Tell me your secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

>>728763067
I'm CIA

>>728763067
I once took a dump in my parent's flower allotment and blamed it on the dog.

>>728763067
I'm in love with the cocoa.

>>728763341
yes my son

I like the feeling of bugs walking on my cock

I'm obsessed with smelling girls farts, poo and feet and will do anything to smell them from any girl

>>728763489
>poo

>>728763067
revealed a guy (total douche bag) for pedophilia.
if he's not doing time (cause his 'gf' dad is a cop), then at the very least a huge portion of league city knows what kind of scum he is.

fuck you mario vega
fuck
you

oh and i still talk to his gf

I used to masturbate with my flatmate's bra when she wasn't at home; I would wrap it around my cock pretending she would give me a titfuck.
She never found out and to this day she still wears it.

>>728763545
Yeah, I've snuck into girls public toilets before

>>728763627
>poo

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>>728763067

i go to facebook, keep scrolling down till i find something stupid then i leave, its a cool game, my newest record is 30 seconds

>>728763114

Yeah, and im Mossad.

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted corporate executive. I have a bunch of pics and videos of her doing what she does best behind closed doors. I get off sharing these.The bitch would be so ashamed and embarrassed knowing that a lot of strangers have turned this upscale milf into nothing more than jerk off material.

>>728763656
jesus christ, learn how to write

>>728763067
I had a party at my house the first day I moved in as a celebration of renting my first house. Lotsa' booze was involved. I passed out early. I woke up to find my drunken sister passed out in living room with me. No one else was in living room. I toyed with her, figured out she was drunken-coma not waking up. I lubed up her vag and banged her. Next morning, sober, I regretted it. Sister knows someone banged her in her sleep. I hope I was not the only one who did that because she got preggo that night. Been ten years and her kid might also be mine. Sister and I are close still, she doesn't suspect I did that. Boy looks like a clone of me at that age. She court ordered most of the partyers, none are the dad. I hope she never tests me.

>>728763067
I convinced my ex gf to let a friends dog fuck her

>>728763972

what kind of dog?

>>728764032
It was a bullmastiff

i messed around with my best friends wife while i was married. mutual masturbation stuff. i tried so hard to get her to fuck me, but she never wanted to take it that far. to this day, the shit rewired my brain. her hair color, body type, voice, is still considered the "ideal woman" to me

I post from my wii u

lost my virginity to a hooker. still regret it yet still have the desire to get another hooker

>>728763774
if true

...

das fucked up bruh

>>728764060

did she give him AIDS?

>>728764397
Nope, just a great fucking night

>>728763774
PASTA

>>728764426

is she still into dogs or was it a one time thing?

>>728764383
I am doing my best to help her raise the kid. She lives with me. I'm not the daddy type but I'm trying. If that is any consolation, that is.

>>728764479
Yeah, she had a small dog herself at her parents home which she let lick her a few times, but had to use cream as it was a girl and wasn't into it, still hot though.

I'm a virgin at 24.

I used to weigh 375 pounds. I'm 6 foot 3 inches tall. I now weigh just about 250. Still fat but for how tall I am I'm starting to look like a normal person and it turns out my non-fat face is not too bad.

Women are starting to talk to me, hitting on me. Girl I like snapchatted me the other day and made some cute comments. I asked her out (first time I've ever done that to anyone) and she said yes. We go for coffee later today. She is nice girl probably won't have sex till 3rd date if I get that far.

Problem is I'm still that fat-fuck introverted weird guy deep down. The weight loss didn't change the fact that I have no idea what i'm doing. Once I get down to the business, I have no idea what I'll do and will probably just admit to her I'm a virgin which will make her probably turned off.

At 24 nobody wants your virginity. It's not cute anymore. Everyone expects a level of experience.

She's real cute, I like her. Idk we will see. I expect massive failure. That's my secret for you.

i have had sexual experiences many anons here can only fantasize about.

>>728764541
Damn that's hardcore. It's good you are doing that. I was an only child so I can't really imagine/put myself in your shoes. Have you accepted the possibility it's yours on a personal level? Like does it bother you greatly?

I think it's cool your helping raise it.

im fucking a alcoholic drunk milf.
have done for many years, since i was 18 and she 29.

>>728764642
try me fucker

>>728764900

cumming inside a girl you shouldnt be getting pregnant?

>>728763067
i really want to fuck and be fucked by a shemale

>>728764942
done!

>>728763755
Pics or it didn't happen

I've been in a 5 year relationship and just fucked her sister

>>728764839
I'm helping raise the boy because I accepted the likelyhood he's mine. I'd help her always because I love her, but the likelyhood really pushes my dedication. What bothers me greatly is how this boy being most likely mine was created. I guess guilt could be a factor too. He had the brains I had that age but he is also a social genius like my sister, like the best of both of us. He won our family gene pool lottery.

