>728898033
>>728896417
same fag. Also even in cruise control you need to steer.

>>728903305
How about we just use up the entire nuclear stockpile and kill off the 100 largest / densest cities on the planet.

Problem solved.

>>728903805
I have no idea where Bern is so I'm just going to assume that I'm nowhere near that

'global warming' is technically real, but not in the way everyone wants to believe. Data is skewed and taken out of context in order to fit a narrative. The earth has been warming ever since the ice age, so where is the issue. The polar ice caps have been slowly melting since then as well. 'Global warming' is the new fad since 'climate change' failed bc, of course the climate literally always changes. There is no threat, just nature running course.

The earth is believed to be 4,500,000,000 years old and people want to take data from 300 years to fit a bullshit theory.

I believe the only threat from human activity is the pollution to the air we breath.

>>728895752
it's about regulations retard
scientists in the rest of the world don't fucking draft legislation for the us

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>>728903970
I'd figure the 100 largest cities would be on average maybe ~5 million people. So that's only like half a billion people. That wouldn't solve shit

>>728894840
>Why?

It's very simple.

1. Money = power

2. Developing countries, i.e. countries with no money and therefore no power to protect themselves or influence global policy, will be the first ones to suffer the worst of global warming effects.

3. The countries with money and power don't really give a fuck about them.

4. The countries with money and power will eventually be effected drastically - however these effects won't be harshly felt for at least another 50 years or so.

5. Current politicians and megacorporations don't give a fuck about the next generation of humans. They care about money and power, now.

6. Reducing the effects of global warming is ONLY possible by reducing the use of fossil fuels. Since everyone with money and power heavily relies on fossil fuels for their riches, slowing global warming runs perfectly counter to their interests.

7. There is nobody rich or powerful enough to stand up to these people, so as a species the human race is doomed to succumb to the effects of radical climate change in the next few generations.

8. Tl;dr - the people currently in power are too selfish to give up their dominion on the globe for the greater good of humanity, so our species is doomed to mass extinction sometime in the next few hundred years.

DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS SAY YOU WHERE GOING TO KILL YOU8RSELVES TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING? WELL THEN, DO IT!

>>728904847
*were

>>728904043
The last 100 years the increase in warmth has become disproportionately quicker.

>>728904847
After you

>>728904043
You better let that huge body of over ten thousand international experts know about your discovery! This is revolutionairy!

>>728904847
>>728905079
Maybe someone could kill us for us? Wouldn't that be nice? Could a world leader declare a deliberate mass extinction of the human race in order to stop global warming?

>>728905108
theres no way someone can be a true expert on climate while only having .0000000667% of the earths total climate history

>>728893496
fucking seconding this guy.

>>728905410
more of an expert than anon, dude
people study this for years, it's a hard science

>>728904459

You are braindead. You preach bullshit given to you by jews and freemasons; shit invented for control of the population.

Firstly, oil is not a "fossil fuel". Dinosaurs never existed. Dinosaus were invented by the same people who discovered oil, the same people who are behind the evolution theory, the same people who are behind the companies that use oil in mass.

Secondly, we are not suffering global warming because of manmade causes. The sun, which is much closer to earth, and much smaller than they tell us, is getting slightly closer to our World. It varies, the height. It sometimes gets higher, it sometimes gets lower, but it depends on its power, a power it gets from the source at the enter of this World, aka North Pole aka Holy Grail aka Place where the aurora boreali come from.

And thirdly, you are right about money being power. But we are not on a globe. They lied to you, they use science backed by manmade mathematical models and theories to "prove" their ball earth, but the ball earth governed by gravity and the big bang is simply another mean of control of the people. Keep people thinking they are living on a ball earth with nowhere to go and people wont go exploring the forbiden lands, which are the North Pole and Antarctica regions. Only tours and controlled visits are permitted. But no free expedition. Call me a nut or a retard or tell me to go get my foil hat or whatever, but keep in mind that the freemasons are the ones who programmed you into laughing and ridiculing the truth of our World. I dont blame you at all for being ignorant while absolutely believing yourself that you are smart because of textbooks, documentaries, science teachers, and "common knowledge".

