What's the absolute most painful way to be killed?

Exposure to a fuckload of radiation like that Japanese worker.

i heard honey, milk, and a boat is rather brutal

>>728723286
Being bored to death by your life story.

>>728723415
You are trolling or stupid??

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https://discord.gg/EcYsf

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I read once about the Russian mafia having a method of execution where they tie you to a bed, gaffer tape an electric iron to your chest over your heart then switch it on and wait for it to cook your heart.

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>>728723415

>>728723286
i'd guess being burned or boilled alive would be pretty harsh. then again, jumping from a 110 level building into the street must be pretty fucken nuts!!!

>>728723603
Not him but that is called Scaphism a pretty fucking brutal way to die.

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>>728723286
alone

>>728723975

Jumping to your death is probably the least painful

Alot of adrenaline and instant death

>>728723977
Thats what OPs picture is..

>>728724089
>Alot of adrenaline and instant death
agree. must see you entire life flash through your eyes in such little time?

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Living with someone that doesn't love you back

>>728723286
It would include more in one method, russian faggot here so sorry if my english is bad but i'd just cot small slices on you and pour salt and vinegar on them then burn on those wounds on and on till you die constantly open new ones,then start burning over your body slowly with a small torch trying to keep you alive so you can feel the torture as long as possible.

>>728724089
I heard if the building isn't high enough you can "bounce" and not die instantly. Nope, shotgun for me.

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Strychnine poisoning or tetanus. Similar symptoms.

>>728724794
you need 2 move on. it get's better, trust me anon.

>>728723286
brazen bull

>>728723286
Beindg submerged in a container of strong bases. Unlike acid baths, base baths take far longer to dissolve nerve endings (:

Getting cooked in an oven imo

>>728723286
By being eaten alive slowly, not impressive enough to pass out but painful enough to scream you lungs out, start by the extremities and end in the organs from less to most important, all while old creepy music is playing in the room as your disgusting psychopath eats you.

Realizing traps are gay :(

>>728723663
I'm cringing so fucking much

>>728723286

Snu-snu.

>>728725600
nice double 0's fag

>>728725600
Why even bother commenting on this post you fucking idiot, you're not funny at all.

>>728723286
Broken heart

get locked in a pit of fire ants

Being tied in a reverse crucifixion, so your legs are up, and slowly whittling your body from the feet down to your legs, in which you will bleed out slower due to your blood going to your head

>>728723286
Intestinal Parasites.

>>728725990
Using sandpaper*

>>728723286
Qaddafi (the one man keeping a tide of Africans out of Europe) got anally raped to death with a knife.

>>728723286
alone

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>>728723286
It's gotta be implaing, the method that Vlad Tepes used to put fear in his rivals hearts, having something of that size forced up your asshole and just letting you feel every single rip as it goes through your body as you might survive feeling that pain for a whole day must be worst than hell.

I wonder what would feel like to be microwaved

My 9th grade English teacher once spoke about a painful way to die. Probably the worst I've heard about.
Taking a bull dozer and starting from the toes working it's way to your knees. Stopping every foot or so then let you pass out for a few minutes. Your innards get pushed upwards since that is the weakest point of travel for them to go. Kind of like a tube of toothpaste, eventually you'll have your guts coming out your mouth. Wish I could find sauce for this...

>>728725309
Other than small amounts of sodium and potassium hydroxide, I haven't had much experience with burns from them. Those two did seem to have a higher and more sustained pain than sulfuric or nitric acid. They were mostly dry so that may account for it being drawn out longer. Fluids being pulled out of the skin, burning it with caustic action and heating up in the process.
The nitric was just a couple drops. Sulfuric was several larger blotches. Stinging ramps up very quickly and then drops to that similar to a thermal burn (which hurts enough).

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Being drawn and quartered seems pretty fucked.

All your limbs and torso are ripped apart in each limb's direction, leaving your head and spinal cord intact, which for a few seconds sends full-level pain signals from all possible bodily nerve-endings to your brain.

A few seconds of the most incredible pain imaginable, and you don't even have lungs left to scream with.

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Maybe not the worst, but this is pretty brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxgTBj9uMmE

>>728726166
Vlad was so hot and evil mmmmmhhh that stashe

>>728723286
Holding your shit together for a life time trying to be normal, trying to find a perfect mate, looking for meaning.

>>728726134
/thread

>>728723286
spring loaded buckshot shell inside of a dildo at a porn audition.

>>728724931
i heal them to good strenght an than continue my ways of brutal.

>>728726166
legit some of the most savage shit in history

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>>728726298
Ever notice the resemblance?

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>>728723286
/b/

>>728726571
For quickest yet messiest and most unique?
>c4 hidden in a dildo at a porn audition

nerve gas

>>728726693
Notice what? I don't know what that's from.

I watched my mother die of chemo toxicity. Familial association aside, what I saw a brutal and horrible way to die. She was a woman who took care of herself - very pretty, tall and thin.

In her final hours her legs were swollen to look like tree trunks, her eyes were completely red and she was shitting and puking blood. Her last words were "I'm in a lot of pain, I've got to go".

Died with her eyes open.

I've seen some fucked up shit. I'm a little older than many of you, I'm sure of that. But the brutality of cancer and dying from literally a chemotherapy overdose is something I wish on no human being.

probably beaten and tortured over months and being told how worthless you are before dying from malnourishment and the elements in a cell


nah actually that'd just suck but wouldnt be the most painful

>>728723286
Having to listen to your wife bitch for 50 years

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>>728723286
Judging from the sounds of Aime and Timothys horrified screams I'd say the answer to your question is: Being eaten alive by fucking bears

>>728723286
alone

having a long THICK hair being pulled from your scrotum but the effect of plucking is constant and you never reach the end of your scrot hair

>>728727067
https://youtu.be/StOkoGcHqE4?t=292
Ignore the faggot talking over it.

