tinder time, /b/ 42 decides response

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan

>>728834300
i have a butt plug in rn

We don't want to see nudes. Next.

>>728834359
roll

Tell it you want to raep her mother's shitter.

Which achievements are most closely associated
with the Golden Age of Islamic culture?
(1) mosques, medical books, and algebra
(2) gunpowder, pagodas, and silk
(3) aqueducts, roads, and polytheistic temples
(4) columns, theory of a sun-centered universe,
and democracy

How did you get so fucking overweight?

In the 1500s, European attempts to establish
colonies in Africa were hindered by
(1) the abolition of the slave trade
(2) the cooperative efforts of Christian and
Islamic missionaries
(3) a variety of geographic obstacles in Africa
(4) a widespread unified resistance by African
tribal leader

The possession or use of any communications device is strictly prohibited
when taking this examination. If you have or use any communications
device, no matter how briefly, your examination will be invalidated and
no score will be calculated for you

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>>728834393
this
roll

How's about we dismantle your digestive tract.

Anna the banana!!! Lol jk u spit or swallow?

In what way were Korea and Germany similar
after World War II?
(1) They refused to align with the superpowers.
(2) Their former emperors stood trial for war
crimes.
(3) Both remained divided during the Cold War.
(4) Ethnic tensions threatened civil war in each
country.

The patriarchy will never fall. The patriarchy thrives on people like you. People who care. People who think they can do anything against them. You think you can get rid of my privilege? I'd like to see you try. But make sure you mean it, because we want a good show. If you're weak we will destroy you. Because we have the power here. Don't forget that.

>>728834300
wow its not even dubs your so fucking gay

>>728834844
>>728834844
>>728834844
>>728834844

Bellybutton to asshole?

So...

You uh, DO realize that Millhouse is NOT a meme, right?

A goal of both the European Union (EU) and the
North American Free Trade Agreement
(NAFTA) is to
(1) reduce trade barriers between member
nations
(2) decrease competition between key industries
(3) control the supply of oil available to
industrialized nations
(4) increase nationalism in western nations
(((5))) Steal dumb Americans money

>>728835043
Damn so fucking close

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>>728835000
trips have spoken im fucking gay

Are you chatting from a kitchen?

>>728835000
hmm. nice trips

>>728834992
Reroll

>>728835043
Re

Make me a sandwich

>>728835119
dis

You look like an Amy Schumer wannabe

So, uh penis. That's always good.

i wouldn't mind dismantling your pussy with my dick.

>>728835377
rollerino.

So, do you watch Sailor Moon, too? I prefer watching while jacking off with a jar of Nutella and a jar of salt but hey, you might be different.

How about we get together and I swing you by your tits you fat ugly bitch

>>728835377
re-roll

I think that women shouldn't vote

Sometimes i curl up and pretend im a hush puppy

"but what is this patriarchy thing? lmao"

>>728835572
lolmost
reroll

>>728835377
get.

Women are objects, the sooner you realize that the happier you'll be serving the superior gender.

Oh, not you too

So, what does your cunt smell like?

>>728835119
yupyup

>>728835631
This

>>728834300
you look like a fat piggy, if you want you can come over to my place tonight, and i can feed you, all the while you make piggy noises.

>>728835377
getgetgetgetget

You still shave your beaver, right?

are you ok with getting an std?

>>728835377
42 please.

Don't you think a more realistic goal would be losing that double chin of yours?

I work at a gay stripclub

Can I eat your ass?

>>728835631
Roll

Patriarchy? Its okay, id still pinch your nipples and smell your cunt

I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man to walk 1,000 miles
To kick you in the cunt!

DA DA DA-DA! DA DA DA-DA!

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>>728835572
rollling

>>728834300
OP you Cleary value this person, as you make this 42 decides and not dubs decide. But why? Why do you value some fat feminist on tinder?

id like to dismantle you for organs you biggie cunt

So, you into pegging?

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I voted Hilary too!

Smoke a bowl of deez nuts you fat sow

You ugly ass nigger bitch.

>>728835840
Rolll

Please use my erect penis as a flag pole upon which you can proudly fly the banner of your people. All I ask for in return is that you allow me to milk those fat titties of yours so that I can get enough calcium in my bones to become as strong as Wolverine from the X-Men.

