If /b/ could fuck a video game/cartoon character then who would it be?
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>>728774595
TL;DR
as if there ever was another option
>>728774595
Hahaha very funny anon
Honestly, I wanted cow for the longest time. The first time I say those cheeks I was going through puberty. Cartoon network made me this way
>>728774804
Hahahaha I i had a feeling someone would make a joke about her
>>728774813
Oooh cortana is a fantastic pick anon
>>728774873
Damm anon thats a very interesting choice but that story is really good and extremely naughty! hehe
>>728775015
Oooh bubblegum sure is a cutie
>>728774899
Not joking anon. I would make that belly bounce while I suck on those fat sweaty titties.
Yoko from Guren Lagann.
I kinda wanted to hump Dixie but she'd rip my face off if I tried
>>728775270
Oh your not joking! I thought you were. That's so very inappropriate anon.
Tifa
Wanna show her my ultima weapon.
>>728775365
Hehe Dixie is a very naughty choice. Though I um have thought about doing what you said about her in the past.
>>728775418
Heh Tifa has some lovely tits anon
I want to play with her ass so bad :(
Germaine makes me feel Things
Not a video game character but I'd love to rape Ruby
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>>728775902
omg what
>>728775758
Heh I was expecting some sort of loli eventually and what a cute one I got.
literal perfection
>>728774389
Oven's Balst ..
>>728775761
wait there's an ill will press game?
>>728775902
that is some gold right there
>>728775952
>>728775761
Can't say I've heard of her but she has some lovely tits from what I can see.
>>728775831
Doesn't have to be anon and good choice.
I know I'm not the only one
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>>728775960
Ever since I first saw her on GT
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>>728776059
Fucks sake anon haha
>>728776078
for what reason?
never understood this one
>>728775977
Didn't know you liked smoking cock
>>728776143
Gender bendered Link
>>728774389
Chun li,I love legs bruh
>>728776118
I concur.
Bayonetta is hot British nanny
>>728776158
She's just the best looking out of the bunch in my opinion.
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>>728776078
D va makes my dick rock hard! Good choice!
I'm ashamed
>>728775977
Oooh a lis fan, i haven't seen one of you in ages
>>728776259
what do you find attractive about her?
>>728776229
Nice.
>>728776078
Get in the robot, Shinji.
>>728776138
Call me a fag, but
>pic related
This.
>>728776287
Hahahahahahahaaa!!!
>>728776118
Hehe good choice anon
>>728776138
Ooh nice pic anon
>>728776340
He face and ass
>>728776493
Her
What do you guys think about this hot female?
>>728776168
if she had a dick, I'd suck it
>>728776187
Ooh ivys a nice choice.
>>728776209
Hehehe Ellies a very very naughty choice Anon.
>>728776229
Well that's certainly a new one
>>728774389
I would suck on her toes for hours before cumming on them.
her
>>728776676
That's not Ivy you fucking nigger.
>>728775902
>>728776059
These are awesome, not because of the pedo implication but because it rustles so many people
>>728775395
Not wanting to pound this. That's inappropriate imho.
>>728776233
Chun Li legs are perfect anon.
>>728776250
Bayonetta is bae. hahaha
>>728776264
Nice image anon
>>728775761
Fat Germaine is better
>>728776287
Hahaha rip.
>>728776445
Wow she's a classic anon.
>>728776592
Lovely gif anon.
>>728776601
That quality is terrible
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>>728777080
Taken from Shadman, he's got a few of her
>>728776712
Heh our first foot fetishist.
>>728776740
Oooh nice lady anon.
>>728776775
Hahaha Omg whoops I fucked that up.
>>728776871
You sure are into some kinky things anon
>>728776883
Nice figure on her anon.
>>728777419
Haha thought I recognized the art style as his
>>728777504
I don't consider fat a kink. I just like big squishy curves. And sweat. And farts. Especially during anal sex. And eating ass. And burps. And when a girl throats you so hard she pukes a little. And fuckibg girls while they're on their period. Those are kinky things.
>>728776676
I'd love to have female Link and Zelda as my breeding slaves, anon.
