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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practicing black magic for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 14 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my friends
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im too broke to risk the ROLLLL
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kys
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Practicing? Not perfect yet?
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>>728833926
Hmm, I challenge your magick.
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Rollerino fuckery
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Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.
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try me
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>>728834146
Reroll to know.
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>>728834264
Getting close to that 66
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>>728833926
I accept my fate
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>>728834325
Come on, sorcerer, show me thy lyric.
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Roll, give me the death I deserve
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>>728834426
Again.
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this thread again wow.. guess I'll roll
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Show me potato salad
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>>728833926
who is this semen demon?
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>>728834610
Last, bored of the chicane.
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i dont care if i live, i dont care if i die.
where is our god now?
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Murder my balls
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>>728834860
reroll
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Fuck it! Show me the money!
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I am the semen demon
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Roll baby
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Let's go!
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Hell yes my friend, give me the money
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maybe if i throw in an ass senpai will notice me
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>>728834683
reroll
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>>728833926
widdly scuds?
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Either I get money or I die, its a win win situation
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rollz?
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rolly
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Give me that 66
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>>728833926
Rolling for sixes
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>>728835042
reroll
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I've always wanted to know if magic was real
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jokes on you, i like pain.

roll
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Try me
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rollllllll
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>>728833926
I used to summon fireballs but i dont' do that anymore.
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>>728835134
Eww
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nig i roll
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Reroll
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>>728835134
ew he's hiding an ogre in there
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Kiss
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Is this the same OP every time? I recognize that filename, and this post is always the same post every time.
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rolls
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66 get
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rolllzzzz
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>>728833926
roollllooolllllooooll
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>>728835099
feelsbadman
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>>728835366
Nice
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>>728835366
lol cya fag
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>>728835366
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No Fucks
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77, go!
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rolll
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>>728835366
damn bye mate
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lucky 77
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66 please.
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roll for death
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The dice has been rolled
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Ror.jpeg
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>>728835555
Quads tho.
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fuck me, my chicken nigger gods.
get it? black magic?

alright, i like dark humor.

did you know that when you get taller, your negroes?
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I'll play along. Roll
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>>728833926
77 pls
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The wealth is mine!
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Reroll for a bread roll
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:c
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>>728833926
>PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
>I have been practicing self delusion for 14 years. I have been very successful at deluding myself and faggotry. With that being said,
>Lets play a game /b/:
>EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will get nothing from this thread within the next 30 days.
>BUT,
>EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will be unaffected by this thread the next 24 hours.
>Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
>Good luck my friends
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>>728835625
fuck off carlos
roll
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>>728833926

End me please
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>>728834111
Checkt
Respekt
Rollt
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I hope I die ;) but I also want the money so my family can stop being poor :(
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>>728835366

ByeBye budd O/
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>>728833926
Bullshit
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heres hoping for that 66
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>>728835366
Post pic w/ timestamp and then prove OP a faggot tomorrow please.
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death
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Again with this post.p
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>>728835770
How did you do this amazing witchcraft anon?
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LETS FUCKING GET THAT ROLL IN THIS CUUUNT
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>>728833926
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Oh
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I have nothing to lose except my miserable life. And I guess nothing to gain but blow and male prostitutes. Give me a sign you're real Satan.
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>>728835770
That's some clever picture editing, how in the world was it accomplished?
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Yeah, well, alright, let's roll one out
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>>728835366
I'll see u in the other life bud
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Hurr hurr durr gimme 66 let's be original and wish for death hahaa death is funny gonna kms right brahs ha this is good ha jokes
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fuckme
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>>728833926
ROLL
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>>728835075
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>>728837233
Reroll
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>>728833926
Let's do it.
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>>728837360
Dodged death
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>>728833926
I think it's fair
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i welcome death
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rollerino
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nigger i almsot got it
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rolling one two three GOOOOOOOO
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77 get
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>>728837573
reroll
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>>728833926
How can you make me wealthy, If you don't even know my IP address
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>>728833926
rool
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im ironman
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>Rerolling
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>>728833926
i want to die
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>>728837777
quads 77

gg
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Well I'm willing to try
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That's game.
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show me the money
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>>728838077
Me too>>728838077
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>>728838077
gg /b/ro you got dubs too.
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>>728833926
haha 66
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rollero
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>>728833926
Show me the Morty!
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LOL@blackmagic

