why are you not bisexual?!

But I am

>>728864136

Faggots..

because guys are hairy and i don't like that

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>>728864606
kys


>>728864669
not necessarily

>>728864606
Say that again fucker. I swear to God I will suck your dick if you say that again!

>>728864764
kek

>>728864136
Cuz dick tastes too good...

>>728864136
sauce on the right?

>>728864136
I don't like dick, just jane

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And what if I am?

>>728864751
he is hairy in your pic tho

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>>728864136

>>728865219


i love sexy pubes, kys

>>728865082
no idea

>>728864136
Actually I am

>>728864136
have to be drunk, only go as far as making out. sorry, not at all fucking sorry.

>>728864606
Faggots get more pussy. Tough shit ugly dude.

i am

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I always say no homo right before I accept an unlubed 10 inch cock into my willing anus and mouth. Totally makes it not gay.

>>728865219
No more hairy than most women. Some guys naturally don't have much body hair.

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>>728865219

that's literally less hair than most girls grow down there, dude

r o l l

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>>728865108
Youve got too big of a dick. Fuck me.

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>>728864136
I am not a faggot?

>>728867689
Youre not straight either

>>728864136
Cause I'm not a fag

>>728867876

>/thread

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>>728867441
Mmmm, you have a nice body and cock. ;)

>>728864136
Every bisexual male is a faggot that cant recognize he's gay.
I cant speak for women since im not one

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>>728868366


How can you claim to know this if you are not bisexual yourself?

It doesn't really matter, because you're wrong, as I am a bisexual man. I don't care if I'm the only bisexual man that has ever existed. I exist.

>>728866608
Hes got a point

>>728864136

Because using a phonebook to pick a random hookup is so last millenium.

>>728864136

Because I like pussy.. and I don't like cock.

Simple as that.

Besides.. being bisexual is being a faggot without committing to it.. either you suck dick.. or you DON'T suck dick.. hop off the fucking fence.. pick a hole.. and stick with it.

>>728864136
Because it's gay

>>728869242
Well if sucking dick is gay call me Richard Simmons

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>>728869242
Why? I get hotter girls than you and I love boy butt. I don't give a fuck what you think. Move away to sharia retard land if you don't like it.

>>728864136
>But I am
/thread

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>>728869423


It's ALSO straight. Also known as, *bisexual*.


>mfw

>>728867689


is that a question?


i think you'd know

>>728869439

Fuck you faggot.. enjoy your AIDS. I don't give a shit what you or your slut women are into. That's your fucking business. Question was asked, I answered. No like? an-hero for you.

If taking cock after cock in a gang bang situation is wrong I don't wanna shit right.

>>728864136
cause i'm not a fake,im strait as a board and not a faggot

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>>728869242


It's not a fence. It's a infinite territory called the bisexual spectrum. Educate yourself a little bit.

>>728869662
Bro, are you ok? Want me to hold you or something?

>>728869759


>/thread

>>728864136
https://discord.gg/VSur3pD
im a trap thats not bisexual

>>728869759

I'm plenty educated.. it's called faggotry... you pick a side..

>>728869814

No I'm good.

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>>728864136
Cuz im not a faggot

>>728870059
>pick a side

not possible for a bisexual, as they are automatically attracted to both genders. they can't choose to neglect one of their attractions


why can't you understand?

>>728870059
I'll pick a side. Your backside as I slide my cock into your ass while whispering in your ear. I'm not sure what I'll say, maybe a little lulliby or maybe a story about our future together.

>>728868090
Youve got both of those traits as well. Please allow me a taste.

>>728864136
I find it easier to stick with women than finding the very specific requirements for me to even consider fucking a dude.
It's so much easier that even as average looking manlet I've had several women want me, had a FWB proposal of one, and found myself a qtgf without effort. In the same time I've never met 1 man even remotely interesting enough for me to consider anything sexual with, nor any man wanting my D. Besides, for me it's pussy > ass.

With him needing to be very twinky looking with feminine physical traits, be a powerbottom and bottom only, and not expecting me to ever be bottom nor suck any cock or whatever, and high risk of me ending up regretting it and apparently only entertaining the idea occasionally rather than actually be bi, it's impossible to find a guy like that as an average looking manlet.

It's on par with the "Why aren't you fucking traps?!" threads, for me.

but i am.

Because I am not a faggot

>>728864136
Plot Twist: I'm already Pansexual. Kek

>>728871348


o. k den. makes u thnk.

>>728864136
Really though, you can have Homoerotic urges that are totally natural and still not be gay. An orgasm is an orgasm either way.