>>728774389
My farts smell really bad today
>>728777720
Like old rotten cabbage
777777
>>728777720
Like old stinky fartpeepees
>>728774389
Samus
>>728777720
Too bad you aren't femanon.
If you are, farts or gtfo.
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>>728777664
yeah always love his work
This sexy chick or dawn from pokemon either of the two
>>728777700
Ahh I getcha now anon.
>>728777675
Nice gif, can't say I know the girl though.
>>728777987
Heh Triss Hngh
>>728778133
about >>728777675
marie from persona 4 the golden.
ITT OP responds to every post with "hehe naughty". Someone hulk hogan this thread.
>>728778434
Haha sorry one simple thread on your precious board gets your knickers in such a knot fellow anon.
I've always been a tits man, but this ass has changed me.
>>728778729
2B is thicc as anon
Gimmie that Yordle booty
>>728775977
>plane
>no boobs
>man face
>hipster
>unemployed
>daddy issues
>dies every day
>probably aids
>do drugs
>lesbian
Ya sure thing anon
>>728780693
/b/ has shit taste ever since too many people came. fucking normies. ree.
Obviously
Midna, been wanting to destroy that imp/loli pooper for the longest
Salty, I'll probably never see her in another Zelda game again.
>>728775395
newfag
>>728781382
>Tfw Midna will never sit on your face
>>728774389
Sasori, I'm thirsty as hell for some puppet dick
delicious muffet
>>728777080
>Wrap em around my head
Just imagine the possibilities....
Coco Bandicoot. She's been my waifu for years.
There's only one.
>>728784992
Hell yea.
Technically she's been both. Yes, please!
>>728774389
EXPAND THE SEA !!!
Close tie with Samus and that blue chick from Mass Effect.
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>>728785717
>>728785809
>>728780693
>small boobs are great
>pot head, not hipster
>didnt get fucked by Nathan, no aids
>whats wrong with drugs?
>def bi
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>>728785889
That's it, I'm out of Mercy.
>tfw no one has claimed my beautiful blue waifu
Admit it you're dead on the inside knowing you can't pound this thicc blue bitch in space.
captain ilima
>>728786197
I mentioned her. All the dickgirl webms on E621 are rad.
>>728786197
name and race that alien is pls
>>728781753
I just want to french kiss that sweet donut
Mei 100%
>>728786410
Either you're a retard, or extremely underage
>>728786410
Liara T'Soni
Asari but a quarter Krogan
>>728786501
never got in to star wars,srry fam
>>728786550
thank you
>>728786610
>star wars
neck yourself
>>728786281
I won't lie I cheated on her for that Lawson booty but I regret it everyday
Perfection. Even when they tried to "tone her down," they just made her that much hotter.
>>728786610
>star wars
>fam
fucking kill yourself
Batgirl starfire
>>728786610
>star wars
Not sure if bait or actually inbred
be very very careful when watching this:
https://vimeo.com/210862415
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>>728777972
Actually, that artwork is done bu Jlullaby rather than Shad.
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>>728786610
i can feel all the butthurtz ur gonna cause
>>728787272
He really tried to draw that small ass on Mei
Gwynevere from Dark Souls!
>>728787550
My bad, should of said pic unrelated (like this one). His actual overwatch art is fairly decent though.
>>728775902
this is why Shad got in trouble.
personally I would've liked to see him fall for all anal/edgy bullshit. this isn't how I wanted to see Shad die.
I want his Gungang cock in my faggot asshole. I am so excited for his horny space cock.
Long legs short skirt and wants the D
Don't know why just always wanted her
Kind of want to be the horse
I'd go hunting for emerdoodles deep in his cave.
>>728786952
>Not sure if bait or actually inbred
Yeah because GOD FORBID someone has NEVER played Halo before. Fuck you.
Kiva from megas xlr
>>728788208
cant enjoy these animations. horse's legs are so fucked
>ctrl + F
>Alyx Vance
>No results found
is /b/ full of 12 years olds again?
