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how to cum by massaging your prostate

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how to cum by massaging your prostate
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I am also interested in this specified topic
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>massage prostate
>????
>profit
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>>728786645
this
/thread
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>>728786250
Is that you in pic
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I've tried it so many times and just can't get it

Any tips?
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if you're a povo, and can't afford a prostate massager or dildo in a prostate stimulating shape, use pic ralated. Perfect shape to stimulate prostate, and perfect length so that you can sit on it, and girate on it. Takes me about 15 minutes to cum, but worth it. Or you can have a little fap first and edge, and then do the above, will take about 2 minutes after that

happy cummin
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>>728786250
I got like a 6 inch vibrator. just gotta feel for it, then keep running back and forth over it. totally different sensation from regular orgasam
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>>728786789
Oh wow, what a great pic, i like how visible it is
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i srzly don't get it
everbody here hates transgender people yet everybody faps to traps/sissys

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>728787226
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any tips on how to stop feeling like im taking a shit while playing with my ass or doing anal?
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>>728787107
I can see it fine, it's a pic of a roll on deodarant
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>>728787414
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>>728786250
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>>728787120
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>>728787414
More lube and more focus on your prostate and be hornier. Helps me if I'm stroking myself too, but I usually need someone fingering me for that.
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Any house hold things to use as lube other than spit
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>>728786789
post the pic damnit
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>>728787717
After Shave
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>>728787226

>everbody here hates transgender people

Guess again. Those threads exist here for a reason. If people wouldn't like it it wouldn't exist here.
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>>728787717
Not really, just buy lube. Wet platinum is $10 at Walmart. It's a mess, but it's pretty decent.
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>>728787414

More relaxation could help
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>>728787941
i would guess more people dislike them than liking them
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>>728786250
Shove something up your ass and wiggle it around until it feels good. Dare to experiment, newfag!
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>>728787805
This. Make sure it's the one where the top bends backwards, as that's the area that stimulates your prostate when you sit on it. Also, when you fap and you have this in, the contractions of your muscles around the perineal area make your orgasm fucking amazing. You won't want to fap again without it
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>>728787717
apple juice
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vinegar
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>>728787717

Coconut oil works very fine.
You could even use sunflower oil or olive oil I guess.. Haven't tried it for myself, so maybe it's not advisable.

But, as any oil, it's hard to clean up afterwards.

Get lube. Works way beter.
Read some stuff on the internet about lubes. Theres variations for different activities.
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Fuk spiderman i want boipucci
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>>728788136
what if the cover gets lose and gets stuck inside my ass, no thanks
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>>728788179
Don't use oil unless you wAnt your shits to fire out with the power of metal gears railgun
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>>728787717
Aloe Vera Gel
It's all natural, and pretty discrete if you live with others.
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just did it yesterday, it was awesome, the feealing took half day to finish, also a lot of cum. just do not pressure yourself, experiment, with fingers so you can touch your prostate, when you touch it you will know it, move your fingers arround to your pelvis so you can compare sensations, when you hit your prostate you will start leaking precum, then get a dildo or other random objet i have a prostate massager but i dont use it because i realise that putting is my ass this deodorant the sensation is much more greater than any other massager
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>>728788462
Glue the lid on and put a rubber on it. Lube.
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>>728786704
Before you ask that question ever again right click on the image and search Google with the image.

No fuckwit it is almost never then.
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Whenever I try to prostate cum, I feel like I get sit of there than it stalls & I give up.
Like with regular fapping, there's a steady buildup and you know when you're on the edge of cumming. Doing it with my prostate just feels kind of good, but I don't ever feel like a buildup to anything.
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>>728788462
The cover will not get loose, because it's a screw on cap, not a fix on one. I've been doing it for 5 years, not a single problem. You're loss :)
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teach me too
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I always cum so quick when i'm all dressed up why do this happen to me :(
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>>728789366
You got kik
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>>728789366
Learn to cum multiple times.
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>>728786250
Step 1: massage prostate
Step 2: cum
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>>728789366
pics
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>>728790039
>>728789527
I never said I was cute yet ;_;
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>>728790305
I bet you are
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>>728790305
Add me on kik and I'll be the judge ;) S.Jonesy67
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POST SPODERNIGGEE
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How much does a trap cost to fug
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>>728790305
Do it anyways faggot
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Transgender people are literal monsters and traps are essentially women with dicks. Theres a difference.
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>>728791899
I haven't shaved though...

