People happily eating salads thread.

>>728878508
now this is a thread I can get behind!

>>728878508
what the fuck is this gay shit, salads are gay

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Fuck. Yes.

captcha = salads

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Captcha: greenville

It's a sign

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>>728878508
You mean a bunch of stupid femmes who are exploding to tell you how they dont eat gluten grinning for no good reason like some kinda down syndrome putting their dick in a vacuum cleaner.... no thanks.
In fact fuck off, OP.

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What's going on in this thread?

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long live salad

>>728878806
ITT newfag gets triggered by salad

>>728878806
>not eating gluten
>wut is crouton

Fucking dumbass.

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Plot twist!

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>>728878806
>MFW newfags don't know what salad tastes like

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>>728878917
SHIT NO ANON THE PROBIOTICS!

Why do women need to smile for no good reason at all!?! People who smile for no reason look like total fucking stooges. They are either being told to smile and look happy to sell you somethig and youre dumb enough to buy into it or they really are dumb enough to just be geinning like a stupid retard for no good reason whatsoever. Eother way its fucking despicable.

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You don't make friends with salad

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>>728879025
U mad tho?

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>>728879025
sounds like you need some salad

>>728878897
Shut up you faggot vegan pussies. You worthless whiney fucking pieces of shit kys

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>>728878806
>mfw summerfags getting triggered by salad

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>>728879025
>>728878806
cucks complaining and not posting salad.

Smiling salad faggots are fucking shills.

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>>728879191
>im literally so angry that I'm literally so stupid that I'm literally making ad hominem attacks

I can smell the warm ranch breath already, the thick smell that almost choked, it fills the room and the slow rot of vegetables in teeth spraying out the enzyme digested stench to further nauseate everyone within 50ft

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>TFW your salad has so much to say

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even kids like salad!

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>>728879191
damn summerfag, did reddit let you out already?

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>>728879324

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>>728879362
>eating healthy feels good and makes you attractive to the opposite sex.

ftfy

>>728879316
They arent happy about salad you idiots. Its the fucking fast food corporations who sell you the salad telling people in their ads to smile!!
you stupid asses will buy anything if someone looks like they are enjoying it in a picture you small minded faggots!

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>>728878508
is sushi salad?

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>>728879510
Would you like some salad, Anon? You sound very new here.

>>728878806
Shut your clap trap you cucklord

>>728879587
no, sushi is sushi retard

>>728879428
Saved.

sauce?

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>>728879192

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>>728879510
it's like you've never had a salad

>>728879649
but is sushi a salad?

>>728879510
If you think people legitimately don't know that then you're the dumbest person here

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>>728879510
Do you really think corporations would market to babies? Don't be an idiot, these people clearly love their salads and you should to.

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>mfw newfags get mad about salad

>>728879657
Thousand Island

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>>728879510
I don't see any cheeseburger salads here, pup.

>>728878508
Lmao another newfag fad lets get back to YLYL threads you faggot.

>>728879649
Is... Steak salad?

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Even shirtless men can be happy whilst indulging in the salad

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>>728879742
>MFW salad makes a good joke

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Even niggers can enjoy salad

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>>728879871
mine just told the best one!

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>>728879871
Mfw tomata

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Sometimes salad requires assembly.

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>>728879685
NO U!!

>>728879825
I love steak salad

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>>728879742
lewl

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>>728879989
DELET MFER.

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>>728879811
>TFW Anon can't decide between fresh content or overproduced YLYL threads

You faggot salad faggots are the most worthless weak hippy fucking lazy scum! Someone shoild throw sulfuric acid in your salad fucking grinning for no reason stupid looking faces!!
I wish for Grinning salad faggot genocide!!!!!

>>728879825
I ate a steak salad today.

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>>728878508
I don't always eat salad...but when I do, stick my tongue up a nigger's ass

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>>728880159
literally triggered over salad

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>>728880005
Can snik be salud?

>>728880005
It isn't real, your thinking of lasagna

>>728880163
Haha no u didn't it not even real

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>>728880078
FITE ME IRL FGT

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>>728878573
>>728878806
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>>728880159
Newfags like,
>I don't like salad

>>728880229
Snik no

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>>728880159
You work for the corporation don't you. Here take this back to HQ.

>>728880391
but why no snik?