>>728905840
As a neuroscientist, this post gave me a good chuckle. You guys are getting really creative.

>>728892803

Are you kidding, school is a programming system invented by jews and freemasons. How can you let yourself believe everything they teach you without giving you absolute proof? Believe in things you can prove with your own hands, but dont believe things you cant.

>>728906040
>Believe in things you can prove with your own hands
Who gave you a fucking computer

>>728893607

Your God is science, I see. One can put a graph and some bullshit info in your face and you fucking jizz your pants. Are you that retarded, dude? Dont you know who is behind those science journals you worship so much?

And just so you know, they mock you right in your fucking ignorant face:

Science. SCIeence Psy-ence. They are literally fucking with your mind. They are thinking for you, not letting you think for yourself, not letting you do your own experiments.

They are programming you. You and your parents and brothers and sons and daughters are programmed since birth into going to THEIR education system THEY give you. Then to grow with the info THEY gave you and get a job that THEY want you to work for. They you fucking die after a life of fucking slavery and not achieving anything but selfish bullshit.

>>728905589
Just because they studied something does not mean they are an all knowing wizard. My point is they dont have near the amount of data they need in order to make the predictions they are.

Say i decided to study the weather of today, it started out at 40degrees at 5am then slowly increased to 60degrees by noon. Now, with that being the only data im going to predict by 7pm it will be 80degrees. I could be right and i could be wrong, but you dont know any of the data from the previous days to make a logical prediction.

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>>728892307

Remove all humans

>>728906421
>Just because they studied something does not mean they are an all knowing wizard. My point is they dont have near the amount of data they need in order to make the predictions they are.
You can say that, but you're not a fucking expert. If there is a consensus among experts that you happen to disagree with then you're obviously and idiot

>>728906346
>Your God is science
No, it's just my day job.

>Dont you know who is behind those science journals you worship so much
I do. It's people like me.

> not letting you do your own experiments.
But I do in fact do my own experiments. No one has a say in what I investigate but me. That's how it works.

>>728906037

neuroscientist, gfto here basement dweller

>>728906720
>experts
>consensus
These people are sometimes wrong too, you know

>>728906856
not really, no
scientific consensus using modern methodology is extremely unlikely to be wrong because scientists are very quick to say "we're not really sure" and do more research

>>728906222

electronic engineers and people who know about software. Why?

I can learn the stuff and make a computer myself. But how in the fuck can I prove that a black holes exists? How can I prove global warming is a fact due to the reasons they tell us? How can I prove man went to the moon or that there are rovers on mars?

Dude, how can I PROVE that rockets even leave earth, and dont just curve out towards the ocean way from sight and plunge into the water?

>>728892283
Nuclear winter.

The climate does change over time, examples would be the Ice Ages and the destruction of the African rainforest due to the formation of the Himalayan Mountain Range. One thing is for sure, our output of carbon dioxide has never been so high. Humans have had a dramatic influence on Earth's carbon output because we now rely on burning fossil fuels.

>>728902394
India's population isn't far behind China either and will likely surpass it in time, since India doesn't actively discourage people from breeding like rabbits. Nigeria is also growing heavily and will knock the US out of the third most populated nation within a century.

>>728892283
it's not a problem, and doesn't need solving

>>728906830
Somewhat ironically, most of my experiments are done in a lab that is situated in a basement so that it's easy to regulate the temperature and airflow. I know that calling me a basement dweller was intended as an insult, but it also happens to be pretty accurate.

>>728893496

Stay on topic.

Countries don't have to agree on everything.

>>728907056
>scientific consensus using modern methodology is extremely unlikely to be wrong
Hahahaha, this is just childish
Science is making progress all the time, and we're constantly making new discoveries that shape the way we understand things. What take as fact today might not be that anymore in twenty years
>scientists are very quick to say "we're not really sure" and do more research
Well exactly, facts change as we do more research...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilD6aYvMPZw

>>728906767

It is your God because fucking Michio Kaku can tell you anything like the Sun is a certain mass and you nod your head in approval. Or Stephen Hawking can roll his scrawny distorted ass into your house and tell you about black holes exisitng because of the effects of matter around them and you still nod your fucking head because "he is a genius".