>>728788333
Nice
>>728788351
Hell yea lol
>>728776676
>hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Vette, she loves shock collars
>>728787480
thanks fam
Daisy hands down.
>>728776435
you're a fag, a furry, a Mr. Skeltal fucker, and above all else a degenerate who belongs here
Easy.
Kerrigan
>>728776181
I have vaccine induced autism and I can tell that's shooped.
Xenomorph Queen.
>>728788926
Really, what gave it away? Was it some of the pixels or seeing quite a few shops in your time?
>>728784992
Fukn saem
>>728775831
Same
>>728789073
My mom knows Hermoine personally, so I just asked her if its real
>>728787949
No, its not. Don't spread lies.
Shad got in trouble for drawing a ROBLOX dude.
Old school
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>>728789499
Trap Ben is so hot, I didn't even know I wanted this until now
>>728789499
Artist?
Since someone took my Mei(Overwatch), I'll take Kat. Why? Cause a sexy wiccian with daddy and mental issues is nothing new in my world . . .
>>728790358
I dropped my phone and pressed post on pick up :p
>>728778866
>thicc as anon
What are you, some sort of gay?
>>728774389
Don't know why but Piper makes my dick diamonds
>>728787112
I concur. Ivara is one of the hottest of the Frames, topping even Saryn... But that Trinity, tho.
250%
>>728776860
>pedos upset people
Welcome to the world, you infant motherfucker.
If you want to be a master rustler, heed this advice, racism and religion spark heated debates that turn into turd slinging shitfest.
This one's one the house.
>>728791320
My nigga.
Hello......
Jane from the enders game series. :^]
>>728774595
>the internet for letting me go on facebook
When you are so lazy you litterally post a facebook copypasta
>this must be bait its so bad
>doubly bluff bait
ITT: Wrong answers.
>>728776118
People actually take the time to draw this shit..
HowTheWestFell.jpeg
>>728774595
very nice, im happy for you anon. wish you well, proud of you
>>728789563
Best!
>>728781152
Conversely
>>728791966
If there is a market for it, people will cater to it.
>weeaboo anime shit
>no animated pig from "Sing"
>>728786904
This.
>>728791966
>talent is not being used to cater to my fetishes
You're a giant waste of dubs.
>>728788351
Damn now I gotta rewatch the whole thing for science.
>>728792347
>wanting to fuck farm animals
Your dream awaits you in the farm near by.
>>728792347
Fucking furry ass bitch GTFF out of here
>>728792347
>filty pig
Get some taste anon
*ahem*
>>728792552
I'm saving up for custom pig-shaped jeans and shirt.
>>728792552
>helped uncle on his farm as a teen
>surrounded by juicy mare pussies
>never crossed my mind cause I wasn't a degenerate yet
>all those opportunities wasted.
Feels bad man, especially since he sold it now..
>>728774389
I won't reply to your question because I don't want to publicly dirty my waifu.
And yes, I'd be happy to fuck her.
>>728792588
Nah he is better than you.
>>728776118
what's this from?
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>>728791002
samsies
Melia from Xenoblade would get it.
>>728792347
pigs are one of the few things more ugly than humans
>>728788159
right?
>>728793025
Found the Muslim.
>>728793025
>implying you wouldn't pound her all night, then make her into bacon for breakfast
>>728793233
Not a muslim. I love eating bacon/pork. They're just ugly animals
>>728774389
Who else? ;P
>>728793130
any shots with the dad visible?
>>728793261
dude, bacon takes at least a month to cure. you can't just cut the belly off a pig and throw it into a skillet.
>>728793335
Habeeb it, Hammed.
>>728793353
This guy is into fucking boats..
What a degenerate.
>>728788208
take good men
ttp://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/3D/Lara%20with%20Horse/
Pic related
>>728784984
Kek
I wanna feel that warm bear pussy around my cock
>>728793655
You are a man of taste and discernment.
For me pic related.
>>728775977
literal high school / skater / hippy crush
probably poor hygiene, slut because 'XD random', smells, junky,feminist, and literally crazy
avoid at all cost irl
you can't have any worse taste imo
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>>728793444
It speaks volumes that you disagreed with bacon but not with fucking the pig all night.
