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hey /b/ros i need some advice My sister found my vape and has

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hey /b/ros i need some advice

My sister found my vape and has been blackmailing me about it for a few weeks, she finally told my parents about it when i would lend her my phone, How should i get revenge
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OP here i forgot to say it is currently stashed at a friends house
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>>728838474
https://discord.gg/Hj3x3XR
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>>728838474
depends, how old is your sister
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>>728839013
>https://discord.gg/Hj3x3XR
Fourteen
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>>728839085
didnt meen to copy the discord link in here
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Tell your parents that your sister has something of equal "value", like a large black dildo or a vape of her own.
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>>728839146
I was thinking of framing her with my vape
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>>728838474
move out. that'll show em.

alternatively kill yourself and blame your sister in the note
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>>728839193
I cannot Move out yet
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>>728838474
>found my vape

Just come out to your folks. Being gay is pretty much mainstream now and I'm sure they'll still accept you.
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>>728838474
Give her Stockholm syndrome
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>>728838474
I think I'm done with 4chan for the foreseeable furture
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>>728839193
Get your sister pregnant then kill yourself so she feels guilt and anger
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Tell them it's not yours, it's your boyfriends.
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>>728838474
are you 8?
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>>728838474
You fucking lazy mods b& this underage vape fag
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>>728838474
underage b&
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>>728839270

why the hell not?
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>>728839270
underage b&&&&&&&&&&

if you're 18 or over your parents won't give a flying fuck if you vape
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>>728839186
Or you could go to your local mall, find a store called Spencers, buy the weirdest sex toy they have (they most likely wouldn't care how old you are unless you look pretty fucking young), then plant it in her room and then snitch her out and if they go searching they will find it.
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show us her tits.
or GTFO.
rules, faggot.
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>>728839496
buy weed and frame her with it, smoke it later
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>>728839715
newfag
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>>728839789
or pay somebody to beat her up
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>>728839270
>I cannot Move out yet
Underage?
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>>728840000
16
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>>728840000
fuck you wasted quads on this shitty ass post
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>>728839928
retard
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>>728840137
Stop vaping you dumbass.
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>>728838474
Steal all her panties. Then tell her that you sniffed and licked them
That'll show here heh
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>>728839928
smh,
cancer.
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>>728840190
So sorry. Nobody is ever gonna get quads ever again, are they?
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how fucking old are you?
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>>728839700
This, make sure you use cash
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Man up, tell your parents that you did something stupid and it will all be forgiven soon. Now get off 4chan.
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>>728840311
It's better than smoking
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>>728840608
It's also stupid to just start vaping because it's the cool thing to do.
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>>728839463
This OP
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>>728840332
get me?
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>>728840137
Bye OP
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>>728840608
It's not better than not smoking, stupid ass. I blame your parents. Obviously they're shit
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>its better than smoking
Yeah kill yourself, even to help stop smoking Its not that usefull.
I used to be a smoker and the vape didnt work for me but I can see it helps some people, if you really want to stop smoking wean off or go cold turkey, nicotine withdraw is hellish but not as bad as benzos or opiates so it was a piece of cake for me
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>>728840716
And only faggotthink it cool haha
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>>728840336
faggot
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>>728840608
Smoke weed fag
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>>728838474
you can to the wrong place, faggot. go buy a dildo, kick your sisters ass, take your vape back, and snitch on her for said dildo.
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>>728841172
>let me just be incredibly rerarded

No idiot. He is starting with vaping. He is saying it is better than smoking because everyone in his country is required to suck on a phallic object from 15 onwards
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Hey OP enjoy your ban
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>>728841482
#rekt
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>>728840716
That's true.
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>>728841030
Retard. kek
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>>728838474
Underage b& hiding his vape from his mum kek
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>>728841722
#Shrekt
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>>728839427
Daily reminder, anon.
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>>728841389
Weed makes you dumb. You are a good example.
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>>728841030
Kys faggot
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>>728841876
Way to use proper grammar for the first time on the internet. Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>728841941

Holy shit, how new are you, kid?

Actually, how old are you? That was an "insult" of a twelve year old. Stick around a bit longer and you might actually learn how to make an insult.

STOOPID FUCK
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>>728840000
Quads
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>>728842190
>says someone's insult is that of a 12yo
>proceeds by using the insult STOOPID FUCK

I actually laughed
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>>728842190
u mad?
kys faggot
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>>728842190
>>728842437
Fk I laugh everytime i read it lmfao
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