>>728765038
Be happy to share them with you. Is it cool to email them to you?

>>728765064
is her sister hotter? i bet she is. the sister is always hotter

>>728765013

getting head from a girl you shouldnt be getting head from while driving?

>>728765132
how about fucking while driving. very dangerous. would not recommend

I was sexually abused as a child. I can green text it if you'd like.

>>728765173
>how about fucking while driving.

no. because then you could see her face, and thats was a big no.

>>728764621
>I used to weigh 375 pounds. I'm 6 foot 3 inches tall. I now weigh just about 250. Still fat but for how tall I am I'm starting to look like a normal person and it turns out my non-fat face is not too bad.

hold out, 250 is not that bad for 6.3. that's exactly what i am, except i'm on the other side of that, i've been cool my whole life but i'm getting older and starting my downhill slide. first thing to do is get that attitude out of your head. . you are as fucking bad as you want to be. i told someone this earlier and they didn't believe me. you are whatever you portray. you just have to believe it harder than they don't

When I go to bed at night as soon as I lay down I move my legs like a retard (restless leg syndrome?) and smile to myself until I fall asleep.

>>728765088
Ehhh. Not really. I could make a throwaway. The main reason we're on 4chan is for the privacy after all.

>>728765241
lmao. one of those? no, i mean i fucked a girl while driving. it was awesome, but it was also dangerous as fuck

had a reunion from school.
party all night long with classmates, then had sex with one of them.
she travels back home to the US.
9month later she gave birth to a son.
her husband being stupid as fuck noticed nothing.

>>728765315
I understand. If you end up making one you can email me at johnbrock583 at g mail
It's really good stuff.

>>728765132
come back when you had fingerd your friends mom on a motorbike!

Why is /b/ so uniquely dogshit compared to every other board? I don't even mean the threads themselves, I mean the comments and the posters. The best way I can describe it, is despite differences in board culture, every board from /a/ to /x/ is on the same "wavelength," even /pol/ arguing with /co/ is on the same frame of reality

but /b/...it's like the rest of 4chan is on wavelength A, and /b/ is on wavelength Q, the posters there are legitimately retarded, like the 40+ year olds you see trying to use facebook

>>728765431

i dont think you even remotely understood what i was saying.

i think i still win.

>>728763067
I hate my life

>>728765434
>always been the pedo board
>anon wonders why it's different

>>728765434
>like the 40+ year olds you see trying to use facebook

anyone that uses facefuck is moronic anyway. yeah, i'm "40+". i run my own servers, i don't need fucking facebook you asshole. and the funny thing is, i bet you i won't spy on myself. webserver, email server, i don't need the electric jew

>>728765525

we all hate your life faggot.

>>728765088
send to jamesdavejohnson at gmx dot com please

>>728765525
thank god, i thought i was the only one that hated your life.

>>728765507
you are not making any sense?
you have gotten a blowjob from a hooker in a car while driving... so what?
you have made a woman pregnant by mistake?
happends to all of us

>>728765713
i'll get right on that. meanwhile, just post the fuckers

>>728765740
>gotten a woman pregnant by mistake
>happens to all of us
bullshit, anon. i've never fathered any demon spawn yet

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I tried to kill myself in my 20s. My family doesn't know. My wife doesn't knows. Only my closest friend knows and he was kind of a dick about it.
I'm totally alright now, it was 17 years ago, but it still send shivers down my spine when I think about it.

>>728765785
>i've never fathered any demon spawn yet

true is this, i've come in women left and right. maybe i'm shooting blanks, i don't know, but still. maybe i'm just a lucky fucker or maybe i'm just fast out of the motel room

>>728765802
remember, it's down the road, not across the street

Im a 24 yo nurse, and i always want to fuck all patients especially those 40 yo milfs.
i always get the chance to fuck' em. but im kinda shy to do the move, you know.

>>728763617
>>728763489
>>728763341
>>728763306
>4chan is dead
>newfags killed it

>>728764621
Just don't bring it up, or if it comes up say you had a rough time for a while. What does it matter how you used to be? All that matters is now.

>>728765861
>i always get the chance to fuck' em. but im kinda shy to do the move, you know.

do it now before you get old and regret it. old women love younger dudes.

i want to do better, but old habits are difficult to break. namely overeating, excessive fapping (leading to a shota fetish ), and a lack of a regular exercise schedule.

