Political Compass Thread

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Lost my test-given result, but this is in the right area.

>>728837677
god tier

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>>728837677

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>>728837677

>>728838768
Libtard!

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r8

>>728838929
Mussolini was a communist who only broke with them because they weren't pro-war. I imagine he's left of center.

You can read more about Fascist Italian economics here:
http://www.econlib.org/library/Enc1/Fascism.html

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>>728839132
I'm a lib yes, more precisely a national liberal, but a libtard? fuck no, i hate those people
also i'm antisemitic, racist and anti-lgbtq (even though i'm homosexual) most libs think i'm literally hitler

>>728839533
Or, a better idea, we could not do that!

>>728839740
It's a very /b/ approach to knowing about the hs they poast. I imagine it's a bit right of center.

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youdontbelonghere.flv

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I am literally god

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>>728839533
checked

>>728837677
likes weed and 8 year olds
>>728838414
statist jew loving scum
>>728838768
get some convictions you pussy
>>728839099
see above
>>728839237
ron paul lmao weed amirite
>>728839437
convictions, you're a pussy, etc
>>728840259
le berni would have won amirite
>>728840842
likes weed too much
>>728841163
fucks children

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I'd probably be more Libertarian if "I couldn't give less of a rats ass" was an option.

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I feel I'm more libertarian

>>728841562
Bernie Sanders' constituency and policy were fucking garbage

>>728841562
i have some convictions tho

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:^)

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>>728837677
let c

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I obviously don't understand economics..

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Fucking statists the lot of you.

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i think we would get along just fine.

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>>728837677
Do I even have to post mine?

>>728841638
milquetoast
>>728842132
see above
>>728842259
sucks jew cock
>>728842328
if you're >>728840259 then you're retarded, because you align with bernbots
>>728842493
smoke dank weed boiz
>>728842530
probably voted for the fucking antivacc cuntstein
>>728842694
fucks LOTS of children
>>728843065
"almost a democrat"
>>728843227
ancom is dumb as fuck, t. tankie
>>728843431
fucks children with >>728842694

>>728843774
yes. what are you, tankie, trot, ancom, collectivist, the fuck are you

>>728843832
Ironically, i am a 36 year old virgin, so i cant really fuck other kids with another an-cap.

nice try tho.

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>>728843832
>because you align with bernbots
m8 just because hillary clinton and adolf hitler are similar in compass scores does not mean the following of one would support the other. get real, anon.

>>728844032
>36 year old virgin ancom
i don't even need to say anything really. this reply and quote is not even necessary
>>728844251
you're a shit succdem or demsucc. le tax the rich gibs me welfare. fuck off

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>>728841562
Has to stomp around the city in iron boots categorizing every person into class distinctions to get off.

>>728844420
nice 420get ayn

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>>728844402
uhh wow, im not an-com dude, i'm an-cap.

also, lol, why does sex have to be a basis for anything?
fucking 1 track mind aspies on this site, i swear.

>>728844402
man i hope the fuck not. if niggers don't work then they shouldn't get shit, but i figure whatever you do with your life is your own goddamn business just dont make it everyone else's problem.

>>728844625
My B man, i was shitposting about the succdem in the same post and slipped from cap to com
you get the picture tho. ur a virgin and that's funny LOL amirite
>>728844639
demmSUCC

nazbol or gtfo, i do agree that niggers shouldn't get shit

>>728844886
but.. why is it funny?

virgin stereotypes amuse me, please continue.

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>>728837677
i dont know anything about politics at all and i dont care to learn

>>728844886
>demmSUCC
>naziboi or gtfo
good b8 m8 see you on the boards kid

>>728845062
your one purpose is to make children with your genes

everything else you do is to support this

you have failed at you one purpose

>>728844990
uhh democucks i dunno
>>728845071
le welfare man

>tfw my captcha was helicopters
GUESS WHO'S GOING FOR A RIDE

>>728845208
you. i like you.

>>728845242
wat does my leaning have to do with welfare

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Just wanna farm and live in a nice community. No one else wants to have nice things.

