Hey /b this burglar just texted to wrong number what should I text him
'Sup nigguh?'
K
>>728795334
Bump
>>728795334
Ask him "bruh how much cash I gotta get u"
>>728796164
Finna*
>>728795334
can i just suck you off as payment
>>728796543
I second this.
>>728796543
This.
>>728795334
Learn to spell you fucking retarded nigger
>this burglar just texted
>7:49 am
>Text Message Today 2:04 am
tell me wot's goin on nigga, or I'll smoke yo ass
>>728797275
He probably just woke up retard
>>728797275
Or you're in a different timezone?
It's not a burglar it's a bookie
text him this:
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
just say "nigga suck my cock. you know you want to"
"send nudes"
do it faggot
say My kids are a bunch of faggots
Here u go guys
>>728800235
wow you just got this guy killed
"fuk ur mum m8 go eat a donkey dick for ur money"
>>728800235
Nigga maybe i'll just take what i want and leave your punkass outta it
>>728800235
Be ready to be killed
>>728800235
Brysons a bitch name n ima sitck that nugga next time I see him
>>728800235
tell him you need proof of what your address is then call the local PD and tell them what has happened.
Instead of 3k could we just have a gangbang with you and all your buddies?
>>728800235
Damn nigga you makin poopooo sand peepees in my steelo, ynaimsayin. Click clack smick smack scoobity doopity...Dindu
>>728800235
Say "come over here so imma smoke yo ass nigguh, bruh I got my crew in the crib here nigguh step up"
tell them he got the wrong number and pretend to be a hot girl that wanna meet up for sex then when u meet him stab him in the eye with a knife and cut off all his skin and fuck his skinless asshole and then chop him up and eat his organs while pissing in ur own mouth and eating the shit out of his guts
>>728800739
do this, watch news
>>728795334
Yeah its Travis and im not payin u shit bitch nigga step up you got a real one rathere feel me
What did you just said to me pasta
Ask him if he wants to see the new power rangers movie with you
>>728800733
This please. He seems to be able to speak nigger quite well.
>>728801212
this or send dick pic
The only thing that's good is the taste of your dad's dick when it slides down my throat
>>728800235
It's just op talking to Him self
ask him "am I a nigger 2?"
>>728795334
want to watch me shit all over the fucks i dont give?
Find a cops house.
Arrange a robbery.
Profit.
Saying you da king of this and da king of that .... your the king of 'orse shite!
>>728801212
Send this!!!!
send this to prove dominance
>>728801856
I hope not
>>728801212
This
>>728796543
yeah
>>728802001
Dubs decided
>>728802550
Those aren't dubs you sperg
>>728800235
Tell him
fuck you come fucking finish this then
>>728802796
roll
>>728802796
role
>mfw this is going to end up like that Mexican car chase and /pol/
>>728800235
b-but what if they find you OP
>>728802046
also rolling for this
If OP ever replies...
>>728802046
Rolling
>>728803108
shit they got him :O
OP is kill
>>728803108
He dun goof'd he's already been backtraced.
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD!
Stupid nigger eat my dick
That's why yo mama pussy stank
pull up and get smoked nigger
I'll merk you and all your family you dirty ass punk ass bitch
>>728803295
reroll
im at the bar gettin hammied u comin at me bro, im strapped n ready
>>728803332
reroll
>>728797275
It's 3:13 PM fag. Of course that's EST, otherwise known as the real, or correct time because this is the time zone not just of the East Coast, but of Heaven too, since obviously the US is God's favorite country and the capital is located on the East Coast so it is therefore the absolute center of the multiverse. But I don't want to get into all of that right now. This is no time to educate a stupid foreigner about science. The point is that time zones exist, kind of anyway. In the same sense that so-called 'foreign languages' and religions exist. It's just man's rebellious nature and pride making them dream up these fanciful imaginings and blasphemies. Even though they are made up things, a large majority of the world treats them as real, and it's futile to try and talk any sense into them, and easier to just play along and pray for them. That's what I'm going to be doing for you btw, you heathen faggot.
>>728803372
reroll
>>728800235
It's so fucking weird.
I wanna say this is ebonics, but there is no Goddamn way there are nignogs out there named "Travis" and "Bryson".
>>728800733
Roll
>>728803341
fuck off back to redit
>>728795334
say that you're ready for him, armed and fucking angry
>>728803422
Don't you faggots see we have a winrar already?