Holy shit NEWFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD WITH YOUR SALD POSTS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>728880229
*salad

>>728880266
nope, steak salad
you should try it

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>>728880300
cite your sources

Ive never been so disgusted by a group of internet faggots than you stupid useless assholes who think its so fucking stimulating and humerous to post pictures of people holding salad and grinning like stupid idiots!!
How simple could you be to be amused by something so retarded as a salad and some pointless genaric smile conspired together by corporate execufaggots.
You people should all kill your selves so you dont expect the rest of us to laugh at your low level sense of humor.

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>>728880308

>>728880438
snek?

u no mak salud from a snek!

I am unironically enjoying this thread.

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>>728880443
> old meme
newfag triggered by fresh and delicious memes

>>728880438
Bcoz I sed so. OK???

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>>728880537

>>728880341
Who is this beautiful creature?

>>728880563
I was the first reply. I'm glad this took off. I too am genuinely enjoying this

>>728880563
this is the best thread ive seen on /b/ in a while

>>728880537
Ive never been so disgusted by a group of internet faggots than you stupid useless assholes who think its so fucking stimulating and humerous to post pictures of people holding salad and grinning like stupid idiots!!
How simple could you be to be amused by something so retarded as a salad and some pointless genaric smile conspired together by corporate execufaggots.
You people should all kill your selves so you dont expect the rest of us to laugh at your low level sense of humor.

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>>728880537
thanks for the new copy pasta, friend.

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>>728880558

>>728880479
Proves nothing, watermark made things hard to visualise.
Couldn't see/10

>>728880560
>>728880537
I see now. if salid mak from a snek (snik?) then corporeshun make bad tast

>>728879657
i prefer a simple vinaigrette, more often than not.

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>>728880586
>old meme

Lel let me show you an oldmeme you fag.

>now he questions whether it's actually an oldmeme and if he'll look like a newfag or if it's just a shitpost.

>>728878508
salads r actually very healthy 4 you. love eating it w/ cessar dressing. cum too think about it. love my salade w/ a sweet cum shot of my gf pussy.

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>>728880708

>>728880458
Imaginary cuisine.
no proof, no clues, nothing.

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Most original thread thus far this year. Congratulations OP you've been awarded one Internet.

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>>728879811
>newfag fad

>>728880716
Literally get your eyes check m8.

Like, how did you even solve the captcha?

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I like WEEDING out the newfags

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>>728880780
The corporations made this dog smile.

>>728880849
newfag detected

we're bringing back old glory from the grave

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>>728880756
Same

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>>728880849
OP is a coolguy

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I'm not even bullshitting when I tell you guise that DIS IS THE BEST salad dressing ever fucking made. Try it as soon as you can. I teln u it best dresng 4lyfe

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>>728880206
ah, but would you let niggers tongue YOUR anus?

>>728880978
HEY! It's Coolguy!

>>728879825
No u dumbass steak is a steak and salud is a fucking salud

>>728880938
Is it morning glory by any chance? (It's a flower you know but also boner in the morning) Whahahahahahha

>>728880849
These threads are as old as Dubya Tee Snaxxx famalam

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>>728880689
Can someone say;
Copypasta salad?

I NEED MORE GODDAMN SALAD, WE ARE LOSING FOCUS HERE.

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I made biscuits and gravy.

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I can get vegetarian ITT

>newfags posing as oldfags despite not knowing anything about Salad threads

You guys are faggots.

>>728878508
love 2 date you bb.

>>728881120
Oh fuck pasta salad is God tier salad

>>728881138
god damn that looks good

>>728881177
Fuggin c-c-c-chekt

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>>728880818

>>728880843
don't get upset with me about your ignorance

Literally the most newfag thing I've seen this week. STOCK IMAGES??!? Did you even fucking try to hide your newfaggyness. Literally newfagging in my newfag you newfag.

>>728881026
COOLGUY!

>>728881204
I want to cum on her face

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>>728881154
But could it be oldfags trying to confuse newfags? Inception much?

Omg yaaaas
Tezt me
2252765663

>>728880919
I get my mother Marie to do it, sometimes my wife Debra does it but she rolls her eyes and calls me an idiot

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>>728881154
>claims experience
>doesn't post salad
it takes an entire village to make a salad anon.

>>728881268
Exactly nothing says oldfag like Stock Images from google.

>>728881066
but what if you made a steak salaud?

checkmate

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>>728881268
literally this. Spam Spiderman.

