So /b/ros. Which one?

Blue, because youth is the most precious commodity in the world. Combine that with the knowledge of a life-lived, and you'd be unstoppable.

>>728721681
this

youth because you could easily become rich being an extremely smart 10 year old, combine that with the fact that kids learn faster, you'd be amazing

>>728721548
blue, so that i can earn my own success. even ignoring the whole "make bets on future events" thing, success and happiness would be pretty easy.

Why is the black man holding the good pill. someone fix please.

I'm 60 so I'll take the red pill 15 years back and 50 mil

>>728722096
he stole it

>>728722099
niceeee

>>728721548
>Red pill
>Buy shit loads of cocaine and booze
>Throw huge ass party
>Buy a gun then an hero when I'm done

>>728721548
I want to take the blue one but there is a black guy holding it

>>728721548
Red, of course
>Blue: Age 10 with all the knowledge you have now.
Now why the hell would I want that?

>>728722096
Because niggers don't know how to get $50m

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>>728721548
I snatch both pills - it puts me at 27.5 years old and 25 million in the bank

>>728721548
I just turned 46 this past Sunday, so I choose the red pill.

>>728721548
>blue pill

mine bitcoin from day 1, ez

invest in stocks, ez

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>>728721548
take blue pill and wait for bitcoin to come out

wtf so easy

>>728722582
What stocks would you invest in?

>>728721548
Take the blue pill and then since im re setting my life this opportunity will present its self again ill repeat the process a few times till i get it prefect boom

>>728722400
This. Who the hell would like to be 10 again? Let's say 18 and I get the deal, but back to school? How are you gonna deal with the bullies? With your new, improved dialogue skills?

>>728722850
Anyone who wasn't a little bitch in school would take that deal.

And are you seriously no smarter now than you were when you were 10? You've learned nothing except how to not sound like a child?

>>728722850
>How are you gonna deal with the bullies? With your new, improved dialogue skills?

With all the hind sight as foresight, a person should be able to know how to avoid trouble pretty easily.

>>728723131
Anon, the other Anon got his education at a public school.

>>728722400
>Be this retard, not understand how investing works
>Be any moderately intelligent person, take blue pill and invest in something like Bitcoin or some company in its infancy

>>728724732
When i was 10 Microsoft wasn't even a thing yet. I'd be ready to invest by the time they when public.

>>728721548
Red. Sucky as it is, I did the best I could.

>>728724902
Thursday, March 13, 1986

If you had the good fortune to have bought 100 shares of Microsoft at the $21 offering price that day and sat on the investment for 25 years, it would have mushroomed into 28,800 shares over the course of nine stock splits and be worth about three quarters of a million dollars today.

>>728721548
only 50 million with just a little knowgle you have today you could become a trillionaire if not amass such wealth and control the entire world shocking what you can do with just 20-30 years of forsight you could own bitcoin and anything else even steal ever apple design evermade ever good idea you can steal from the future and take to the past so what you have to wait 8 years if your only 10 and have your mind you can just take a test and get out of school 1 set of winning lotto numbers and you already have 40million to start your empire

>>728725239
Even this autistic retard knows a good deal over a bad deal.

Didn't read the picture but if its one of those "pick a pill" thing I'm taking red because there isn't a filthy monkey touching it.

>>728721548
Blue. With all my knowledge I would then have all the shit I know about sex. And I won't be freaked out about losing my Virginity. Nor only think about myself, and with all that knowledge I think I could talk some young bitches into having sex.

>>728721548
Blue
>Prevent knocking my teeth out
>Prevent trial and error approach to girls
>Invest in everything I know is succesful
>Celebrate 9/11 cos it was 2 days before my 10th birthday
>Freak teachers and psychologists out with outlandish knowledge for a 10 year old

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>>728721681

>>728725143
That story was marked MAR 10, 2011

Save up enough to invest as much as you can in Google, Microsoft, Intel, Amazon

>>728722773
Google, apple, Samsung to name a few

>>728721681
I would not have picked up smoking, and I would pick up some other more healthful habits

>blue
>all the big titty fat bitches i coulda fucked in high school
>would flirt with me every day
>one even gave me a handjob under the table during class
>too nervous to think, didnt do anything
So much sweet ass i coulda had. Fat ass. The kind that jiggles even sitting still.
Like the kind that their pants will never not be skintight.
The kind of fat ass that rips the inner thighs of jeans

>>728721548
blue.

>>728721681
Plus, you know bitcoins and shorting CDOs in 2007 would make those millions look like chump change.

It's a shame youth is wasted on the young.

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Blue!

No!

>>728722470
Bank robery and/or being rapper.

>>728721681
This.

Also, do I go back to the year where I was 10, or am I just 10 now?

>>728723529
Hey, ease up on public schools. They aren't complete trash.

