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H-Hey Anonymous! You know w-what time it is! A-are you feeling

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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H-Hey Anonymous!
You know w-what time it is!

A-are you feeling sad?
Do y-you need a hug?
S-someone to talk to and l-listen to your problems?

Don't s-suffer in silence, A-Anonymous! I'm here for y-you <4
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fuckin swaggin alice bb
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>>728811925
Bring it on alice chan <4
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>>728811925
I feel like killing myself
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>>728811925
I love your new dress
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>>728812070
Oh d-dear, that sounds awful Anonymous!
I can sympathize f-for sure though; I have severe depression. Have you been t-to a doctor?

>>728812105
Thank y-you <4
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Tea time?
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>>728812213
S-sorry dear, that is only Monday and Wensday. T-this is just a general advice thread <4
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>>728812209
Nah, i just have to code in PHP, so its only temporary
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>>728811925
This stuttering is crinvy as fuck. Why do you feel the need to make reading your posts harder ? It doesnt give any character.. btw what is alice thread about?
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>>728811925
Bought some cheap speed, not sure if I should go for it during ur show or after.

Alternativ I´m going for a white wine, suits ur hair the most <4 (and after ur show the with the line)
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>>728812270
I c-can understand the feeling. W-what are you working on?
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>>728812267
Oh well. At least senpai noticed me.
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You're early today!

I just got home from class and it's about time to boot into Windows and get a taste of that Overwatch event that just started... them agent skins are dank af~
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>>728812209
No need to thank me, thank you for taking your time to give ups a little bit of your life.
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Love and cheer!
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There's been a lot of people coming and going out of these threads lately. I'm jealous you get to go have fun here.
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>>728812397
web server shit
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>>728812105
she was wearing it yesterday genious...
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Hey Alice! I'm glad I caught the thread cause my problem is that I can't make the stream :(
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Hello alice,
how are you today?
Basementguy here i dont feel very good atm
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>>728811925
Fuck off
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>>728811925
You're a dude
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>>728812359
D-don't do it at all dear; amphetamines are v-very dangerous for the heart! Have you at l-least tested it to verify it is pure? There has b-been a lot of recent scares related to it being cut with s-some very unsavory RCs!

A nice white wine would be fine.
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>>728812357
I d-don't see any stuttering, dear.

>>728812420
This is my n-new schedule for Tuesday and Thursdays! I s-stream after the thread at 6!

>>728812500
Oh no! Thanks for stopping by my t-thread though!
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>>728812493
you misspelled genius, genius.
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>>728811925
I need money to get me some games, what should I do?

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=118308253&token=NGHRDKAv
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>>728812588
Sorry, I'm n-not <4

>>728812586
No t-thank you!

>>728812563
What's w-wrong doll?

>>728812653
How s-sad for you!
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I was sexually abused and raped as a child and it makes me want to cut my dick off and I hate pooping and being filthy and my life is in shambles and I want to blow my brains out
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>>728812653
work
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>>728811925
Hey alice! Nice to see you again, it's been a while
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N-n-n-n-n-n-i-i-i-i-i-i-hg-g-g-g-g-g-g--e-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>728812209
Oh oh.. Alice chan has to bring a dozen of reports with her, when she want´s to join the army..A major depression is a carrier killer..
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>>728812628
Are you a male living out his fantasies or just a really sad female ? Be honest, i wont judge
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Glorious Cathat reporting in, Alice bitches when I avatarfag so I gotta get her used to it.
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>>728812713
my cat died yesterday now im alone in my basement when my gf is at work
i feel very sad
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>>728812727
*blinks* C-can we go over this one by one?

First, I'm absolutely horrified you were abused and raped. I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry you had to go through that. I d-don't like to talk about my past as much as I used to, but suffice to say...I know how you feel.

However....why exactly is your life in shambles? Why do you want to commit suicide? Have you talked to a doctor about these urges and such?

Because it sounds like you have a l-lot of things you should talk to a t-therapist about.

>>728812868
N-neither <4
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>>728812628
Thanks, hope you have a good time playing S&S!
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dare i say tits or gtfo?
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>>728812761
T-Thank you! I've been around almost everyday for 6 years so I d-don't know how y-you haven't seen me!

>>728812868
No, I'm biologically female.
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>>728812868

d-dude
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>>728811925
I've been sick for 4 days now. What do?
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Give me a hint of where you live in real life. USA?
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Alice I've been single for quite some time. I don't feel lonely, but I do feel puzzled. How would I go about knowing if I want a companion?
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>>728813099
i live on earth
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Storm of whiteknights incoming
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>>728812978
Neither ? What adjective/sex would describe you then ?
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>>728813246
vague
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>>728811925
Why do men keep cheating? I know I'm not ugly but I feel like I always fall for the wrong one...do I need to downgrade?
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>>728812487
Oh I see! That's p-pretty cool!