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>>728837677
I have a similar position to Gandhi.

>>728845242
wow, we have a simplistic approach at life, don't we.

now i know why there's 7 billion shitters on this planet, they can't control themselves.

i bet i have a neckbeard and a fedora too, eh?

what if i told you women love me and have had opportunities, i'm just not stupid enough to do it?

>>728845402
>>728845409
Look at these socialist supporters! Probably thinks Bernie Sanders will give them "free" things, when in fact he will give them $17 trillion more debt

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>>728845383

>>728845402
doesn't work. you're *on point* on the horizontal axis. needs more statism tho. good effort

>>728845409
gandhi was a cuck

>>728845565
your one biological imperative is to reproduce. you fail as a human. not much else to it.

>>728845645
but i literally said i know nothing about politics it was a genuine question

>>728845648
ROFL.
this guy.

you really aren't one for thinking, are you?
>imperative
why? i don't have to reproduce.. the species isn't in danger of becoming extinct, quite the opposite... "imperative" should be replaced with "option" or "personal prerogative".

>>728845814
Tu madre

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Legalize Gay Weed

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>>728845595
I actually voted for Trump.

>>728845866
You're a confused socialist, just like all the fucking millennials.

>>728845849
this is what i get for trying to learn politics from b

>>728845648
But he is not yet wasted, not even unless he turns his back to God. Redeem yourselves in the eyes of God and you have truly succeeded.

>>728845814
either go full free market or SEIZE THE MEANS, no inbetween

in between lies welfare, and welfare is for brainlets and the blacks.

>>728845863
see previous responses

>>728845836
you have no other purpose lmao.

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Oh yeeeeeesss

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>>728845970
Confused? Nah, I did it for the meme. Glad I did as well, he's out bombing bitches.

>>728846013
you're a stupid fucking ape, SkyNigger doesn't exist

>>728846049
falgsc amirite comrade, working is for the POOR lol

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Old for me

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>>728845990
/pol/ will not help you either, anon.

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solid

>>728845990
Never try to learn politics from /b/ Matter in fact, don't try to learn anything from /b/ Just don't.

>>728846031
u talk like a cryptic retard on purpose i swear

>>728846136
lmao my dude fuck turks, up high slam it

>>728846130
sheep
>>728846165
sheep with weed

lot of purples so far, let's see if we can't get more

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>>728846031
>that one faggot that has to reply to every post in the thread

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Did I win?

>>728846191
unless you want to learn how to destroy, then absorb away

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>>728845208
>>728844990
>>728844625
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>>728842259
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>>728841638
>>728840842
>>728841163
>>728839237
>>728839099
>>728838414
>>728837677
Look at all of these old hags, hopefully these baby boomers die out

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Sup bitches.

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How'd I do guys?

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>>728846269
you're a dumb nigger. no welfare for you. gulag only.

>>728846297
pic related

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>>728846165
am 20 nice try

>>728846349
you're pretty good.
>>728846355
weed and pederasty lmao

where my fucking TANKIES at my nigas
stallin did nothing wrong

>>728846309
Nah, unless you want to learn how to be autistic, absorb away just like how Hillary absorbs Trump's cum

>>728846349
Brother?

>>728846333
imagine not wanting a free market

>>728846031
umm...

>no purpose other than to make more of things that serve no other purpose than to make more of themselves.

Sounds like a virus, you know, The Matrix might've been right on that one.

>>728846435
drugs are for faggots

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socially conservative classical marxist

>>728846580
Commie faggot!

>>728846580
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN
fucks sake
all these topright fagits were tolerable at least, but finally someone GOOD

>>728846620
you don't know what marxism or conservatism are

>>728846511
Why the fuck would you even want a free market? It really is stupid, and the fact that we have Iphones and advanced technologies is because of voluntary work, AKA communism

>>728846696
>Hurr liberalism is cultural marxism reeee

>>728840040
It's a very /b/ approach to spell "post" right.

