Ask an English teacher at a Japanese school anything. Go! >inb4

What is your average salary to living ratio?

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>>728787623
How many times have you made this thread?

>>728787623
Why didn't you do anything sexual with "them."

>>728787623
Why aren't you a Japanese teacher at an English school instead?

>>728787623
Why does it take you so long to respond.
Religion?

>>728787623
Can you tell the difference between accents?

>>728787623

What's it like being an English teacher at a Japanese school?

>>728787623
would it be easy for an english teacher tp fuck students or do you need to look like ryan gosling to get girls thirsting after you

>>728787623
Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

>>728787623
how does it feel to be hated by 80% of the japanese population?

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>>728787623
Can you into respond?

>>728787623
I live in Tokyo (but not as an English teacher).

What should I do to get a JK gf?

if you watch hentai, do you watch in in japanese version or the english version?

>>728787623
scooble come back to NBS, we miss you

>>728787623
Why are you a colossal faggot?

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have you even been rewarded with panties?

>>728789383
Atheism.

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>>728790694
Took you a while.
Why Atheism?

>>728789081
about 11

>>728788309
i make about 36k usd a year

>>728790255
get out of ur basement for once maybe youll find out

>>728789721
its nice, if you are decent at speaking english u can do it

>>728787623
Why don't you organise your responces into ONE POST RETARD
LURK MORE

>>728789839
but the 20% that love me are cute underage girls and boys, I'll muddle through somehow.

>>728791186
Nigger

>>728791330
Relax

>>728789365
Because I'd be surrounded by kawaiidesuanonsamakun weeb faggots who actually aren't interesed in learning Japanese. Besides, Japan...

>>728789536
Only marginally.

>>728789722
Students flirt all of the time, but I can't do anything as per the law.

>>728789745
Prove there is a god.

>>728789839
Pretty good. I'm glad they are as xenophobic as they are. It keeps Japan Japanese. I am a foreigner in their land, I have to conform and prove myself.

>>728789905
Jk?

>>728789920
Both

>>728790912
Haven't got any evidence a god exists. That simple.

>>728791730
>students flirt all the time
rate your appearance? how attractive you gotta beto get some schoolgirl pussy?

>>728791730
You don't know what JK is and you're teaching in Japan? Your Japanese must be really bad. Btw I'm also in Japan too. Why even make this thread?

Why haven't you gotten a real job already?
You goddamn English teacher trash pollute the gaijin community.

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>>728791730
>Haven't got any evidence a god exists.
http://www.proofthatgodexists.org/
I mean it's as simple as using google.

>>728791730
>ITT op gets cucked by manlets in japan and becomes a cock-sucking weeb

Why haven't you plowed any of them.

>>728792352
post porno
>>728787623
When did you learn English and what was your though process?

>>728791806
Have fairly European features, but with Jap girls, it really is about personality. Be confident, be descisive (that one is important, Japanese girls really can't stand a guy who can't make up his mind.) And be yourself, unless you're looking to fuck. And for the love of manhood, learn Japanese, because Japanese is full of nuance and context. Wouldn't know about schoolgirls though, as I prefer christmas cakes.

>>728791846
I legally have no idea what you're talking about.

>>728792015
Nice try, cuck.

>>728792352
Everyone there is over 18.

>>728792370
It's illegal.

>>728792502
English was my native language, well, one of them.

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>>728792871
>Nice try, cuck.
I tried to have a meaningful conversation, I'm sorry, apparantly we just post memes here.

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>>728792871
Why is it illegal to fuck your students if they're above 18?
I don't get it.

>>728792998
You tried to take the piss, so did I.

>>728793079
It is illegal to fuck your students, regardless of age.

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>>728787623
Cut or uncut?
Spit or swallow?
Top or bottom?
Gay marriage?

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>>728793162
But you can fuck other students?

>>728792871
What are you talking about? JK just means high school girl and literally everyone uses it, including the high school girls themselves (e.g. LJK, last JK). There's nothing illegal about it.

You smoking crack? Cause that'd be illegal here.

>And for the love of manhood, learn Japanese, because Japanese is full of nuance and context.
I'm really starting to think your Japanese is complete shit.

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>>728787623
Should Steaven Fry be persecuted for pic related?
They're "married"

>>728793181
Cut, but wish I was uncut. Girls here find cut cocks weird.