>>728813041
I'm sorry t-to hear that! I've just b-been getting over being sick m-myself. D-drink lots of fluids!
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>>728813158
All the black knights are still wandering at Lordran, bring back the superior kind!
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>>728811925
I failed a trig quiz today and now I wanna kill myself. Please help.
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>>728813246
Neither as in not a sad female or a male living out his fantasies.
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>>728813329
how much you study, my man?
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>>728813014
>biologically

What about the rest ?
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Best way to improve my masturbation as a male?>>728811925
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>>728813118
*blinks* d-dear, all humans want companions. We are social creatures; being near to others and having some form of relationship is absolutely essential.

Now, maybe you have other priorities right now. Which is fine! It's wonderful you aren't lonely!

But for sure, you want companionship; it's very important to human existence.

>>728813099
I l-live in NYC!


>>728813246
F-female, silly. Why d-do you think I am sad?
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>>728813014
Because of my schedule
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>>728812598
Ah.. every second thread of u I´m asking with what I should have fun during ur show...

Everytime I get to hear that drugs r bad..that I know for long ago. And every evening I´m going for my after-work-trip anyway. Can u be a nice Alice and accept my life style D:

I accept Alice as she is and enjoy ur show. And if I get a honest choose without drugbashing it would be the highlight of my day.

Can u do this for me Alice :D?
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>>728812964
>>728813317
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>>728813403
None :'( I don't even know where to start. I want to change my major now.
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>>728812978
I can't see therapists, because when I was a child I was forced to go to dozens of them and they told my parents my deepest darkest feelings and desires, and now I can't put my trust into anyone. I just confess these things to strangers on the internet.

As for my life being in shambles, I've just failed at everything. Dropped out of school. Unable to hold down a good job. I have schizophrenia. Everyone has given up on me and is content to let me wallow in my own depression and self pity until I die.
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>>728813452
aww shit nigga new YAAAAAWK
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>>728813562
start by studying for your shit, whats your major
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>>728813332
Allright, describe yourself with an adjective then as you feel right
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>>728813155
Come ooooon...I wanna give you a good time c;
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>>728813504
I d-don't accept harmful life styles, dear. D-don't abuse amphetamines.

>>728813563
*blinks* If y-you have schizophrenia, you n-need to see a therapist and g-get medication.

>>728813587
R-represent!
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>>728813706
you tryna fuck a guy, you gay ass nigga
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>>728813452
Thanks for the advice.
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Hello Alice. First time seeing a thread like this, so just wanted to say hi.

Hope you had a good day and stuff.
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>>728813645
Honestly. I don't even know anymore. I was supposed to do manufacturing but I'm am interested in it in the slightest way possible. I wanted to do electrical engineering but now I see that I just don't have the willpower to keep me focused.
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>>728813316
No, you don't. Y-You shouldn't downgrade your standards b-because I'm sure that you will find someone that exceeds them one day. I have h-hope for you <4

>>728813466
Well, I'm around everyday and you can check my patreon /alicemargatroid to see my updated one!

>>728812964
I am so sorry t-to hear that! I'm h-here for you and I know that it c-can be very tough to lose a pet. I'm s-sorry Anonymous.. I'm so sorry.
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>>728813728
I am on medication. I see a psychiatrist once a month and he is trying to help me and get me stable.

I just can't handle things anymore. None of my coping mechanisms work. My love life is a mess. The girl I'm with now doesn't want to get serious until I fix my life a little bit and I don't think I'm capable of doing the things she needs me to do so I don't see any other option than blowing my brains out.
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Is life actually worth living? I moved to a new place I have no friends just got fired from my job not really good at anything. I'm severely depressed, I've been to doctors and I'm going to start on meds soon, I heard weed helps with depression so I started smoking but it's hard to find a job now because of it. Should I just kms?
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>>728813452
Mostly females tend to live out their attention hunger (i dont mean this in a bad way, we all need attention) on more normal medias or real life.. choosing /b seems rather odd. Are you afraid of rejection ?
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>stop doing drugs
>go see a therapist about your horrible depression

I just saved you all alot of time
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>>728813869
*not
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>>728813895
Thank you alice.
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>>728813869
what gets you focused
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>>728812641
јеби се dude
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>>728813780
I know, I'm a faggot *shrugs*
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>>728813728
Hey, I have never seen your threads because of my schedule, so I was wondering what this stream is and where I can find it.
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>>728813991
Idk. I've been kinda just lost and wondering for the last 7 years. I thought college might help me find my calling but so far it's not helping. I'm about 3 years in now.
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>>728811925
BYE BYE ALICE! I'm leaving tomorrow morning to korea. MilFag
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>>728813661
That w-wasn't me dear.