And no, people like you are not behind those journals. The ones who approve what gets shown to the people are influential and work behind the scenes. You are only a science puppet, just like the rest of the puppets who dont know who actually runs the scientific community in reality.

And of course you do your own experiments. Im pretty sure you have proved with your OWN experiments:

that the earth spins
that black holes exist
that there are robots on mars
that the current atom model is correct
that protons, electrons and neutrons exist
that HIV causes so-called AIDS
that the sun is ninety-three million miles away
that the "nucleus" of the earth is what they tell us
etc etc etc

You havent proven shit compared to the brainwashing bullshit they make you believe. That is the sad part. You think you are so smart, but in reality that one saying is absolutely correct for the majority of the brainwashed people who follow science and religion blindly:

I only know that I know nothing.

The amount of carbon we have in our atmosphere is so high it makes our atmosphere gradually warmer. Scientist fear that by a 1-3 degrees rise in atmosphere temperature our climate will be forced to change. if you don't believe it find idc, go fuck yourself, if you are interested you can see with your own eyes. If the North Pole isn't gone or almost gone by 2020 I and 98% of world scientists are wrong.

>>728892600
You're a moron and listen to American liberals too much if you think the United States is the problem. China is WAY worse. They have a much larger population and no regulations on pollution. The US could change completely overnight and China would still fuck this up if they didn't.

>>728892803
>Leftist teachers with agendas

You took the bait in school

>>728907478
I agree man. Once these assholes get prostate cancer I guarantee you they will be looking for a scientist and his cure for cancer. This is why i like mrtin schellie cause he raised the price so high that those didnt belive in science, couldn't afford it either.

>>728907653
>I only know that I know nothing.
You sure have pretty strong convictions for someone who knows nothing. Convictions about the workings of science, for instance.

Look, I was about to start typing a point-wise reply to your post, but something tells me that we'd be bickering back and forth ad infinitum. We're talking in English, but you and I speak different languages regardless.

>>728900900
>New York City got hit by a hurricane

Wow, I don't come to /b/ much. Is the whole board as stupid as most of the people in this thread? There have literally been regular hurricanes (some more devastating than the only one your dumb ass knows about) in NYC since we've been keeping track of it. Pretty sure you could find a list with a simple google search. There is no excuse for this level of stupidity.

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>>728892283
No such thing as global warming.

The science is simple. We produce more CO2 , more CO2 means more plant life, and increases the rate at which plants grow, plants cool the environment, and off gas O2.


Stop being a plebite.

>>728892283
So when's that global warming shit finally start taking effect? Since they've announced it temperatures around here have kept dropping significantly, contrary to the media who are trying to tell me the opposite is the case. So when's it finally happening? I sure could use some nice weather in good old fucking Germany.

Someone mentioned China, Literally they are the only ones who benifit from America not taking a strong stance on Climate Reform. They pollute so much, and if America doesn't stop them those Chinks will literally destroy the world while forcing children to make iphones for 10$ and sell them over here for $700

>>728904043
>The earth has been warming ever since the ice age,

Except that it hasn't been. Ghengis Kahn's Golden Hoard killed enough people to cause a period of global cooling that lasted until into the industrial age. Also, Ghengis Khan has millions of descendants today--yes, he fucked and impregnated that many women--and they are thought to be more numerous than the number of people he killed, and so now he's at least a significant direct cause of global warming too.

>>728907478
>Science is making progress all the time, and we're constantly making new discoveries that shape the way we understand things. What take as fact today might not be that anymore in twenty years
>Well exactly, facts change as we do more research...
No that's not how it works... if we don't fully know then there's not a consensus

>>728892283
you don't. constantly fighting a losing battle is not a war worth competing in

>>728908042
Global Warming is an effect of Climate Change. Just like the Ice Age was an effect of Climate Change

>>728907999
You should spend 2 minutes reading before you decide to open you troglodyte mouth. Both CH4 and H20 are bigger climate warmers than CO2.

