Get me laid dubs decides

>>728870583
bumpski

Im gonna rape you

>>728870583
Deliver >>728870777

>>728870777
Hello, I am a trans-nigger

>>728871018
that was me, op o.O will deliver to start us off though

So... are you conjoined twins or something?

Hello.

hey sarah how ya doin yo

>>728871064
reroll

>>728870583

you know how I know we're going to have sex tonight?

I'm stronger than you.

my ass, for no cash ;)

>>728871015
Roll

you and that ugly bitch to your left should totally suck this 3 inch cock of mine.

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Ball is rolling

>>728871151
rollin this just why not

Sharpie in pooper

hey sarah, hows your aunt?? she live near you?? btw, where you live?? you trynna see me??? ight, on the way. I got ya IP and geo traked dat shiiit lulz ;)

>>728871249
Oh shit he did it

>>728871249
Wtf I hate Donald Trump now

So are you the very pretty one in th a pic?

>>728871399
Wth

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>>728871399
Sad, I'm a big supporter. I'll break it to her one day

>>728871399
kek op pls delivar

Bet you haven't sucked as much dick as I have.

I want to bust a nut in you and on you little friend there. We can have a four some with the two of you myself, and my barely legal sister.

I like to masturbate to child pornography

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Next. No response on the previous

I'm glad trump bombed Syria I fucking hate brown people

>>728872609

what's the difference between a woman and a catfish?

one is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other's a fish

tryna fuck?what dat mouf do?

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PS vulgar comment s like this are gold. Best response

>>728872609
sharpie in pooper c:

Volvo my ass.

>>728872609
Looking kinda thiccc there sweetheart.
Getting sweaty and messy with me might help you shed a few pounds.

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Roll on the girl you want me to respond on. No reference I'll just post to last chick I posted

Hey little lady!

This thread is weak on the dubs

I have always had fantasies about transgender girls and for the last year and a half I have been masterbating to nothing but transgender porn. I must say I really admire the curage you have to stand up for who you know you are and not be crippled by the weight of social stands of normalcy. With that being said, I believe I am ready to turn my fantasy into a reality. However, as I am still an anal virgin, the whole sex aspect kind of has me cautious. If we were to move forward with this relationship, how endowed are you and would you be gentle and take things slow until I am comfortable with you slam fucking my blown out cum dumpster that we will call my asshole.

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>>728872977

>>728872907
Who needs glasses when you could use my balls for goggles.

>>728873051
op you killed it

Ever tried anal with WD-40?

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Another

Show me your tits babe

I came here to steal your panties

SHOW YO TITTIES BITCH!!!

Prove to me that you're human by sending me nudes

>>728873130
Did you know that Leah spelled backwards is hael as in Hael Hitler?

Send nudes or I shoot up my school!

How bout I put some fruity pebbles and milk in your ass so you can shit it into my mouth for breakfast

Do you like sharpie in pooper?

>>728873300
PAHAHAHAHA

>>728873300
Winrar

>>728873300

Ayy

Can't keep this sword in my pants yeah

>>728873272
Total fucking retard. Desperate for any type of communication. The most you'll get back from this is a correction of this fucking millennial's misspelling of Heil.

>>728873444
Shit motherfucker

>>728873300

kekd

>>728873300

If OP actually types this I will delay going to bed to find out if he gets a visit from the police

I came to your pictures ;)

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>>728873300
>>728873444
Damn. Inb4 op arrested

DICK

I am almost 18 and have autism. Wanna fuck?

I LOVE MEMES

I am autistuc and live shemale cock

>>728873595
Behind you!

I have a rare strain of terminal aids that can only be cured with your big tits. Help a brutha out

Do you know how to tie a noose? Asking for a friend.

my neighbour told me to be more quiet while I fucked his daughter

sedun dnes

when b = a, is a =b?

so: "babe" will be "abae"? or again "babe"?
I just dont get it

I want to take a shit on your chest, freeze it with liquid nitrogen and then force feed it down your throat as I slit your taint and watch you bleed out.

I fuck dogs in my free time

Send me pictures of your dead relatives to fap to plz

I just farted. Wanna bite?

Big nigs gonna need mo rope

>>728874278
this

A-Wonka-Wonka-doooo!!! Hey hey lol im cute and sometimes a douchebag, that's your only warning! Anyways, I think you have nice shoes, let's fuck!

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>>728874755

>>728874755
WIIINNNNNERRRRR

Let me into your womb!

Check your voicemail...