also >dubs
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from prostate? nipples are better for that
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https://xhamster.com/movies/6923728/kimsatrans_no_hands_anal_orgasm_2.html
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>>728791996
give us a before and after shave shot anon
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>>728786250
sit on a fat penis and let the head pound your prostate
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>>728788179
>olive oil
it's fine.
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>>728786250
I've been practicing for about 2 years now and have a box full of toys. I hate to say it but the small end of the pure wand is the best prostate massager I've ever used, no question. It's a shame it costs so much. Anal hooks and glass toys come close to it if you're on a budget, but the pure wand is simply the best.

To the people asking about how to stop the shitting feeling - you have to slightly clench and use a smaller toy.

Another word of advice, find your prostate and put decent pressure on it, but not too much! And to small quick thrusts.

The way I learned how to do it was to use the pure wand during regular masturbation, and when I was about to cum I'd finish myself off with only the pure wand. Once I learned that it became a lot easier to cum from prostate stim.
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>>728792431
Fuck, I can only imagine how horny he must have been for that
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the only time I came hands free was with an aneros in me and while sucking a cock. I was so turned on that it just ran out of me with this overall euphoria. Protip: suck dick.
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>>728788462
tfw this actually happened to me once
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>>728796722
Greentext pls
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for me, it just kind of happened.
>i've been trying to get a hands free anal orgasm at least 3 times a month for about 7 months.
>i'd come close too many times to count, but always lose the feeling.
>the night it happened i decided to use my four smallest toys, and just have a relaxed fuck session.
>maybe even just play a video game with a buttplug in.
>later on that night, i'm just kind toying around with my aneros, being lazy with it.
>decide to get epicly stoned.
>a short time later, i'm on all fours.
>kind of half on the floor and on half on the couch, my face buried in the cushion.
>at this point i'm fucking myself furiously with a buttplug, with tons of anal lube mixed with coconut oil.
>it's one those soft gel kinds with bulbs that get wider as they go lower, about 4.5" long and 1.5" at it's widest.
>start to feel like i'm going to cum, so i start fucking myself faster.
>decide i really want it to happen this time, my mind mentally releases to what i'm feeling in a way i hadn't in the past.
>it's different this time, it feels like i passed a barrier somehow.
>suddenly my cock starts gushing onto the blanket, it feels like a lot is coming out.
>i'm definitely having an orgasm now, a powerful one.
>it was a very slow and continuous orgasm without the usual spurting contractions you usually have in your cock, just the endless gushing.
>my orgasm is so strong and prolonged it almost starts to hurt just the tiniest bit
>the gushing out of my cock starts to feel like i'm pissing and having an orgasm at same time.
>start to freak out and think i'm really pissing.
>clench up, and lose the feeling.

i came out of my stoned fuck haze after a few moments. decide to get up and see the damage to my blanket. try to get up, but i'm shaking and literally weak in the knees. i'm kneeling on the floor letting my heart rate slow down. see a medium size wet spot where the tip of my cock was lying on the blanket. touch it, feels like really thin cum.
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>>728797364

same, feels like one continuous stream of cum and a euphoria you can't explain
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>>728787717
Vaseline.
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>>728797752
i was able to get there again about 20 minutes later, now that i broke that barrier. that really thin cum had a very sweet taste to it. my cum hasn't tasted like that before. i talked to someon else who had the same experience and they've said they're sex drive has gone down the toilet ever since. it's been the opposite for me, i've gotten kind of addicted to cumming now. not just anally, but any way i can get an orgasm
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>>728798152
Are you sure it's cum and you're not just pumping out a shit ton of what is essentially precum, from your cowper?