>>728813791
It's m-my pleasure <4

>>728813913
What m-medication are you on? I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist; maybe I c-can make some suggestions.

>>728813926
I t-think you have a v-very skewed idea of h-how people work, that doesn't h-have a basis in modern psychology.

>>728813914
No, you should not kill yourself. What? Why would that be a good idea?

Weed makes depression worse in the long term; it is a short term fix. You also cannot take it along with medications that ACTUALLY work.

I suggest stopping the weed and getting on some real medication, as well as going to group therapy. It can d-do a lot of good.

>>728813953
H-hey! He s-should also go to group therapy.
*mumbles* T-takin' all the easy ones...
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Why do you have so many anime pictures you fucking weeabo
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>>728813895
Good god... I was waiting around for stream...didn't even know you had a new schedule...
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>>728811925
y'all are aware that's a man right?
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>>728814193
N-none of these are from an anime, silly.
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>>728814189
Seroquel, cymbalta, and propranolol
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>>728811925
The combination of your threads and pictures of your autistic transgender body are slowly driving me to kill myself. Wana help me with that? Fuck off back to some other forum then. Do us all a favor.
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So, how was your day dear alice?
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>>728813868
Thank you very much! I h-hope you have a n-nice day too!

>>728813983
You're welcome dear <4 Is t-there anything I can d-do to help you?

>>728814049
I'm actually streaming today! I'm starting it at 6PM EST!

>>728814168
Goodbye dear! Please be s-safe <4
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>>728814125
Do you have enough credits to just get a degree in any major? while i dont condone getting a degree just for the sake of it, since you've already sunk the money and time into college, might as well get something out of it
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>>728814049
Twitch: celtyplays
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So this is like a PleaseFeelGood kind of thing with occasional streams?

I could really that
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>>728814252
Seroquel is p-pretty powerful, I assume the prop is f-for anxiety? What d-do you take duloxetine for?

How are y-your schizophrenic positive symptoms? Well in check? N-no delusions?

>>728814255
I'm f-female dear <4 I've also been here since 2004, and posting as Alice since 2001.

So get the hell off my /b/, newfag.

>>728814256
Quite w-well, thank you <4
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>>728812628
Where do you stream?
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>>728813728
Your lifestyle is dangerous too. U have a schedule with nearly of all ur free time.

Will see if I can get something besides pot, pills and lines for ur next show. Maybe u give me than an Alice-worthy trip advice?
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>>728813895
I dont want to get a (new) kitten now because i feel like time is not right yet, but i feel very lonely.
wat do alice?
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>>728814452
Pretty much.....check her Patreon for full schedule. There's something everyday.
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>>728814501
And I've been posting for you to fuck off for just as long. But here we still are you mentally ill attention whore.
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>>728814302
So far I have an Associates. I was supposed to start my bachelors this fall. But fuck if this ain't killing me.
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>>728814564
Twitch: celtyplays
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>>728814568
see
>>728813953
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>>728814568
*blinks* M-my lifestyle isn't dangerous, w-what are you talking about? Extra curricular activities actually quantifiably increase q-quality of life.

Unlike, you know. Drugs.

>>728814695
And yet after all t-this time you still haven't proven I'm an attention whore n-nor mentally ill.

How sad for you.
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>>728814714
if you aren't feeling it, i would say get out now and save your money, no use going into debt for no reason
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>>728811925
Thanx Awice!
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>>728813452
New York! Yeeees! Thanks darling<3
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Oh shit I'm tiny rick!
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>>728814501
It's supposed to help my depression. And yes, the prop is for anxiety. I am extremely delusional and suffer from audio/visual hallucinations every day.

I had to take down my bathroom mirror because I was unable to recognize myself anymore and it was freaking me out. I think my family and friends are slowly poisoning me.
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Hey Alice! I'm 18, about to graduate, and I think I want to go into either pharmacology or neurology. For either, I want to go into research and academia for sure. What do you recommend I take, considering the value of each degree and the job outlook? Thanks <4
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>>728814809
I would agree, but I'm not in debt. I'm getting a free ride. I've just lost all motivation and idk why. I know it sounds like I'm just being a whiny bitch, but I'm just tried of school.
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>>728814877
*nodnod* S-so the seroquel isn't helping quite as much as it should. Has your doctor t-talked about getting you on a higher dose or trying a d-different
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>>728814501
l-let me count..

