hey /b/. so i got these new skinny jeans. I usually wear skinny

>>728808698
they look totally fine for if you are gay or glam rock singer

I don't know, I'd need a picture of you leaning over to see the way the stretch fits.

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>>728808908
theyre tight on the arse. ive got sexy legs and ass from years of skating.

>>728808843
not gay but could punk rock poser but possibly cool guy go with it? i have a lot of punk shirts

>>728808698
>i look like a flamboyant homosex

>>728808698
it shows your tiny dick and lack of ass.

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i would love to hear a womans opinion.

not that youll find one here

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>>728808698
>misunderestimated

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>>728809208
if this post is dubs ill post dick and ass to prove you wrong

>>728809255
came here to write exactly that, damn you anon
at least i can write:
>checked

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>>728809255
its a trump quote.

its a word now

>>728808698
>flamboyant homosexual

you nailed it OP, why post

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>>728809458
delete your account

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i will post genre request porn until someone gives me some more feed/b/ack on these pants of mine

>>728808698
fat fuckers and nigger rap/hip-hopers are the only ones not liking skinny pants
that said, this pair is indeed TOO skinny man, it's almost like leggings tight
i am not a woman or a homosexual so my opinion isn't the one you should really concern about, but i think they do not look that nice

>>728809705
Honest opinion: they're kind of tight, but would look fine if you wore a long fitted shirt with them.

I don't want tits, just more pictures of you in the jeans. Ass please.

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>>728810157

OP here
this is how i feel too. theyre so fucking comfy though duder.

thank you for your very constructive input

>>728808698
If you had any kind of package to show of then they might be worth wearing. As it is, it just looks like they confirm you're just another skinny guy with a little dick.

>>728810237
>look fine
t. a fagfag

>>728808698

too tight anon

take them back

>>728808698
If your straight then yeah man those are way too fucking tight. How is that even comfortable? Do you have a micropenis or something? How do your balls not get squished into your body? What fucking world is this?

>>728810157

Also anyone over the age of 18, you little hipster fucks these days.

Every little faggot I see wearing skinny jeans I stop and ask them if they've seen a little girl, when they respond "no" I then ask them where the fuck they got the jeans from then.

Little kids always fucking shit a brick and can't even muster a response, probably write about it in their fuckin tumblr later that night.

Man up cunts, quit making MANkind look bad, you apologist scum

can we get back to the real topic of this thread now?
>misunderestimated
i am from europe so i can not tell if true or not, is that really a trump quote that people mock or did OP have a brainfart?

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>>728810157
I'm a fat fuck and I approve of this post, this anon is right.

>>728810643
op here i was intentionally mocking him

>>728808698
You look like a faggot in them
They are way too skinny

Btw there is no reason for guys who don't want to look like a faggot to even get skinny jeans
>hurr durr but I can't skate/bmx/some other physical activity in baggy jeans!

Go shopping in a few real stores and get some jeans that fit you well.
Different brands fit different people well

For me, American Eagle jeans fit me the best of any jean brand, so I stick with them.

If you have some good fitting jeans, there's no reason to get skinny jeans unless you want to take a huge nigger cock up your ass and have him pound you until you squirt your sissy cum all over the floor without even touching your white-boi micro-penis

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>>728810544
if you did that to me id telk you to fuck off

im not a faggot i just need a good reaon to wear these pants becsuse theyre so comfortable!

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>>728810544
also your joke isnt funny

That's flamboyant faggot level tight mate, return em.

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>>728810536
they dont smash them at all! i have a 7 inch penis and big balls and it holds them snugly but they arent suffocating at all. i feel the wind on my balls! go tey some on at the store and youll be like oh my

>>728808698
>misunderestimated
thanks for the bushism you fucking dipshit.

>>728809057
skater ass is totally lopsided and not attractive. even if you goofy & standard, it's never even.

and no, your legs are hardly sexy. they look like those of some Panic at the disco guitarist's.

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i dont think i will get rid of them. i think ill wear them at home, or alone or maybe in a few years it will be acceptable to wear them and ill bust them out

>>728810544
>I stop and ask them if they've seen a little girl, when they respond "no" I then ask them where the fuck they got the jeans from then
seems like something a closet homo dad would say. or one who was treated poorly by his own dad.

i don't like skinny jeans, but you probably look like a tool in crocs saying that shit. solid cringe there, m8.

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>>728811367
lopsided ass
gr8 m8

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okay thanks for the help /b/.

verdict reached on pants as a no. still keeping them though!

thanks yall. peace out niqquaz

They seem okay

>>728808698
leggings/10

where do you put your junk???

>>728810930

No you wouldn't, little man.

>>728810986
Not meant to be funny, highlighting the act you're wearing lady leggings, damn millenials.

>>728811568
You can't teach a hammer to love nails, I wear what fits, what's practical and what's going to allow my balls freedom.
Usually work trousers with knee pad pockets

sorry to tell ya. the trend is over along with man buns. get a pair of jeans your dick will fit in bruh

People that wear skinny jeans are homos

>>728811556
>or maybe in a few years it will be acceptable to wear them

It's acceptable to wear them now
But everyone will think you are gay

Not to mention, who the fuck knows what will happen in a few years time in the fashion world?
We might all be wearing tin foil hats and MC Hammer pants and all think people who wear skinny jeans are way more gay than we do now.

>>728809458
No, it's a Bush quote.

>>728808698

You look like a fuckin sjw snowflake faggot. If you want anyone to respect you, change your fuckin pants.

No one respects a man in skinny jeans. No one. Sure, it might be fashionable cuz that guy in twilight wore it 7 years ago but everyone thinks the same thing. A man wearing skinny jeans is nothing but a small dicked boy, incapable of acting like a grown up and attracting a mate.

Never seen a guy win a fight (much less be in a fight that isn't a scratching fight with a fat girl), be an obvious mate to a woman, or do anything worthwhile for the benefit of themselves or others in skinny jeans. I HAVE seen 12 year old kids, teen boys who live in a friend zone with fat women, and faggot hipsters who get laughed at in public wear them.

>>728810544

Dubs confirm.

>>728808698
you look like a fag, return them

>>728813524
yeah, dude, those guys are fags
>types all this shit about fashion on the internet

If they are too tight to squat or kneel in return them, otherwise the pants look good on you and you should keep them.

>>728812776
i work in construction all day with try hard billy badasses like you. youre more of a nusiance than a threat.

>>728814045

i don't understand how fashion relates to anything in that post or how any of that can be construed as "typing all that shit about fashion."

I sense you probably just bought a pair and think youre hot shit now and don't like anyone taking a shit on your clothing choices.

>>728808698
>do i look like a flamboyant homosexua
> I usually wear skinny jeans
> I usually wear skinny jeans
> I usually wear skinny jeans
> I usually wear skinny jeans
> I usually wear skinny jeans

>>728814433

no i honestly bought them and like the fit even though it looks faggy so i wanted to ask yall's opinion