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I want to cheat on my wife with my step daughter. She's so sexy and has an awesome body. I can't stop thinking about her. She looks like she was made to fuck. I want to cum all over her body. Pic related.

i used to make love to my sister at least once a week. i miss it a lot now. especially the years when it started. it was really really really hot.

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This is gonna be a long story.

>Playing TF2
>The server is filled with little brats
>Get Really Horny
>Decide to lube up my small mic and shove it in my ass while i turn up the volume all the way up
>The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly
>I start to moan loudly as i begin to masturbate like crazy
>They start a shouting match over something retarded, think it was minecraft youtuber or some shit. cant remember
>The shouts begin to massage my prostate
>I begin to fap harder as their loud voices made me reach climax
>Suddenly a little boy playing as scout approaches me and asks why im moaning
>I say nothing as i continue to pleasure myself like a dirty whore
>He goes up to me and whispers loudly "Please, Stop it, STOP IT, STOP IT!"
>His mere words begin to tapping my prostate
>I yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME CUM"
>He does until i bust the biggest and best nut of my life that hits my cum rag
>I decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel
>He thanks me greatly
>I say "Oh no, THANK you"

You guys should really try it tho

>>728765972

have you tried rape?

>>728765972
don't blame ya

>>728763067
>Im 23 yo guy who has a 6yo son... didnt accept the paternity of the kid, i left the single mom and the little girl alone.
>Got an excelent job and get good money.
>should i come back? or just live my live a single man?

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>>728765972

>>728766033
/b/
Full of normal people

>>728765992
Niggeer what

>>728766083
>son.
>little girl.


jesus man, at least keep the lies believable.

>>728766083
Leave them

>>728765802
That "friend" sounds like a cunt.

>>728765972
i can feel you dude. i have the same fucking problem. i'd never ever ever act on it, but shit, her kid has been hot as a $2 pistol since she was about 12, and walking around in those tight little fucking shorts just parading that ass around in my face. wow. just wow. she's around 30 now, christ on a fucking crutch, i'd pound her little ass into the calender next week if i thought i could get away with it. wow.

>>728766164
was nervous while typing, sorry, its a little girl :(

>>728766185
He was, at that time.

>>728764942
birth control pills make this basic

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>>728766235

your lies have been exposed anon. kindly fuck off now. thanks.

I fucked a friends mom back in HS

>>728766264
maybe not lies, maybe he just exposed his desires, maybe?

>>728766254

not possible for very specific reasons.

>>728766221
Have you concidered buying a child sex doll? they have sex dolls of children so that pedophiles dont try any weird shit around actual kids

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>>728766055
Smelling her panties gets me close to cumming it's crazy how she intoxicates me

>>728766292
hell, i used to fuck all my friends moms. that isn't a secret, that was a given back when i was young. i was just the neighborhood asshole, everyone knew that

>>728766349
>Smelling her panties

i never understood this. i find the idea absolutely disgusting.

you people have issues.

>>728766337
as i said, she's around 30 now. no need for a "child sex doll" get your mind our of the fucking gutter, you perv

>>728766378
People on 4chan are weird?! Noooo! Ya don't motherfuckeing say.

>>728766292

you were raped anon.

>>728766372
lucky guy, after that all i wanted to fuck was older women

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>>728766221
Ya she drives me crazy. Everything about her. Look at this. It's not fair

>>728766488
some of those "older women" were only like mid 30s. that might have seemed older then, but damn, it's a youngun to me now

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>>728766084
Damn

Colton your flat bill mountain dew hat looks ridiculous

>>728766550

those are child bearing hips. you should probably drug her and cum deep inside her, and then tell the judge God told you to do it, like Abraham and his son.

>>728766434
you said she was hot af since she was 12 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I USE TO FUCK WITH MY FATTY PATTY SEX DOLL, FOR ALL OVER 10 YEARS. AND I JUST DUMP HER INTO THE TRASH... NOW I MISS MY DOLL :'(

I love gay sex but my wife doesn't know. Any others like me? 17027644485 phone numba

>>728766550
that's her? oh fuck, i'd destroy that. she looks like she has an attitude. i'd fuck that smart ass look right the hell off her face

>>728766623

no man has truly lived until he's cum deep inside a 12 grill.

>>728766666

I don't trust any of my friends, I wanna die, I enjoy drawing and Writing. There are all my secrets.
Even my parents don't know.