Alice startet with 4chan at an age of 11 and posting as alice with 8?

Is this Alice-like shitposting?
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>>728815015

Hey, Alice, I feel pretty late to the thread... Last night was pretty intense as I expected, but I did take time to have the peppermint tea last night. Thanks
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>>728814799
Are dense as well as hungry for the meaningless mouth breathers attention? The fact that this is still going on is the proof you weab.
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>>728814287
No thank you alice, you pretty much answered my question. It's nice having the opinion of others rather than myself.
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>>728814985
No dude, i completely get it, can you take a year off from school while keeping that free ride?

Sometimes its good to look outside of whats directly ahead of you to get a good perspective
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>>728814189
What is actually your job alice, you prescribe drugs? Is it what you expected it to be? And also, have you ever thought to do some research on your field?
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i just feel so... defeated. for lack of a better term.

i recently "got fired" after being treated like shit for 4 years, never being paid, and expected to preform like a robot for 8-15 hours a day.

i had plans of joining the military, but recently found out i have a few medical conditions that DQ me, so now i cant even do that.

i feel like im running on the hamster wheel. im turning 24 next month, and legit, i have nothing to show for anything. im just so lost and overloaded i don't know what to do, i don't know who i am anymore. the drive to keep trying is gone.
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Any specific reason for the drugstalk inbetween the anime'ish sideshow?

Is there some hidden code going on

I dont know what is real anymore
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>>728814915
I w-would recommend neurology; it's a m-much better market and a lot funner too!

>>728815023
*blinks* Oh s-sorry. I meant 2011. M-my bad!

>>728815094
I'm g-glad you enjoyed it <4

>>728815095
Y-yeah, this thread in no way proves it <4 T-try harder dear.

>>728815136
G-glad to be of service then <4
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Currently in a long distance relationship, have the materials to move to her, we have it planned and shit.


Should I go for it? I mean, I have no shortage of attention from the opposite sex where I am, but something about her tells me I should. I feel as if I should, like it's a good idea, but idk if I really should.
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>>728815095
For someone who thinks she's out for attention you types sure do pay her a lot of it. . .
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>>728815015
I'm taking 750 mg a day. I've tried every anitpsychotic you can think of and I never respond very well. It keeps me in check enough to not be as much of a burden on my family.


I had a mental breakdown 2 weeks ago and cut myself a bunch and slit my wrists but they didn't take me to the hospital. Our paramedic neighbor patched me up with this medical glue stuff and they just put me in bed until I calmed down.
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>>728815181
I actually can do that, but then I'll have to go work full time to pay rent, etc. While it would relax my mind, I'm afraid that I won't want to go back to school to finish up and I'll be stuck working a dead end job.
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>>728814501
4chan didn't exist in 2001
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>>728815247
I am a p-programmer for a large financial firm <4 I dual m-majored <4

>>728815274
*blinks* W-why didn't you sue if they d-didn't pay you on time?

>>728815323
I'm n-not from an anime dear <4
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>>728815388
Why not try an extended visit first?
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>>728815388
You s-should go for it <4 Take chances, l-live a little!

>>728815415
C-can you give me a complete list of them?

If you like, you can email me at [email protected] if y-you would like to discuss this privately.

>>728815426
I m-meant 2011, my apologies!
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>>728815417
I'd suggest trying for maybe a semester, or maybe taking a trip outside of your comfort zone, do some shit you normally wouldn't do
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>>728815571
I've had several.
>>728815588
That's exactly what I thought. I've lived here in Cali for my whole life, new scenery would probably do me really well.
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>>728815588
Abilify, haloperidol, geodon, risperdal, and zyprexa. and seroquel obviously
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>>728815571
Oh t-thank you Reimu, that's actually a w-wonderful idea. In fact, I p-plan to do the same and spend a m-month with my significant other sometime soon too <4

Listen to her, she's got a lot of good insight too <4
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>>728815588
I was born into poverty and even though im smart i didnt get to go to college, now i work in the ratrace as i had no one to back me up. And want to kill myself every day. Wat do?
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>>728815457
>W-why didn't you sue if they d-didn't pay you on time?

because im too nice, plus im too poor to afford lawyers and all that jazz
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>>728815388
Definitely give it a go, but do have a backup plan if things don't work out. Living with someone will change things, but it's worth a shot.

>>728815274
What kind of skills do you have? Surely you got some transferable skills from working like a mad for that amount of time.
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>>728815728
T-that isn't even close to all of the ones available!