Eat me black cock

Screeeeeeeeching parrots singing tunes of hatred for niggers

I had a dog named Leah once...I fucked it

If PULLING someone's finger makes them fart, does PUSHING their finger make their butt suck air in?

>>728870583
>>728870777
>>728871015
>>728871064
>>728871070
>>728871112
>>728871161
>>728871183
I dont care what you niggers say

If you really wanna have fun, then kiss my ballsack

I will gladly fuck your dog for sixpence

I lynched two niggers back when I was 7

Send n00ds or I come to your home and fuck your mop bucket

Bow down to me, pleb

Goddamnit I fucking give up you cunt fuck your dubs

I'd grab you by the pussy! #hillaryisacunt #amiright

Nigger puddinh

I'm ready, mommy

Hi, I asked /b/ to help me get laid. This is the message they came up with for me, is it working????? Plz...

Your name gives me a raging hard on

I loved your cam show on chaturbate

Dubs are nowhere to be seen...

>>728875413
>>728875449
>>728875792
>>728876069
>>728876372
all of these an "I am almost 18 and have autism. Wanna fuck?"

On our first date, I'd show you that I can suck my own cock, just so you didn't have to. ;-)

>>728876477
>>728876533
winrar x2

>>728876533
Fucking finally

You remind of Amy Schumer, only uglier and fatter. Wanna smash?

I only date girls with a dick

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Delivered. It is 3am so replies maybe tomorrow

I bet you kiss girls, faggot

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>>728876792
We got a live one!!!

Did it hurt when you felt from heaven, you little piece of astronaut shit?

>>728876792
Damn, I hope I can catch the thread

>>728876851
bumproll

Hitler did nothing wrong

Show me dubs

>>728876938
Reroll

>>728876843
Oh shit!

Rolllling

Don't be shy, show me your brown eye

>>728876843
Speechless? Oh I'll make you speechless with a mouthful of dick.

I like traps but I'm not Carlos, I'm my own original character "Fern-Tondu"

I wanna fuck you, even if you have autism

Sooooo, how do I order you? Is it like Bitcoin, visa etc?? I'm new to this tender thing..

>>728876843
Tits or GTFO

I way only be a 15 year old boy, but i have the sex drive of a 27 year old woman.

Transmit me all of your sexual diseases

I masturbate to pictures of dead Syrian people.

>>728876843
In my land, writing 4 dots is a symbol that you're down to fuck

Let's fuck

>>728877188
Check em

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>>728877188
>>728877206

>>728877188
>>728877233
You heard em, OP

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>>728877188
>>728877244

I'm 5 feet 1 and my dick is 5 inches 1

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>>728877233

Do you always talk to strangers at 3am? That's kinda weird...

I know, you think I'm doing the same thing.. but you're no stranger to me, I know you very well. Very..VERY WELL

half you retards are just spouting shit out we could make this great but you keep saying shit that would make even a fat ho never message back

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Here you goes

I am a lesbian Indian scammer working for a fake tech support company. I like younger women with large tits and a nice size ass. You meet my criteria, prepare to be chained to my basement wall for the rest of your life.

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>>728877408

Ever think of sending nudes you dumb dyke?

>>728877462
This bitch is taking the dumbest bait

>>728877206
>>728877443
Rerolling both of mine

>>728877462
The rapey? I can't STOP thinking about it. I wish to violently penetrate your rectum repeatedly. I'm a gentleman so I'll be wearing my tophat during

>>728877462
Still waitin on them titty balls

Kate is top mate, her fate is late and my dick is bate

Look. That was outright vulgar of me. But really.. what is not a better way to break the ice! Haha anyways. I'm a cute and a bit of a brat sometimes ;-)

Im just playing. I asked 4chan to dictate my messages to you based on repeating digits because i have no dick

>>728877462

The only therapy I need is the kind my cock can get in your mouth

>>728877462
Contemporary studies indicate that the best type of therapy are your big ass titties.

>>728877462
Oh Kate, I'm so sorry about my words...now could you please come over and show me your tits

this bitch is talking the dumbest shit

>Im just playing. I asked 4chan to dictate my messages to you based on repeating digits because i have no dick

>>728877700
Full house

>>728877462
When you do your dirty business, like 9 times out of 10, what would you say the consistency was? Is it like little pebbles or more like soft served?

>>728877665
so close
rollin

>>728877700
Kek

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>>728877700

I have actually been on therapy. He said I would get over my pedophilic instints if I started dating women hehe.