>>728721548
The red pill duh, why throw away 50 million

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>>728721548
I don't know. Thats a hard one. I would opt for going back to my childhood. Sure, you'd be rich but 45 years old.. You can't buy time anon. Who knows, given the knowledge I have now maybe I could of turned some of my ideas into 50mil.

>>728722515
hahah jew.

>>728727146
>Also, do I go back to the year where I was 10, or am I just 10 now?

You don't get to know in advance. Make your choice.

>>728727146
If I was ten now, still maybe, but then I'd be more inclined to consider the red pill.


If I was 10 in 2000, sign me the fuck up, blue pill baby.

>>728727146

bonum quaestio

>Restart at age 10
>get that puberty
>use schoolyard display tactics to fuck 15-year old girls

50 million doesn't compare

red cause im nine now so it would only make me older

>>728727311
Dunno then. 15 extra years would be nice regardless, but it's more knowing all the answers before the questions are even asked that is important to me.

>>728727311
Still blue

>>728727146
>you're 10 now

All of a sudden you don't match the image on your driver's license, and there's a HS diploma in the closet with your name on it, and your employer won't recognize you. It's sort of fucked up.

>>728727431
grazie

>>728727246
Save up as much money as you can and buy into bitcoin when they first start out, best way to hit 50 million with what you know now. Otherwise start memorizing lotto numbers

I'm taking the blue pill. Nothing is more precious then youth and in hindsight, I could fix a lot of dumb shit I caused when I was growing up.

>>728727568
Gratias tibi

>blue
>patent everything that hasnt been existed yet
>write famous songs from the future
>famous movies ideas
>books

Take the blue pill. Im only 13. Could save lot of embarrisment i had. lot of other stuff i cant think of now too probobly

>tfw redpill would make me younger

>>728727572
>This

>>728722773
Different anon. I'd invest in Tesla

>>728721548
1988, here I come!!

>>728721681
/thread

>>728727732
Mods

>>728727563
If I'm ten now, and I was about to ask the question you answered already, then no. I've got a family history of hitting 100+ years with no cancer, no dementia, and an able-bodyness(?spelling) into the 90's. Of course, that's dependent me mostly, but cards seem to be stacked in my favor.


I dunno. Probably just say fuck it and throw out both pills, no save hardcore mode, eh?

please remember, any knowledge you take back to the past alters the future

the minor changes you make living your life this time around are going to have large enough impacts, especially when you're trying to influence things


you don't just "buy a bunch of stock and sit on it"
the shareholders actively participated in making that company go certain directions

by you sitting on a bunch of stock, the person you pushed out of investing in the previous cycle is one that is now making a different company be the massive power the one you're trying to invest in was

>>728721548
Blue

>>728721548
If I go back in time and resume the life of me at age 10, and not be age year when I wake up but wtill 2017. Blue pill, oh god blue pill. I've fucked too many things up, and I'd love to go back and try to prevent the things that I regret.

Then again knowing my life, skipping years of pain and getting 50m isn't too bad, if im alive at that age anyway

>>728727732
Mods!

Just messin. I have been on 4chan since I was 14 bub. Back then it was quite a different place though. I don't mind the autism of 2017 here though

>>728721681
/thread

That was quick

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I'd get several hundred hours I spent studying the bible back.

>>728727997 :)

>>728721681
blue pill

>>728727777
checked, witnessed

>>728721548

blue obviously, it'd be easy to make more than 50 million with what I know now. Betting on world series games I know the winner of, buy stocks in Microsoft and apple, mining easy bit coins, etc...

I would take the blue pill. Seek out Michael Jackson and have sex with him. Get paid 10 million to make the case go away. Start my rich assed life out at aged 11 with 10 million in the bank.

>>728722250
Kek

>>728727777
>Not investing in apple first, then tesla

You're missing out man.

Pfft...Red pill; rich af & younger.

If you're past high school just take blue pill and make the 50 mil from the red pill being a child genius doing calculus and shit. Same result as red just slower, and more fun

>>728726161
What's stoping you from changing now?

>>728728261
>Seek out Michael Jackson and have sex with him.

What the fuck make's you think the king of pop would feed you his lollipop?

>>728721548
Blue pill. Could take what I know now and correct certain aspects of my life for the better.

That alone is way worth more than $50Mil.

>>728727777
quads confirmed

>>728728367
I already stopped smoking in 2013. I'm not fat, but I could be in better shape.

>>728727040
Aware

>>728721548
blue invest in aplple and Halliburton and blackwater usa

>>728728378
i'd be a sexy little ten year old. He'd feed it to me. With all my adult knowledge as well i'd make sure it was worth it. Who knows if i liked it enough i'd probably just stay on as his permanent roomie.