Swallow. No contest there.

Both.

Support, but would never marry a fag.

>>728787623
What's this "Japanese people are mean to foreighners" meme and is it true?
Also how racist is it on a scale from colonial Mexico to 0?

>japanese grills
>being attracted to pencil pushing faggots
KEK
the slavic construction workers there smash more

>>728787623
Why?
I mean there are better countries.

>>728793248
Not at your place of work.

>>728793292
You can't fool me, I know what prostitution is.

>>728793443
Sometimes, if you haven't paid the jizya, they'll burn your gaijin ass at the stake. Literally. It's called gaijin no hitobashira

>>728787623
Are arcades just a tourist trap?
Also have you met any actual traps?
Favourite war film?

>>728793738
>the jizya
Are you expacting me to know what that is?
I google it and it's some muslim shit.

>>728793592
Uh... Good luck in Japan. I guess...

>>728793362
Most guys are cut here. And no they don't find them weird.

What the hell is wrong with you people? Are all of you trolls? Though I guess I can see the appeal of getting on /b/ and telling everything the exact opposite of reality.

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>>728793846
>Most guys are cut here.
Where, japan?
No.

>>728793498
Thanks, but I would prefer to not have AIDS.

>>728793528
No, there really aren't. If you have ever been to Japan, you know this.

>>728793750
Arcades are the real deal. One of the best things.

No, traps aren't too common here.

Flags of our fathers

>>728793846
Most Japanese guys are uncut. Maybe in Israel where you're from that's not the case.

>>728794021
Are those dildos?

Is that one of them anti-gun protests?

>>728787623
What are the inconveniences of being a foreigner in Japan?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMmvMP9G_IE

>>728794093
>No, there really aren't. If you have ever been to Japan, you know this.
But you said earlier how racist it is.
>inb4 that's good

>>728787623
Are you a weeb?

>>728787623
Not meming.
Slavic construction worker here, any chances?

>>728794031
>>728794093
You know, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you might be right. I'm not exactly looking too closely when I'm at the onsen.

I've never had a girl tell me it's weird though. And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now. Mostly in their teens and early twenties, including some 3somes. Maybe there's more circumcisions with younger people?

>>728794381
>And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now
I'll take shit that never happened for 300

>>728794444
Checked.
Now post the orgy.

>>728794153
Plenty, though they remind me that I have to try hard. Many girls will use you just to practice their English, So I pretend to speak another language besides English and insist that we'd better understand each other using Japspreken. Great filter for these bitches.

>>728794284
If you think racism is bad, you need to go to Japan and then commit suicide. The reason Japan is as good as it is is because they don't have a nigger, spic, or jew problem.

>>728794324
Yes.

>>728794381
No, I think it's more that foreigners prefer younger women, so there is an expectation and preference there.

>>728794618
It's easier than you think. Look at Jap porn. Those Japs are sex fiends.

>>728793842
>>728787623
Come on.

>>728794381
>And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now
>mostly in their teens
>including 3somes
kek

>>728794618
>>728794714
I constantly post my content to /b/ :)

>>728794381
post pic fag

>>728787623
Why not Whales instead?

>>728794765
post it then faggot

>>728787623
Window view?
Housing priced?
Does Japan have commieblocks?

>>728787623
Rice farms or south korea pick one or both.

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>>728794962
Go on....

>>728794690
Being a spic, I guess I don't have to worry about speaking something besides English.

How often do you go to Maid Cafes?

>>728794962
>>728794985
>>728795013

>it's me guys I swear
>anonjp.webm
hmmm

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>>728794962
>>728794985
>>728795013
She on drugs?

>>728795047
I have so much content I could flood the thread.

>>728795088
Hmmmmm.

>>728795090
No. Though I did run into a girl who like abusing prescription medication. Seemed like trouble, though.

>>728794894
Yes.
Fairly expensive, but it's just me. I'd live out of a pod hotel if I didn't have so much shit.
No, Japs hate commies.

>>728795087
Every time I can. Love the atmosphere.

>>728795357
Post it.

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>>728794444

Imma need that jav code fam.

is ur name stirling

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>>728795960
>stirling
As in this guy?

>>728794444
They clearly put all the ugly chicks at the back row on purpose.