>>728877462

I did, but what would help me even more than that? A fine pic of your boobs

>>728877766
You have to send her this screenshot

Look, kate, I'm a pilot,and Im looking to land on your strip. Paymecaahah

>>728877752
:P

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>>728877766

I lost my virginity to a 12 year old so I think "therapy" would get me locked up for incest, even though she told me she was 18. :/

>>728877725
>>Im just playing. I asked 4chan to dictate my messages to you based on repeating digits because i have no dick

I'm sorry... I was just trying to be vulgar and funny like the website suggested.. now I just feel stupid for even trying... :-/

>>728870583
javascript:quote('728877733')

Kek

Does nailing your ball sack to a table counts as therapy?

>>728877841
Username?

>>728877856
Roll

Call 911 im having a stroke. My adress is. 56 ye d ggf sst

I'm sorry... it was a dumb dare my friends made. I don't mean any of it.

I want to fuck your dead mom

I've got a dick and I'm not afraid to wank it.

>>728877735
roll

Therapy?What's "the rapy"?

abcdefg hijklmnop qrstuvw qrstuvw xyz, lalalala and thats the alphabet

Can I stick my pinky in you?

>>728877970
Reroll

When we meet all i want to do is fuck you in the ass and call my uncle bob when i cum in your eye

Kate is a lovely name btw... It's my mom's name...

God I'm so hard right now...

>>728878055
kek

>>728878055
55555

>>728877841
What is on your nasty mind?
Don't you wanna get fucked from behind?
They treat me like a dirty slave
And beat me like I won't behave
I just wanna get freaky baby

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>>728878055

>>728878055
kek

>>728878055
Winner!!!

There is a 1/10 chance that this post is dubs abd a 100% chance that if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>728878093
Reroll fuck cunt

>>728878055
Win

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>>728878133

I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend to be a slug... Care to join me ;) xxx

I gues what im trying to say is, youre the girl for me. #?

>>728878129
What's wrong with ME? How about what's wrong with YOU?!

I have nothing but love for you, and I'd really appreciate it if you sent me nudes

>>728878199
yay

>>728878199
Fuckin winrar

I want you to fuck my mom

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>>728878199

I'm sorry ma'am. My little brother stole my phone, and as you can tell, he's incredibly mature. I sincerely hope I have not caused you any irreparable grief.

I think its time you stop using tinder and find a real man before your eggs rot and turn into saw dust

>>728878199
Deliver!

>>728878055

Fuck me like my dad used to ;)

>>728878047

Want to meet for tacos?

I WANT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS

>>728878397

There are two kinds of gitls that use tinder. Those that have fucked every available guy in their extended group and cant find new mates because of their reputation for being a slut.. and those that are too ugly to find a guy in the first place. Which one are you?

I can shove ny head up my anus

I'm kinda sorta into rape. ...

Bill Cosby & Chill?

>>728878397

rolling

>>728878449
This

>>728878499
winrar

>>728877856
reroll

>>728878499
Winrar

Either we're having sex or I'm having sex

>>728878298
Stop playing hard to get...bitches LUUUV vaseline

I have aids

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>>728878499

So none of these lines worked... Look I took advice from some stupid website that said vulgar funny lines like these are what attract women.. obviously didn't help my case any. Hi

>>728878569
FUCK ME JERRY

My dad raped me when I was small.

I just wanna fuck my long lost sister. Is that a problem

>>728878298
I'll stick anything up my dick hole for $10

>>728878570
Roll

You niggers dont even know subtlety.

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>>728878298
Better explain what's going on because your smile is making it hard to find out more about the same date of birth control pills and I'm not sure if you want to talk about it.

>>728878637
What did you expect from a bunch of nu-/b/tards

>>728878570
Roll

OBAMA IS A FUCKING FILTHY NIGGER SPIC

If I give you $10 can you stamp on my balls in high heels? Bruise me baby make me yours xxx

I Will 9/11 in your ass

>>728878613
Rollin

>>728878688
We've been exposed.

Next gurl please

>>728878570
Rolling for this

I apologize. This was just a foolish attempt to gain your attention. But now that I seem to have it, I would like to tell that I find you very attractive, interesting and that I'd really like to get to know you better.
I can judge by your pictures that you're a very passionate but shy girl who is here because the real world is just not enough and that perhaps here you could find someone who can fullfill your expectations.
I can't promise you that I accomplish that, but if you give me the chance, maybe something beautiful can blossom out of this.
So, with that being said: hey, how was your day? and more importantly, can you show me your perky tits?