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>>728881249

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>>728881274
Tony two-shanks?

>>728881259
U are being rude it doesn't even exist it's all a lie

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More snacks for family

>>728881138
is that steak in the gravy?

Why are you guys spamming terrible memes.

>>728881362
Then it not real? Lol noob

Checkm8 m8

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>>728881345
particularly if you don't have them saved but farm them from the wild, on the fly

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>>728881268
You wish you newfags had such as fresh content as our salads.

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>>728881450
Sausage

>>728881399
NO U are lie

>>728881462
Stfu nerd i'll fuckin lick you three dozen times over the moon

Despite what they tell you salad threads were never a thing. You are being tricked and if you are retarded enough to believe they ever existed then you're just falling for the gag. This is my only warning. Anyone who legitimately believes these threads ever existed are newfags themselves.

>>728881154
p-prove it

>>728881395
is that tony two-shanks?

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>>728881573
this is one of le 4chins trickeries.

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I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole decided to make an English-language Futaba website without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

>>728881242
faggot

>>728881497
its real as soon as you finish making it stoopid

mate and check and cat

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>>728881573
Summerfag detected

is this what b has become? fucking newfags go post bananas

>>728881336
this post is underrated as fuck

>>728878807
Why is the guy on the left armed with a gun?

>>728881680
Get the FUCK off my /b/ you shitdick motherfucker u nd ASSHOLE

>lets make /b/ good again

>by spamming one of the most hated threads of all time

Seriously dude this is like saying you want to make /b/ good again and then spamming traps, Salad threads were just taking up space.

>>728881573
>TFW Newfag doesn't know if newfags are posing as oldfags, or if only oldfags will understand his meme.

>>728881777
777 of truth.

>>728881450
Obviously you're not from the south

>>728881777
How acoustic are you fgt?

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>>728881777
trips wasted on such a triggered faggot

>>728881777
Go away newfag

>>728881751
he heard that the number one killer of niggers is other niggers

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>>728881393
I'm pretty pissed image size is limited to 2mb now.

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>>728881636
Genius picture - the world needs more people like Mike Rosenthal


and more salad

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>>728881274

>>728880849
This shit old dude....(2011 old)

>>728881777
Salad threads never existed retard, it's just newfags trying to convince other newfags that it did exist and of course they know literally nothing about /b/ so they just go with it to seem cool. How deep does this go.

>>728881833
further south than you

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>>728880904
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>>728878508
Alll these fucking smiling salad bitches are fake ass actor/ models trying to make money by not doing any real work.
They should all be thrown into a wood chipper and made into a fucking cocksucking lazy bitch meat salad and then dump the slurry of chopped up idiots into shark infested water.
You fucking retarded pieces of shit will buy anything from a hot grinning idiot who you think will suck your dick you impresionable fucking consumer drones!!!
Seriously the world is doomed with all you faggots running around reproducing grinning like fucking twats while you eat a salad and text & drive your fucking priuses you worthless fucking wastes!! Take your heads outta your fucking self righteous assholes you useless pussies!!

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>>728881777
Anons face when he doesn't like salad

>>728881914
Go away newfag shoo!

>>728881916
eat that salad boy

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>>728881878
Ya same...my entire salad folder is 2<. Ain't that a bitch?!?

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>>728881391
spiderman is so 2000 and late.

>>728881690
Ha ha rookie mistake noob, once the salud even touch's steak it all dissolves into a brown paste sometimes even causes a small explosion, this guy once tried to make steak salud nd it killed him! Don't do it, pls
Nothing personal kid

>>728881905
>How deep does this go.

I mean it's working on some level atleast because these comments have managed to bait "oldfags" into being total faggots about something they know literally nothing about.

This could be bait too. It's a never ending process.

How is this making /b/ great again? Makes no sense explain please

>>728881911
I don't know what that means. Is that like the deep south joke from little nicky?

>>728881905
Shouldnt be feeding the trolls but Ive been here since 05 and Ive seen a few of these threads..

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>>728882067
>being this new
>not remembering salad threads

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>>728881777
I didn't realize this was an opinion thread. Salad or GTFO.

>>728881573
>Trolls
>Trolling
>Trolls
>Trolling
>Trolls
>Trolling
>Trolls
>Trolling
>Trolls
>Trolling
>Trolls

Heads up to newfags so you don't look stupid: Salad threads weren't a thing and these dudes are trolling you. I'm sorry for whiteknighting your thread but this is embarrassing.