>>728907999
>The science is simple.
see >>728893607

>>728904236
Yeah but they work for them mean old Jews who do control US legislation, and also our precious bodily fluids.

>>728908107
I'm not even talking about my stance on global warming but you're SO wrong here. There has been a scientific consensus on A LOT of shit in the past and they were BTFO by some small minority they all thought was crazy. A scientific consensus is a good reason to look into something or study it but it's not some absolute fact because of that. The scientific community has been brutally wrong in the past. Another problem is that they always attempt to bury the truth out of embarrassment so it takes years upon years for them to come around.

>>728892283
leave your fridge open
problem solved

Fill giant buckets up of ocean water and launch it to the sun

>>728907915
I speak english, español and francais, we can tray it with any.

But yeah, when I say I only know that I know nothing, I was repeating what Socrates said. He had pretty strong convictions too, allegedly, if he even existed, but still he was supposedly still an influential being even though he kept saying that he knew nothing.

It depends on how you see it. People believe in things based on what they learn from being a child. Their first education determines how they grow up, but later on, if they are smart to pop out of the kike-mason-controlled bubble, then they have a chance of being a part of a revolution against mainstream bullshit.

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>>728892283
> Nuke Africa
> Africa now a giant glass desert
> Glass reflects sunrays back into space
> Global warming solved
> Bonus: AIDS solved, world hunger solved, Israel problem solved, islam problem solved

>>728908107
I was about to respond to you but this anon >>728908272 already did a good job

>>728905840
>Typing that much shit to troll

Yea, I know how it is. Been there myself. You start out with just a few sentences in your head, and suddenly you've thought of so much more 'clever' shit to add to the 'humor' that you find yourself having to edit because you ran over the word count. Happens all the time, man. Happens all the time.

widen the earth's orbit a bit just enough for the earth to revolve a little farther away from the sun in order to lower earth's temperature and reforming the polar ice caps, hence solving global warming.

>>728892283
Serious Answer: Look at Norway offshore drilling, much cleaner, much more efficient, even looks nice to look at.

Our country should invest in Solar Panels. and Offshore Wind Turbines, Idc if it kills birds its our job to save humanity not every damn seagull

Try and reform education about Climate Change so we can have a formal discussion instead of people talking about how sometime the wather gets warm, ans sometimes its cold "global warming is okay" like no you dumb fucks we are talking about carbon pollution. The dinosuars didnt drive around in cars, smoking cigarettes, and throwing plastic bottles out the window. OKAY.
And look Im a conservative idc if these assholes elect a republican climate denier and each of their cities end up with no clean water because their elected official sold the water rights to the fracking company. I call that natural selection.

BUT the bottom line is that Humans cannot keep polluting carbon into the air while clear cutting the rain forest and expect the Earth to be OKAY.

>>728908520
>>728908272
No that's wrong.. scientists don't consider something true if they don't fully know. That's not how science is done. Give me one case, where using modern scientific methodology consensus was wrong. Scientists don't "agree" if it's not supported

A HYPOTHESIS is something that is being explored, and scientists may establish one and then try to disprove it, because that may lead them closer to the answer, but if we don't have enough information, then there isn't a consensus.

>>728907999
yeah this shit doesn't work if we are currently polluting Co2 and Clear cutting rain forests you nerd. also that girl looks like she needs food

>>728908485
What that saying means is that only idiots know everything, because they're idiots and don't know better. The more you learn the more you realize how little it is you actually know and how much more there is still to learn.

>>728907285
Don't forget too that not all homes have basements. Life has literally been so cruel to some of these incel neckbeards around here that they can't even be proper basement dwellers. It's good to always be thankful for what you have, and remember that there are misfortune folks who don't even have that much, and never will.

>>728908959
>expecting the entire world to follow your plan
that's where you fucked up. and if everybody isn't on board then it's not worth it. that's time and money well spent elsewhere than to theoretically slow down an inevitable outcome

>>728909225
do you believe there is a war on christmas
?