>>728728294
Yeah, guess I'd do both. I'd be taken back to 2004 so that'd be a good idea

>>728727563
It's literally the movie Big

>>728728055
Come on the /christian/ board on 8ch dot net and tell us your story.

>>728721548
Why is the black guy holding the blue pill. Can we make it to where the black guy doesnt hold anything at all?

I want the blue pill but i dont want nigger aids :(

>>728728560
I laughed... 6/10 for making me laugh.

>as long as we're dreaming about shit that can't happen, may as well make it a good one

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>>728721548
i would take the red pill and then purchase a blue pill, faggots

>>728728676
ahh, no thanks - they just got that board back up - i'm not going to go in there and reck it again.

>birthday be 1999
>take blue pill and go back to 2007
>wait for bitcoin
>buy 5000$ worth
>somehow come up with 5000$
>wait few years for bitcoin to become popular
>???
>prophet!

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>could make millions just by betting on NFL, MLB and NBA games
>I'd be one of those super brilliant 10 year old prodigies just because I know 25 years of dumb shit, get into a good college full scholarship
>accurately predict the future, change major events in the past 15 years, people would worship me
>but a nignog is holding the pill
I want to take the blue one...
But I don't want AIDS...

>>728728837
Leave

>>728721548
Red because the blue pill is offered by a dirty nigger

>>728725143
>Now get 2100 usd, in 1986, at age 10

Sure, its real fucking easy. Remember minimum wage in the 80s?

>>728727700
/thread

>>728721681
Easy to see who the naive poor fags are, they choose the blue pill. Going back to 10 with your life's knowledge is only as good as the quality of that knowledge and the ability to use it. Not many have either.

Red pill is the way to go. At 45 a guy is in his prime. Plenty of women want you, aged from 20 to 50. All mistakes made and with $50m you can live the life and then some.

>>728721548
blue pill like a mother fucker

it would put me back to 1990, investing in several dot comes, Amazon, buy Enron in the second half of 99, dumping it in the first quarter of 2000 (that alone would be huge) then google/apple...Finally Tesla. I would be in the billions by now, fuck 50 million.

Besides that, I would be one of those guys in college at age 12. Could you imagine the learning potential of someone with 37 years of knowledge who is able to build on it while their brain is still developing? Yeah, INSANE!

>>728721548
I'm 10 right now though

>>728721548
Blue it's not even a contest

>>728727246

Just how rich do you need to be fag? What if you were to invest in property, apple shares, whatever and turn it into 1m - you could easily buy whatever you want with that like you had 50m too.

>>728721548
Yea ill pass on living through the 90's again.. ill take the 50 million and drugs and jump ahead 10 years too

>>728729202
I blew the shit out of my wages and money gifts in the 80s.

2100 would be easy to save from age 10 forward.

>>728729480
>Blue it's not even a contest

It is too, and you're going to lose faggot!

>>728721548
>jump 10 years back

>>728721548
Do I also become nigger with the blue pill? If yes then red pill.

>>728722773
Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Berkshire Hathaway.

I would also get into Lehman Bros, Wells Fargo, New Century, Stearns, AIG, WaMu, and BofA. Those I would sell off around March of 2007.

No brainier. Blue pill. 100% chance of being worth a lot, lot more than $50mil By mid 20's.

This is without cheating looking up shit before taking the pill.

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Blue pill.

Bet on sports I already know the outcomes of

>>728729887
>Do I also become nigger with the blue pill? If yes then red pill.

What if after the blue pill you become a respectable intelligent black man with a 9" dick?

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>>728727893
*maybe*

Chances are, the little bit of stock i'm buying aren't the vital shares that all future success hinges upon.

Besides, sports betting is a thing too. Keep my head down, be lowkey and not fuck up the timeline...

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>>728721548
I would take nude pictures of myself in my 10 year old body. I would then pickpocket random guys for their wallets, and tape my nude onto the back of the driver's license. That way, when or if they get pulled over, that guy will be fucked.

at what point is aging in any way worth it? I mean maybe if you are already older than 45, but if you are younger, you would have to be pretty close to 10 for the knowledge advantage to be diminished enough that aging would even begin to look attractive, and seeing as 45 doesn't give you any additional knowledge, being 10 in a 45 year old body would be completely retarded. I'm sorry, blue pill has almost all of the advantage.

>>728721548
id save the blue pill, wait till i finish my doctorate, then jump back.
(also keep my diploma, because i keep my name and shit)

>>728730327
>I'm sorry, blue pill has almost all of the advantage.

No need to be sorry, anon. You can take whatever color pill you want with full confidence that no one will hold it against you.

>>728721681
this one

>>728721548

Fuck $50 mil, I'd still take the blue one if offered $50 billion.

Anyone who even thinks about taking the red pill is either still a teenager or had a REALLY shitty childhood.