>>728793381
yea, for some reason i always had the fantasy of being her dad
>>728794000
This man is speaking for experience.
Also, check'd.
The eternal debate: Francine or Lois?
>>728794200
hes a stud. id let him breed me any day
>>728788905
definitely her pre zerg looks, but that skin...
>>728794360
im surprised this is even a question, who on earth would wanna bang lois? what appeal does she have? dont get me wrong i love redheads, but she doesn't even look like a red head. just a jew nosed potato head
>>728794360
Francine beyond doubt.
>>728794360
Francine is dumb but sometimes pretty badass, also doesn't have Lois' voice. Also bigger tits.
>>728794234
lel that obvious huh
bitch tried to light my jacket on fire once
This bitch
>>728794576
to add, she got out of rehab last year and is now a waitress dating a drugs dealer lol.
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>>728794474
Lois is redhead, the husky voice kinda works for me, and she seems filthier than Francine. Lois would be better in the bedroom, for sure.
>>728794360
Francine since she doesn't have a Jew nose
>>728794863
I see your point, and I don't have anything against Lois really. Francine's nickname in highschool was "suckmachine" though.
>>728794576
it's sad that without that picture, you could have been talking about my latest mistake lol.
>>728788315
You dumb fuck that's destiny.
Aya Brea
>>728794360
Francine.
Younger, not ginger, not a Jew and has bigger tits and ass.
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>>728794993
Again, holy shit the similarities. Though mine didn't dye her hair more than a shade past her natural color, but she did repeatedly supply a 12 year old with heroin.
>>728775902
"Every hole's a goal." -Shad
>>728776568
I'll fuck her real good
>>728791002
She's naked in my current game.
>>728791320
Talk about a cringy option fit for a 12 year old
>>728776568
Good choice anon
>>728785661
>that blue chick from Mass Effect
Are you a fucking retard or am I thinking of the wrong blue chick?
>>728776229
bent*
Any one of the ultra cadets from megas xlr.
No one gave the obvious best answer
>>728795919
I like Bendered.
>>728796045
Because honestly a beta female with body hygiene issues isn't going to be my number 1 pick out of all of the females available in fiction ever.
She just isn't.
King Koopa from Super Mario Bros Super Show (or Bowser in general)
would do ANYTHING to get my hands on his gloriously giant musk-scented cock
best spider girl or best spider girl?
>>728774595
le reddit xD
>>728796568
indeed, best spider
Linkle
>>728796568
95% human, 5% spider
not even a spider tbh
>>728776712
Same. Toph 100%
>>728796661
but gives the best sixsomes with just her hands alone
>>728792974
now there's a blast to the past
>>728787127
sally acorn, lupe wolf and wave the swallow are the ultimate Sonic waifus
Fran
>dat skin tone
>dem legs
>dat voice
Also, you can cum on her ears.
>>728791794
WORKED
>>728789881
my dick says yes
but my memory of what that monster actually is says no...
eh. if there's tits, it's fappable
>>728774595
Bump
>>728790495
as awesome as that is, that could've gone terribly wrong and uploaded a cringy meme instead
>>728795138
This guys knows his shit
>>728775902
>>728776059
it's funny cause now shad has legal problems
>>728793579
Graf is best ship. Too bad I can't post a pic.
>>728776712
She cemented the fetish for me.she uses her feet to feel, so she must love feeling balls with her feet
>>728774389
Honesty not a furfag here but Judy hopps
>>728793261
Nobody wants to fuck Amy Schumer
>>728797690
Fuckin kek
>>728776078
Anon with taste
>>728795555
Bruh you are in a 'Fuck a character thread'
You can not possibly say one option is cringier than another.
>>728795555
QUADS
QUADS SAY THE TRUTH
>>728795290
except vaginas. he never fucking aims for the vagina
>>728795758
Lol he probably means Liara, dumby
>>728796008
Yeah, that pink haired one always gets me diamonds.
>>728782964
Old school, very nice