it's that time again faggots, post your excuses.

I hate leaving my home

>>728763349
I'm a loser who still watches anime

Joining the military soon.

>>728763349
Because I'm married.

>>728763453
SHUT UP ANON THIS IS MY EXCUSE.

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I'm worthless in every way. Pic related

Idk way man I guess I dont respect myself anymore. Used to be involved with lots of beautiful women but now new just horrible ones and like really I just want someone to come do my drugs and love me.

Love is so special I miss it.

Anyway listen to bowie and stop being a bitch

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>>728763349
Havent found anyone worthy of my time nor that i have taken an interest in a girl
Ive recently seen

Because I'm the worst at talking to girls, my ability to speak is non-existent in front of women.

>>728763349
I'm a triple amputee

>>728763349
people scare me

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>>728763349
Gonna be straight up here.

Hate myself, by extension dislike everyone around me.

>>728763349
Apathy

>>728764119
bump

I'm a fucking poor weirdo.

>>728763349
I have bad wiring that makes it hard, VERY hard to lie in person. When a response is needed, I blurt out the first thing on my mind. Also, when I know a lie is needed, I rehearse it over and over in my head (silent for a while) until I can say it out loud. I'm not particularly honest, I just am honest because lying is extremely difficult. Not our of moral silliness but I need to be correct, or as correct as I can be until I improve. Yes, I do have a form of autism and my friends joke about me being a robot.

>>728764230
Welcome to /b/, /b/ro. You are normal here, considering we are all weirdos.

I do.

>>728764312
>Not our of moral silliness
I meant "Not out of moral silliness". I hit the wrong key.

>>728763612
Have some confidence. You'll make it. You have a much better canvas to work with than most others do.

>>728764312
Lmao you have autism, welcome to the community brother lmaoooo

>>728763806
is that keanu reeves shitty uncle

>>728763349
I had no desire to chain myself to another human being. Friends with benefits is the way to go.

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>>728763349
I'm very bad at keeping friends and going out and stuff like that.
Also, I really feel like I have more important shit to take care of but I'm a hypocrite because I waste all my time anyway.

pic kind of related

>>728764497
Thank you very much. I don't understand why that is worthy of laughter though. I am very high functioning, so I'm not akin to the mentally retarded save for maybe social things.

Gotta get my college degree before we became official.

>>728763349
I only want an outlet to release my cum into, and a bed heater, i get cold at night alot

>>728764363
It's almost like not being alone. :)

Even though I DO rather want to be alone...even though I am lonely. See?

>>728763473
what branch

>>728765340
Preaching to the choir here, /b/ro. I get it.

I am always making excuses like
>too lazy to improve myself for another
>no time
>put no effort into getting one
>too shy/ introverted
>depressed af
Yeah all those lazy excuses i tell myself every day i wake up.

I deleted all the pics/ old messages from my ex,,, I hate that i regret it..... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkk

>>728763349
I've given up without ever asking a girl out I just can't imagine that anyone would go out with me
It was the right decision or I'm just mentally ill idk lol

at my age and circumstance, the only women available to me are single moms, defective women, and used up ex whores looking for a meal ticket. all of the above are good for a few tosses in the sack but not really worth committing to IMO.

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>>728763349
No woman on this planet, no matter how hard they try, can be good enough to meet my standards. I'll enjoy the single life until I meet that 1 in 8 billion woman.

ive got it worse than all you guys, combined probably.

>asian with microdick
>age 30
>manlet 5'3''
>fat
>bad teeth
>rapidly thinning hair (which is a shame because i always thought my hair was my most redeeming feature)
>NEET, college dropout, vidya and animu all day

and that, gentlemen, is why i pay for sex. now that i think about it carefully it's not so bad. any woman who actually wants me will have to like my personality because i literaly have nothing to offer a woman, can't even boipucci b/c fat.

i have however fucked 50+ escorts, AMA i guess.

Because I'm married.

>>728766239
did you lose your viginity to one?

>>728766239
Pff, screw women. I've started going a little insane, and all I need for company is my secret folder and my right hand

>>728766239
it is a shame you are not crippled in a bed for life. This would reach my love interest checkpoint.

>>728766353
yup, then i proceeded to fuck her once a month for 3+ years. by the third year i was getting price breaks to the effect of every third time is free. it was honestly the most stable, consistent relationship ive had in my entire life, second only to my pot dealer (maybe). still fap to her sometimes.

after she quit the biz i thought i should clean up my act and stop wasting money on hookers but i guess old habits die hard. it was difficult finding another escort because i wanted to find someone who most closely resembles that first escort i lost my vcard to. chubby latina with wavy hair and a fat ass.

>>728766436
im fat enough to be functionally crippled.

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>>728763349
I guess i'm ugly

because im fucking a chick thats engaged and im stupid enough to stick around and see if she'll leave him

>>728766637
Ew wtf, KYS

>>728766667

you have a pretty sweet arrangement, if all goes well you can get some schmuck to raise your kid.

>>728766239
i think your asian microdick worth a pic

Because I hit the absolute lottery and found a girl that loved me despite being a weird loner. She stayed for a year and we were head over heels and then left because being a faggot loner turned me into a negative, passive aggressive piece of shit. If I ruined that relationship there's no way in hell anyone else will work out for me

im a crossdresser

>>728766785
you are me. holy fuck. this is exactly what happened to me.

>>728763349
Im gay

I have accepted that I will be alone for the rest of my life.

>be me, 28, in great shape, good looking
>have all my shit in order, time to talk to grrls
>holy shit all they really do care about is
>money, they are never wrong either

Gave up, I am going to die alone, but with my dignity.

>but anon how do you fuck pussy

I take medications that directly effect my sex drive, I can go weeks without cumming.

>Would it be nice to cuddle, and find love?

No, I'm going to get a dog so I can hug and it, and build a robot so I can fuck it.

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>>728766637
yes but you'll never be brandon from /soc/ ugly

>>728764370
Same.

masturbation, weed, alcohol, and a constant stream of entertainment has robbed me of any will to commit to women. i did just enough to get laid a few times and lose my v card just to say i've done it

Still in love with my ex (now pregnant and engaged) that left me 3 years ago.
Trapped in a sex vortex with random girls unable to be in a durable new relationship.

>>728763349

I have a bottle of lotion and a functioning hand
and I can cook my own meals
and sweep my own floors

haven't found any women worth committing to

>>728766986
>Still in love with my ex (now pregnant and engaged) that left me 3 years ago.

i know that feel, seeing that bump in her belly pretty much cemented shut any window of hope that we'd end up together again, and it's just a reminder of how much of a lesser man i am.

>>728767042
late gen x er here, i have a lot of millenial friends from work, and i'm always blown away by how many millenial guys know how to cook their own food and do it really well. it dawned on me though that they do it because they have to, and cant expect their women to do it

>>728763960
Kek

Honestly I’ve had several women I could be in relationships with but they were never quite the ones that I wanted so I decided not to settle. Now that I’m 40 I’m thinking about taking the next thing that comes my way that I can get it up for and isn’t a total psychopath. I don’t want to die alone.

>>728767532

with that mindset, you'll be lonely in every relationship you manage to crawl into

>>728768088
What’s the appropriate mind set? To optimistically plunge into a relationship with a woman you’re only modestly attracted to and hope for the best?