Fast and easy ways to kill yourself??

Its better to not kill yourself.

All I know are slow and hard ways

Like I need it fast... Plz help.. haha

>>728788024
No matter what you do anon there's always a chance that living was the better option .

>>728788024
Work at verizon

>>728788217
Nahh, plz just help me

>>728788343
Jump Off a building, hang or shoot yourself

also livestream faggot

>>728788343
Fuck you then fag. Wanna quick ? Square up with me fag I'll rekt your shit so hard m8

>>728788501
I'll Livestream while doing it, just have to find a goood way first

Go to Eastgermany and yell "Allah Akbar!".

You will be exterminated with german efficiency.

Hold your breath while counting to 12, slowly enough so you lack oxygen and die

Fast and easy, or are u just broke and you want a cheap way?

>>728789289
I'm only 14, sooooo.. Fast 'n easy

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>>728788172
Why, you mummy found you masturbating?

>>728789411
Thank you so much!!!! I'll just have to get some money, but thanks

>>728789713
Nah, I'm a girl :DDD Just lots of fucked up shit. :D

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>>728789730
Np, ending it is a decision that should be respected the same way as staying alive.

Just be sure you want it

>>728790000

Well, I'm sure I don't want to be here anymore...

Just don't want my mother to get hurt by losing me

>>728790194
Do it then

Its called a gun dumbass

Suicide by cop and live stream fag

>>728790377
I live in denmark, can't get any mehh...

>>728790194
Yo man hear me out. On one hand you're solving all your problems with one swoop, no problems in death so gg easy right?
But in return your fucking mother has a new problem in her life, fucking living with the fact that her son/daughter committed fucking suicide. Don't do it, man.

>>728790493
Vil du snakke? Et sted som ikke er 4chan.

>>728790767
Øhm, kom med din snap?...

>>728790810
themrdanielvp

>>728790697
Well I can't be here anymore.. This world is killing me, everythhing is

>>728790767
Godspeed anon.

>>728790908
whats going on man?

>>728790767
>>728790810

Lycka till. /Sverige

>>728790697

I have no parents or grandparents, no siblings or cousins, no partner or offspring.

Just me. I'm dying slowly anyway.

>>728791088
Oh... Keep going... You can do it

You said you're only 14. You haven't even lived 1/10 of your life. Whatever happened, you'll live it down by the next school year. If you don't kill yourself, you'll find that life is worth living and you were foolish to think of ending it all. And just remember, there are people in worse conditions, but they're optimistic and it usually gets better for them.

>>728791516
i've tried so much... I don't want to see what's next after all the shit i have been through

>>728791516
>people get older than 140

>>728791641
Ok. Go for it.

>>728791641
That part of life sucks ass. It gets better, I promise. I'm 47.

>>728791641
Don't worry, man. You said you don't want to hurt your mother. Get some psychiatric help. There are people that care, I promise. And here, call this number: +4570201201, it's the Denmark suicide hotline.

>>728791641
... oh, and you dont have to wait until you're 47. Just a little more time and you're out of the woods.

>>728788024

aneurysm in your sleep

>>728789356
only 14? this better not be over some social high school shit that won't matter in 5 years.

>>728791795
I do't think so...

>>728788274

kek. I was sysadmin there for 3 years. I'm only partially brain damaged

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Why are you still posting? You got "things" to do OP

>>728791827
Well long story short, my mother abd i have been waiting for help since october last year.... And even longer

>>728792059
Well, anyone older than 17-19 can tell you it will. That age sucks cause of hormones and stuff wrecking your brain-clump.

>>728792048
Raped and shit... So no, not high school

Also, since you're in Denmark, school will end for you in about 2 years. If there's something at school that's bothering you, it won't matter in a few years. Just think of this, you can be successful, and they probably won't amount to anything.

>>728792206
I found a website to help you. Thousands of women and men are raped each year. In fact, famous people have been raped. But you can overcome it. http://www.healthyplace.com/abuse/rape/rape-recovery-how-do-i-get-over-being-raped/

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>>728792206
Ow. That's harsh. Not to get all Will Hunting on you... but it's not your fault, you know.

There are people that can ease it... and in a while, you'll be over it.

>>728792200
>anyone older than 17-19 can tell you it will
Not if you ask somebody from /r9k/.

>>728792206
i was raped too, it's not a big deal in the big scheme of things, whatever hardships you go through only makes you stronger, life is worth living, even if it's the shittiest life, it's still better than no life at all.

>>728792450 >>728792426

When i were 4 and last year (13)
Can't get over it :)

>>728792517
Well, they've wasted their lives on 4chan.

>>728788024
Charcoal in bathtub

>>728792619
More like invested. You don't know what the future holds.

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>>728792786

Why image?

>>728792613
Don't you want a family? Do you have any dreams you want to accomplish? My sister was raped, and now she has a family and a good paying job. Sue Klebold, the mother of school shooter, Dylan Klebold, went through hard times and denial, but now, she writes books and speaks in public. She went through tough times, and still does, but she got over it and saw how good life is.

People who die by suicide wake up in a version of the world that is overall similar but slightly worse

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>>728788274
Get a bag of charcoal. Go into the bathroom, put it in the tub. Set it alight and wait till the smoke fills the room. It's the fastest most painless way to go.

>>728792876
There is a lot of different reasons

>>728792613
People can get over anything. It's a choice. You can choose to let something destroy you or you can move past it and make the best out of your life. Only thing keeping you from doing that is you telling yourself that it's not possible.

>>728792919
Don't do it, anon. As said before, living is the better option. Also, it sets the house on fire, so your mother would die too.

>>728792919
Where can u get it at?

>>728793050
My mother isn't home

>>728792995
I believe you can overcome anything and be successful. People start businesses living in their car, and a few years later, they're living in a big mansion.