>>728766572
friends mom was mid-40's and could fuck, he never found out what a slut she was

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>>728766653
She's actually really sweet which makes her seem so innocent and even sexier to me

>>728766623
i said she was parading that ass around since she was 12, she damn sure knew what she was doing. and i won't deny it, she had a monster ass hanging out of those shorts at 12. that's when i realized, oh shit. if you don't watch this kid, she's going to be big time trouble. seriously, what dad has not hit that point where he realized his little girl was about be become a problem that he would have to deal with. dad vs. all the neighborhood boys, ya know?

i want to have a daughter and get her pregnant with a little girl. then wait till my granddaughter/daughter gets old enough to give me a great grand daughter/ daughter and have a little girl with her, then repeat the process until my great great great great grand daughter has 100% of my genes so I can rape myself in the ass for being such a deviant masochist monster.

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>>728766883

>>728766831
well don't feel bad, i want her too. she's about cute as all fuck

I have HPV

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>>728767019
Her legs really make me go crazy too

>>728767163

50% of adults have it. dont feel too bad.

I fucked my sister as part of a group that her bf had set up, she was blindfolded

>>728767250

jesus faggot, we get it. you like her. stop posting her fat face on here.

>>728767364

how old was she?

>>728767250
damn. that pic on the right. she is a fucking knockout to be honest. fuck that guy above, she is very pretty

I have a nasty shota fetish that think could be manifesting itself irl w/ my nephew

>be 19
>brother goes to sisters house to get some
>from her roommate
>brings along 10yr old nephew for reasons unknown
>I'm a lonelyfag so i get stuck w/ kid
>start to pillow fight just cause
>he drops his pillow
>rastling begins
>boner.nif

>>728767387
you're a dumb fuck. she's a babe

>>728767346
You wouldn't be so consoling if you knew how many people I've probably passed it to :(

>>728767463

she's fat, but you're probably American, so I understand why you'd like fat women.

>>728767458
you're going down a road you probably want to hit reverse on immediately.

>>728767417
she was 24

>>728767478

that ok anon, im out of the game for the same reason. there's too much degeneracy out there for my liking. i'll stick to fapping to porn and keep my dick clean.

>>728767502
>i like women

fixed that for you fag, no charge

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>>728763067
my penis is ugly and small

>>728767550

did you ever have sex with her again or just that one time?....

did she ever know you fucked her?

>>728767563
I feel so disgusting

>>728767583

Moot, is that you?

>>728767617

may i give you some GOOD advice?

>>728767637
no, it's me, Hiroshimoot

>>728767673

bump up the file size limit you nigger gook. dont be a fucking jew with the data.

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>>728767463
Thanks. I thinks she's so perfect. Makes me really hard.

okay here's a story

>be 7, sister is 6
>I'm horny retard but don't know how to masturbate or anything about sex
>still kinda curious about girls
>we go play together and I her if he knows that boys have different thing between their legs
>we compare our things
>she touches it and says it looks like a little sausage
>she bites my dick really hard and I start to cry
>still scared of getting blow jobs to this day

>>728767712

lol. you are extremely good at wearing out your welcome.

>>728767670
Lay it on me

>>728767711
you start payin the bandwidth bills, then you can bitch. this fucking thing is free the last time i checked.

wait, lemme check again.....yep, still free

fuck you nigger deadbeat

>>728767600
had sex with her one more time, similar set up, she was wearing a sleep mask and getting fucked by some friends of his, she never found out I was one of the guys. Its hard some times being around her and catch myself looking at her knowing what I did to her

>>728767750
don't listen to this asshole, he's probably about 14 and has never seen a woman that wasn't his mom

>>728763656
nsa can't write
lol

>>728763627
Go on

>>728767712
ok guy, hang on. i got to get my tablet booted and i'll tell you a story about stepdaughters

>>728767784

The HP virus thrives by infecting and re-infecting the basal cells at the lowest layer of the skin. You need to keep your dick clean. So you're gonna have to retire from the game.

Every time you get a wart, burn it off with a hot knife all the way down to the lowest layer of skin. You will know when you hit it because its tender as fuck and I recommend you bite down on a rag to help with the pain.

Over time, if you stop fucking around and re-infecting yourself by fucking women your immune system will help clear the infection and your warts will go away.

Remember, the virus lives in the basal cells of the skin, so burn it all the way down to the root every time you see even the hint of a wart showing up. You'll get some scars, but they will blend into the skin over time.

Its a long post, but Im telling you.... its good advice.

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>>728768094
>burn your dick with a hot knife
holy fuck are there not antibiotics for this shit?

>>728768172
>antibiotics

Its a virus you dumb nuts. But yeah, wash your dick after and keep it clean.

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

>>728768274

fuck off nigger propagandist.