How did you do on hal, btw?

>>728815749
W-work in the what?

>>728815839
C-contact a public defender next time! Know your rights!

You are worth a lot to me Anonymous; why don't you value yourself?
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>>728815839
talk to the department of labor
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Are all these drawings comissioned?
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>>728815733
Alice has a significant other? Shows over boys go home.
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>>728815875
I do have a backup, the plan is to go live with her at her place. But I do have enough money to afford an apartment (Actually looked that shit up)

I also have a few good job applications I can get to filling out when I get there.
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>>728815900
Chek'd! Oh and ratrace as in the ratrace of life, jobs to make ends meet, pay bills just barely, etc. I assume ill kill myself within 10 years.
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>>728815962
Y-yes, Reimu draws all of them, in real time, for me.

I p-pay her in pizza and vapes.
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>>728815457
Would asking your age be to much?
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>>728815900
It just feels like I've taken so many pills to get to the point I'm at now. Before I was diagnosed with schizophrenia they thought I was just depressed and I ran through all the SSRIs and SNRIs and anti seizure meds.

Haloperidol worked, but the only reason it did was because it turned me into a brain dead zombie who slept for 18 hours a day.
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>>728815733
Yay! That sounds lovely, Alice! I hope you have a great time!

>>728815962
Whew! That would be one rich artist.
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>>728816057
OH RAT RACE. B-boy am I dropping the ball today! Whew! Sorry about that d-dear.

I feel real stupid now, hahah
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>>728816056
Good for you! I've had a few live-in relationships. It definitely changes dynamics and it will take work to merge two lifestyles, but it has the potential to work out very nicely, just be ready to learn more about her than you thought you would pretty quickly.
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>>728815900
>You are worth a lot to me Anonymous; why don't you value yourself?

I'm not sure how to answer this question. Only recently have i started putting myself first, and thats what led to me getting "fired". like i give a damn though at this point. idk what it is. my head is just so full of fuck. 2017 has been a cluster fuck so far. idk what to do.
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>>728816056
The amount of planning mate, you sound well off even if your bitch dumps you. The real question is, are you prepared to live where you're going the rest of your life?
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>>728815274
go someplace awesome
seriously
live there
problem solved
im hawaii, cuba or south america bound post summer
fuck this god damn place!!
DO IT NOW
i got plus ten years on ya
a lot of my friends who left this god for saken hell hole did it right around your age
san fran, nyc
been there this whole time living it up
just get the fuck out
it'll do wonders
join the reserves/nat gaurd
get a f n skill/trade too
ur welcome
do it now mofo
then you will be somewhere eventually vs
life long rut
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>>728816098
W-why do you want to know?

>>728816130
*nodnod* S-so Hal worked, b-but it was too strong. Seroquel is t-too weak I presume?

>>728816192
I'm s-sure I will, we'll h-hang out in the hot box together, r-right lover~?
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>>728815457
So u work for a large financial company too... I can feel ur pain nee chan..

sincerly, valdox-san
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>>728815666
You're probably right. If I make it through this semester, I'll reward myself with a long trip away from everything and everyone. Thanks for helping me out. I feel better now and a little more optimistic :)
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Every day I feel the urge to kill myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it
The biggest thing that keeps me from doing it is proving my sister wrong when she said I'm a loser who wont amount to anything and I want to outsucceed her and rub it in her face before I do
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>>728816326
T-tell me about it, dear. I'm all ears, j-just for you.

Lay it out for me. What options do you have, what do you want to do, etc etc

>>728816390
I don't w-work for a bank. I would never work for a bank.

>>728816409
Have y-you been to a doctor? How old are y-you?
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>>728816402
no problem, have a wonderful day
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>>728816370
I guess so. I don't know. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me. I'm going to kill myself within the next few days.
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Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill myself.
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>>728815323
thats easy
nothing
isreal
(see wat i did there? weeze the juize)
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>>728816216
Its cool, i dont think life will get better, many people like me in the world, just sucks that i was top of my class in high school but with no money come no dreams.
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>>728816272
I've had a couple, but they've all been here, home in Cali, so it hasn't ever been too stressing.

