>Walk outside >See this Wat do?

If only she was missing her arms too..

ask her if she wants a coat, because it's quite chilly out there

ohh yes, new bag!

>>728889959
kick her skull in for being white

>>728889959
grab the sunscreen dont want her to burn

>>728889959
take the picture back inside and photoshop some legs back on

Put a fish in her vagina so that she becames a mermaid

>>728889959
compliment anon on their photoshop

Draw an eye on her bottom half. That way it looks like a fish

Someone please put some legs on her?

>>728890337
kek

>>728890337
That made me chuckle

>>728889959
I-I .... shit OP you stumped me

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

fuck her as best I can

1. Throw her in pool
2. Call her Bob
3. ????????
4. Profit

Put back in box with all related product information and original packaging after filling out the required RMA form and printing the return label.

>>728889959
She looks like a penis.

>>728890624
lmao yes

>>728889959

Deformed vagina

>>728889959
If she doesn't have feet what's the point

>>728889959
That looks like a lotta fun.

>>728890665
that looks like a dick

>>728889959
Holy fuck since when do I have a pool, score

>>728889959
>walk outside
You insensitive cunt. Quit showing your leg privilege.

Whatever the fuck i want to her by the looks of it. not like she's going anywhere

>>728889959
That's just fuckin weird.

Bad dragon is gettin carried away

>>728889959
I wonder if this is like gore to footfags.

>>728889959
Ask her how in the fuck did she get tan lines

Whack out 10 inches and cum inside that legless freak the force of 1000 rhinos

>>728889959
Ask her if she wants to do the sex. If she said no I would be sad.

>>728890538
360 degrees would put you right back into her cunt, ya cunt.

>>728890834
She can still wear bottoms you fucking idiot.

I would Sit her on my dick and spin her like a basketball

>>728890854
Oh boy, summer already?
>>728890538
Pleased to see someone here remembers.

>>728889959
Get on it like vomit. Obvs.

>>728889959
If she's laying in front of the door
>hey, Matt
If she's floating in the pool
>hey, Bob
If she's hanging on the wall
>hey, Art

>>728890518
i see what you did there

>>728890954
Oh dear...

>>728889959
holy fuck, she can't run away...
>>728890891
/this

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>>728890815
My fucking sides kek

>>728891052
xD

>>728890815
lol

>>728889959
Lay her on top of me and fuck her ass, pretending my hairy man legs are her hairy woman legs.

>>728891242
Boy... your fetishes... they sure seem to be getting really, really particular, anon.

Ok how about this, I would hold her up with my cock hitting it from the back while making her do decline pushups till she pukes, which tightens her pussy around my dick every time she barfs.

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>>728889959
>sees a human fleshlight

>>728891690
>seize a human fleshlight

>>728889959
Ask her is she needs help
Or
Pretend I didn't see anything and walk away

>>728889959
Kick her into the pool

>>728889959
I just jacked off to this

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>>728893461
Too soon.

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>>728890270
Breed her and produce anything living, so it'll rank higher than this Abu.

>>728889959
oh great, UPS delivered my new fleshlight, bring it inside and cum in that pussy then wash it out with the garden hose

>>728889959
Is that Rey?

>>728889959
Well we'd have a conversation. I'm not a barbarian.

First thing I'd do? Break her fucking arms, of course.

Tell her that her being offends you and please her to walk away...

>>728889959
Run back in slam door