>>728836173
roll

You into scat play?

>>728835631
Roll

So many faggots close to 42

>>728836173
rollllllllll

>>728836173
roll

>>728835840
Roll

What color strap on you gonna use on me?

>>728836173
rolllllllll

>>728836173
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmuthafucka

How do you feel about motor boating my ass cheeks?

>>728834300
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey mom can i suck your tits tonight I'm thirsty

Then say oops that was for my dad

>>728836464

Re

How hard is it to find clothes in your size?

well this wont work out. I support
banning islam
deporting all illegals,not """""undocumented"
Building a wall on the mexi(rat) border
Using force on blake liv smatter retards
Less taxes on rich people.
Also, the wage gap is as real as santa clause and god.
BLM and antifa are violent terrorist organizations that need to be treated like isis

>>728835631
Rolll

What's your favorite kind of dick?

>>728836462
rollll again but if i get 42 that shit better be the msg

gets u mad pussy

>>728836464
fucking THIS

>>728836173
come on papa needs a new pair of shoes

And what about accomplishing something in life?

>>728835572
this

also fuck you newfag OP for chosing 42 instead of dubs

>>728836464
come on my erect penis is waiting

if i had a penny for every feminist i've succesfully converted to being a patriarchal cum slut, i'd have enough money to be able to afford an army of arab slave-wives that i could send to campuses all over america to stop your tumblr-browsing, pink-haired fuckoids from ruining my classes and the nation as a whole.

>>728836173
Fighting that good fight

So do you suck cock?

Taylor Gang

>>728836761
rill

>>728835661

>>728836761
Thiss

>>728836761
Rol

So uh hey haha ^_^ so uh would you mind if you heehee im nervous uh could you maybe possibly spread shit on my penis? Haha dont want to demand anything :)

"I'm huge a faggot so I'm not part of that fucked up patriarchy"

>>728836761
c'mon my nigga.

>>728835661
fuccckk

>>728836962
re

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>>728836761

>>728836761
mkay that'd do it as well

>>728837026
R-Re?

>>728836962
>>728834300
Cmon op i got dubs please

the patriarchy is as real as god or santa clause.
"Smash the patriarchy" Ill smash your pussy. spread em

Would you like to watch me slurp spaghetti through my ass?

>>728837094
One more re?

>>728835572
reroll baby

gonna have to be rolling for this >>728836761

>>728837143
God is not in the mood today

>>728835572
c'mon

>>728837206
Fine you win god damnit

>>728835572
oh god

>>728836761
Roll

>>728835840
Zing

>>728836761
Roll for this

>>728836761
Role

Hitler tried to dismantle an entire group of individuals he deemed unable to see the inherent follies in their ways.

Now we have sad Jews.

>>728835572
reroll
also op is a faggot

rolling for bull cucks

>113 replies

>not one rolled 42

whatisthisfaggotry.jpg.

>>728836761
Now that's worth the price of a roll

>>728836761
roll

>>728836761
Rrol

Are you aware that barry the one goin to jail now?

>>728837428
roll

>>728837377
i like this one

>>728836761
Roll

Does your fat help you roll down the hill better?

>>728837377
this
FUCK YOU OP

>>728836761
Roll for this

bro tho she's hella fat i'm just fucking with her lol

>>728837528
This>>728837522

Tell her OP is a massive faggot who made us all roll for 42 and not dubs

>>728836761
Rolli

>>728835572
letssee this

Invite her for a smoke sesh

>>728837482
roll

>>728836761
Please for the love of god

>>728837377
rrr

>>728836761

yea boi

>>728837676
Stop trying faggot kek is not in the mood

hey, do you know what they call me penis? apollo 1. not because it's shaped like a rocket or anything. it's because it's riddles with poor engineering choices and has caused the deaths of 7 men. anyways, do you like space? i do. i wouldn't mind probing uranus and investigating your black holes. don't think i'm like that robot dude in the wheelchair though, i still function fully below the waist. just ask my 10 baby mommas. they know whats up. so, do you want some of this? if you do, please send a well-written application to nasa DOT gov.

>>728836761
roll

>>728836761
Theres no hope left

>>728836427
He (yes, gender assumed) got 42, 3rd last and 2nd last digits

>>728836761
+1

>>728836761
le roll

>>728837741
>>728837143
What the fuck??

