Just share them, this is a safe place.

these threads are posted by some sorta evil mastermind who wants to know all our secrets
i dont trust em

[the following is gaaay]

I rubbed my butt-hole area with a massager three times, came on two of the occasions

It was forgettable the first time, fun the second, and not worth the hassle the third

>>728865428
im in love with someone and the thought of her with anyone else angers me

>>728867482
oooh you have a crush

So do i but it's worse

I have a crush on three different girls

I want to suck cock and super submissive but i'm extremely masculine and I tell everyone i'm straight even though i'm a virgin :l

>>728868347
First of all being straight has nothing to do with virginity (don't know if this is a typo on your end)

Second of all, half this website wants to experiment. You and I are good examples.
Do you at least have some friend who keeps your secrets?

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>728869384
You puckered for pupper

>>728869367
I mean... Was she hot?

>>728868859
only one friend i have entrusted with the information specified also it was supposed to be im also a virgin idono i have a huge fetish of being a woman and treated like a sex toy but I am very masculine and I pride myself with being as straight as possible

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>>728865428
I get off on betraying my gf's trust. I try to find old perverts to add awful captions to her nudes telling me that they own her most private possessions. Then I fap furiously to the proof that my precious trusting young gf is getting used like free porn behind her back. Cum buckets then feel like shit for giving her away

>>728865428
i am straight and i have sex with women

>>728870185
I know that feel anon

There are times when I'm.in the horny mood where i think about what it's be like to just get fucked silly, but at the same time i also want to be the one that fucks people silly

Like you, only one person knows I'm basically bi, but he's gay. And he's flirted with me before (i don't want to fuck him, but I've considered getting a hand job from him. I know he'd try to escalate it though)

I'm convinced it's be easier for me to get in bed with another male before i find a girl. Doesn't mean I'm bent on doing it, them ladies is hawt, yo.

For you, don't worry about your physical appearance, plenty of gay bottoms who also hot the gym in case a bear attack.
I was actually reading a post about the potential dangers of trying to be the other sex, maybe I'll post it?

>>728870764
lol gay

bimp

>>728870364
Show me.

Kick?

I'm 100% straight, and /b/ makes me feel out of place.

I don't find men even slightly attractive but fuck, all the traps and faggots on here seem to have a lot of fun. life would be more interesting if I were bi.

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my dream job is assistant to whitney as long as i have to lotion her legs on a daily basis

>>728865428
I touch myself at night. Is that bad?

>>728872848
awful.
you should should try touching other people at night. maybe a family member?

>>728873425

Last time I did that I got arrested. ):

>>728872848
yes

I hate my life and always have, too much of a coward to end it, i exist alone so when i do waste away no one will miss me

I found my mother's collection of vibrators and dildos and use them religiously. For some reason the thought of sharing with my mom and possibly getting caught turns me on.

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>>728865428
Coming to terms with the fact that I'm probably going to die alone.

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>Much older cousin forced his cock down my throat when I was 8
>Tried to kill myself last year; I just barely survived
>I cry myself to sleep almost every night

>>728873850
hot if femanon, degenerate filth if anon

>>728867482

Awww shit. We got an Elliot Rodgers code blue. Please move to intercept before this escalates to code red

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Let me tell you about Thanksgiving 1997. I'm seven years old.. Some weird fucking family I've never met (and have never seen since) shows up at my grandmother's house. They won't shut the fuck up about a salad they brought. The kids are insufferable, I couldn't pay attention to what they were saying if I tried. The little ginger faggot is in the bathroom for so long that I go running around the house with a full bladder, about to shit my pants. I piss a 1"3" spot on my pants, and try to hide it for a few minutes. I cut a ball off shit off with my clenching anus, and it rolls down my leg. Meanwhile, I observe the two older scumbags taking what is leftover on their plates and putting it BACK INTO THE SALAD BOWL. Finally, I get my turn to shit. I come out to my aunt picking up my shit, mistaking it for the dogs, and throwing it away. Everyone is eating the salad, and they see my piss stain.