>>728846581
Tu madre

>>728846333
>Look at all these 18-22 year olds, hopefully the birthrate continues to decline in the coming years.

>>728846696
>autism

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I am nothing.

>>728846714
you're right why would anyone want freedom

>>728846789
stfu old hag, you're the reason why the economy crashed in 08'

>>728846892
Only stupid hippies want liberty, and happiness

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Fuck, I'm a socialist now.

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>>728846753
you know how i know you're retarded? buzzword spew

>>728846819
i am LITERALLY autistic PLS do not bully

>>728846811
killyourself or i'll do it for you

>>728846876
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>>728846901
buttmen for the quarries. gulags for you

>>728846770
chinger lay

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>>728846876

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I was a Trump supporter

>>728846939
go back to sucking the governments dick

>>728847112
same. It was for the isolationism, wasn't it?

>>728847112
That would put you in the blue box.

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Am I Hitler?

>>728847257
or, maybe he didn't allow his personal convictions to dictate what he thought would be the best choice for the country.

maybe, just maybe.

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>>728847222
lib left is a debucle

>>728847323
Unpopular but valid opinion

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>>728847320
No, not quite. I am though.

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>>728847323
correct. power ranking goes green>red>purple>blue

Hello in commie and homo

r8

>>728847165
Kinda. Mostly fuck globalism.
>>728847257
It really wouldn't. Hillary was up there in the red square, and fuck that nonsense.
>>728847380
I agree. The left has gone bat-fuck insane. They deserve to lose for the next decade or so.

>>728847653
nice try its clearly
purple > green > blue > red

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rate me

>>728847732
nice image, you retarded autsitic nigger virgin

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>>728847222

>>728847858
solid chart/10

>>728847786
purple is for actual literal child rapists
please kill yourself

>>728847808
retard

>>728847858
retard

>>728847858
Perfect description.

>>728846580
My nigga.

>>728847935
green is for poor faggot hippies
please leave /b/

>>728847858
true

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I am 100% in favour of dank helicopter memes

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>>728847858
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>>728847935
>literal child rapists
sexual proclivities have no causal or correlative relationship though

>>728848006
green if for beautiful, magnificent, manly welders and smiths

please kill yourself or get a real man's job

>>728848209
that's what a child rapist would say. fucking disgusting creature you are

Im at green. Im a millenial. I own a macbook

I have a blog

>>728848006
>Green
>Not a poor faggot
I just think there should be some form of social safety net, even though it isn't ideal. The reality is that those lacking wealth will turn to violence if economic strife becomes too high. That's the reality. It sucks, but that's how it works.

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>>728848271
100% accurate representation of those in the green section, strong chance they are also overweight

>>728848271
that's what people with a functioning brain would say, prove me wrong, using evidence if you will. also you shouldn't project your sexual hangups, it's unhealthy

>>728848317
nice thought but if you are a member of the more elite class it is more efficient to distance yourself and save the money

>>728848414
that picture is literally purple lmao
kys

>>728848437
my evidence is that you want to rape kids, easy enough lmao

How can someone be right-wing, yet still be authoritarian? Shouldn't ring-wing mean you want small government?

>>728848520
its economic on the horizontal

>>728848512
post it or gtfo, deliver or fail at your leisure

also - 10 reading comprehension

>>728837677
Your isp and government are spying in you http://www.deleteip.com

>>728848520
Hitler was also pro-small-government. He just like accidentally messed up his vision.

>>728848520
conservative-liberal dichotomy is, from what i understand, different from right-left to a small degree.

>>728848512
nice try, its clearly a poor greenfag

>>728848520
Right and left are economic, authoritarian and libertarian regard the power of government

The left-right political scheme is bullshit for people who can't process anything more complex than children's television.

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>>728848624
YOU. RAPE. KIDS.

I SAW YOU DO IT.

>>728848697
pic related

>>728848949
kek, it's true.

>>728848949
bodied

Sane people itt
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>>728845071
>>728846165

Everyone else should take a break from the internet and metropolitan areas for a week.