>>728870522
I'm happy you like it :)

>>728864136
because tits are great, but boybods are gross

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>>728864136
>>728864136
>>728864136
Bisexuality is so fucking complex. I struggle so much with this shit. It messes with my hormones when I fap to dick/crossdress and makes me all passive and submissive and raises my voice an octave or two.. Completely subconsciously too. Like I won't stand up for myself at all, my ego goes straight out the door. I haven't even had a bi encounter and I don't even think I'd like it if I went through with it but I keep playing with this fantasy over and fucking over. It's been like two years of going back and forth now, constantly feeling like I'm fapping to something I shouldn't (dick when I'm into women/women when I'm into dick). I'm probably doing some legit damage to the hardwiring of my brain but dick is pretty much the only thing that sets off my taboo overdrive. I've had lots of chances of meeting up with /b/tards to suck them off but I always chicken out and basically swear off dick for weeks after I do every time.. I mean if I really wanted it wouldn't I have just done it by now? I've been socially isolated for 3 years now, haven't left my house except for family events. Part of me really wants to believe this is all just some fantasy spawned from loneliness but I legit get the gay eyes/gay voice when I fap too much to dick.

I'm not even a bad looking guy, probably a six/seven on a good day.. I know I could get pussy even if it's rank. But I'm not pursuing that either cause of this isolation. I still get pretty quickly infatuated with women when they show interest but it basically takes that much now to even try cause I'm so sick of one sided relationships.

Wew lad I've got a lot of fucking problems

>>728871770


no idiot that's literally called being bi

>>728872421
There's a difference between Homoerotic (merely the sexual aspect of it) and Homosexual (being attracted in a relationship aspect AND sexual aspect). You can get shitty drunk one night but not be an alcoholic like you can fuck a dude for the purpose of getting off but not really be attracted to dudes for being dudes.

>>728873211


so you're saying that you're bi-erotic?

>>728864136
because i do not have sexual intercourse with bicycles you sicko

benis goes in bagina

>>728873379
no, Pansexual because I seek relationships wherever they may come from. If I get with someone that's trans or was born with a dick and tits or no tits but a vag, that's cool too. Love is ove. :)

>>728873211
You're confusing heteroromanticism with not being gay, you massive faggot. You can be heteroromantic but still bisexual.

I'm heteroromantic, but still a faggot for liking dick. Just like you, mental gymnasticstard

>>728873644
Eh, whatever. Works for me either way.

>>728869242
I've never sucked a dick or eaten e pussy, and I'm bisexual.

>>728873529
>Love is ove. :)
awwwwwwwwww

>>728874350
Hey hell yeah you do you anon!

I just thought that might influence impressionable /b/tards and I'm tryna keep the misinformation flow to a patter.

>>728874843
I'm reeeeeeeally high and even normally have trouble saying things how I mean that without rattling on for an hour. Not good odds out of the gate. lol

>>728875052
Fucking jealous, I ran out of bud last night after spending the last week stoned. Pretty sure I'm not sleeping or eating for the next three days ;_;

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Cause i'm not a sinful fag

The almighty has a special place in hell for ppl like u

>>728875384
I had to scrape, man.I feel you.

>>728875713
It is so sad that you base your life around fairytales. Your false morality is just a thinly veiled excuse for hate and misery, and for what? A fable?

>>728864136
I am. It's how I get away with fucking traps.

>>728864136
But I am. I've only had relationships with women, but when it comes to fucking I don't say no to a good dick.

Probably

>>728864136
I am bisexual.

I like conventionally sexy women.
I like women with feminine penis.
I like women who are flat chested with hairy armpits.
I like men with a six pack a big dick (I prefer intact over cut).

The only thing I'm not into are people with bad hygiene.

>>728865108
Mmm

>>728873529
>no, Pansexual because I seek relationships wherever they may come from. If I get with someone that's trans or was born with a dick and tits or no tits but a vag, that's cool too. Love is ove. :)

The difference between bi and pan is mainly in pan peoples' heads, us bi folk really don't discriminate against trans people like you often claim we do.

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Tranny's are too easy to kill. No sport in the hunt.

>>728864136
Because my brain is working as intended.

serioiusly...? who gives a shit? fuck as much as possible, fuck anyone... you die at the end, then you don't get to fuck anymore. fuck!

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>>728864136
Because I'm a fucking faggot

>>728876621
Not just trans. they're not the only other choice on the menu. Intersex is also a thing and so are people born with different combinations, so to speak.

>>728876360
>women with feminine penis


That's a man.

>>728872299
You want to get your fucking shit together. What kind of shit is this? Put your dick away, get dressed and go out. Jesus.