I produce a lot of precum naturally just jerking off, like milking, and it's distinctly sweeter.
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>>728789076
This is the exact problem I have, like when I first start it feels amazing and I go rock hard, but after a while it just gets way less intense and kinda fizzles out. Especially if I stop to change position or have to stop and apply more lube, as soon as I lose the rhythm I just stops being as good and never seems to come back. So i end up getting impatient and just rubbing my dick
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>>728798152

hmm, I've only experienced it from having an aneros in while giving head to someone. I think the heightened arousal and slight fear put me over the edge. It was such an amazing feeling, just one long cum. It makes me want to achieve it again via the same route lol
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>>728786250
Get a nigger to fuck your mouth hole; use vaseline so it doesn't get digested. Unless you like sausage.
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>>728797364
Nice jockstrap
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I'ev tried this many times and failed. It goes away or I cant take it and start jerking.

this thread is making me wanna try again
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>>728798581
It's because you don't feel psychologically turned on enough by prostate stim. Imagining my prostate is the opposite end of my penis, just like another cock head but hidden, helps me. Treat your prostate like another glans of your penis and you should be able to better understand what's happening when you lose the horniness feeling. I visualize it in my mind and think about how I'm engorging the tissue by stimulating it and stuff...

I think this is the most difficult part of prostate orgasms...at least for me. (I'm not gay, though)

The type of porn you watch can make a big difference.
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>>728798525
it could've been. it had a milky appearance to though. tell you what, it was fucking awesome
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>>728798619
i started with an aneros, and ended up cumming wi this fun little thing
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>>728798775
i like the jiggle more
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>>728791790
You could always sell your soul to the devil.
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do you guys think this can make me cum if done right?

9,5cm long
3cm wide

i have one without vibrations
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what are the terms?
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>>728796837
>be me
>be a horny faggot autist
>see deodorant
>shove it up my ass
>the cap is stuck
>go to hospital
>fin
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>>728800607
Probably not. Plugs only make penis orgasms more intense for me, they don't help with prostate orgasms at all.
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>>728800607
>9,5cm long
>3cm wide
that's big
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>>728788136
This is terrible advice. Never put anything in your ass with the danger of it getting stuck in there. Always use something that has a flared base or something attached so you can always pull it out. Otherwise it will make for a very embarrassing trip to the hospital, and depending on the object it can become dangerous as well.
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>>728789076
omg, that's so hot
have more?
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>>728800607
came from third sitting on my horny butt with pic related
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>>728800981
i thought so
>>728801052
it doesn't feel big lol
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This is my first time on 4chan. Quick review- Lot of fags here.
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>>728801218
how big is it?
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>>728786250
Where can I find a trap like the one in OPs pictures?
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>>728801264
yup, before you know it you'll be one of us :)
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>>728801283
fattest diameter 2.5 cm
total length 10 cm
Insertable length 8,5 cm

the tip feels too pokey imho. Would get something with a flatter top if I was to get another one.
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>>728801538
so about the same, what did u do? I mean did u put it in and clench or what?
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>>728786250
WHO IS THIS!?????????
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>>728801264
You'll fit right in
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I Hope not. I was reading 'We are Anonymous' and found that most of you are pro-gay now thanks to this board.
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>>728801715
had a big solid shit, lube tons, read book and relax. Wiggle if it feels weird, wait if it feels nice. I ended up reclined. Sometimes some weird retroaction made butt clench deep, which felt nice, which made butt clench again.
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>>728802172
gonna give it a go, thanks
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>>728802172 (Me)
I got some vibrating prostate massager at the same shop at the same time, it feels like it pokes my bowels way too deep.
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>>728802403
/r/ing those thighhighs
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>>728802716
no clue
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>>728786250
>purchase firearm and ammunition
>load firearm
>remove safety
>hold firearm in 60 degree angle pointing from under chin to back of head
>discharge firearm
>
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>>728787414
Nothing to fix that sensation quickly.
Keep doing anal and it will feel less like pooping & more like heaven sliding up your butthole with more experience.
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>>728803804
I bet the sight at the end of the barrel would be good for prostate stim.... That would be kinky af, too.
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>stick middle and index finger in my butt
>go all the way in w them
>feel around to grape size bump on front side
>push hard as fuck on it
>release pressure
>push hard as fuck on it
>repeat
>fucking buckets shoot out my soft dick.

e-z p-z
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>>728787414
lots of lube, and be more relaxed. smoking some weed might help. the shitting feeling is because that's the only way you're used to sensation down there. remember most of us were taught this is a taboo act, there is a certain mental barrier that needs to be broken, it can take a bit of time to get used to it. once you do though, you'll find yourself actually opening yourself to whatever is going in the same you do for what comes out.
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>>728805488
mother of god
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>>728805565
sup
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>>728805716

kek good one
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>>728787226
not everybody
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>>728800311
okay