Don't you know black magic doesn't work? It just sits on its ass collecting magic welfare.
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rollin for that 66
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>>728838651
reroll
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>>728833926
rolling for death
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>>728833926
Rullz.
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ez wager. ROLL!
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>>728838706
Reroll
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w0t about quints^^^
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>>728838913
Roll-Re
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so black magic works via standard tcp/ip connections or what are we talking about here
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>>728833926
rollerino
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REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
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Rollo
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>>728833926
Oh wow! Are you a Nostra-dumbass?
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>>728837573
reroll originaleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
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>>728833926
How do you practice? Do you shoot free throws? Watch re-runs of "The Exorcist"? LMAO
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Lets go
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>>728833926
roll
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>>728833926
Fuckin rolling...
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roll you stupid cunt
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How will I know if I lost?
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Best two out of three?
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Is this real?
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>>728840166
Lmao that sucks mate. Dont tempt fate.
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77/66 get
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>>728840166
Oh, I won! Or, I guess I lost. LMFAO
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>>728840312
I don't believe in fate or luck. I believe in God. I don't need luck.
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I got everything to gain, and nothing to lose.
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>>728833926
Roll I guess
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>>728833926
Huh.
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>>728840455
Damn, just shy of each.
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Get?
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>>728833926
rip
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>>728833926
rollin
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>>728833926
Nybbas serves
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>>728833926
rolo
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Gotta get that dough for my mama
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>>728833926
ho i ro
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Luck be in the air tonight
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>>728833926
rolling for death
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>>728840166
So do I get to decide on my violent and painful death? Or is it totally random? Do I get to spin the big Wheel-O-Death? LMAO
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Give me wealth nigga
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I've seen this posts with the exact same text over a dozen times. Roll though .
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Plez
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let me die?
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I shall die
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plz
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66 bois
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>>728840166
Can I roll again and trade in my violent death for a girlfriend? Oh wait, I'm married. That might lead to a violent death!
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Gottem
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let it rip
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Niggers, spics, and jews shall perish
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let's go
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nothing left here for me anyway
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Aaa
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>>728833926
all these newfags not recognizing pasta.
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>>728833926
win win situation
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>>728833926
3213213
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Xd
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rolls royce
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make it make it don't fake it
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i know this is fake just want an excuse to jump in gront of a train tbh
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>>728840166
If all you anons spent as much time reading your Bible as you do on 4chan, you would be enjoying this post and laughing as hard as I am.
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https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=cT%2bs7bUH&id=6713C8079F3F408A188BB5509A8099AB300C1CFE&q=donkey&simid=608015526257757369&selectedIndex=1 ass shall bless me
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screee
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Please have my wife die in some short of accident kek
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wwhwywy
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>>728833926
Roll luck for me plixxy plox
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i keep geeryting 75 wt
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>>728835555
Quads
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>>728833926
Gatorade me bitch
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>>728833926

Roll pls
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tomatoes are fine i guess
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what the hell i keep getting 75 and 76 what does this mean i gotta know... bet u thisll be 66
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i hope i die soon
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oh boy
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>>728837777
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>728842287
>Auto
No you don't.
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Hope for the best
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>>728833926
Roll for 66
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Ethan has a big forehead
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ive been here for like an hour why am i doing this
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Gimme Gimme
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>>728840312
>>728840312
Rolllll
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KYS tbh
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this one
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rolll
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>>728833926
EH
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bet
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>>728833926
OP you're a fucking hack. The sweet embrace of death avoids me like the plague nothings gonna happen to any of the retards in this thread.
Just the same boring day to day mediocrity.
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niggeria
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>>728842660
C L O S E
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Gotta love copypasta.
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>>728833926
Oh jeez rick
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>>728842678
C L O S E
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ok bet 2
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>>728833926
Come on... daddy needs a new fleshlight
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go again bet3
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now
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woo
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5th try
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rollin again
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badabing badaboom what i can i say baby
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fouck
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Rolling the dice
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lets get a try ^^
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fifa: eat home
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final roll
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>>728843077
u did it
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>>728843064
brudda
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just fuck my shit up fam
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>>728843077
Thank you OP!
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>>728842913
One more time.
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im lost. i have no purpose. and here i am
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this is fake praise jesus plz go fuck yourself kid hail stalin
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77 get
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nigga this my last trie
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>>728843363
Re
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>>728843405
Fuck it maybe I'll just die
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>>728833926
I don't care if I die
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Roll!!!
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>>728833926
xo
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rollin rollin rollin rollin
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Rolling for luck
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>>728833926

OP fuck the money.... give me the power to fly and shoot ki blast like Goku... or give me super speed like the flash that works too.... Me and you! together OP we will change the world
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KEK
im playing
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>>728843547
reroll?

i wanna be rich af
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It's already hard to have conventional dubs. Let's try
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>>728843606
jesus christ.....rererollios
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eyue
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