>>728803475
What?
ask if hes ever seen what a katana will do to a mans chest
>>728803475
retard
>>728803699
>>728803763
https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/comments/3ccb1n/notsoconcealed_carry/#bottom-comments
>>728800744
This
>>728795334
Bradda fo' real? 4:15pm corner of Paoakalani & Ala Wai. Kala for okole brudda.
>>728803457
Pidgin.
>>728803457
Why not? They like fancy sounding names as much as they do made up ones. His full name is probably something like Travis Odysius Jackson or something.
>>728795334
tell him you've screen capped and passed his number to the police and a party van should be with him soon
>they are already back-tracing your call history text messages and triangulating your location, you're fucked m8... enjoy prison bitch! XD XD XD
how bow dah
>>728800235
Please learn English you dumb fucking nigger. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Let's start spamming the guy.
>>728804869
Kek
>>728800733
fukin kek this
Couldn't resist
Hit em with the Navy seal pasta
>>728803821
I got it off /k/
>>728795334
A dictionary
>>728805568
kek, update
>>728805776
This
>>728796543
Roll
>>728805776
YES
>>728805776
FUCKING ROLL
>>728796543
bump
>>728805776
DAT
This a gold mine nigguh
>>728804869
>>728805568
Update? Update!
Tell him he's been texting the wrong number and you are turning that shit over to the police. That will fuck him up lol then actually do it
>>728805776
Rolling for this
update
>>728806573
nah thats the cherry on the cake. Fuck with him a bit first
Faggot isn't replying yet
lol he replied.
Ideas?
>>728806676
Send him this lel you know he gonna kill some nigger for this shit
>>728800235
>u 12
FAKKKKKEEEE CONFIRMED
>>728806844
I aint scared I've got this nigger
>>728795334
the mobilenumber belongs to:
33yo
Alex Franklin
1573 1st St, Lincoln, CA 95648
This is fake as shit. He would have sent similar messages before seeing how there is already a story behind this so there is no way he would fuck up the number.
>>728806974
He said it meaning you retarded?
Everyone knows it's fake but wrestling still watchable nigger
>>728806844
ask him why niggers love bananas and fruit punch so much.
>>728807167
Is this the dindus number
>>728807364
yeah
>>728807167
Oh shit lel things just got interesting
Something tells me we're dealing with wiggers
>>728807476
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>728807476
Top kek
>>728807476
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>728806940
>>728807476
Dude just shit himself...lol
>>728807476
lmao
I doubt he'll reply anymore but...
Sup nigger
>>728805568
I've seen you post that pape on /wp/
>>728807476
eatingpopcorn.gif
>>728807726
It's a good one
>>728807476
send him a picture from google maps, here you go
Anyone have a call spoofer ?
This is probably his landline number:
(916) 630-1321
i got a nother mobilenumber registert on his name will post in a second
prankdial.com
>>728807695
best thing i read all day
>>728807899
wtf is a call spoofer...lol...
>>728807888
Post picture with
>cash me ousside how bah dah
I think I'll just call him and record it on Vocaroo.
>>728807979
(530) 368-2155
>>728807979
Is the number +1 (916) 630-1321?
Well this is fun
>>728808015
How new are you?
I'm hittin him up from a Korean cell phone now.
>>728807167
>>728807979
>>728808053
Lets call him
>>728808049
Call him and tell him youre gonna let the gimp fuck him in the ass when he shows up.
Still hanging on for that reply...
>>728807704
Kankerhoer
SWAT him
>>728808313
THIS FUCKING THIS
>>728808313
Fucking this!!!!
He stopped responding though
>>728808298
Kek
>haven't seen this level of engagement from /b/ in a while
>>728806844
bruddah you one lolo buggah. wat doing lolo? dat boy bryson and me gon huli huli your okole pau hana.
>>728808437
It's beautiful
>>728808437
It's nice to see /b/tards causing chaos instead of fapping to lady boys
>>728808369
wat
...Isn't 808 a Hawaii area code?
Does he have Whatsapp profile pic?
>>728808182
www.familytreenow.com/search/people/results?first=alex&last=franklin&state=HI&rid=0s0&smck=QzrVfNYfZ2xkL-odly7QKA
100% match
Find his kikebook
>>728808618
it is, im a little suspect of the CA address
>>728808652
>>Possible Relative Dajenae Franklin
Dindu confirmed?
>>728808618
>>728808748
>>728808652
check dis
>>728808618
Yeah. So chances are he is some fat ass Hawaiian, who eats Reeses pieces and spam.