>>728882139
*you're

Alright alright WHOS BAITING WHO HERE.

>>728882052
that doesn't happen when the steak IS the salaud

mind = blown

i'll leave you to clean up kid

>>728882129
yes but how did it start and why

>>728882192
>not knowing misspelling your is a meme

newfag.

>>728882192
it's your

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Salad posting is new banana!!!

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it was pregnant women eating salad not simply salad

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>>728881693

>>728882278
see
>>728882272

>>728882080
I don't know what you mean, i'm in australia

>>728882264
It didn't start, they're trying to trick you into believing they were a thing so you start posting them and thinking you're an oldfag. I don't know if the guy who started this is in on the joke or just dense but that was the joke.

>>728882272
see
>>728882278

>>728882286
i really like this picture. mind if i save it, friend?

>>728882136
This is exactly why I dont get into arguments on /b/

It's pointless, there is no winning.

If you disagree you are lying to yourself.

>>728882356
This.

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>>728881777
Good, bye.

Leave your matching numbers when you go.

>>728881914
Listen here buddy. I have been eating salad for over 9000 meals and I am well aware of the god damn benefits of the salad. My grandfather first introduced me to ranch fucking dressing when I was only four years old and it forever changed the shape of my mouth. I now smile at least 24 hours a day from the crisp taste of salad and ranch. So go back to your stupid dinner table and eat your lazy, corporate steak because I have had enough.

>>728882390
>If you disagree you are lying to yourself.
No I'm not

Jesus christ this is the worst thread in the history of /b/, no wonder /b/ was never good.

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>>728882139
Newfag is so new he can't tell difference between OC and old meme.

>>728882377
It's all yours my friend :)

>>728882355
gotcha. Yeah biscuits with white gravy is a traditional southern usa breakfast.

sometimes there is sausage in the gravy.

>>728882338
see
>>728882371

>>728882390
no i'm not

>>728882453
>should have taken the time to salad the whole pasta

>Gorillas love salad

>>728882223
>this
>snake who eats its own tail

>>728882485
The fact that he's lying about you lying about posting salad is diffidently interesting bait.

>>728882492
Thanks Lori!

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>>728882225
Nah not happnen' not real.
Don't take it personally young child

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>>728882286
When oldfags and newfags come together and make a salad

>>728882516
steak would be better

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>>728881914
it's okay son
have some salad

>>728882480
>implying the generic shit threads that are posted here every day are better

>>728882479
>>728882527


Thank you for this, genuinely laughed

>>728882625
Ouroboros
>you're welcome

LOL so random. Gonna start posting this to facebook, maybe I'll even call it saladmemes.

>>728882356
OP here.
This was actually a meme back in
2010-2011. It came and went, just like most memes. You're just so new that you don't know how fresh salad tastes after years of shitty content.

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>>728882655
totally real.
no offence inexperienced embro

>>728882024
it do.

>>728882762
#salad

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>>728882762
You do that, and I'll hire Mark Zuckfucknsuck to snuff your account out, just like that (*finger click*).

>>728882762
fuck off and die

>>728882731
*your

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>>728882762

>>728882834
Fake news.

>>728881914
lol

>>728882980
No he was actually right anon. I have a PhD in English. That anonimoos postr wuz ackchually corect

>>728883075
faggot post

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OP here again.
Thank you all so much for contributing to this thread.
To all the oldfags out there, thank you. For recognizing what makes /b/ great.

>>728883121
I have to disagree anon. Although there has been much debate over the years, 'your' should be considered the only proper usage of the word.

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I love me a good salauds dressing

>>728882480
welcome back, kick your shoes off, stay a while.

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>>728878508
Congrats you're making this site better by filling it with memes that weren't funny then and especially aren't funny now. The reason this site sucks now isn't because of newfags it's because no one is making a change. We have always complained about these things now do something you faggot.

>pic related

>probably what you said in 2010

You're revising history you complete faggot.

>>728883268
Mighty fine salad you got there. Later anon

>>728882762
YOLO420BLAZEIT

>>728882880
Is that 3d?

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What are some good threads to filter out with the 4chan filters?

>>728883190
Do i have to cross my eyes to see these 3d images?