>>728721681
And how do you know that when you are 45 there won't be procedures to restore your youth?

>>728730317
Is this as good as it gets? for real? this is the best you can do to make the most happiness for yourself?

Chances are, you won't even see the dudes getting pulled over, and when they see you took the photos of yourself, you get to go to Juvi for cp.

Way to go, you're in jail as a 10 year old.

>>728730009
This all assumes you have the money to buy them and ignores the randomness that life brings.

I'd still take the certainty of $50m.

>>728730293
>What if after the blue pill you become a respectable intelligent black man with a 9" dick?

What if you become a magical unicorn that poops gold? As long as we're talking about things that dont exist...

>>728722850
I hit a growth spurt when i was 11... I was huge to everyone else... Plus now i wouldnt be all awkward with my tall ass self... Id know how to use it

I'd be rekn bullies and young vag

Actually, you'll be trapped in coming back and forth the age of 10. Cuz when you hit your actual age you'll take the blue pill again.

I don't want to live forever, I'm taking reds.

>>728721548
i'd take the red.

don't trust pills niggers give you.

>>728730882
If there's a will there's a way.

blue, once you have money life gets boring as fuck.

>>728730954
Oh c'mon now... jeebus

>yes that was funny

>>728728469
Now's the time to get in shape anon

Is this even a question? The blue pill is objectively superior in every single way, it's not even close to close

>>728721548
I'd take the red one but only because the nigger touched the blue one

Shit man, blue all the way. Even if you ignore all the stock market exploits, the conventional consequences of having both a college education (albeit shit tier polisci) and Navy Nuclear Power School with a brain reset to 10 year old malleability, school expectations reset to 10 year old, and a body not yet ruined by a sedentary lifestyle are that getting scholarships to top schools will be a breeze, any time normal kids would need to spend studying for that kind of grades could be a mix of leisure and exercise, can write my own ticket with that kind of schooling, oh and I'm 10 again so I can legally do things with IRL lolis for a few years which money can't buy you.

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>>728721548
blue. i could use a reboot in my social life.

i'd just need to remember buying stocks in google.

>>728731064
knees are now shot, and a bunch of other shit I don't want to get into.

I still go to the gym and lift, but I can't run like I used to.

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>>728722400
>Now why the hell would I want that?
having sex with 13 year olds with your adult brain

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>>728722515
unforseen consequences: you develop down syndrome

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>>728731032
That's where the money comes in handy for drugs and alcohol, which always make everyone more interesting.

I'd take the blue one. I'd spend more time with my dad, my uncle, my aunt and my grandma... I miss them so much.

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>>728721548
make the red pill give you an unlimited teleportation ability instead and jump to age 60, then we'll talk

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>>728731905
goddamn feels thread... fuck man

>>728727146
It says "restart your life at age 10," so I suspect that'd mean you go back to the year you were ten, effectively getting a reset.

>>728721548
Blue 100% I remember the mega million winning numbers. Check mate.

>>728722099

Agreed. I'm 54 so I'd do the same thing.

>>728732315
>make the red pill give you an unlimited teleportation ability instead and jump to age 60, then we'll talk

OK, so you get that, but every time you do it, your penis is 5cm shorter

>>728732487
biggety bam, we have a winrar

>>728729242
50m no different from 25... you could just bet on sports teams and elections

>>728721548
Red obviously.
I stay in shape, 45 is looking to be really enjoyable for me. Would find a trophy wife and vacation for 20 years.
Knowledge is not guaranteed capital. I would still have to work my ass off to get money before i could even invest in any of the things that I knew were going to be good.

My only argument for blue would be selling that knowledge to those with money. But then they would probably crap the market up and change the future anyway.

Why live more life if you aren't enjoying it

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>>728732588
damn it man

>>728721548
Jump to death

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>>728732909
also just because you're 10 doesn't mean some muslim cant come and kill you off before the blue pill pays off

>>728722850
Pretty sure I was the bully, never took any lunch money but I might have terrorized nerds and freaks in my free time.

>>728721548
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>728733095
or with all that extra time you increase your chances of being in a fatal car collision too.

blue pill
>50% pedos
red pill
>100% old people

>>728721548
Red because I don't think being a suicidal 10 year old living in poverty would do me any good famalam

>>728721548
blue af. Time is the most precious commodity.

>>728731624
So I'm rich AND I don't give a fuck. Nice.

>>728721548
Blue. I'd invest in Google early, have 50 mil in the bank by 45 anyway, and actually remember it all.

>>728721548
All the blues in this thread...
Not sure if children that don't understand investing
Or pedos.

What if I take both?

I have an eiditic memory and am a teacher. So the blue pill would work either way. If I go back to 1995, I'm a genius billionaire by 2005. If I am ten in 2017, I am enrolled in my Ivy league of choice within a few years. Either way, I'm gonna be rolling in cash.