>>728836761
Roll

>>728835572
roll

>>728837796
thats true

>>728837377
Rollololol

>>728837741
take me to the poon, let me play in the back of cars. let me see what sex is like in the bathroom stalls of bars.

>>728835572
oh cmon

Hey, maybe we should, grab a drink, go to your room, and vigourly dismantle the patriarchy.

>>728835572

He messed up, but I think we can tell what he meant to say, and what he meant to say is correct. I believe he meant to say that Hitler never used chemical weapons in battle. It is my understanding that this is true. Of course the gaff of "Holocaust Centers" and "didn't use them against his own people (insinuating that those killed in the Holocaust were not German citizens [which Hitler did change laws to deny Jews citizenship])" made things worse, but Spicer seems to be talking about in battle without ever adding that important qualifier.

>>728837796
Pretty sure this is bait. But if not,
>Not how it works newfag

>>728836761
roll

>>728838044
This

rollz

Sean Spicer is actually right though. Nazi Germany did not use chemical weapons in WWII, they had a far less mechanised army than the allies, and wouldn't be able to deliver it as efficiently as the allies would, therefore they didn't introduce it's use in WWII, also Hitler was gassed when he fought in WWI and knew how bad it was.
Nazi Germany did use chemicals to kill jews in the holocaust, but Zyklon B was never a chemical weapon, just like CO2 isn't (which was also used to kill in the holocaust).

>>728837377
Roll

>>728837741
roll me one of those sweet 42s motherfucker.

>>728835572
>lmao

>>728838044
Yup, definitely this

>>728837796
That's not how this works newfag.

>>728837941
Damn>>728837964

>>728838045
OP is faggot. 42 too difficult.

Send anus pics

>>728835572
ROLL

As a Jew I know exactly what Spicer was trying to say. What he said doesn't bother me a bit. There was no ill intent on his part.
Everyone trying to make a mountain out of a molehill bothers me far more. In the age where political opposition to the administration is constantly drawing comparisons to Hitler and NAZI's, the hypocrisy is breathtaking.
That being said, I still think he should be fired, simply because I don't think he's a very effective press secretary.

How do you feel about butt stuff?

>>728835572
rolll

Please peg the patriarch out of me

>>728838143
close

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>>728837741
42 get

>>728836761
op stop being a faggot an pick this one

>>728835572
check my 42

tell her she's fat

>>728838247
Dis

42 get
check em

Is one tit bigger than the other?

>>728838247
Do it op

>>728835572
roll

>>728835572
rollin

>>728838044
roll

>>728838247
This one

>>728837741
rall

>>728836761
Roll

>>728838442
FUCK YEA, I GOT IT

>>728838442
AAAYYYY Finally!

>>728838442
ahuhhhahsbs

>>728835572
roll


190 posts, no 42. great job OP

>>728838442

OH SHIT WADDUP

>>728838442
Winrar

>>728838442
finaly. op you better deliver

Damn! You're almost as sexy as my sister!

>>728838484
WINRAR

>>728838442
Winrar Winrar

>>728838442
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNER

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>>728838442

I'm feeling fat and sassy

>>728838528
Itz dat boi

>>728838622
OP delivers

>>728838622
please change the rules in your next post to dubs...

>>728838622
Oh shit, look at OP not being a faggot for once

>>728838742
nice roll faggot

>>728838742
Damn it. Get!

>>728838742
42 get
check'em

>>728838732
I agree, we'Re gonna 404 real quick otherwise.

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>>728838622
dubs decide next post. didn't realize 42 would take so fuckin long lmao

New thread with dubs or I'm out

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winrar here, change it to dubs

my left titty nipple gotta eyeball on it

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>>728834744
>>728834844
>>728835000
>>728835022
>>728835377
>>728836322
>>728836333
>>728836522
>>728836877
>>728836944
>>728836966
>>728837333
>>728837377
>>728837522
>>728837555
>>728838044
>>728838166
>>728838244
>>728838300
>>728838355
>>728838366
>>728838599
>>728838611
>>728838622

>>728838905
You know what? I think that you should peg me, REALLY HARD!