>>728808844
i see, i see. checking those dubdubs in return
>>728808618
>>728808748
>>728808859
recording to familytreenow he lived one year from 06 to 07 in haiwaii
>>728808987
at first i thought that was a pic of the dindu
but when i enlarged the picture i realized it wasn't
he stopped replying because travis is getting btfo
>>728808298
Ach jaaaaaaaaaa spunkeeen
>>728808477
dubs
Fucking fag didn't answer when I called.
>>728809194
I call him but he is not responding
Nice work op first you start a fake conversation then you post the adresses of your real target
I hope he replies soon... I have to feed my gimp
yall motherfuckers just killed a guy
>>728809226
Hollandia
>>728809254
what a bitch
>>728809226
Ihre mutter, senpai desu
OP is kill
>>728809254
try the 2 other numbers
>>728809486
David Chadwick is a cunt
>>728808372
>>728809238
>hunter becomes the hunted
he's probably starting to shit his pants now... loving your work OP
best thread in weeks
>>728809315
Meh who cares
>>728802046
this
>>728809590
Hello my name is David Chadwick from Gloucester!
everyone messaging fucking killed this thread. it's over. move out
Im searching his Facebook
>>728809843
Not yet
>>728809892
>>728809843
Yeah, every faggot wanted a time to shine and fucked it up.
>>728795334
holy shit. I can't even understand that.
guys here
https://www.wakeupdialer.com/
post his number here.
>>728808652
these are not always 100% accurate. I got dox'd years back on doubles chan and they got ALL my shit wrong aside from my real name. A few old addresses but that's about it. These are never accurate.
>>728809814
This is me again, David, watching my favorite movie
>>728809843
or started a raid... lets roll this cunt for old times sake
>>728810011
Here I am looking for a brighter future
>>728809975
What time should we wake him up?
>>728810034
what we should do is get like all the online services that dial your number for stupid shit, like prank calls and wake up dialers and post results.
>>728810212
Hmm...he's a nigger so He'll still be up getting jiggy with it at 4 am so maybe 8:30 am
>>728810212
4.20 niggarino
>>728810203
Look at me, David Chadwick, graduating before the Brexit!!
I'm going in
>>728810203
>>728810011
>>728809814
Not sure why, but these are cracking me up.
>>728810212
what time is it where he's at? We ned to wake him up in 5 minutes
>>728810430
1:46pm you fuckin tard
>>728810338
Again with my best friend! I hope he doesn't eat me
>>728795334
you in hawaii?
sense we all know this place will get kicked as soon as a mod sees it here
https://discord.gg/XmpYxUe
I think this is his Facebook
>>728810309
Wake up call set
I think we should go for his facebook now. When target is confirmed we should send pizza's.
>>728810522
And here I am with my gay boyfriend!
You mean bookie. That's a bookie. Someone didn't pay their debt.
>>728810243
yeah we can sign him up for every spam site and paid chat service going... new phone and home address required
>>728810243
Can't link to partyv& ...fucking gook
>>728810241
You're embarassing yourself, please stop.
>>728810594
clean your notifications you disgusting animal
>>728795744
Underrated
>>728810241
kek
>>728807726
it's everywhere, you fagot.
>>728810634
And I just gave a speech as well!
>>728810634
Here I was lost! Do not worry I found my way home
>>728810661
Lets just be careful not to fuck over an innocent old lady with a bunch of dildo stuff. I mean, lets be honest, those sites that show info about a person aren't 100% accurate
>>728810709
??? What are you talking about?
>>728800235
Reading this guy's text makes me wanna kill myself
>>728810933
I tried to post a link to partyv& but 4chin said it was spam.
Do you think he would appreciate some good art?
>>728796047
Nice cherry picking. Every race has hot chicks.
>>728798659
>at the very least 14 minutes
Timezones are generally only shifting hours.
Sending the good stuff
>>728810933
yeah totally... but the phone number is definitely legit
>>728811120
Who wouldn't
>>728811120
>150x90
AT LEAST post the entire thing
>>728810933
old lady would be happy with the attention.
>>728811188
I'm going to need that pic mein fuhur
>>728811306
save it my friend, it's all yours
He have now a (payed) sms alert lmao its 3 euro's at month
>>728811269
My apologies
>>728810899
Here I am taking up the difficult task of representing the subjects of our commonwealth. Was hard but I resolved the Kashmir conflict that day
sum ameritard should call the cops and tell them that he is going to commit a terrorist attack tell them his name the year he is born and the last adress
>profit
>>728811405
Vuile klootzak
>>728811286
maybe. but even then, getting a 100 pizza's, would you be happy about that?