>>728734120
>Not sure if children that don't understand investing Or pedos.

They're all saying they'd like to be young again by taking the blue pill, and invest in companies they know have done well in the last few decades.

What is wrong?

Can I hold onto my blue pill?

wait a few years and take it?
I wanna make sure I'm getting a net gain of the most possible years here.

I'll take whichever pill will get me a girlfriend.

I'm so lonely.

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>>728734136
you get down syndrome

>>728727311
Ah shit I just turned into a literal 10 year old and can't drive anywhere. My parents will be hella confused if I call for help and probably dont wanna pay for another 8 years of me being their responsibility. "Why the hell did you decide to be 10 again anon this isn't fair to us.."

The answer is we go back in time dipshit. Blue pill.

>>728734855
Downs is not acquired - you have to be born with it

>>728731236
bro knee replacement works. my boss did it and he swears by it. he can do shit he says he hasn't been able to do in decades. it was hard recovery but he said the pain was worth it and he'd do it again in a second.

>>728735280
yup, and if you're in a relationship with an adult woman, she's simply going to be confused as fuck and want you out.

>>728734550
OK. Lets do this then.
First, how do you plan to acquire capital as a child? You can't work legally until you are 16. Even then you need credentials, so you have to do k-12 again. They find out you know about as much as a... average college grad? You get accepted into a top university because of the sheer wonder of how you know so much. They find out you really aren't a genius, but you get a degree from a good school anyway, assuming it was on a full ride scholarship. You get a decent job starting right at the median wage in your city...
Damn, you are already back to your regular life, you are just what... maybe 16 at this point?
You still need capital. So you work.

Basically all you did was earn a few years of your life back. Doubtful you really make enough money to make BILLIONS in profits in that time. Chances are you are still going to end up back in the same life. At best, you make a much sweeter retirement portfolio for yourself. 50 million by 45? Chances are still very slim of that happening. Capital gains don't happen fast.. The system is stacked against that. So unless your parents were already fucking loaded, its not a better option.

>>728722357
This

>>728735280
I'll take it too. The sexual and monetary possibilities seem nearly endless.

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>>728721548
>So /b/ros. Which one?

>>728732377
so does this mean you could hypothetically take the blue pill over and over again?

>>728721548
Red

>>728736478
Well, for some, the red pill seems better, for others the blue pill would be better.

For some that grew up in a developing country, in the wrong caste, the red pill will seem absolutely perfect.

If you grew up in a upper middle class or better family, the blue pill opens a lot more doorways, because of the knowledge thing.

>inb4 super oldfag
Red - I'm 44, so fucking come at me with the coin!

>>728722683
not a time machine asshole.

Blue pill. Imagine the pussy slaying in high school/college with the knowledge I've accumulated. 25 year old pussy is like difficulty 8/10. Rewind to 14 and it'd be like playing on easy mode.

>>728736648
>so does this mean you could hypothetically take the blue pill over and over again?

if you knew when this thread would show up, and your opportunity to take the pill again happened. Loop that shit over and over again, with all your knowledge and experience never being lost

>>728737033
eventually you would kill everyone

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>>728726003
>fucking Samsung

Are you retarded

>>728737033
so I effectively become immortal and Keep ALL of my experiences? sign me the fuck up.

>>728737122
Fuck off flowey

>>728737122
If you never killed anyone in your first go 'round, why would you suddenly start killing people now?

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>>728727508

>>728721548
I'd go all biff on that blue pill. Get lotto numbers and bet on sports events left and right. Id retire at 25.

Take the pill that takes me to 45yrs old. So I'll be two years younger and have a bucket load of dosh!

>>728737209
>sign me the fuck up.

You have to put your bank card details here to do it. Don't worry, 4chan masks it, and only OP will see them. It's just for identification purposes.
>Name as it's written on the card
>account number
>exp date
>3 digit sec code on back

It's perfectly safe I'm sure.

>>728727508
this would be a great combo

>>728737209
Immortal? Where do you get immortal from that?
You would be in a loop, like groundhogs day.
Infact you would most likely kill yourself about the 10th loop, regardless of wealth. Imagine going through 2016 more than a couple times? Have fun with everything getting all shitty and political every time.

>>728737593
>>728737209
Oh yes, and card billing address, your mailing address and ssn, birthdate, place of birth and mother's maiden name.

Can we wait to take the pill or do we have to take it now?

>>728737764
>>728737593
Do you niggers think I'm retarded?

>>728737670
>You would be in a loop, like groundhogs day

But, in that fucking movie he kept his knowledge and experience faggot.

He still knew how to play piano, make ice sculptures, and eventually fucked the cutie.

It was not a total loss to know everything that is going to happen

>>728732959
th'fuck are these pics, anon?