>>728874173

Damn. Similar story but wasn't mouth raped. Much older cousin forced me to jerk him off when I was about that age. Our families went on vacation together when I was 16. We shared a hotel room. Bullied me into sucking his dick but I kind of liked it. Sucked him off every night for a little over a week

I put a spell on my best friend and now he's madly in love with me. I feel like shit now

>>728865428
nice try, FBI

I'm an associate attorney for a large corporate white-shoe firm. A few years back I helped a large mining company cover up the fact that it bulldozed a small village in South America because it found gold underneath and wanted to build a mine there. They bribed the local officials to turn the other way and about 100 people lost their homes. This is illegal under U.S. law (FCPA). For my hard work, I got a six-figure bonus. The company was never caught.

I bought a Porsche with the money and then sold it a year later when I got bored. The only thing that makes me feel guilty is that I know a normal person should, even though I don't.

>>728874173
Awesome, glad you're having a good time!

I have a hidden cam in my bathroom and I film all my female friends pissing, shitting, showering, changing, whatever when they come over.

>>728875107
Would be hotter if you are a femanon

>>728875408

Who says I'm not?

>>728875509
Me, faggot.

MTF doesn't count

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i regret this

>>728875600

K

>>728875107
upload

>>728875737

Lol and risk someone recognizing my bathroom or someone in the video? Fuck that.

I blame myself for my mother's suicide

I have a crush on this guy in my math class who already has a girlfriend

>>728865428
i am 26 and i still live with my mom.

>>728872452
So try it out. I used to think kissing a guy was disgusting and felt different than kissing a girl. It really doesnt. Your eyes are usually closed anyways. Its so weird and unusual to me that it becomes kinky and hot. I couldnt ever date a guy but hooking up is something else. The sheer kinkiness and taboo of it helps me get off.

>>728867482
That sounds tough anon.

I still cant really get over my ex. Every time I think I'm ok, something happens where I second guess myself.

>>728875965

Same. But I'm 31

>>728875911
Similar... I blame myself for my grandfather's death.

>>728875965
What is that like?

I am 22 have a girlfriend that is 19 and currently have 2 very hot girls who live in my state that want to fuck me with all their souls, girl 1 is 16 and lives 3 1/2 hours away girl 2 is 14 and lives 5 hours away. I am seriously considering going through with this as I seem to actually be in love with girl 1.

>>728876026
Go to the gym and be successful and throw a fuck you in her face. The best justice ive seen of an ex in my life was my exgfs sister. She broke up with her bf of 3 years without any explanation. I found out later that she was talking to someone else and thats why she broke it off, but he never really knew.

He asked her for 2 weeks for her to just give him a reason and she was just being a bitch. He internalized the anger and started going to the gym, getting ripped, bought a gun, went to the rifle range.. hes a ripped stud going to college while dis bitch is pregnant with her new bf of a year not going anywhere in life (as well as her bf)

>>728865428
I've fucked a cousin and made out with two different cousins. I haven't told anyone ever.

>>728876131
its start taking a toll of my sanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFaQehwgO9Y

>>728876231
thats so hot Got any pics that you can share?

I tried to fuck a Spanish Mastif when I was a teenager. It bit my cheek open.

>>728875408
I am a fireman

>>728876256
Why are you still living at home? I know someone in your position. I dont have the audacity to offer my help because they likely dont want it.

>>728876366
Are you a fireman or a man who cant put out a fire because getting employed to a fire station is near impossible?

>>728876199
I want to, but its not crippling, I still see her and we get along.
We even agreed that someday, dating may be a possibility again.
I just feel empty otherwise. I dont have thw drive to find someone else, she felt so perfect...

>>728876164
To catch a predator

>>728867482
I also have a crush on a QT but I don't get angry. Just a little sad we won't be together. Just gotta move on.

I sometimes put my regular trash in with the recycling pickup...I'm a monster

>>728876439
Im actually in a similar position than you. I talk to my ex of 3 years and while i love her i realize we will not be compatitble in marriage. I told her to date others but we can still talk

>good friends
>dating other people
>i have no intention of marrying, she might

but im going to tell her we cant talk anymore pretty soon as its getting too hard. I recommend you do the same

>>728875992
the thing is, I am in no way attracted to guys. its not a case of 'gosh I have conflicting feelings about this', I just wont get anything out of it.