>>728805716 you might want to look away
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>>728807215
thanks for the bump
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bumperino
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>>728786250
1) Put thing in ass.
2) Shake vigorously.
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>>728804010
>gets detailed onstructions how to kys
>finds a way to sexualize it
Howabout some time off /b/, guy. I think it's enough for this month
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>>728802403
So hot
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>>728808531
the rabbit part should stimulate the perineum. there are lots of prostate vibes designed to do the same thing
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>>728786250
>>>728786250
>I've been practicing for about 2 years now and have a box full of toys. I hate to say it but the small end of the pure wand is the best prostate massager I've ever used, no question. It's a shame it costs so much. Anal hooks and glass toys come close to it if you're on a budget, but the pure wand is simply the best.
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>To the people asking about how to stop the shitting feeling - you have to slightly clench and use a smaller toy.
>
>Another word of advice, find your prostate and put decent pressure on it, but not too much! And to small quick thrusts.
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>The way I learned how to do it was to use the pure wand during regular masturbation, and when I was about to cum I'd finish myself off with only the pure wand. Once I learned that it became a lot easier to cum from prostate stim.


Can attest to this, slightly. I have two remote controlled butt plugs and a glass toy.. The glass toy is by far more superior in hitting my prostate and revving me up more, whereas the plugs are more of teases for my partner to use on me prior to sex.

Different strokes for different folks I guess, but the toy has gotten me the closest to blowing without having to touch myself.


Also, sorry for incorrect quote usage..On my phone
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Am i even doing this right? i feel like i have a hard time pulling off sexy
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https://eroshare.com/u8d45488

Kik: BigPhillipB
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>>728809480
Thats super hot.
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>>728810759
I second that
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>>728809480
works for me, poptart
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>>728811506
i move that we orgasm in tribute
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>>728810725
Wow! That was so hot!
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>>728810759
>>728811506
>>728811547
Well this is reassuring at least. thanks guys uvu
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https://discord.gg/rBzfhsw
for arizonians, small server for those looking for locals
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>>728811914
Heres my kik sexy. BigPhillipB
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>>728811914
Show butt
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How do I clean my poo hole, so there's no smell and no poo?
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Is fucking a shemale gay?
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>>728813302
isopropyl alcohol and a loofah.
Kills all bacteria and makes it ready to be eaten out.
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>>728813467
Definitely not.
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>>728813302
enema that booty hole. shouldn't have to do it more that a few times
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>>728813625
This is good to do every now and again anyway, keep the plumbing clean.
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recently had my 1st anal orgasm, so this weekend i'm taking it up a notch by adding poppers to the mix. am i going too far?
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>>728811914
you have a sexy cock. i want it
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>>728814652
No. greetext
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>>728813302
I have yet to figure this out... Every time I try anything anal I end up shitting about a weeks worth of meals out of me until it's just liquid/mucus that comes out.
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Not sure if i can come hands free cause i'm too impatient, but what i can attest to is when i have edged for a long time and go over to my dildo (12 inches long and pretty wide) i put it down and squat over it, pushing down and leaning back so i can feel it hitting my prostate.
then i start going up and down on it while wanking, after a short while i can feel it build up, i stop wanking and just hold my cock, and continue up and down until i cum super hard!
then i wank a few seconds and i feel it build up again and repeat the process.
I can do this and cum with quick succession, most i have cummed was 5 times back-to-back and i shit you not, it was a puddle on the floor and all over me... most amazing feeling i have ever felt.
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>>728815920
here you go
>>728797364
>>728798152
i still need to greentext an account of the second orgasm i had 20 minutes later. i was able to get past the peeing feeling and ride it to completion.
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>>728814151
>>728815965
Eat more fiber. Raw broccoli or apples are good for this. More fiber and less greasy stuff makes for nice poops and ensures things are empty back there.
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>>728815965
good job, thats the first step to doing the deep cleaning before starting anal. after its liquid, use an enema until it runs clear, then do what it takes to build up some mucus again. add a little lube and you're ready for a night of fun.
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>>728816209
you might actually to using too large a toy, try something a little smaller. i have a larger toy too, but i can't get an orgasm from it unless i also masturbate
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>>728787717
Get some rubbing alcohol. It's cheap and you can always say you use it on tight muscles.
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>>728815965
Take your time, the colon and bowels are loong.
I usually first do a couple of quick rinses with a lot of water in my ass then spew it out, then i put it up there and hold it, walk around, fap a little etc. do that a couple of times, and then rinse out again.
Go 30 mins without anything in ur ass and you should be good to go, i have done this plenty of times without problem and used my 12 inch dildo and a double ended dildo that is 30 inches without any shit coming out :)
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You have to not jerk off for a few days.