Accidently, like a Martyr

Warren Zevon, truly the greatest of all us nerds

>>728763067
>I'm a virgin at 24.
>
>I used to weigh 375 pounds. I'm 6 foot 3 inches tall. I now weigh just about 250. Still fat but for how tall I am I'm starting to look like a normal person and it turns out my non-fat face is not too bad.
>
>Women are starting to talk to me, hitting on me. Girl I like snapchatted me the other day and made some cute comments. I asked her out (first time I've ever done that to anyone) and she said yes. We go for coffee later today. She is nice girl probably won't have sex till 3rd date if I get that far.
>
>Problem is I'm still that fat-fuck introverted weird guy deep down. The weight loss didn't change the fact that I have no idea what i'm doing. Once I get down to the business, I have no idea what I'll do and will probably just admit to her I'm a virgin which will make her probably turned off.
>
>At 24 nobody wants your virginity. It's not cute anymore. Everyone expects a level of experience.
>
>She's real cute, I like her. Idk we will see. I expect massive failure. That's my secret for you.
Just tell her that you were one of those purist fuckwits in your teens

I caught my mom fucking other guys, not gonna lie, got me hard as hell seeing her fucked

I collect $864.68 a month in Social Security, and another $300 in food stamps. I live in a gated community and the State owns the home I live in. I do not pay taxes, utilities, or anything on the home and essentially just live in this gated community for free.

I don't get out very much and the neighbors are very nosey. They also try to invite me to BBQs so they can find out more about me and what I do.

I use Craigslist to find girls to cuddle and talk to. And one has became a bit of a casual relationship. I also give her money so she can get me groceries since I do not like to get out much. Recently I've taken up perler beads as a hobby.

>>728766883
oldpasta.jpg

>>728768483
i'm not sure if that's weird or not. no offense, but i may have to think that one thru. just a bit maybe strange for me.

>>728768599

this is the stupid faggot that always starts the incest threads. kek.

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

>>728768656
was a bit weird for me too at first

im 22, secretly dating a 15 year old.
we cant really go out and have a public relationship or anything, so we mostly only cuddle up and have sex 2-3 times a week...
aoc here is 18.

>>728768665
I think you're confusing me for someone else, anon. I almost never post on /b/. You shitters are cancer sometimes.

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theres a lot of pedophiles on this site

i had fantasies about nailing my older sisters when i was about 12. they were both about late teens/early 20s then. i remember being at the beach with the hotter of the two and seeing some snatch furr peaking out of the bikini bottoms. i about came in my 12 year old pants. i had to go get in the ocean quickly, if you know what i mean

>>728768846
You might as well just say water is wet, grass grows, and birds fly at this point.

While on a camping trip with my best friends family I had sex with his sister and cousin. It started out as truth or dare they invited me to come play with them since I was the only boy around that wasn't family.

>>728768756
if i was her dad i'd kill you quick. i had a kid like that at 15, but i didn't find out about it until she was legal, 16 here. i'd fucking off your ass fast, so you better watch it. her dad might not be as understanding as me

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>>728763067
Hey op, same post different day right?

>>728768847
my older sister messed around with me and some friends when we were in our teens, something we never talk about during the family reunion

I love a rabbit more than anything in the world. I'm not really sure what to do, but I know I can't live my life this way. I seem to relate way more to the virtual than to RL tbh, and I'm not really sure why. I'm just tired of being a meatbag i guess.

>>728768756
>we cant really go out and have a public relationship or anything

i am this guy >>728768681

man, you young guys have it really bad. back in the 90's nobody would have even batted an eye. i really feel for the younger guys now.

>>728769018

yes.

>>728769019
i look at both of them now and say to myself, "aw, damn, naw". now i'm an adult and they are just a couple of old bitches that look like my mom, yuk

>>728768761

fuck off incest fag. we know your gib.

>>728768094
I don't have a dick. I go to the doctor to get them frozen. That shit hurts

>>728769136
my sister is 30 now still looks pretty good

>>728768963
she lives alone with her mom. Even her mom is okay with it... apparently she has been with lots of older guys before too.

It's definitely not ideal, I would much rather have an adult gf, but I'll take what I can get...

>>728769061
either you guys are lying or you have never met an actual dad. a decent father would beat the coon dog shit out of you then go out for coffee. seriously, what you are doing is destroying a family. ask me how i know.

>>728769195

you need to grow some balls and burn them yourself you fucking dirty whore.

i hope your pussy rottens and you become infertile for being such a fucking cumpdumpster cheap fuck hole.

sucked my older brother off when we were younger, I'm a guy

>>728769218
so did both mine at 30

>>728769334
>ask me how i know.

how about no. we dont give a fuck. if we did, you wouldnt have to ask us to ask you you attention whore faggot.

kill yourself. nobody cares about your brool stories.

>>728769354

>im a faggot.

fix'd.