I guess I just want the lifestyle.

>I get off on taboo, but thats not really taboo. if I came out as gay everyone I know would be fine with it

>>728877002
See im not openly bi and i dont plan to be for this reason. Also i dont want it to ruin my chances with girls and i couldnt date a guy if i wanted to. Tbh i didnt find guys attractive at first until i tried it. It took about 6 months for me to be able to even determine if a guy was attractive enough for me to hook up with.

>>728877279
if you didn't find guys attractive, why did you try it? entirely because of how dirty and forbidden it felt?

I shave my pubes and eat them if they look yummy. I even eat ass hair if I'm feeling up to it.

>>728877375
I tried it because i was just curious and the opportunity showed itself. I did not go out looking for it nor would i have. I still dont look for it. To females standards a very attractive guy came out to me one night drunk and i decided to pursue it.

As of now, i do have a way to gauge if a guy is attractive but honestly i either have to be super wasted or they have to come off to me as willing. But yea the dirtyness and forbidden aspect certainly made it amazing. Instantly hard the moment it happened for that reason

>>728877375
(Same person who commented just now) i got curious by accidentally seeing trannies on porn sites and shutting the video off right away. It would linger in my mind for days and id go back and watch 10 seconds and shut it off again. Slowly i watched more and started watching gay videos strictly because of how "un-me" it is and thats when i had to come to the realization that i was bi curious. Im also a pretty masculine guy around females too..

i like the feeling of a hard swampy fart upon the underside of my ballsack. it's trapped there for as long as i want it to

>>728878176
It just ferments there

>>728865428
I once got an intense orgasm from my female dog. Woke up to her going to town on my dick.

>>728878296
bs

>>728865428
I got into a serious skiing accident that left me partially paralyzed from the waste down for a year. Starting to regain motion and feelings in my lower half now but unfortunately I have been left with erectile dysfunction. My wife's been pretty patient with me but doctors don't know if my ED will ever go away. I felt bad for my wife so I ended up calling a friend to sleep with her. It's been an awkward situation for all three of us.

>>728876419
Not in NYC it's not

>>728878342

I feel for you anon.. that really sucks.

eat a lot of beets, that might help

I think I was born autistic but I am afraid to admit it

>>728878337
This is the part where I get defensive and stuff, right?

>>728878483
no, its the part where you post a "this is bait" meme

>>728865428
Going to kill myself in summer. Feel like I'm at the point where it's too late to change anything about my life.

>>728865428

Not that big of a secret but meh, take it or leave it.

Two friends of me and myself have a group-chat going for years on messengers. Two of us have a gf that's why we keep it hidden and stuff. We of course send pr0n and shit also through the app.

Sometimes when they keep sending nudes of random girls in a higher frequency, I put a nude of my own gf between the random ones I send. They never notice it's her but unknowingly gave comments on her.

>>728878564
Not worth my time. It's a secrets thread, there is my secret, have a nice day regardless if you believe me.

I got a few... I'll start with saying that when I was younger (13 or so I think,) I forced my younger female cousin to suck me off and tried to fuck her, she was only 10 at the time.

>>728878676
how old are you? Im not gonna pull a Clay from 13 reasons or whatever but just wondering. I got a brother whos really depressed and i feel like he considers it but i dont have the audacity to try and bring it up

>>728878682
just saying, they have apps that you can download to put a psscode on other apps and if someone gets the passcode wrong twice it sends you a picture through email of the person who tried opening it.

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I call myself straight but regularly get off with submissive women lel

>>728874522
>paragraph with no green text
>disregarded

I am finding human women less and less attractive and the thought worries me...

>>728878959
I know the feel.

>>728878891
Yea I know, yet we use a dedicated messenger since my gf for her part is on NSA mode when getting my phone in her hands and since she knows my passcode and what messengers I use to chat with her and all other people

I feel as though I am destined to have sex with a blue-eyed wild woman who currently has a child and a deployed fiance.