>>728787623
Would you say there are more nazis now than 5 or 10 years ago?

>>728795357
>>728794381
>>728794962
>>728794985
>>728795013
what age are you?

>>728796091
they all look the same except the one on the left with teh fucked up head

>>728796071
no. is your name stirling

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>>728796174
Mid twenties.

>>728796272
So there are blacks in japan after all?

>>728787623
Do people call it "nippon" unironically?

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>>728796362
There's blacks all over the place, especially in Tokyo.

>>728796272
Nice. I used to get and too before I started getting a little serious about life. I'll get back again eventually but, I found Japanese girls, at least the two I've been with, to be a little bland in bed. Do you feel the same way?

>>728796484
Why do normies allow themselves to be filmed like that?

>>728796617
*I used to get around

>>728796272
are you attractive?

are you at all spergy around good-looking girls in your own country?

>>728787623
Is autism seen as bad?

>>728796484
Jesus, are you for real here ?
What would they be doing in Japan ? Just looking for another place that is not Africa ? And how is Japanese social welfare for foreigners/ how is naturalisation?

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>>728796617
Yes and no. It's a different style. I find you have to tell girls what to do most of the time. They'll usually do it, but the repetition of asking does get old.

>>728796619
Because most girls are stupid.

>>728796690
Not attractive at all, but not spergy around girls back in the US. Speaking Japanese helps tremendously, and not just pretending to speak Japanese while everyone laughs at you behind your back.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eW8qj6DZpQ

When did this turn into a "what's a sex life" thread?
How do you pick up girls if you don't drink OP seriously

>>728787623
What is the age of consent there?

Have you taken advantage of that with non-students?

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>>728796927
I don't know. I'm not a Japan black expert. The feeling I get is most of them are low tier and committing scams or involved in something bad, but fuck if I know.

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>>728796944
More ass

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>>728797165
here

>>728797160
>>728797417
>those webms
Are women just dumb or what? Also is this your place?

>>728787623
Do you just bum around the city looking for girls to screw?
Loser.

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>>728797507
Women are just dumb. Yes, this is my place.

>>728797113
No. As I said. I prefer older women.

>>728797588
Why did you "fuck" that ugly pig?
Quotation marks because you can't even use your dick and need machines to pleasure women. Sad.

>>728794021
i remember in the the fact was that girls & asians played clarinet & only asian girls played flute

>>728794114
>>728797768
Those are diplomas...

>>728787623
Is it possible to get this job with only high school education? Uni dropout here

>>728797850
why are they literally tubular?

>>728796272
>Her bear-like feet
Did you find "homo erectus" there?

>>728798055
So there's no creases in the actual document...?
You okay, anon?

>>728798124
her feet are visible for like half a second anon did you study that video

>>728798164
>So there's no creases in the actual document...?
How would folding them help?

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>>728794690
>If you think racism is bad, you need to go to Japan and then commit suicide. The reason Japan is as good as it is is because they don't have a nigger, spic, or jew problem.

This x100

God bless you anon

>>728798242
No, I just have never seen this shit before. I see everyday white tall nothern girls with beauty pink nipples and pussies but not ugly monkies with ugly monkey-feet

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>>728792015
This website establishes that absolutely true things exist, that people think they have absolute knowledge of things, and that logic is a thing.

Therefore Jesus?

>>728787623
Plz answer OP, is it possible for Uni dropout to teach english in japan

>>728798800
Pretty sure a 4 year degree is required, bro.

>>728787623
how old are you?

>>728798892
Thx mate

>>728798800
Yes. But it is very rare. If you are very good at what you do, some exceptions could be made, but just get a degree.

>>728798784
Neither of those is made of matter.

>>728790612
mods mods mods

>>728798800
You need a 4 year degree to get a work permit and a master's degree in english because too many niggas sneaking in with fake bachelor's

>>728799161
She is clearly over 18 you autistic faggot

>>728787623

>>Using pronouns w/o declaring a noun first.

Been over there too long already, mate.

げんき？

>>728789903
This is a falsification and has no verification, or citation of it's "fun fact".

>>728791000
Thats it?
I thought you make bank there like 4k a month.
Whats the requirements to be one

>>728787623
Fenix? Is that you?

>>728787623
What, are you fucking gay?

>>728797588
hey, do ya have any bj videos japan anon? Really like the ones you posted so far

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>>728787623

What do you do in your free time?