>>728908906
The strength of a scientific theory is measured by the amount of evidence that supports it and how accurately it can make predictions
A scientific theory is never really "true" it's just the best understanding we have consider current evidence. We might find new evidence and revise our theory, and if the new theory provides more accurate predictions than the old one, the theory is then better. For example, Newtons theory was a reasonably good theory until Einstein's theories replaced it because they provided more accurate predictions in a wider range of scenarios

>>728909368
hey stuck in 2000 guy, al gore is full of shit and hillary didn't win. get over it already

>>728908485
>I speak english, español and francais, we can tray it with any.
You've missing the point, which is exactly what I meant by pointing out that we speak different languages. I can put forth an argument, but it simply will not resonate with you. The ultimate logical conclusion of the way you view the world is solipsism. But most people grow out of that existentialistically bleak attitude by existing puberty. Somehow, you skipped it altogether.

>>728908906
Alright, I'm physician's assistant so a lot of these will be in medical science so don't try some shit like that isn't science or modern methods.

Ulcers were believed to be caused by stress until an Australian clinical researcher said it was a specific bacteria. He discovered this in the 1980s. You know when the scientific community admitted it was wrong and gave him his Nobel prize? 2005

Babies weren't believed to be able to feel pain up until the mid to late 1980s by most of the scientific community. No shit...

A couple non medical ones.

98% of scientist said the dinosaurs went extinct due to a volcano. The methods they used to discover this are still used today (some of it). ONE scientist in the early 80s said it was an impact. He was ridiculed and mocked by literally everyone... until they found the fucking crater in the early 90s.

I have more, but I'm sure I'm near the limit on space. This shit happens though, anon. Science takes years to admit that. Even when it's a huge consensus (not sure why you think that word means fact, it means a majority or general agreement) science still gets shit wrong. That's why people study shit and challenge them. It's a good thing... they're just always very reluctant to admit it.

So your HYPOTHESIS that anytime there is a consensus among scientists they are correct is just completely off the mark. Please kill yourself or at least don't breed.

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>>728908799
Wait...I have an idea.

>>728909225
and by the way the only people who aren't going to eventually follow a version of my plan are inbred cave dwellers. Neck beards, Republicans, ISIS. 'people' with no ambition of the rehabilitation of humanity.

>>728909458
hey faggot i actually believe there is a war on Christmas. And I stand with my American friends on the side of god and protection of the United States of America.
But if the NOrth Pole melts there is no more Santa CLaus

>>728909612
>rehabilitation of humanity.
cringe. you must hold some kind of public office with talk like that. man you're a real world changer kek

you ppl should go back and check the 'oh you're fucked' global warming scare predictions since 1990.
you will then realize it is classic con on a colossal scale.
the only way GW is made real today, is a Leninist appeal to authority perpetrated on grade school children.

>>728901029
that won't solve global warming you retard

>>728907735
actually china gets its shit together better than you guys
the emissions per person are even better i mean wtf america
https://www.rt.com/news/259425-china-carbon-emissions-cuts/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions

>>728909796
yeah because the voters choose smart people like me to hold public office alllll the time

>>728909733
the santa issue is easily resolved by nuking africa as one clever anon has previously stated.

>climate change

>>728909881
yes haven't you seen our president?

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Well, it's good that we're not too far off from unlocking Nuclear Fusion. Virtually no pollution, Helium is the only waste from Nuclear Fusion I believe, unimaginably more efficient than Fission, generates a fuckton more energy for less.

>>728910044
I did read that earlier haha. I am a big proponent of using Nukes to solve this problem. However Africa is resource rich, lets wait it out let China and Russia fight over it.

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>>728908200
>>728908216
>>728908959

ITT pic related

>>728910334
>However Africa is resource rich
use a neutron bomb, kills shit, doesn't destroy shit

>>728910092
Yeah haha he thinks China created Climate Change as a hoax. Look the Chinks can build but they arent exactly dangerous smart. they build our cellphone and our solar panels because Bill Gates is on top of that shit.

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>>728910400
>However Africa is resource rich
>>728910334
yeah but who tf wants to go to africa?