I have a cuckolding fetish and I'm prepared to have my girlfriend fuck other men.

>>728878676
Stream it.

>>728878948
getting off with women is straight tho

>>728877477
what makes a pube look yummy??

>>728879457
bless your sheltered heart anon

When I was about 7 my brother and his friends and I would play truth or dare. They were all like 10/11 and once my brother dared me to grope his friend Bobby so I did.. Then another time just us three were home alone and he dared me to let Bobby "bang" me three times. We were little and I didn't know what that meant so he told me to pull my pants down and bend over and I said no but my brother said if I didn't he would punch me in the face so I did and his friend shoved his dick in my ass. It hurt and I didn't let him continue but he still did it. Later months go by and we would play hide and seek in the dark and his friend kinda kept molesting me, talking me into kissing him with tongue and telling me to let him lick my pussy. I didn't know what any of these things meant so I let him even tho I was uncomfortable... Now I'm 20 and Bobby messages me now and then asking how I am.... I think this has to do with why I'm so submissive now and like to play rape type role play.

>>728879651
>more paragraphs
>no green text
>disregarded

>>728879651
probably it is why. Are you a feminist now?

>>728879580
I am confuse

>>728879763
>saw her comment
>thought the same thing
>decided to ask if she was a feminist because of her toddler story instead

>>728879833
>confuzzled

>>728879780
Not a feminist now not at all

>>728879863
go back to the hundred acre woods m8

>>728879906
mmk good, what happened to you was rapey and not okay but all of you were also ridiculously young and no one knew what they were actually doing. I accidentally almost suffocated a girl when i was 7 or 8. I deeply regret it to this day and feel so bad about it. I was 7 or 8 though and boys are rough when theyre kids.

>>728879953
Go back to your furries

>>728880071
Yeah that's why I don't really hold it against my brother because like, we had no idea what we were doing plus our parents never talked to us about sex.

I was once in sauna with my family and some other people, and when washing myself after I take a log of shit there, I hid it behind the sink. I wonder what the host thought if he found that piece of shit.

From the time I was 12 until I was almost 21 the daughter of a family friend would let me treat her like a slave. I could make her strip naked and service me sexually or any number of other irritating things because I caught her fucking the youth group leader when she was 17. The youth group leader was married and she didn't want him to get busted and sent to jail, so I had her.

>>728880270
You had the 17 yo when you we're 12?

>>728880158
I find it very intriguing how those kind of experiences can shape someones sexual interests years later.

I really like this song but its only on beatport and im not down to pay for it but im conflicted because the artist deserves it. Anyone know how to download it?donhttps://www.beatport.com/track/lowlight-original-mix/9109929

>>728865428
I just found out the girl I love and my best friend are in a relationship. They both knew that how I feel (it's not subtle). I really am happy for them and wish them the best, but I'm dieing inside guys. I wish it was me. She said she loves me like a close friend, and at least that's something, but I'd give anything to have her love me like she loves him.

>>728880813
I used to be your best friend in your situation but i never dated the girl for that reason. My best friend loved her first and i didnt want to ruin any of our relatioships (all 3 of us) so i didnt pursue it. she also loved me and we kissed before but i told her it cant happen again.. my friend bought her all these nice presents and tried so hard. He doesnt know to this day that she loved me and not him.

I feel for you from the other side of the spectrum anon. This feeling will eat you up unless you find a way to overcome it. Go to the gym, better yourself. Be mad, be angry, but dont direct it towards them, direct it at yourself. Direct the anger to something that will lead to your success over theres. While they are in the cupcake phase and get sloppy in their life focusing on eachother, focus on yourself and come out better than either of them only to have them covet you.

>>728881063
Thanks anon. I think I'll get over it eventually, it's just the suddenness that shocked me. They've been exclusive for months and just now made it public. I was planning on telling her how I feel and asking her if she feels anything for me literally today when I saw their announcement. Felt like my heart just dropped out of my body. I don't want to feel this feel.

