REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

This is a lie

I wish anon xD if only it was that easy

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>>728836238

>>728836238
Well fuck ir

>>728836625
/thread

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>>728836238

Please god

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>>728836238

>>728836238
OK

Cocks

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>>728836238

>>728836238
What if i reply but want no gf?

kek.. if you are out there... god help you getting me a girlfriend. Going to need her to run up to be naked or something before I get the message.

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>>728836238
She s muy gf

Just what I needed!

Lies.

luck pls

Okay thanks op. Fuck yes.

maybe, just maybe

>>728836238
But what if I'm an average /b/ user
i.e. a cock sucking faggot ?!?!

>>728836238
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

Pretty please :3

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>>728836238

Alright, if this doesn't work I'll track OP down with my secret network of spies and kill him in over seven hundred ways.

Wishful thinking

>>728836238
blease

>>728836238
replying!

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>>728836238
I jerked off in the church bathroom to this picture.

deliver?

>>728836238
kek no loss

>>728838070
I just always wanted to smell his fingers afterwards. Or if I was lucky enough to get up close enough to get a huge whiff. I'm not gay though so I wouldn't fuck him or anything.

sure as hell could use one right now

>>728838070
What are you fucking gay?

>>728836238
please kek

>>728836238
Nah - I'd rather keep my money and sanity

>>728836238
roll

If I don't, I will come and force you to become my bitch

I need to get over an ex of 2 years

>>728836238
don't make a girl a promise, you can't keep

i hope lul

>>728836238
Please.

Oh boy I was waiting for this

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>>728836238

Please God

HA. Fat chance of that

>>728837123
I miss oatposting..

21 hours left in the day, what could go wrong

>>728836238
Pleaseeeeeeee

new low point in my life. that said, not ashamed

I guess so

>>728836238
HOLY FUCK IM LONELY

i mean sure i guess

>>728836238
Why does anyone would like to have a gf? If there a bunch of slutty girl outside, I'm trying to get rid off mine for months... No luck

dont you fucking lie to me

>>728836238
Fugjagi!

>>728836238
ok

>>728836238
fucking doubt it

doubt it

pls

>>728838261
please swallow your tongue in your sleep.

die

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meh!

>>728836238
Pls

What if you already have a girlfriend?

>>728836238
Fuck it im desperate

>>728839097
Didn't you know /b/ has a virgin filter?
If you're not a virgin, the page 404's on you.

hopefully she fucking kills me

I wish

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>>728839062

>>728836238
I HOPE SO

here I go bitches

>>728836238
I can see truth in your words

Fuck the fucking fuck outta of you

>>728836238
Ok

Get real, baitfag

okay

False.

Please!?

>>728836238
nigger

Sure

fuck you

Too risky not to post

>>728836238
How does that work? What if I reply more than once? What if I'm a faggot that likes to suck dick? Or what if the "girlfriend" is a trap?

#Ibelieve!

Worth a shot

>>728836238
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I wish.

whatever

>>728836238
i'm lonely so why the fuck not?

damn daniel

plz anon

K

Eh.

Hoopla

>>728836238

I doubt it

I already have a wife. How does this work?

yes please

>>728836238

okie dokie

xD

>>728836238
nah fk u

>>728836238
All the girls that like me are ugly and if they're hot they're thots help

Please work

>>728836238
Doubt

Complete lie

>>728836238
sure why not

i hope

>>728836238
kek'd hard

>>728836238

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>>728836238
you better not be lying to me anon

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Please

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>>728836238

plz, so alone

>>728836238
Niggers

omg please

K

Why not. Maybe she will be there tomorrow. Maybe she will say yes.

>>728836238
Only if it's my english teacher

if i post multiple times will i have multiple girlfriends

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sure

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>>728836238
>728836238

reee

Ill be dead by then

Pls gib gf

That wouldn't be too bad.

no I won't

One can pray

That'd be good

>>728841811
don't do it we love you and care about you you're probably a great person

Aaaaaaaaaa

Nigger

>>728836238
C.S please <3

>>728836238
No

>>728836238
roll

>>728836238
cmon

Dank memes

I wish

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no i wont

Luck?

Haha, yes!

REEEEEEEEEEE

I'm happy banging your mum op

>>728841931

don't listen to this scrub, do it! livestream it!