>>728848520
Right-left is economic systems, welfare, and maybe foriegn intervention. A larger government role in protecting people makes the result go further left, and a hands-off approach makes it go right.

Authoritarian-libertarian is law, religion and race stuff. Authoritarians believe in enforcing their moral right. Libertarians believe it's better to let people choose for themselves whether to behave morally, or sometimes don't believe in right and wrong.

I am leaving something out for sure.

>>728849263
all quadrants are valid to a point

>>728848949
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>>728849152
when you compliment your own picture

Anybody who's not in purple is either a feminazi, commie fucker, or nigger killer.

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despite my results i'm not that left wing I'm more centered

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>>728849537
I know right?

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>>728849674
Lel, when you do the exact same thing.

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>>728849644
purple is the most racist quadrant

>>728849783
easiest mspaint job of my life
you replied to your own picture in 5 seconds lmao

>>728849844
Nah, blue is.

>>728849844
do you not know what the chart means or....?

>>728849893
>5 seconds
purples can't do math, lol

>>728848494
Yeah they can't because the elite aren't the only members of the economy.

>>728850047
what? just confused what you're trying to say

>>728850275
The rich can't just distance themselves, because they are dependent on the underclass for their wealth. The economy is one big network. They dont want violent revolution, and they dont want to lose their wealth. For their own self interest, it is best for the elite to provide some form of social safety net.

>>728850595
exactly. this is why neoliberalism exists

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>>728840842
Mah niggah

>>728850595
Not quite. The elite in our society do already distance themselves as much as possible. Easily seen in richer neighborhoods vs impoverished ones, I didn't mean distance themselves in trying to relocate to different cities or states so much as gated communities, expensive land values in order to reduce any threat of crime to them

>>728841638
>I'd probably be more Libertarian if "I couldn't give less of a rats ass" was an option.

So true

>>728842694

Nice.

>>728843227
da fuq??? You off da rails, niggah

>>728850758
No, the social safety net is a bargaining chip neoliberalism is willing to put on the table in order to do all the other things it wishes to do. Although social welfare is intrinsically linked with neoliberalism, it is not the cause of neoliberalism's existence.
>>728851043
The elite have always done this, time immemorial. It's still not a protection from either loss of wealth due to economic failure, or violence from impoverished masses.

yall niggas should take a spekr

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>>728837677

>>728851576
I'd rather work on providing the poor with more stable lowish-end paying jobs than have to support a safety net for when they fail.

>>728847222
You're only wrong on one quadrant.
Lower left should be no one know right from wrong.

Why don't you go sign up to be on the next iteration of "Star Trek" you plebeian utopiate addict, you.

>>728852054
Fair enough, that's what I would prefer as well. But you have two problems:
1) Some people can't work
2) Automation is making most people with a below average IQ / lacking in education obsolete. This will continue to be a problem going forward, and it will increase in its severity.

>>728847858

Bullseye.

>>728849937
>Nah, blue is. [the most raciss quadrant]

Sez the bitch who has no business being in the western world, let alone on the internet.

>>728852569
True, no plan will end up being perfect
Most people should up to some point be able to work even it's a low paying desk job. Those with mental illness maybe provide just them with a safety net, this will be greatly reduced from one that applies to everyone.
The stupid people are on their own, we can't all have jobs.

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I lost it had to retake
But i think im one of the few sane ones here
Even if my views are a little extreme

>>728852972
good one, you sure got him

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Thomas Hobbs is God

>>728853337

*Hobbes

>>728851043

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Neither is there anything wrong with the fact that I prefer "country living" to city living.

Generally, I just can't stand people in large quantities. Color, odor, ethnicity, or language isn't so much the issue as quantity.

Maybe the "gated community" people have something similar going on? Why does everyone assume that "different" means racist, unless and until "different" means supporting gay marriage and pedophiles having unlimited access to our kids?

Really?

REALLY?

City dwellers may eat that shit up, but it will never pass out where I live...

NEVER

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i was in the green area last time i took the test. fuck