>>728769369
I probably would hit it again if opportunity came up

>>728769354
i did to asked too finish on my stomach

>>728769397
the child that thinks not caring makes him cool. ohhhh, so shifty. i came very close to throwing my life away over someone like you, but i chose my family instead. he offed himself within a year, so it would have been a waste for me to do it. i thank him to this day, little green footballs

>>728769627

lol. fucking professional story teller.

off yourself lonely fag. no one cares.

>>728763067
Im in love with a massively fucked up woman with a 2 year old daughter who's currently in a long distance relationship with another abusive fuckboy after divorcing the last one.

>>728769499
dubs of truth? yeah, i might but god that would be weird. it would have to be the younger one, she doesn't look as much like my mom. the older sis is about a fucking split image for mom now that she has a few years on her. that would just be way way too fucking weird

>>728769812
yeah, wouldnt do my mom, thankfully my sis doesnt look anything like her. at the time we fucked I had no experience so would like to see how it is now

>>728769699
>fucking professional story teller
no shithead. i lived this for about 18 months, DSS and all the accompanying bullshit. she went to the nuthouse, a headshrink and all that. she was diaged and then they finally believed us, she was crazy as a fucking shithouse rat. problem child i reckon, damn i thought i was bad as a kid. this little cunt was a real problem

I had a dream once while sleeping in bed with my ex girlfriend in her house about killing her and her mother and raping her younger sister. It haunts me.

>>728770033

holy shit, you are one desperate attention whore arent you?

fuck. im out.

>>728770097
>you are one desperate attention whore arent you?

no, i just can't sleep because of the shit i've had to live through. is it so amazing that someone may have lived a shitty problem filled, but more interesting life than you? some of it really sucked, but still, i wouldn't trade. where i ended up made it all worth it. trust me when i say that.

>>728763067
I masturbate to filthy frank videos

>>728770303
who's filthy frank? am i lame for not knowing this?

>>728770372
Yes

i've got about 4 teeth that are broken off and i still haven't gone to the dentist because i was on vicoden so long that i don't really feel pain anymore. my nerves are dead or something. i got a blistering sunburn last time i was at the beach, i mean like sun poisoning, and i didn't even feel it. so i just eat a lot of motrin and aleave every day becuase i have a fucked up leg anyway, broke it twice, and it just works out.

>>728770372
he's a completely forgettable edgelord who people freak out about because his videos have lore

>>728770372
no you are lucky

bad seeds in my head

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>>728770884
get hole in head BIG hole

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a fuckin no prize to anyone that can identify this stripper clip

>>728769339
K

>>728771040
.303 British

>>728771160
good guess, but no. i do have a lee enfield on the rack over my head, but that's not it. .303 british was a rimmed round. try again

>>728771236
30.06?

Who cares kys

I have a secret, but I'll wait until next secret thread, dis bout ta 404

>>728765862
4chans been dead you dumb fuck

>>728771339
>30.06?
close. ballistics are about the same

>Who cares kys
i'm bored. OK? does that pass muster?

im done trolling for tonight.

see you tomorrow anons.

>>728771435
And yet we're still here

>>728771040
7.7 Arisaka?

.308

>>728770605
A completely adorable* edgelord
Ftfy my friend

>>728771487
no. my dad had one of those with a chrysanthemum on it. he traded it for a .22 handgun, he didn't know what he had. i hated that rifle though, it was way to nose heavy

>Be me, 35, loser
>Shit life
>No friends, family doesn't talk to me anymore
>Shitty job
>You get the point
>Too poor to afford gun
>Buy some hose and duct tape instead
>Drive out to the middle of nowhere one night
>Run hose from tailpipe into car
>Use tape to seal everything
>Get in, turn on car
>Start drinking
>Wake up in hospital
>When I passed out, I hit the hazard light button
>Some punk kids out drinking saw my lights and pulled me out of the car
>Hospital bill is like $50k
>Included in-patient mental health stay
>Everyone, doctors, family, other patients just tell me how much of a selfish asshole I am
>No one even bothers to ask why I did it
>Hate my life more than ever.
>That was 2 years ago.
>I saved up
>Bought a gun...

Later folks.

>>728771555
what fucking .308 ever fed from a 5 round stripper? jesus, .308 was made to "replace" .30-'06

>>728771638
Lesson well learned it seems

When ever I can I spend hours on omegle fapping for young girls, it's just to fucking easy

>>728771638
Later dude.

>>728771638
goddamn, you couldn't ever get that right. sorry man, but shit. just jump

>>728771747
Lies. There's only an endless parade of dicks on omegle

>>728771040
7mm Mauser

>>728771805
Some of that penis is feminine though.