Because I'm not sexually attracted to penis'

>>728872299


Kek'd hard for some reason.

>>728864136
Because I don't want to lie.

>>728878042
Implying what?

>>728869242
Nice bait. You got a few takers.

>>728877767
Yeah real talk dude. I'd need a fuckin drill sergeant at my side 24/7 for the moment of clarity to last though. Mixture of an enabling family and anxiety keep me holed up in this room though. I've legit wished someone would throw me to the street so I'd be forced to actually do the life thing, I can clearly see the problems with how things are now but can't bring myself to change it for whatever fucked up reason.

cause like homosexes is degeneracy

>>728872299
>I've got a lot of fucking problems

Meh. You sound like an awful lot of people. Almost everyone has issues. People just deal with them differently. Some people ignore their issues by hyper-socializing. Some people self-mutilate as a way of punishing themselves. Some people become introverted and shut out the world. There's something at the root of each personality that leads to their way of handling issues. Try to figure out what has led you to choose your method of dealing with your issues.

Sometimes doing the complete opposite of what you would usually do is a great way to break out of whatever is locking you up. Basically, take life easy. If you are bi, you are bi. There are many, many people who are comfortably bi. It's only sex and sexuality. If it looks good and feels good to you, no one else has a right to judge that. It's like someone else trying to tell you that you don't have a headache or that you should just work through the pain. Don't take people and life so seriously. No one cares. No one that matters, that is. People are too busy dealing with their own issues to make a big deal out of yours. Embrace who you are. There is no shame in being yourself.

bump so this thread doesn't die before I reply in a bit

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Better question
Why are you not gay?

>>728878858
the only degeneracy here is you and your shit post

Double the size of the playing field.

>>728879376


I prefer to have more options.

>>728879421
So you DON'T want a sub bf with a double digit size(inches) ?

>>728879391
"boohoo the mean cisgendered anon said that my sexual preferences are a degeneracy"
cry me a river faggot

>>728864136
Kissed a few guys, mostly as a joke, never had the effect as it did when kissing girl.
I saw more than a few penises(sports) and it never got me hard.
So i guess I'm full hetero.
Also sodomy doesn't appeal to me even with girls.

>>728879673
No, I want a top bf with a big penis. Or a dom gf with a big strapon.

>>728878916
I mean that's fair, but starving children in Africa never made me feel better about being hungry. Without trying to sound too whiny.. coping has never been my strong suit, I've always leaned more towards repressing/internalizing. Which sort of just inevitably leads to apathy. Thinking about the source of the repression is an interesting thought and I'll give it more effort when I'm in a better state of mind. Is the process textbook or pop psychology btw?

And with the sexuality you're only right to a degree... People do care about this shit. Women look at you differently, I've got family who'd never look at me the same, etc. I'm heteroromantic even if I am bi so it's just a better option to keep this shit quiet.

Thanks for the thoughtfulness btw, anon.

>>728880003
I must say, bravo Sir for calling those people "faggots"!

That was a very clever argument you made, I have no doubt that it showed them the error of their ways!

>>728880293
>I'm heteroromantic even if I am bi

So you are a straight dude with a fetish, and who in this world doesn't have a fetish? You get horny thinking about hot masturbating twinks with huge hard cocks that shoot massive loads of cum. Your fetish is that you are aroused by another human being? How craaaaazy is that? I mean, your fetish is truly shameful in comparison to people who fantasize about beastiality or pedophilia or scatology. Dude, most women's fetish is to be raped or to watch another woman being raped. Fetishes are supposed to be taboo in our minds. Your fetish is quite tame in comparison. And most people don't talk about their fetishes. It's because most people are repressed which makes them judgmental. Keep your fetish private. Share it with someone special, just like everyone else does. Most people are kinky in their own secret way. You will find someone who enjoys your kink.

I am though. Men are just as good or better than women in bed for the most part.

>>728870984

Most guys are like this

>>728881351
Gah, wrong thread. Sorry

>>728880943
Kek, your post would be quite comforting if my fetishes weren't worse than what you're using as extremes. I know I'm gonna sound like a contratian here but the textbook definition of homosexuality is sexual attraction, romantic attraction, or sexual behavior... as in any of the 3. I'm like 95% sure I'm bisexual but not in the way most everyone thinks, and I agree it's better to keep this to myself. Avoid social stigma.. plus it would be weird as fuck explaining it to people lool.

>>728881351
Why would you need electrolysis to change gender?

>>728881961
googled it and found this

http://www.webmd.com/beauty/cosmetic-procedures-electrolysis#1

bet it's that.