>>728816338
1. Don't call her a bitch please.
2. yeah, you're right, I've always been well off. I'm a real Jew with money, and i've gotten a good education.
3. i'm sick of California, I'm ready to not go back.
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>>728816518
Im 20
I'm too afraid to see a therapist and depression has only been getting worse lately
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>>728815457
I called it anime for the lack of better terminology
There was no intention be negative

Seems like this is the right place. Jumping into the dark well here
There is something within me that forces (with no debate) me to eternally walk around and just 'survive'. No joy, no engagement, no goals - plenty of introspective 'sadness'

Self-'medicating' with cannabis, alcohol and psylocibin to try and shock something awake to make me live in the real world, instead of the eternal 'Keep going'

Please
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>>728816536
Thanks you too!
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>>728816537
Why are you g-going to do that? We're m-making progress here! I know of three g-good candidate medications for you <4

>>728816548
Because then you won't get to enjoy w-watching me play Twilight Princess!

>>728816571
S-so why not start your own business?
That's w-what I did when I had no money <4

>>728816644
Why are y-you afraid?
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>>728811925
Do your parents know you're crosdressing in their kitchen while they're away from home? In front of a horde of strangers no less?
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>>728816681
It s-sounds like you have anhedonia and possibly HPPD, probably caused by your self medication.

Those substances will not aid you, Anonymous. You need to see a doctor and a therapist, and get some real help.

Come out into the sunshine and feel it on your skin with me, Anonymous. You can do it <4
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>>728816773
I don't even know anymore
I've had bad experiences as a kid
And I just can't open up to anyone in real life
And I cling onto the false hope that I might one day get into the military despite already being rejected and that if I manage to clear my medical and get in, any recent help I get would keep me out again
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>>728816832
I l-live alone in my NYC penthouse and I'm d-dressed in clothes I regularly wear to work at m-my quite enjoyable and lucrative job.

But yeah, I'm sure my parents give a fuck what I do in my spare time <4 Do yours know you are so trash at insults and waste your time on /b/?
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I haven't been eating.

I haven't had time, nor the desire to eat.
Im not intentionally not eating, I just forget to. And what's worse, is i don't have the energy to burn fat, so I'm still fucking fat. So i'm fat, and starving to death, great life. eh?
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>>728816518
>What options do you have, what do you want to do, etc etc

I don't even know where to begin, this whole year so far has been one setback after another. i need some dental work done, family is in ruins, can't even use the military as fallback plan becuase my left knee is messed up, and i have eczema.

i was gunna move to another state with a female friend after she has her baby, but even then, i dont see that ending well.
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>>728817062
W-what kind of bad experiences dear?

>>728817093
T-that's sad! How will y-you have the strength t-to come to my cooking show if you don't eat!
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>>728816773
fuck i love twilight princess so you got me there, guess i wont do it.
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>>728817135
Oh I h-had six teeth removed this year, it's f-fucking awful!

Why don't you see it ending well?
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>>728816773
Thanks Alice...seems like that is what signs are telling me recently and you just said it to...nice legs by the way. ;)
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>>728816644
No need to be afraid. Therapists are just every-day people that took a specialty in something like everyone else. Its our job not be judgemental of you, and you don't have to dangerously mentally ill to for us to be effective, but you may need a Dr as well. Both medication & counseling are improved when combined.

>>728816917
Alice, going in the sun? You're so pale I'm worried you would catch fire!

>>728817093
Sounds like depression too me..... lowered appetite, and energy are both common signs. How long this been going on for?
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>>728817195
One refused to let me off meds that are apparently really bad for kids. No matter how many times I'd ask and say its not working he refused to let me off and just kept saying he would next time but next time never came
The other didn't treat me like a person or care. His only purpose was to be an ear piece to my parents.
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>>728817082
Excuse me but where did I insult you? If you don't want to answer my questions then fine.
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>>728817195
I wouldn't even want to go to your cooking show, I'm sorry, but food is just exotic to enjoy. The preparation is interesting, but now whenever i see food I feel like dry-heaving. (Dry-heaving because there's nothing to throw up)

Just remember me as the fag who forgot to eat.

>>728817362
About a year.
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>>728817362
I g-get a tan occasionally!

>>728817376
W-what was the medication?

>>728817293
*thumbs up* go f-for the gold Anonymous!

>>728817441
By s-saying I'm cross dressing when I am a g-girl. Obviously.

>>728817457
W-why not? I cook chicken tendies s-sometimes!
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>>728816370
Just wanted to compare academical acomplishments vs. age
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>>728817562
Fluoexetine
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>>728817562
Im sorry, but even tendies don't interest me. My mom has stopped making those because I just don't eat them.
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>>728816773
I know three good candidates too:
Botulinumtoxin
Batrachotoxin
Tetradotoxin

Go to a pet store, and buy a blow fish for ur last supper (every blow fish is poisonous)
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>>728817457
Hmm, how is motivation in other areas of your life? Have you seen anybody (even if it's just your PCP) about the symptoms?
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>>728817651
T-that is...not....bad...f-for kids...? It has a black box warning for teenagers, b-but it is perfectly safe.