>>728771855
I still don't understand how a penis can be feminine

>>728771838
you are so close you don't even know how close you are.

>>728771805
No your fucking wrong mate, I've blown plenty of loads for girls on there. And had plenty girls flick da bean for me.

Watched one cutie pizza pretty much take her of v card with a chunky marker pen

>>728769334

>>728769397
I'm with this guy

>>728771895
6.5 Swede

>>728765226
Do it

i just got an email with the headline

Alcoholism Is A Health & Life Destroyer

wonder why they would target that to me? hmmmmm

I'm gay

>>728772092
Same

>>728772052
now you are off the plantation again

>33M
>Currently fapping to pictures of young boys in speedos

>>728772051
>I'm with this guy
like little girls do you? well well well

>>728772126
8mm Mauser

Curse you and your antiquated military ammo...lol

>>728772052
think WW2, 5 round stripper, not a springfield. all the clues are here, put them together

>>728772135
Why would a little boy even be wearing a speedo to begin with?

>>728771040
7.92x57

>>728771040
If someone finally gets it right are you gonna shove it up your ass?

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>>728772202
to be totally acurate, 7.92 x 57 Mauser. the JS is kind of a either or thing. but thanks, you are the winner. this is greek 1950s ammo. here's one of my mausers and my 4.1 SMLE

>>728772272
yes, you too. thank god someone knows. when the shit hits....

>>728765862
I remember the first time I posted on /b/

>>728772438
naw, but if you'd like to, i could run the bolt for you. but only if you beg for it

>>728763656
Old pasta

>>728772586
Ok

>>728772506
You gonna load it and shoot something?

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>>728763067
I do this autistic thing whenever I'm in the bathroom where I lift up one of my legs (usually right one) and put my foot on my left thigh, kind of like yoga or some shit. For some reason it helps me keep my balance and is somewhat comfortable.
I get this weird feeling when i just stand there, two feet on the ground, doing nothing. May be adhd or some bullshit, dunno. Been doing that for years now, feels weird, I'm actually convinced that it made one of my legs grow longer than the other because I can never stand still, my legs always move and I have this 'weird' walk to me. Maybe I'm just severely autistic

Best friends fiance sucked me off 7 times. Hes never gonna know

I am sexually attracted to women getting fucked by horses/dragons/whatev.

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>>728772450

>>728772701
it's loaded now, i did a test for a guy that didn't beleive the magazine would hold ammo if it was turned upside down and i worked the bolt. so i have on in the breach and 4 in the mag. gotta take it out and shoot some bottles or maybe a fucking hog if i can find one, we have a bad, and i mean bad, hog problem here.

>>728765992
Why i scen this before? Hmm.
It's okey to be boring

>>728772982
OMG, not pajama boy...oh shit, it's pajama boy. better get that obumer health care now. or you will be punished. by the IRS.

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>>728772982

>>728773477
i wish i could just fuck my job up on purpose to further my agenda and get away with it. imagine that, me sitting here, the political equivalent of embezzlement, and the media makes it their job to walk the dog for me the whole way. these fuckers must think they are born to fame. can you believe it?

Only my sister knows I like boys as well. And lately I've been developing feelings towards my best friend, he is straight tho. We match in almost every way and if I would chose someone to be with, nobody comes to mind besides him.

>>728773972
don't dude, just don't. i can't think of a quicker way to fuck a friendship up than introducing sex. every friend i ever had that i fucked, suddenly she wasn't my friend anymore. it don't work.

>>728765226

only if you're a grill

>>728774114
It isn't just about sex for me, he means way more than that to me, but yes, there is that possibility, but, if something would happen, he would've to make the move, need to know if he is on the same page without risking myself by telling him that I'm bi and I like him.

>>728763067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgwmzOSf3o

3/4 of posts have been deleted... it's the end of 4chan?

>>728775231
God, I hope so.

I learned about sex at about age 7 with the neighbour girl same age

>>728775341

greentext

>>728763067
I think traps are gay.

I have no understanding of life. The meaning of it, What I am to do with it. The final goal is death so in the time between birth and death are we supposed to achieve a legacy to leave behind? What do we get after we die? Does valhalla or heaven or wherever else exist?

>>728770605
lol, thanks man, you've got my back

Boring secret. Been into BDSM in a top role for a long time.

Make this explicitly known on tinder, etc., and many women message wanting to be dominated or abused in some way. Most sexual interactions over the years have involved one of a few things:

>> Choking, hitting, violence or role-played rape.
>> Humiliation and degradation like via facial abuse
>> Group sex/gangbangs where they're used by a bunch of men, often anonymously
>> Pretending that they're some young girl being tricked into being molested

All of these scenarios were their idea before they were mine, I just fulfilled them.