>>728811414
>not anal
it's decent
Do you think he might be into this?
>>728811405
kek kibbling and weed
>>728811306
It's all yours my friend.
any updates on his facebook? Lets all make nigguh profiles and send friend requests.
>>728811481
no no anon this is taking it too far. If he IS then yes, but otherwise just fuck with him
can I get cliffs?
oldie but a goodie. I bet he would like.
This became profitable quickly.
>>728811677
u rlly care about a burglar niglet?
>go back to facebook
>kys
>pick on
can someone just report this guy to the cops and get him fucked already, get justice served
>>728808372
Lol gorilla warfare
>>728811837
Fucking with niggers is a true delight
>>728811905
Lets do it
>>728811576
How does this fancy you?
>>728795334
Burglar? What makes you think he's a fucking burglar?
This is clearly someone wanting to get paid from a fool who lost a bet.
>>728806844
nigga i got 3 dicks
>>728811899
It amazes me the shit a human can survive
>>728809022
Dubdubdubs.
>>728811592
>>728811899
This guy still alive somehow?
>>728812011
its a nigger so he is probably a burglar too
>>728812081
'Tis just a flesh wound
>>728811837
I think that people should get their punishments according to their crimes. Not to extreme. If you were torrenting and got 20 years in the clink vs a few hours of community, while the guy who rapped a 12 year old girl got the 20 hours community service and 3 year in prison. See my point?
>>728812006
I wanna suck it.
JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BESTIALITY!
today /b/ was one degenerate gamblers personal army, and it was beautiful. Consequences will never be the same.
Fucking solid thread lads.... Had a jolly good kek whilst scrolling through it!
>>728810715
>>728810733
This!!!
>>728795334
I just called this monkey coon. He's trying to sound diligent and sincere. We should mentally corrupt him. I kekd audibly at the end of the call though
>>728810899
Nice dubs tryhard fag
>>728812692
-10 for not recording it.
>>728795334
police
>>728807167
sage
>>728812875
Fuck off faggot
>>728812758
Thanks asshole
>>728812910
Je moeder
>>728800733
roll
Don't forget to tell him we're all moral fags from le Reddit and 9Gag troll brigade
>>728812990
Jouw moeder ja, flikker
All what OP did was making a text with the number of someone he dislikes. We are probably spamming a 13y old kid who stole OP's yugioh cards.
>>728806676
>big cums
>>728812990
Ga Nederlands leren, kutasielzoeker
>>728813234
nah, 13 year olds are more coherent in this day n age. This is some 2k retard gen y person. Likely who can't type for shit.
>>728813234
LOL
>>728812692
Same anon that called him. Reporting with seal pasta kek
O fuck, that was really cringey asf to read, I can imagine how that fool talks
>>728812807
lol
>>728813275
great.. the dutchmen are spamming the thread with 12y old garbage again.
god i hate dutch people
>faget
Kek
>>728808154
Old enough to know a dindu is probably just using a burner instead of a number spoofer.
Also reporting with pasta
>>728807704
hahhah wat doe je gek je je gaat die man doden zo stop nu
We need,to do this more often
>>728814047
>a dindu
Topkek
>>728814789
Hey gozer, ze gaan die man doden!
Doe normaal man, kanker kakker. Ga hand in hand lopen flikker
Can we confirm if it's a bigger or a wiggers?
>>728814970
kom me penis likken bro
je speelt m mensen de leven kkr piemel likker
>>728815177
Ik speel met jou moeder haar privé
>>728815177
As a German I find your language hilarious
>>728815471
Do you also find the Holocaust hilarious?
>>728815699
Yeah dude
Toasting in epic bread
>>728811592
0/10
Definitely would fuck.
>>728815788
Seems like it died though
>>728815445
Translation bot anon?
>>728815788
Epic is a bit strong. Nice dubs though!
>>728816011
Someone should call and record the conversation. I'm too lazy to do it.
>>728815445
Ik heb die van jou vandaag gedaan bro vraag der maar ze gaat ontkennen
Should send him the link to this thread before it prunes lol
>>728816262
Well it is very likely that someone may get damaging consequences after this. No matter how good you are at speaking, you can't stop an angry nigger. So we'll forget about this in a fee hours but someone is getting affected by our deeds IRL. That is genuinely beautiful.
inb4 404
>>728816356
Kut marokkaan. Wil je uitkering?
New thread