Wear a chastity cage for like 3 or 4 days, then smoke a ton of weed and fuck yourself to some good porn.
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>>728786250
It's a jewfaggot myth you can't cum buy shoving things into your ass
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>>728789325
omg moar
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>>728800844
I'd pound that ass so hard.
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>>728787938
Merciful Jesus.
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>>728816964
>all these gifs and webms as proof
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I just anus proximity itched, it felt great, dick went diamond.

I now hesitate to shove something, any advices ?
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>>728819408
lube lube lube
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>>728819408
go for it.
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>>728819551
hmm k, what should I insert ? I want to keep it intact as it is.

Should I stimulate penis at the same time ?
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>728799471
>fucks his own ass
>(i'm not gay, though)
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>>728820742
Just gonna drop by this thread and call you a newfag
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>>728819784
start out small. use tons of lube. figure out where to go from there. figuring out what feels good is fairly easy
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>>728820742
did a dude fuck his ass?
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>>728787226
Only newfags hate transgenders m8. The hate and derail attempts started sometime around 2014 after the fappening influx. This was about the same time I began to notice terraforming for the Trump campaign.
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>>728821066
aint got no lube except shampoo and spit.

I dont see myself buy lube just for an eventual one time experience
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>>728801052
For you
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>>728795908

i too have had success with the njoy pure want, however i prefer the large bulb over the small one.

i have had very satisfying anal orgasms with the njoy
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>>728821289

what the fuck are you even talking about faggot? /b/ has ONLY consist of newfags since r9
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>>728792431
He did also, have a vibrator inside
so he didnt get it from only rubbing his nipples
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>>728821303
coconut oil works really good
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>>728808847
Fucking newfags get out
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>>728821714
There are always new visitors, I'm saying that the new ones from 3 years ago behave more like retards and take everything too seriously.
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>>728795908
holy shit that thing is expensive! looks like you could beat someone to death with it
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>>728786250
Ive tried to but anal penetration just doesn't turn me on
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>>728786250
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch
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>>728823337

you're a fucking newfag youcking degenerate gay cunt we never liked trannies. gtfo and stop spreading bullshit propaganda
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>>728823665
Who are you trying to fool, retard?
It's like blaming me for your fart when we're the only two in a room. I know what I know and I know you're a bullshitter.
>>
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>>728789325
homestarrunner fish eye lens
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>>728788462
Faggot
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>>728788462
lol put a condom on it
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Sticking something up your bumhole is gay and not normal. Bunch of faggots
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>>728827018
thinking putting things in your butt for fun is gay, what a faggot.
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>>728827427
Putting anything in your ass 'for fun' is definitely gay. kys faggot
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>>728827018 >>728827720
I bet you think masturbating is gay, too...
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>>728786250
Jesus what a delicious fucking piece of ass that is FUCK!!!
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>>728827826
Masturbating is normal. Sticking things up your bumhole is not normal
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>>728786645
Lol 40 thousand keks
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>>728828086
You're right, sticking things up your bumhole isn't normal, it's special.
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>>728825440
rolling
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>>728828277
checked
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>>728828277
Keep telling yourself that
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>>728828444
Another faggot. Checked
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>>728789127
You are loss
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>>728828444
Checked
>>728828470
I will, and I'll also keep telling ignorant people like yourself
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it's on
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>>728828086
Then why does it make you cum? Think about a pussy. There is the clitoris. If you stimulate it, she may or may not cum. Now, inside that pussy is the g spot. If you stimulate it, she may or may not cum. Every pussy is different. Now think about the fact that a cock is just a variation on a pussy. That's just science man, look it up.