I wanna fuck an Asian bitch so bad op

>>728800243
Jerk off. Make music. Fuck bitches. And explore Japan.

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>>728787623
What's the drug scene like over there?
Is it hard to get shit?

do all the guys wear the same 3 haircuts?
same for the girls?

and what it dental care like, seems like all the cute jap chicks have crooked teeth

>>728800392
Wouldn't know. I'm straight edge.

>>728800949
Damn bro, you haven't done any drugs?

>>728800392
>>728800949
>>728801081
Drugs are extremely illegal in Japan. It's near impossible to get some.

>>728800392
drug scene is dead over there.
they think all drugs are worse than heroin or something. Pot was almost impossible, seems like only the dregs had it.
Stick to beer and sake, not too expensive.
did mostly beer, as sake made all friends ultra shitfaced stupid. you aint seen cringy drunkenness till you have seen drunk jap males.

i used excuse that mixing beer and sake made my stomach upset, so I stuck to beer. but you still pour sake shots for friends, friends dont pour their own drinks, its some sort of custom.

pot will get you jailed, heard that you can get it near Military bases inOkinawa from niggers

elementary or high school age?

>>728801527
Seems like there's a lot of untapped potential over there, then.

>>728799393
sjw detected

MOAR VIDEOS OP

>>728787623
How much Ramen is to much?

>>728801713
yakuza and neighborhood groups control everything. no way you will smuggle drugs into japan. no way local gangster will not notice you are selling drugs. just stick to beer, its relatively cheap, goes good with most food, as good food is everywhere, even the local minimarts

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How does one deal with constipation?

>>728802179
>just stick to beer
Not everyone likes being drunk, anon.

The fact that there's a monopoly over there makes it prime for competition to step in.

>>728802432
>i don't drink
Pussy

>>728802486
Just doesn't do it for me. Different drugs for different people. Think what you want.

>>728802432
>makes it prime for competition to step in.
Yes, Japan is an ancient society, and you, faggot, will be the first person to ever think of this and try, because you is genius with original thoughts and will be the first to do it ever in the history of people trying to do this. faggot

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>>728794021
You can almost see the pantsu on the first one in the top row

>>728792015
The logic fails at the admittance of absolute truth. Perfect example: Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

Also transcendental proof obligatory
>I have achieved a proof for the existence of God. But alas the cat needs to be fed

On another note I have the actual fault to your logic which this post is too small to attain

>>728802597
Why the hostility? It's bound to happen.

>>728802432
>how to get murdered immediately.

>>728802427
Mineral Oil.
at every local drug store, i mean like CVS or walgreens. its a weird tasteless oil, but it is ancient perfect remedy, very cheap, and has been used for ages to give to children. cures constipation without giving you massive diarrhea.

can also be used to put a very thin coat on butcher blocks in your kitchen. wipe it thinly on cutting boards, wipe off most of it with paper towel, and board is protected/sealed. the mineral oil coating will never go rotten/spoil, is food safe

>>728796396
>nippon
LOL not glorious Zippangu

>>728802427
>eat sugar free candy, a LOT (aspartame)
>or drink a few sugar free monsters
Enjoy your shit.

>>728802427
get a cute girl to massage your tummy and finger your chocolate starfish

>>728787623
Do you work for one of the big 3 schools?

>>728787623
Are you there throught the JET programme?
I'm considering it and want to know how is it?

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>>728803174
japan only has 3 schools?

>>728787623
LEAVE MY COUNTRY, NOW!

>>728802732
people have been trying to do it for 100 years.
none succeed.
whatever exists is yakuza trade.
the border guard dogs are intentionally looking for this. they are very diligent, they never forget to check everyone for drugs at every border (japanese diligence), they got dogs that can sniff everything. they check every mailed / fedex parcel for drugs too. they check every airtight container. Everyone who tried got caught. they make a point out of punishing people for this. Many have tried and only Yakuza can do it. put this idea away from your head, it is not "prime" or "open".
PS: I love pot, and not a jap shill, just people have been trying for decades before you even thought of potential, so silly idea of futility

>>728803331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

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>>728792015
>Everyone intrinsically knows that the judeo-christian god exists, they just don't admit it

That's retarded, and that website is full of incomplete dichotomies