If I only still lives I south flordia aND was surrounded by big ass and boobs all day at school

>>728836238
NICE

>>728836238
Is that... are you threatening me?

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ez

want: Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
http://store.steampowered.com/app/578080/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/KAIIRU/

Spiderman theead yet?

>>728836238
Pls get back !

>>728836238
Yea right by tomorrow but hopefully someday so I'm replying

Worth a shot, I guess

nothing to lose

>>728836238
Yea sure

>>728836238
I have wanted to kill myself for the longest time, this is my last hope for anything. Check 'um

>>728836238
Why the fuck not

fuck this

Make it happen faggot

>>728836238
reply guy

>>728836238
What the heck.

>>728841472
How fucked is it that I'm aroused by this chick?

Fuck

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Dubs if true

Wrong.

But I like hookers and drugs

>>728836238
liar

>>728836238
Sure.. let's do this!

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Lies!

Fuck it

>>728836238
;-;

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

Fuckin Doubt It.

Lie

Well I might as fucking well

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>>728836238
why would i want one of those?
>drama
>insecurity
>disloyalty

fuck that.

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But I already have a QT thicc piece of ass on speed dial. A personal cumslut

I'm more of a 2D kind of guy.

>>728836238
Plz

>>728836238

I'm lonely, give me a girlfriend!

>>728836238
Worth a shot fuckers

>>728836238
meh I'll probably just kill myself instead

just in case

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Please

yeet

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>>728836238
If I ever got a girlfriend like this, I would be happy for lie. Even after the breakup, I would always be incredibly happy that it happened.

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Only if it's Maisie Williams.

>>728836238
JOKES ON YOU!

I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!

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>>728836238

uh huh

>>728836238
;-;

sure why not.

>>728836238

pls

xd

>>728836238
whore

>>728836238
no i wont

I don't believe it but I'll try anyway because I actually do

im a girl .... okay yes

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no!

>>728836238
Why the fuck not

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>>728836238

i wont

yeet

P-please work

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>>728836238

I'm too ugly lmao

>>728836238
Might as well try

>>728836238
Please I want P.S. to be my girlfriend :3

ok

okay

The gods have spoken

>>728836238
fuck it

Plz be my gf, Sarah.

b gods grace.

>>728836238
No u

No harm in trying

>>728836238
kill me

Swiggity swooty

If this works I'll eat my words

please, i want her back

oh

>>728836238
pls

>>728836238
k already have one

>>728836238
Quads

>>728836238
Here goes nothin

Plz god

Yeah, I literally am this desperate :(

>>728836238
Yip

>>728836238
por favor OP no me mientes

>>728836238
Not true

>>728836238
ok

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anime gods give me asian gf

Finally I can show them why they call me "Religion of Peace"

>>728836238
Fuck it why not

Sure.

sure why not

Yes! There is hope!

I mean, why not?

Rawr xD

I wish

>>728836238
how many of these plebs think this will work?

Let's see

>>728836238
my dubs confirm

let's cry

hopefully you aren't lying, but who would just lie on the internet?

>>728836238
Why not

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>>728836238
CHECK EM

>>728836238
Lose nothing by replying

yeet

Niggers

Worth a shot

can't hurt

>>728836238
yeah sure why not

Ok then.

k

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Why not

>>728836238
Ok. Good to luck to me ;_;

>>728836238
help

why not

K

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>>728836238

>>728836238
Kkkkkk

>>728836238
pls

how desperate are you cucks?

fuck it

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>>728836238
I'm fucking desperate so why not

>>728836238
sup

thatd be nice

Lies

Here's hoping.

k

>>728836238

Fuck it why not

Guess it can't hurt.

o lord

I fucking wish. I'm damn close but its complicated.

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Here ya go!

Ight

Mërtkêk Ërdõğän prøžîl

>>728836238
Fuck it. Sure why not.

REPLIED

Heh I replied.

God I wish this worked

>>728836238
i have a fiance does that mean the wedding is off :(

nice, thanks!

>>728836238
Why not?

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>>728836238
eh can't hurt

gimme grill

>>728836238
ynaut

I did my part

>>728836238
>doesn't believe OP but replies anyways

>>728836238
If only magic threads really existed...

>>728836238
Whats a girlfriend

>>728836238
Well played

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>>728836238
topkek yeah right

>>728836238
bump