>>728737952
I did before, but now I'm having my doubts. You're indeed a street smart savvy anon, that can't afraid of anything.

>>728737972
>not a total loss
>much worse than normal

Liberal terms

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>>728726859
>youth is wasted on the young
that's the most retarded thing i've ever read

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>>728738094

>>728738192
Only bony cynical fucks ever say it so

>>728721548
By the time I'm 45, $50million will probably be worth way less due to inflation, plus declining health, physical ability and other middle-age bullshit.

Blue pill after a few hours of reviewing stock market trends from the early 1990s onward.

>>728737670
Is this pill a fucking time machine, or just make you younger? I mean, same childhood friends, or do you have to go to school with all the 10-yr old spics now? Are you now 10 but your mom is still 72? She's not going to deal with that shit again.

>>728738192
>that's the most retarded thing i've ever read

That's only because you're too stupid to know what it means. It's really way above your head. Just forget about it now, because it might blow your brain cell if you try to think about it.

>>728721548
Blue. I'll be an old soul in a kid's body. Wisdom = power.

>>728738421
of course their are no answers to these questions

>>728721548
I'm not a big nostalgia fan and I think it would be really hard to make friends with the people you love now but i'm pretty sure I could make much more than $50M with what I know about the "future"

>>728738453
kek
keep on wishing you weren't a dusty old cunt

>>728738453
oh man you got him good with the braincell thing

>>728721548
Blue. I could be 25 with $100 million in the bank.

>>728721548
I wouldn't skip that far ahead in life because you would never know what you missed out on.
Also I was way smarter at ten than now so that wouldn't work out either. I'd be going back to ten to be dumber.
If I had to choose though id take blue so I could bang young girls

>>728721548
Blue. My knowledge of the future would make me a billionaire. $50 million is nothing.

>>728738621
thanks anon, I needed that of course.

>>728738481
Not as much power as $50M.

>>728721548
Wait, if I take the blue pill, do I go back in time to when I was 10 with my current knowledge or jump back to 10 in the current year?

>>728738675
fuck that, I'd have a hundred trillion, and there would be minnie mes running all over the fucking place

You could probably make 50 mil of yourself if you know a decent bit now, but then went back as 10.

The problem is, half ya'll are probably only 5 years away from the age of 10, so course you'd want the cash.

>>728721548
>So /b/ros. Which one?

Actually a hard question for me.

Mom was already dead when I was 9 years old, so it's too late. On the other hand, I can properly protect my imouto this time, maybe even stop Dad from marrying psycho stepmom (or maybe not, most other adults knew she was bad news and tried to warn him off, except for somehow Dad himself).

On the other side, I'm already 40. Losing 5 more years isn't that much at this time.

>>728738738
one off

>>728738850
>im 15 and what is this

>>728738851
kys

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>>728721681
this
>you will never be young ever again

>>728739137
take both pills and shine your rod

Tbh I would pick the blue pill, I fucked up too much in my life and would just like to fix everything lmao

>>728721548
That's actually a very tricky question-I'm in my late 30's so it's not that far to 45 and the $50mil but I could get comfortably rich and have a lot more fun/make a few different choices by going back...
I guess I'll take the blue pill.

>>728721548
Blue, implying you go back in time to when you are 10. I'll study the stock market and make good investments.

>>728739364
would probably result in premature death or Benjamin Button case

>>728721548
Blue. Vietnam was hell.

School would be a breeze, and I'd like to take the classes again, just as a refresher. I'd definitely try harder in algebra and trig.

>>728721548
Blue. I would buttfuck the lottery, stock markets, you name it. I would be so filthy rich by the end of it that calculators would struggle to come up with a number for all that cash.

>>728740088
Implying I wouldn't be distracted by all that young pussy around me

>>728721681
>implying you wouldn't be smarter than all the other kids but they would rapidly catch you since you'd be stuck at your peak.

You'd have to relive all of jr high and HS with the knowledge that everyone around you was so fucking stupid. Adults wouldn't listen to you. You would only be as smart as you are now. You would get SO FUCKING bored. And in no time you'd be right back to where you started.

The only answer is to jump to 45 and take the money and have an amazing life.

>>728725239
It said YOU start over at 10, not all time. Idiot. You would start over and still be stupid.

>>728722850
Bullies shouldn't be a problem anymore if you can come back with knowledge. You wouldn't even need school, you'd just prove that you're gifted and they bump you up right into college.

>>728740320
>lotto
>stock market
really? tell me the winning lotto numbers from ten years ago, friday-night drawing, second week of july.