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>>728878688

>>728878688
Well well well

>>728878744
Nice

>>728878688
Unfortunately...Deliver this, OP

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>>728878744
Maybe soon lol

How big are your tits? please describe but with fruit

>>728878688
winstartsfgbnm,.

Also if dubs "I love you sister dear. Mommy separated us at birth cause she didn't want our pedo dad to rape you. sucks to be me"

>>728878813
sorry, i have rabies

>>728878788
Kek

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>>728878788

Plz respond

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I sure do wanna hang me some niggers this thursday at 5pm downtown. Bring some of the coal monkeys you used to pork and ill let you off with a few cracks of my whip on that T H I C C azz of yours. Also ill be roasting groid babies with bbq sauce for the hell of it.

>>728878813
Why do you do this?

>>728878866
Send her the post number lel

>>728878570
Rollin

I will Lionel Messi in your ass

This would've gone better if you had something to contribute to the conversation.

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>>728878866

Should've swiped left

>>728878889
Holy fuck that was the closet I've gotten to quads. i want to die

I like my women how I like my wine.. 7 years old and locked in my basement

I play quarters with my butthole

>>728878570
Roll

>>728878570
Roll for this

My love is like thunder and lightnin
After it's over
I'm lookin like I got my ass kicked by Tyson

>>728878972
Kys you retarded niggerfaggot

>>728878888

Sooo... What do think of nugget porn?

>>728878954
She got them dubs boi

I really really want to show you a meme of a banana

If you reallly think about it hitler did nothing wrong.

>>728878999
Do trips count as a win?

Send her my number 8773934448

>>728878999
Winrarararararar

IDK if you are telling me I'm bringing you Peace, or of you are telling me you want me to use two fingers on you.. but I kinda want to give you all these ones

The 19th amendment needs to be repealed. Womens suffrage was a mistake. This country has gone downhill since women were allowed to vote themselves more welfare and les consequences. Crater crotch whores plz go

>>728879016
Hey that's pretty good

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>>728878999

Do you like Samurai Jack? Because I'm gonna chain you up and ass fuck you in the name of Aku.

Jesus intended for us to meet.

>>728879036
roll

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>>728879047
Nypa faggot

>>728879073
Recovery

>>728879068
>The 19th amendment needs to be repealed. Womens suffrage was a mistake. This country has gone downhill since women were allowed to vote themselves more welfare and les consequences. Crater crotch whores plz go

Reply to me or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

Send Dick Pic

>>728879073
She is done OP. no coming back from this one

Hope I didn't scare you. Can we start over? :)

Step 3: Say something she can sympathize to

Keep those niggers, back in the hood.

Want to meet for tacos?

>>728878547
as long you dont have AIDS.....

>>728879200
Please?

You really seem like a sweet girl. Im sorry

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>>728879200
Oh hell yeah. Like that's gonna work

Can my dad assfuck you? It's my fetish.

>>728879200
Too late. She unmatched lol

>>728879200
I just have a really weird sense of humor.

>>728879322
Lol

>>728879322
Dfq

>>728879112
its the number form the old Optimum Triple Play commercials.
also if dubs "i am sorry if i sounded retarded. I am autistic as fuck. wanna bang"

>>728879322
Here we go lol

>>728879322
Lmao

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>>728879322
>1:11:11

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>>728879322
New girl. Other one is long gone

>>728879322
>>728879366
Winrar lol

New girl cmon op

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>>728879366

You've successfully stopped me from fapping tonight

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>>728879200
>>728879322
>>728879366
These carry over

Wait. You're not my cousin!

I like my women like i like my coffee beans. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across central America.

>>728879449
...and while my dad fucks you, can I call you mommy and fap furiously?

>>728879482
sorry, that was my mum writing

>>728879528
Roll!

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>>728879511
4am. I'm sending them one by one now

Hi im from a community of autists known as the bee keepers. We dont actually keep bees but we want you to be our communal gf. You down?

I have a slug fetish, you up for some kinky shit?

what are your top three most hated races?

The last girl i dated was my six year old lil' sister. Stole her virginity and every thing.

>>728879511
Oh fuck I'm so sorry my brother is being a faggot

Can we start this conversation over? I messed it up.

i have a 2d waifu on my computer :3

>>728879545
Roll

>>728879600
Be my queen bee

i liek to rub mayo on my dick after I shower. I hope you donut mind the creamy salsa

You're dad can assfuck me at the same time ;)

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>>728879600

>>728879593
Eastern time eh?