>>728909733
There's no war on Christmas. Religious/right wing extremists have just managed to cram their bitterness into it as well. I spent Christmas at my step-sister's in Idaho. House full of atheists, aside from me. I didn't particularly feel like anyone was eating a war against me that morning. However we did exchange gifts on Christmas morning, rather than Christmas Eve, which is my family's tradition... Hey, maybe they were trying to persecute me after all.

Oh and didn't abbreviate Christmas as Xmas any, because something tells me that you are too stupid understand Christian tradition, or how the English language works.

>>728910400
Again, it would kinda be a waste of money. They are literally killing themselves.

>>728910377
how long did you scan your pics folder for this cartoon.

>>728910508
i think the chinese are smart enough to reverse engineer some shit and advance upon the technology. but i agree that bill gates-for however much time he has left-isn't letting his best hardware up for discovery

>>728910739
nah their countries birth rates are booming which is dangerous and it needs to stop
+1 vote for neutron bombs on africa

>>728910626
>>However Africa is resource rich
>neutron bomb, kills shit, doesn't destroy shit

>>728904043
thats the same argument as im constantly getting slower with my car when i roll, its perfectly normal when you hit a concrete wall

>>728910847
what do you think ebola was released there for, why do you think zika is is south america. All you have to do is infect a colony of mosqitoes in a poor urban area and boom most of the population is weak and contollable

>>728892283
We don't, it's too late.

>>728910874
>*yeah but who tf wants to go to africa anyways?
meant for both of you

>>728908906
Despite all that wordy shit the other fags posted...

Since you think there's some big consensus (and this is fact in your mind) that climate change is man made you should read some peer reviewed geoscience journals or other literature from that field. The consensus is that it isn't mad made or a huge problem.

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0170840612463317

That is a peer reviewed study there. It found that only 36% of geoscientists (the people who actually study this shit) think global warming is man made.

There is certainly no scientific consensus or majority opinion is some man made extinction event. The majority think it's natural and, more importantly, not a threat to public safety.

I know you see people freaking out about it on TV and the celebrities you go to for your scientific education are saying it's some big danger but scientific consensus says they're wrong.

Best way to solve global warming is to make a volcano, such as yellowstone, forcibly erupt. Changing our global climate and eliminating a large portion of the population will save us,

>>728910980
It's not effective enough. Not enough niggers and spics are dying to the diseases.

>>728911152
>Best way to solve global warming is to make a volcano, such as yellowstone, forcibly erupt
that would kill the entire planet, pretty sure yellowstone is overdue, and overdue volcanoes erupt harder

>>728892283
Stop calling it global warming

>>728911152
well shitnigger if it's a volcano you're looking for then what about krakatoa? nobody cares about indonesia anyways. US however?

>>728911239
That would be the first step agreed!

>>728911181
okay we get it you vape. I mean racist.

>>728893189
God I love futurama

>>728911411
>okay we get it you vape
what's the joke here?

>>728892283
doesnt affect me so w/e

>>728910044
I understand there is a real fear of Islam coming from that region, but if you trace their power they are moving cocaine from Venezuela. To Europe and Moving Herion from Afganistan and Pakistakin down to South America, then south America sells it to north america

>>728911125
>There is certainly no scientific consensus or majority opinion is some man made extinction event. The majority think it's natural and, more importantly, not a threat to public safety.
incorrect, 97 or something percent agree
look it up

>>728892283
The vikings farmed when they got to Iceland/Greenland

That is not possible todaY

There was global warming in the 1100's and that wasn't man made

>>728911457
Im tried of people calling anyone from south america spics. you wouldnt call tony montanta a fucking Colombian. I dont call american white people, Canadian.

>>72891152
anon you're making too much sense. i can't have conversations with rational people anymore. not since the accident...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_fertilization

Thats one way to reverse CO2 levels.

www.reuters.com/article/southkorea-ship-idUSE6N1FG01R
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4372578/South-Korean-ship-goes-coast-Brazil.html

I guess we'll know if the scientists suggesting such theories will be right in a couple of years

>>728907999
Trips of truth

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>>728911647
Dumb fucking spics...Wait, are you Argentinian? Dumb fucking non-white spics.