So, if a cock is a variation on a pussy, what part of the pussy is the bellend? The answer is: the clitoris. Where's the g spot gone, I wonder? The testes are obviously the ovaries.
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>>728830446
It's called the "P spot", not G spot
>>
small dick 18yo here, snapchat is braydenc212
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>>728830873
Brayden?
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>>728799471
what type of porn is best
>>
>>728831051
it me
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>>728825440
rolling
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>>728831051
brayden is probably in north carolina in zip code 27212.
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>>728831261
Down's syndrome bukkake scat midget orgy porn
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First time you won't last 5 minutes.
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>>728832243
and what is the name of this little marvel of perverted science
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>>728786250
just let you go
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>>728825440
well why not
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>>728833049
that's the spirit
>>
What does everyone think of this?
https://www.amazon.com/LEVETT-Silicone-Stimulator-Controller-Operation/dp/B01KTKNTUI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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>>728825440
rollo
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>>728830106
i love poppers and weed. Might use my buttplug tonight as well after this thread. Where do you get those poppers and are they good?
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anyone know of a good vibrating buttplug or egg type toy?
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>>728836008
literally any of them
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>>728825440
Rolly Polly kill your familyoly
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>>728837601
Rerolling cause that shits weak
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Bump because I want to read this
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>>728786250
It's not something most people can do their first time.

>get Dildo
>jerk off while using dildo on prostate, don't be lazy with the dildo
>When you get close to coming release your dick
>Try to push yourself over the edge with just the dildo
>keep doing this till you come

it will result in some denied orgasms but that always makes the last orgasm better.

>best if you limit your masturbation sessions to a few times a week max

more in a second
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>>728825440
Rolling
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>>728840639
part two
>make sure you do this regularly, can take months
>Begin cutting back on the jerking off when you can reliably push yourself over the edge to cum
it's training your mind and body to accept anal as an erogenous zone. In this case you're taking advantage of the hands free orgasm to rewire your brain.
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>>728841305
Yeah fucking right, one finger. I don't think so, reroll
>>
how do I get started? Whats a good first time toy? Can I use the showerhead to give myself an enema? Will it be messy
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>>728825440
pp
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>>728825440
ok... got an hour. roll.
might even do it at work (partially)
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>>728841500
don't get any cheap toys made of soft rubbery/silicone-like materials. the cheap ones have porous surfaces and don't clean well. if you're looking for affordability plastic is the way to go. any toy you like and that isn't bigger than the average guy would be good.

If you have a showerhead on a bit of flex piping you can unscrew the head and press the opening to your rear. count to 3 max and stop. most people recommend you hold it as long as you can. I just empty into the toilet and rinse and repeat. Try not to bear down to heavily.
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Gay
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>>728830446
the prostate is not the clitoris. The head of your dick is...

>that's science man
no, you're an idiot
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>>728809480
Old picture.
Probably not you.
Fuck off.
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>>728832243
I used this and nothing happened
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>>728843409
you have to like anal sex and there is no magic orgasm toy out there. It does require effort.
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>>728809480
Digging it
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>>728825440
roll
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>>728825440
Rolling
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>>728844275
I'm going to do this but do I really have to eat my own semen? Does that really fucking do anything besides make me a retard?
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>>728844459
You know the rules you faggot
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>>728844459
do it
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>>728844459
it coincidentally contains everything you need to make cum. So you might be able to orgasm sooner after
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>>728844748
this is literally the most dumb thing I have ever read
>>
Need to bump this
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>>728825440
Roll out
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>>728825440
r o l l
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So do you guys enjoy having your prostates checked by the doctor or....?
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>>728847076
Not at all that's weird as shit. I only hope I can afford to pay hot nurses to do it when I reach that age.
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>>728825440
Roll
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>>728825440
rolling
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>>728825440
Roll
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>>728844856
its a joke
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>>728847888
Nice trips
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>>728825440
rip
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>>728825440
rocknroll
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>>728848113
Looks like you have to eat your own cum
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>>728786789
I like that picture you posted
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>>728825440
Rolling
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>>728787717
I suggest hot sauce, bengei, and tiger balm.
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>>728825440
rolll
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>>728825440
Rolling
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>>728825440
oh fuck
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>>728828656
Came to post this
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>>728825440
rell
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>>728800084
that thing burned on the inside
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>>728788462
Just make sure you only rotate it clockwise
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>>728830446
Does G spot mean Gay spot in this context?
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