>>728838905
yeah you can be above me when you ride this dick

"what's wrong? men are better"

>>728838905
nigger faggot

>>728834300
get free weed from the fatty anon

>>728839027
This

>>728838905
But White men built the world, it's not their fault everyone else can't compete

>>728838905
wouldn't it be easier to just lose weight? haha

>>728839032
this one

>>728839082
roll

You wanna slurp some horse radish out of my urethra?

but aren't men better than women in every way?

The right's use of cuck as a supreme insult reveals how terrified they are of women as autonomous beings. It's based on the notion that a woman has the power to destroy a man's dignity based on who she has sex with. They hate women because there's no set algorithm or price tag for obtaining one. They want respect, love and affection from women and hate that there's no way to force that to happen.
Just look at the insults they use and the policy they try to implement to see what they're truly afraid of

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>>728839088
dubs get
check'em

>>728839088
winner

>>728839088
you son of a bitch

>>728838905
Please CUCK the patriarch out of me

>>728838905
men have penis the other creatures don't.
/thread

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>>728839088

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>>728839155
>>728839177

WINRAR

Oh cool. Want to peg me while I read the Quaran?...you know, for equality

>>728839177
Get

>>728839177
Almost, but dubs are too late..

>>728839177
second winrar

Any video or gif. Involving black people is the same.
A gif. About two friends who workout with their overweight friend was on the front page yesterday. They were black. Stickied comment about sticking to topic and not being racist.
A thread about women videogame developers in a gaming sub. Stickied comment about staying on topic and not being sexist.
Its pretty pathetic that rodditers need a teacher present to enforce the rules and hold their hands.

>>728839088
Weiner

>>728839206
probably just gonna get blocked and move on now.

>>728839206
btw could you just share her profile?
I'd superlike her

Acknowledging that toxic patriarchal and misogynist cultures harm women is not "making it all about women".
Challenging toxic masculinity to allow men to be vulnerable and kind is not "feminist garbage".
Gender roles are all connected, you buffoon. If you're not ready to think of how bad ideas harm everyone, if you won't lift a finger to change the narratives that you perpetuate because you think it might benefit a female someone else more than it will benefit you, if you are so averse to the idea that men need to be a part of women's fight for equality...then you cannot ever expect anyone to care about your pathetic selfish sexist ass


agree or disagree?

>>728839236
This

I'm a guy. I'm straight. Never in my long and storied career of getting rejected have I had a girl just blurt out, "I have a boyfriend!" after the first thing I said to her. Sometimes I wonder what these dudes are doing that makes so many women feel the need to say "I have a boyfriend" in response to seemingly innocuous conversation starters.


Like, what is it? Are they just so sex-starved and so profoundly uninterested in women as people that those qualities are simply palpable to any woman they meet? Are they checking her out the whole time, their every word dripping with lust? That's the only explanation I can think of.

>>728839206
Ok but seriously though, because there's no way you believe that when you can't even pull that wool over children's eyes.

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>>728839206
dubs decide

>>728839678
Do you like anal?

>>728839678
you know the rules. Tits or gtfo.

>>728839434
Disagree, Masculinity in men and femininity in women are the result of nature, and gender roles simply fit those that run a household.

>>728839434
reroll

>>728839788
Winrar winrar

>>728839788
win

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>>728839799
dubs get
check'em

Fuck faggots

>>728839799
kek send this

>>728839678
What do you think about pedophiles?

>>728836761
roll NIGGA

>>728839911
fuk u

>>728839799
Send this and this>>728839788

>>728839678
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/728834300/

>>728839911
dubs get
check'em

>>728840013
reroll

>>728839988
CZECH EM

Ask her if you can stick it in her double chin

>>728840013
ri-re-roll

>>728840115
Kek

>>728840013
roll (insert random text to identify your post)

>>728839988
Wuuu <uuuuuuuuuuuttttt <:o

Terrorism is terrorism, whether it was carried out by "hooligans" or white supremacists or radical Islam.
do you have hbo
?

>>728840013
>>>728840115
reroll

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>>728840188

>>728840013
rollerino

>>728840013
That's some inception shit right there.

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>>728840188
Tfw all the good replies have dubs

>>728840013
check'em

If your feminism doesn't include kink then count me out. it's not your fucking job to tell people what is and isn't acceptable between two consenting adults

>>728840288
winnn