>>728721548
ITT idiots who don't understand YOU START YOUR LIFE OVER AT 10. Not EVERYTHING starts over from when you were 10.

blue pill easy.

knowing what I know now, I could breeze through schooling while keeping a low profile with average grades, and not let people walk all over my once naive ass.

and the ability to smart off with an adult level wit would be hella fun, dropping jaws of those who would attempt to exhibit their authority over me; overzealous teachers, principals, hall monitors and security guard rent-a-cops...

>>728740369
But, you're knowing that you went back in time, and knowing you'd have to approach everything, and everyone as though you did not go back in time, but knowing you did.
Yes, you'd have a tremendous secret to carry, but all the wisdom of an older person, with mature behavior as a calm cool adult in a children's world. Knowing not to stand out, except in exemplary quiet humble behavior, but getting all the pussy and money you can hoard.

Approach would be everything, and you'd be confident, and with confidence and experience comes everything good.

>>728740369
>but you get to legally loli

>>728740550
Besides the fact OP says YOU start over at 10, not all time.

If you were taking a pill and going back in time to 10, you would just google it and write it down before hand. Durrrrrr.

>>728721548
This is basically
Be black and young
or
White rich and old

>>728740753
It doesn't say you get to go back in time. It says YOU GET TO RESTART BEING 10.

>restart YOUR life
>not go back in time

>>728721548
What happens if i take both at the same time?

Red, Id wait until i was near the end of my life then take it

>>728736968
wouldn't it have to be though?

otherwise everything would be different like a butterfly effect of sorts

>>728741135
It just says you restart YOUR life at 10. Not travel back to when you were 10.

>>728721548

blue pill as fuck

>>728721548
Depends, do you go back to the year you were 10, or does it stay current year and you become 10? Same with the 45

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>>728740915
This is the part that everyone gets but you for some reason. We don't know why you don't get it, and we simply don't have time or inclination to find out why you don't get it.

>memorize all major winning lottery numbers over the past 30 years with their corresponding dates for largest payouts
>memorize best stocks to buy (yahoo, apple, google, amazon, etc)
>take blue pill
>start winning, invest payouts in markets
>continue to age 45 and laugh at the measly 50mil.

>>728721548
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>728741379
My discord went nuts for stupid reasons after I clicked this shit. Don't do it.

>>728740915
sloppy language, it can be read either way.

>this is why contracts are written so monstrously

>>728741348
>start YOUR life over at 10
>but remember everything

NOT
>travel back in time to when you were 10
>but remember everything


The thought experiment is CLEARLY saying, one you get older but rich. The other you get to be 10 (think the opposite of Big with Tom Hanks) but you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the other kids.
LRN2English you dumb asshole.

>>728721548
Blue

lotto numbers

>>728741680
think bigger, buy google and other major companies stock... you can literally do it with saved up lunch money.

>>728721548
blue pill, 50 mill is peanuts compared to knowledge of the future, you can get in on the ground floor of all the successful things you like and on the side Id invent 4chan and not be a huge faggot

>>728741601
I think I may have just found the dumbest person on 4chan tonight. Congrats.

>>728722099

likewise 47 here

>>728722096
It's the reason I picked red.

Blue pill isn't worth AIDS.

>>728741940
So you finally found yourself? Sorry you are too fucking stupid to understand the english language. Enjoy getting fucked out of any contract you ever sign because you are too dumb to understand intent and sentences.

>>728741801
Lotteries pay out hundreds of millions of dollars instantly - reliably. There is no contest about investing vs winning lottery numbers.

>>728741940
If the answer is you, then you are correct.

>>728741940
That was funny, and he thinks he's replying to me. I didn't have the inclination to explain it to him though. Now, he's a pissed off idiot.

>>728741801
need money to buy shit

how much money did you have when you were 10?

>>728726312
The kind of ass that could end a marriage

>>728742219
>how much money did you have when you were 10?

I got money pretty regularly. I bailed hay, did odd jobs, mowed lawns, got money gifts from family members.

>go back in time with the knowledge that I'll have to make this choice again in the future
>continue to amass knowledge while taking the blue pill every ten years
>always have the option to take the red pill if I choose to
Easy choice.

>>728742382
did you have more than 300 dollars?

>>728721548
I'll take that blue pill. School would be a breeze and getting higher in my academics would prove useful to my goals.

>>728742391
>>continue to amass knowledge while taking the blue pill every ten years

So, you're 20 years old? not a horrible choice for you. Just have to be ready on April 10th every 10 years to keep the fun rolling.

>>728721548

The lazy choose red, ambitious choose blue. Blue every time.

The Blue Pill. w.o. question

>>728742537
>did you have more than 300 dollars?

Most of the time, no. Money burned holes in my pockets - but with my same knowledge comes the me that saves the shit out of money now, and doesn't blow it on shit that wasn't fun anyway.

Blue

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>>728738333
Is nobody going to check this nigger's trips? I got you nigga.