Conclusion: Women are really into being taken advantage of. Pornhub analytics backs this up.

>>728775880
They're not being taken advantage of. They are meeting their purpose in life

>>728763774
so fake it hurts. even if its pasta

>>728766719
>parents don't know that you draw and write

>>728774790
don't do it. it doesn't matter. consequeses will never ever be the same after. i haven't ever spoke to my best friend since i fucked her 20 years ago. it's just not worth it.

>>728775940

I'm not a red pill type, but by their own admission, it's pretty much what they say.

>>728763617
wouldn't happen to be in Houston would you?
angelique?

I was staying in a hostel earlier this week, and one of the nights a couple in a bunk around the corner in the same room started fucking. I remember seeing her during the day, she was super cute, and hearing her and her boyfriend fuck was the hottest damn thing I think has happened to me, I couldn't help but beat one out. As I was jacking I noticed a girl over the room looking at me and I could see the covers moving where she was touching herself.

Closest I've ever come to cheating on my fiancee

>>728763067
fuck you, that's my secret

>>728775663
ok, i'll give it to you straight. get ready to be disappointed.

1. born
2. party like no fucking tomato
3. die, but die with a smile because you didn't fall for the bullshit. because it's all bullshit. you are basically an animal that other assholes want to control through religion/other shit. if you had a good time and didn't allow that, you win. if you were happy even being controlled, you sorta win too. basically, if you are happy, you win. rich or poor, black or white, if you live life happy, you win.

>>728765802
Why havn't you tried it again?

I'm supposed to be celibate but here I am.

>>728764621
Bro I'm a fat fuck. I'm 5'6 and 280 and I get laid. The key is really just don't be a douchebag or try to act like someone you aren't. Be yourself and drop the negative thoughts and you'll enjoy the results

>be 12
>play truth or dare
>involve this 10 year old girl and my sister
>things got sexual
>we dare eachother to get naked basicly
>the girl brags to her sister
>her sister tells her mom
>her mom tells my mom
>my mom calls the cops
>they show up on my 13th birthday
and this is how i became a sexual predator. And it wasn't even my idea. Simply for being older. My family made my life hell. I still wanna die.

>>728768408
dont tell her you're a virgin dude, it's better she thinks you're just bad at fucking than finding out you are a virgin at 24, it's not that hard to lie

>>728777145
you do know that this guy probably left this thread about 7 hours ago, i'm only still here because i'm the guy that can't sleep. i've been awake since saturday this time

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>>728770372

>>728775366
Am on mobile so can't be arsed to green text.

We used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and into the woods and over the fields. Early 90's so us kids left house in morning and didn't come home till dark. Be miles away from home by noon. Anyway.

Go to take a piss she asks can I watch. I was unsure but said OK. She then asked what it's like. I was confused. She asked can I touch your d and hold it while you pee?

Sure

She then asks if I want to see her pee. (Not into water sports this is just how it started)

I watch her squat and pee. I had no idea that this was how it worked. I asked for a closer look. She stands up and walks over to me, spreads her pussy apart.

I feel some tingling in my pants. Starts to get boner. I ask if I can touch she says sure thing. And guide my hand towards her clit

Touch here anon it feels really good. I rub my finger up and down her little slit and she starts to do weird actions with her hips, thrusting. I'm diamonds by now and stand up drop pants to show her.

She grabs my cock and pulls back my foreskin, feels bad ass!

We fool about like this for a while then carry on cycling etc. We do this every day for weeks until we graduate to oral and fingering her pussy.

We tried to have penetrative sex a couple times but just don't work when that young, I remember her parting her lips while I tried to push my cock in. Ended up just rubbing cock up and down her clit, Un known to me really what doing, and I cum all over her bald puss, she pulls panties up and carried on all day like that.

ok guys, i'm going to open the gate. i have workers coming today and my dog trainer gets here in an hour. fuck y'all

>>728777638
>I had no idea that this was how it worked

how the hell did you think people pissed? out of their ears?

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My wife dresses extremely conservatively in her day to day life but we are on lifestyle websites and I watch her fuck other wives (pic related).

Nobody that knows us would guess in a million years.

>>728777940
Difference in sexual organs and their functionality you fuck wit

>>728765088
Pls send to [email protected]

>>728777320
Fake frank can fucking raw my ass

>>728764621
Clen Clen Clen Clen Clen

No thanks

I like me a chubby/thick girl but always get flamed for it...i try to change to like thin girls but always end up back with the "fatties" as my friends say

Me and my year older step brother sleep in the same bed every night.

>>728770604
You are fucked up anon. Get help.