>>728817656
H-have you been to a doctor yet?
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>>728817265
>>728817265
>Oh I h-had six teeth removed this year, it's f-fucking awful!
i had a few pulled already. i just need fillings and maybe a root canal. wisdom teeth fucked me up good.

>Why don't you see it ending well?
she already has one kid, and the one shes having now is going up for adoption because the guy who knocked her up is an abusive loser.

i feel like id be cucking myself, seeing as how she already has a kid. plus, what reason do i have to are now? every other dream / thing i tried ended as a fail. this wont be any different
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>>728817562
I could use some help

there is this girl that I've know since kindergarden and I like her

I started to liker her around middle school and on and off since then

what should I do

(something besides "man up and tell her whats the worst that could happen')
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>>728817923
W-why would it be cucking yourself...again?

Are adoptive parents self cucking?
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>>728818004
m-man up and tell her, what's t-the worst that could happen?
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just gone drop in and say hi Alice , hope your fairing ok
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>>728817783
my girlfriend chocks it up to me trying to lose weight. I'm passing uni with ease, I'm being promoted in my job regularly, everything's normal except my eating patterns.

>>728817901
They just told me to eat more, didn't refer me to anything, didn't prescribe me anything.
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>>728818110
well thanks
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>>728816917
How would one go about doing that?

Can't verbally express these thoughts without breaking down. Haven't visited a mental doctor since childhood; and hearing all the "meds made me a zombie" comments from other humans isn't making things easy either.

The sunshine eyes an indefinitely lenghty path - Is it worth it?
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>>728818115
T-thank you!


Alright everyone, it's been fun! I'll b-be streaming Twilight Princess HD on twitch: celtyplays is m-my handle

As well, if you need more help, feel free to contact me via the following methods:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: celtyplays
Twitch: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

As always, l-love you all and I h-hope you join me today <4
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>many convictions
>hard to find work
>can't afford to get charged with another assault

How do I get back at someone without physical violence? Was attacked last night, by somebody that I thought was a friend. They will definitely press charges if I give them a reason to.
>>
>>728817265
Why so many!?

>>728817376
Shit is hard when you are going to someone as a kid, it takes a really special person to be a good psychiatrist for kids.... That being said I've worked with a few good psychiatrist for children, and not all therapists are created equally...if one does'n't work, well it takes many to make the world go round'.

>>728817923
as you get older the possibility of being with someone who has a child is going to get higher. It's just something to be aware of. More importantly how prepared are you be be a parent? That's the better question...

>>728818115
Hey, you. Having a good day?

>>728818004
Has she shown any interest? Is there anythingyou stand to lose by letting her know?
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>>728818237
T-that isn't how medication works dear; no drug c-can turn you into a zombie.

>>728818191
M-my pleasure <4
>>
Hi Alice. I'm having trouble cutting down on my drinking. I'm sure I qualify as an alcoholic. I have a great wife and 2 great kids and my business makes lots of money, but I still drink too much. Usually red wine, at least a bottle, sometimes 2...any advice for me?
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>>728818035
>W-why would it be cucking yourself...again
well, it just seems like "im taking care of some other guys kid....like wtf."

not saying i'd treat her kid poorly or anything. but more along the lines off "i'ts not my job."

allow me to clarify she already has a 6 year old, and shes pregnant again by her "ex". thats the ones shes giving up.
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>>728818254
>>728818110

well I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend, we also share a lot of Friends and that would really throw off a lot of things
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>>728811925
I really need to see your tits Alice.

It would solve all of my problems. Please help me.
>>
>>728818447
venlafaxin does turn u in a zombie..
>>
I feel fine, Alice. Just dropping in to say hi. You're the last non-cancerous part of /b/
>>
>>728811925
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>728818732
she the origin and cure of all the cancer of /b..
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>>728818605
this.
Tits or this anon and I are gonna an hero.
And the blood will be on your hands.
Delivar beautiful Aryan pixie lady.
>>
>>728818421
>as you get older the possibility of being with someone who has a child is going to get higher. It's just something to be aware of. More importantly how prepared are you be be a parent? That's the better question...

well, im only turning 24 next month. and honestly, i never want a kid. at least not anytime soon. i cant deal with that right now.
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>>728818004

>>728818421
I'm far to autistic to recognize anything. she may have about a year ago but I have no idea now Plus I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend

and all I stand to lose is a good friend plus most likely my bowels
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>>728814168
Ive been here for 7 months. Not too shabby of a place.
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>>728818542
It's not your job, you don't HAVE to do it, but don't get into a long-term thing with her if you're not thrilled about the idea of taking care of the kid, because that's where this road leads.