>>728880270
pics or it didnt happen

I never felt what love is and never felt anything for any girlfriend I ever had. The only girl I feel something is my best friend and I can't go that down road.

>>728881350
Be well anon, just know that spilling everything to your best friend and this girl might not work out in your favor. Pretend like its not a big deal if you must, Dont show any weakness, just show that youre a good guy. I think most people enter the friendzone by being too upfront sometimes and girls look at it as they have more control over you, making it easier to take you for granted. Its fucked up that your friend didnt tell you upfront how he felt and thats shitty of him if he had plans to pursue it, but dont blame the girl completely. How old are ya?

>>728865428
I let Donald Trump suck my cock once.

When I was 8 I was playing with some gril at her house. We wanted to play doctor, so we got naked.
I fingered her (Didn't know what that even was back then) while she was licking my dick.

Still get off to it sometimes.

TL;DR: I got pussy at the age of 8 'n still jerk off to it sometimes.

>>728879833
I'm a woman

>>728881528
oh man do i have a greentext for you.. id post it but i dont have access to my imgur account atm since the website is down..

I killed someone two years ago and people in my hometown still think he is just missing.

>>728881588
gtfo Assad

>>728881609
Gg

>>728881696
youre dumb if you think were that du,b or youre just dumb if youre honest

Shaving cream is a very good lubricant

>>728881482
This

>>728881667
Damn what an unlucky bastard I am.

>>728875107
tell more :) what do you prefer to Watch them do?

>>728881640
it's scientifically proven that all women are at least kinda bi, so you're as straight as anyone else

I am currently on an incredibly pure MDMA precursor and it's arguably the best high of my life.

>>728881753
Well, then I am dumb.

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>>728881792
Yes you are. Ehh.. this will suffice, though it is irrelevant.

>>728881578
We are all 25. They already know how I feel because he told her he had his suspicions, and I decided to lay it all out there and make it clear that nothing has changed and I still want to be friends with both of them. I can't blame him for prioritizing his own heart over mine. If it was the other way around, that's exactly what I would have done.

>>728881852
If youre talking about sass than youre dumb or just lying, Sass = MDA street name

>>728874955
What do you mean, you got bored and sold it? Its a car...

Lost my v card to a 45 Year old woman when I was 13

>>728875690
MOAR

>>728881993
fuck yea

>>728875876
Thats why this site blows

>>728865428
I lost my virginity at a late age to a girl who was fat and unattractive and I only fucked her because I was drunk and really desperate, but I would sometimes masturbate to the thought of fucking her even when I was finally in a relationship with an attractive girl that I would have sex with regularly. I'm not sure why.

i think i am in love with my sister.

>>728881893
It will do for now.

>>728876062
Why? Did you kill your grandfather?

>>728882077
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/7251103/not_my_hot_sister_6_tradition.html

>best porn plot and acting ever
>best wincest porn ever
>enjoy anon

I'm am my sisters son's father..

>>728878950
>kid shits and pisses himself because dumb cunt relative took too long in the bathroom
>the end

>>728882242
Is your son a retard?

I have nude pics of my ex when she was young and thin. She was living with my best friend at the time and I drugged her up with a couple pot brownies then spent most of a day using her as a cum bucket and taking pics with an instamatic camera.

>>728882195

its nothing like real life.

>>728882389
probably not

>>728882304
No, but only me, my sis and my other sister know about it....
It was a 3 way relationship

>>728882414

creedme que no es. te lo juro por mi vida.

>>728865428
i have a giant factory where I mass produce niglets and learn them to eat fried chicken

>>728878472
Hahaha

>>728879763
>girl raped and molested as child
>the end

Our college has a bathroom with a glory hole. It's on the far east side, no one uses it. I once had a class near that bathroom and decided to take a shit. Suddenly, a dick slipped through the glory hole and i could hear the guy on the other side telling me to "suck it, slut." I panicked. Since then, i have been sitting there on every break, sucking cock.

>>728883027

kys.

>>728881937
It's sass, and could you explain what you mean?