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>>728883268

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>>728883425
>when you're so new, you don't have any memories to share with the younger generation and you think you know what's best for a board of autistic faggots and you got your little cherry-tomato popped by a nice fresh salad

>>728883577
What the fuck is happening to that girls nose

>>728883521
Traps, secrets, pics saved, anything by Germans...

>>728878508
My salad is so funny, always tell me jokes..

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>>728883479
sooo many peanuts......

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Salads are good.

And good for you!

>>728883629
fb faps, celeb threads, what would you do...

>>728883577
I signed up but I can't see the image.

>>728883724
grandma's boy reference?

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>>728883664
>sooo many peanuts......
No. They're pine nuts.

From salad

>>728883664
Yeah but look shes smiling so by default some of the fucking impresionable salad thread retards have inevitably consumed some of their own poop!

I just found out that if you type in your credit card information here it gets filtered
xxxx-xxxx-xxxx

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Certain fruits and vegetables help clear up your skin, and whiten your teeth

>>728883759
Check your 4chan gold account settings

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>>728883425
OP brings a smile to someone's face in between your beloved shitstorm of

>NIGGER
>TRAP
>R8ME
>FURFAG
>LITERAL AUTISM

fuck m8 cry moar.

>>728883206
Nothing personal, kid

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>>728883821
Trying way too hard. Relax. Have some salad

>>728883835
Does it work with social security numbers too?

xxx-xx-xxxx

>>728883876
I did, safe mode is off.

I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole decided to make an English-language Futaba website without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

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>>728883819
Nope

Salads help balance your bod, and give you more energy!!!

Who doesn't like that!

>>728883819
can peanut into salad?

>>728881673
>>728883979
Samefag

>>728883961
Let me try
xxx-xx-xxxx

>>728883945
You must have just discovered that eating poop does not bring a smile to your face.
Thats because the smile you seek is not brought on by salad, its brought on by a paycheck. You must be very dissapointed. Your dissapointment brings me joy. Kys

>>728883977
Turn it off then on again

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>>728884079
What an odd place to type in my important information, but what the hey, it's safe.

call me, faggots xxx-xxx-xxxx OH YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I'M SAFE

>>728884063
Well no shit dumbass!!
Wow you have just engaged full retard

>>728880479
Would fuck 10/10

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>>728884083
>Your dissapointment brings me joy. Kys
hahahahahahahaha

You definitely need some salad

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Look at this beautiful mother fucking salad!

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Tfw newfags cant understand shit

>>728884098
ok, brb.

>>728882029
Is salad 2000 and great?

>>728878747
Let me just enjoy my dry fucking salad without dressing or anything

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I love steak salud


Pic related, its me and my mother enjoying a meal together :)

>>728884098
>>728884207
Didn't help, and now it's saying something about system32 virus?

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>>728884159
>>728881673
>>728883979
samefag

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>>728884158

>>728884246
>enjoy

I was going to kink shame you, but in this tender new world, I'll respect your sexual identity.

>>728884238
It's cooler than cool, I know that for sure.

>>728884272
Okay so i need you to go to C:\Windows\system32.

>>728884257
sorry bub

i'm not down with that

also ur mom looks retarded

>>728884189
i want this salad man to be my wife

>>728884473
Thanks! We also went to the park after and I went on the slide! :-)

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>>728884451
Now what?

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Post limit. Slow drift to 404 now. Relax. It's time. Eat salad. Dream....dream of days when threads like this were more common

Thank you OP

I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole decided to make an English-language Futaba website without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

I can't find any pictures of salud, where you find?

>>728884586
Now i need to delete the file.
This will not only allow 4chan golden account images to be visible but also improve internet connection.

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>>728884633
I'm such an oldfag I remember when this thread started.

>>728884724
Which file?

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>>728884685
>>728884159
>>728881673
>>728883979
samefag trying to get the last word.

Clearly a meat-eater

>>728884744
timestamp?

>>728884724
*I need you to delete the file

>>728884803
System 32

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>>728884794
I literally haven't left this thread to refresh the main page.

Fuck all that other trap pony autism shit, it's all about salads (and sinks)

>>728884744
You're lack of irony is shiny

>>728884843
>>728884803
>>728884744
Did you upgrade the BIOS? I think 4chan gold requires version 4.0 or higher.

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This happened to me also but it's fine now

>>728884843
ok, one second.

>>728884933
Do I have to call Dell for that?

>>728884915
Completely agree. I've been here since the thread that spawned this thread started.