>>728879600
Deliver!!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? the wheelchair.

>>728879491
You're probably just like me. Beneath the thin veneer of societal expectations, we are destined to feel much that is similar. Companions of starstuff drifting through the void. Meeting you hear has also alleviated my sexual burden as I know I am not alone. Nor are you, Starchild. Nor are you.

>>728879593
I have chronic autism disorder. Are you willing to donate a chromosome

Pokemon go date? Or no is that weird?

You're cute :)

>>728879647
Reroll

>>728879668
Alyssa, you would make us so happy. Plz omg

>>728879716
Roll

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>>728879668
You picked a hell of a time to be doing this OP.

>>728879668
Is the S silent?

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>>728879687
Double sent for you

Waiting for a reply...

Sorry I'm autistic

Put the memes in the bag, onee-chan

I have a raging boner right now.

>>728879745
roll

I don't even like bacon

Hey are you willing to shove anal cream in my butthole. My sister died of cancer this morning so she can't.

can you pretend to be autistic so i can get more comfortable?

>>728879810
This is going to get weird isn't it?

All the song lyrics from baby by Kiss from a rose

>>728879758
Roll

You down for communal reproduction?

My life.. my greed.. what have i become. What have ...we?? Become?

>>728879896
Holy fuck this lol

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

>>728879959
Kek reroll

You look familiar, I think you owe me $5

I won't be making a new thread today, but later once I wake up. Maybe I'll get some replies. Good job anons, though the posts are rarely coherent

Say the following out loud:
Ice
Bank
Mice
Elf

Do you want to hear a secret?

Wanna play some Kahoot?

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>>728879979
Kys

I would really appreciate if you could help me judge the aesthetic value of my cock on a scale from 0 to 10.

>>728879810
I listen to All Star by Smouth Mouth while I masturbate. Is that normal? Shrek gives me a hard-on

>>728879810
You awake like me? I'm retard for doing this at 4 am but I'm an attention seeking whore myself (You)

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>>728880044
New thread will be at 6pm est today. With replies and more new girls.

>>728880017
Night op. Thanks for the laughs

Please, share some of that pussy bro. I'm tired of constantly beating my sister unconscious so I can rape her.

Have you ever played Minecraft while doing meth? lol

Your pics gives me such a boner!

Well, it's more of a splinter than a boner, but what does it matter really. Anyways you're a cute guy!

>>728880141
Np. I have about 50 girls I haven't responded to yet. So lots of material for later today

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>>728880047
>>728880047
Fuck off

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>>728880200

I prefer the company of gentleman, however a lady with your form is fit just right for me. If you give me the goods I can offer money through check, cash, or gift cards to your favorite publicly traded stores. Give me your phone number now so I don't have to do work to find it and we can make this happen.

>>728880200
Oh good

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>>728880264
Here's the facepic

>>728880320
You look like a guy btw

>>728880320
Lol perfect person to call a guy

Go to bed, fag

May I impregnate you with the Antichrist? The ritual must be tonight or we'll have to wait another 78 years more.

>>728880276
Roll

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>>728880420
>>728880427
Another pic

Do you like jazz?

Magpgies on fire, making love like little wolves out on the porch can lead to medicine. Oh well, I'm game for anything at al.

Scarecrows a liar, spins a yarn and no one ever checked it out to see if it was real. Sold you the moon and now it's time to fall.

All in all it's like a bird who's trapped alone inside the cage, Love.

What more do you want? How much more can you take? I love my mistakes. I've been here before.

All in all it's just a call of something wise beyond your room. There's a changing of a major chord, your minor threat will do, Love.

My gun misfired. Shot myself instead I guess I always knew I'd be the one to lose. That screen door slams, time to make a move.

What more do you want? How much more can you take? I love my mistakes. I've been here before.

All in all it's like a bird who's trapped alone inside the cage, Love.
A bird who's going to live at half your age, Girl. A bird who's never really had a say.

What more do you want? How much more can you take? I love my mistakes. I've been here before.

Least of all she's like, a bird who's now been freed from someone's cage.

>>728880320
I have 3 pairs of testicles on my forehead. Wanna see?

>>728880514
Rerolling

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>>728880477

>>728880514
Probably gonna keep trying til it works, OP just hook it up

You look like a guy BTW

>>728880477
Winrarararararar deliver

>>728880320
Sperm is good for your skin. Can I rub some on your dead family member's corpse

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>>728880577