>>728723663
I just want whoever makes this comic to step back and look at themselves.

Is it an ultra gay man or a queer as fuck lesbian feminist? Who makes this shit?

>>728724085
/thread

>>728724794
What is that picture from

>>728723286
Drowning

>>728726298

I just watched that episode. So good.

I love when they give the faggots the Pope's pear, too. Even though I'm pretty sure that's not what that was for.

>>728723520
I know where I am but...be nice, niggerboat (actually not OP)

>>728723663
Bait-paganda

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>>728723663
I can't trust a man or woman who has this little respect for him/herself.
>"But it's okay, I allow it!"
It's like working a job for 10 years, but letting the new young guy take your promotion, your benefits, and a part of your paycheck because you find humiliation "sexy". Do these people hate themselves that much? Holy fuck I am pissed off.

>>728725460
You asfixiate before even feeling burn pain.

>>728723286
probably blood eagle or getting thrown on asphalt at really high speed (naked)

>>728723286
Being burned alive

>>728725724
trapfag detected

>>728729308
Same. Reading that infuriated me.

>>728723286
Marriage

>>728723663
hitler had the right idea. he was just an underachiever.
bring back the ovens and kick these degenerates in first with trannies

>>728723286
flaying

>>728723663
>>728729308
>>728729623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asVQo5MPasU

scaphism

>>728730262
or having your hands cut off, your face ripped off, and your throat being sliced with a fucking razor blade

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>>728723286
Love

>>728723286
I think a body being put on a pike Vlad the Impaler style would be a bad way to go. You just bleed out until you die, plus the whole impaling part.

>>728730262
Story?

obviously burning

ever been burned? it's the most painful

imagine being burned all over

to death

>>728727827
You are a faggot

>>728730682
You lose nerve endings fast so you only feel it for a while

Being made quadriplegic then having your tongue cut off then being left in a completely white room with no interaction whatsoever. Being kept alive like someone in a coma except your conscious till the very end.

Seeing your ex fall in love with someone else a damn week after breakup.

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>>728730657
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

tl;dr mexican gang member gets caught by other mexican gang and is kill

>>728727265
>>728727265

You haven't listened to the real video. You watched a fake one on Youtube.

>>728731135
Seeing your girlfriend fall in love with someone else before the breakup.

>>728727489
I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight

>>728731215
>>728731215

>before the breakup

She hasn't ever loved you then.

>>728723286
Disco

>>728730262
I don't think I could stand dying like that. It's not the pain, it's the indignity.

>>728731329

>Ouchi

if you burn someone but dont let them breathe the smoke it would be long and painful but make sure to zap them so they dont pass out

>>728727142
God damn, anon.

I'm sorry you had to see that. I hope it didn't last long.

Personally, the scariest thing for me is also natural. Anything that keeps me "locked in" my body. No more talking, moving or cumming for the rest of your life.

Living.

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Imagine placing a slithered glass vial through your dickhole and then smashing it with a hammer.

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>>728723832

Except that one time when they put it on the girl's stomach and it took 3 hours for her to die. I can still remember her screams.

Pic related.

>>728723286
Peeling off every layer of skin on your torso until muscle is showing, then being thrown into the Dead Sea.

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>>728731215
I don't want to remember

>>728727142
>very tall, pretty, thin
Got nudes?

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>>728731807
kinda like this?

>>728723411
Isn't it because they kept him alive though? I figured he would have died without medical attention

>>728727142
If that is true, im really sorry for you :/
Seriously.

>>728730682
Hope you go to church... God loves you but he has an entire dimension where you will be kept alive forever and burned with infinite fire, and he will send you to that dimension after you die unless you believe in him.

>>728723663
The level of disgust is absolutely UNREAL. I remember once more why I hate the human race.

>>728724931
Pretty brutal, and its good to use other languages than your mother tongue.

>>728725096
this

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Anyone speak Russian? This one looks like a doozie.

There's always the one cringey fucker who pretends he actually tortures people

>>728726166
>not making it communism.jpg

>>728726259
Oh.

This
http://theync.com/strong-video-where-the-zetas-cut-off-his-live-leg-behead-and-quarter-cut-a-hitman-from-the-northeastern-cartel.htm

>>728723286
iron maiden

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4Chan 2014

>>728723286
High voltage and current.

Not only will it kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying.

>>728733270
Their music isn't *that* bad

>>728731599
Underrated

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>>728733168
Fuuuuuuuuu-

>>728733342
Linkin Park is so much better

Living

>>728732731
Bamboo shoot in an orifice. Bamboo grows fast enough you can almost see it moving and will grow right through flesh.

Being skinned alive. If that doesn't kill you, follow up with lemon juice shower and being rolled down a salt hill

>>728731153
The fact that he was somehow still alive during that whole ordeal is just fucked

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>>728723286
Broken heart ;~;

>>728726166
> having something of that size forced up your asshole and just letting you feel every single rip as it goes through your body

that would be a nicer death.

the reality of impaling was that an incision was made in the perineum - the bit between ballsack and anus, or vagina and anus for women, and then a slightly blunted stake inserted through that.
that slight bluntening meant it would not puncture intestines, which would lead to rapid death by peritonitis, but instead would slide all the way through, around the intestines, up to the diaphraghm, under your body weight, puncture that, so you had difficulty breathing, and then up between lungs and heart.

impaled like that, a person could survive for days on end.

imagine having a post rammed through part of your cock, and feeling it pressing against your heart and lungs, unable to breathe in deep, or scream. so you're left there, to die.
grim.

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Note the hook.

>>728734238
Okay wtf are they doing exactly to homie there