It's not cucking yourself, and that's kind of a toxic mindset to have.
>>
>>728818542
Family d-doesn't stop at blood, y-you idiot.

>>728818614
No it d-does not.

>>728818732
Come v-visit me on my twitch stream then: celtyplays
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>>728818849
considered she is a jew?!

With brown hair!
>>
>>728818447
you never replied to me on skype :(
>>
Hi Alice.
Is that refrigerator just a stainless steel thing, or is there some lacquer on it that allows for dry erase? I really like the idea of just writing on it.
Also, reading your threads has cheered me up for years, but this is the first time I've posted.
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>>728811925

Alice whenever i ask my gf for ass its an issue

what do?
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>>728819045
venlafaxin does, long term experience with many of them and especialy this..
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>>728819081
It's j-just stainless, but I've g-got to go stream now!

Twitch: celtyplays

*vanishes*
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>>728811925
First time here, but I feel like I gotta get it off my chest.
I've been getting really good grades lately at college and I'm about to graduate and enter graduate school because I want to do something with education like teach at a junior college or a private school, maybe even something in administration.
But I'm really nervous about graduate school. I don't know why either, maybe because I thought I'd be done with school by now, or maybe just because it's new territory and I'm nervous about it even though all my professors that helped me get into grad school are being very supportive.
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent I guess
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>>728819213
>venlafaxin
yeah no effexor doesnt do that you just dont understand what it actually does
>>
>>728819049
I can see her golden hair in the OP can't be a Jew.
And Aryans can have brown hair too. I know she has blue eyes.
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>>728819329
thats a wig, she is fucking japanese
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>>728819298
it fries my brain and make me just look on the bare wall for 2 hours per day..
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>>728819556
yeah thats not what it does. it doesnt fry shit are you retarded
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>>728811925
Alice threads always make my day!
>>
>>728819045
>Family d-doesn't stop at blood, y-you idiot.
I know that. i myself was born to a person that was adopted. biological doesn't mean anything to me. im not mad at her, or the kid. im more put off by the idea that i'd have to pick up the slack for a deadbeat for seemingly nothing in return. maybe im looking at something wrong, and i admit that. im just not sure how to approach it.
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>>728819329
hehe, amerifag will never understand real german way of life..

go and pay some welfare to ur muslim jamals..
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>>728818614
I take Venlafaxin and I'm not a zombie....
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>>728819689
what did the kid do to deserve such fucking scorn dude
>>
>>728819628
so why u stop beeing a cunt, and just let some adulds talk? isn´t it just fine if u masturbate to op?
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>>728811925
Can you give me a hug?
I hate myself and i want to die.
>>
>>728819860
it's just not how the medication works. SSRIs do not fry your brain or make you a zombie. they raise the amount of serotonin in your synapses.
>>
>>728819746
than do the 225 mg twice a day like I had to do..faggot
>>
>>728811925
show us ur tits
>>
+1 to bump limit on a fucking ridiculous thread. I'm all for feeling good but /b/is not the place for this, especially when you advertise.
>>
>>728820069
yeah even in high doses it doesnt do that

>>728820080
go on her twitch to see them: celtyplays
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>>728820106
Alice has been doing this for fucking 6 years, you newfag. this is exactly the place for this
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>>728819749
i have no ill will to the kid at all. not even the slightest amount. it just feels like i'd have to take on responsibility for something i had no hand in creating.
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>>728820217
we are the sum of our experiences dood. you'll have a hand in creating the kid because youll have put time into them
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>>728811925
I feel alone
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>>728820194
since she got feelings in her vajayjay?
>>
How do I let a clingy girl who is nice off gently?

All of my other exe's have been heartless heathens. This is a first for me. She does not deserve my wrath or scorn.

>I can't breath she's smothering me.
>>
>>728811925
I've messaged a few friends that I don't want to live anymore and no one can give me a reason to stay, they all just keep saying sorry. I really don't know how to deal with stress. Should I just leave Alice?
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>>728821123
Alice is consoling herself in ther stream. Go to twitch and watch her stream. "Celtyplays"

maybe ur death lust rises /bro
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>>728812487
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Donald Trump will make America great again. With the supreme court justice sworn in the travel ban will soon be announced. Deus vult, stay sharp and stay awake
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>>728823157
why are you talking about this in alices thread
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>>728811925
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch
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Alice threads always make my day!
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