Blue, for sure. I'll have all this knowledge + a more healthier mind not damaged by bad eating, depression, fluoride, drugs, etc., so I'll be able to properly retain more knowledge and become smarter, plus avoid all the mistakes I made the first time around.

Plus, with my current knowledge, I'd be able to win contests, make bets and win money, etc.. It'd be like Biff getting rich from Back to the Future.

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>>728733108
Teach me your ways, Giga-alpha neckbeard

>>728721548
Red
Red all day
My goal is to be old and comfortably wealthy, why not skip to it

>>728721548
Fuck, that's a tough one.

On one hand, I lose over half my age but keep the knowledge which isn't much.
On the other, I skip ahead but have a nice chunk of change.

I'm going with the red pill because I don't like this game called life, and I get 50k which if I use wisely I can start a business and relax.

nn old 4chan fart, one that's way too old to be on 4chan, could be worth far more than $50 million by the time he's 45 years old if he takes the blue pill.

A young 4channer, one that votes democrat party reliably, and thinks socialism is a neat idea would do well to take the red pill.

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Red.

Red all day.

>>728721548
blue

>>728721548
red

>>728721548
Blue, because now knowing guitar, piano, bass, clarinet, how to write my own music and what girls don't like, I would perfect my skills, make better connections with musicians and girl I know would be hot in the future, and would have my album out by now.

Blue so I can fuck everything up all over again in new and amazing ways.

>>728721548
Red. I'd go on a huge spending spree and then kill myself when I run out

>and I get 50k which if I use wisely I can start a business and relax

Like I said here: >>728743139

Young socialists think running a business is about relaxing

>>728743042
My nigger, fucking this. Seeing as how I'm 36 with a wasted life, I don't have any faith in my ability to realize the potential of the blue pill. Plus 45 is just nine years away for me anyway. Nine sure-to-be shit years just like all the ones leading up to this one. Absolutely positively 100% give me the red pill. I'll get a house in the San Juan islands and shoot the world the bird while I jack off and drink myself to death.

>>728743494
You don't want to go back in time and potentially spend any of that time in a juvi, do you?

youth is wasted on the young, as
they are to picky to have a half decent sex life
to lazy to get a real job
to reckless to distinguish rebellion or freedom from stupidity.
to shy to go for shit
I am 30, and have about 8 years fucked up.

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>>728740762
Winrar

>>728743616
>while I jack off and drink myself to death.

you'll be pulling on a limp noodle

>>728743752
I'm already pulling on a limp noodle, my dude. Shit's been basically broken for a few years. In this case, I meant jack off in the more general figurative sense.

>>728743714
that's not true, only a minority are like that
most are actually doing good shit and enjoying their lives

seeing as if I could revert to 10 I would be able to almost for sure path myself so I got a job I liked that I could live on and materialism (muh gorillion dollar$$$$) is for total chumps with no personality

blue

>>728743616
Agreed my dude

>>728743858
>Shit's been basically broken for a few years

did your dick work when you were 10?

>>728743918
I did not say that they are bad in any way.
They just do not know better.
My guess is that i can make my life 200% better by restarting from age 30.
And don't get me wrong, i have, and had a decent life

>>728727700
Go back to 1998, waiting for A Song of Ice and Fire to finish...

>>728744061
From like 10 to 27 or so, my dick had the strength of a mastercrafted nippon katana, made of steel folded thousands of times and all that shit. It was kind of downhill from there. I haven't had any pussy in 2-3 years and at this point I'd be too embarrassed to even try. It's very depressing, as if I needed anything else to be depressed about.

blue, I could do my life right

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>Not wanting to experience 16 year old love once more
>Not wanting to start over knowing that there wasn't much to worry about at the time

>tfw you'll never be able to get butterflies in your stomach when you meet the beautiful new students
>You'll never have that uncomfortable yet soothing feeling in your chest when she does something cute

>Now all that is left is that feeling you get when the temperature, the humidity, and the wind are just right, that reminds you of your youth. Your not sure what triggers it but you feel great. But once you notice it it disappears and you want to cling to it so badley, but it just isn't there, leaving you worse than before.

Why does this simple question hurt so much?

>>728721548
Blue sounds like the best on paper but in reality imagine having to sit through all your life again on repeat, if you're like me and have a girlfriend it would be like a shitty anime trying to win her over again. I love her and I would miss her. I'd probably take no pill.

Bluefags confirmed for no imagination.

Whats to stop me from pocketing the red pill for a couple decades and taking it the day before my 45th birthday? Seems like a ez way to get $50 million for free.

Actually it says 'jump to 45 years old' so presumably I could store it even longer and use it at 90 to restore half my youth and become obscenely wealthy. By comparison, the blue bill 'restarts life at age 10' which I take to mean that it'll time travel backwards. Try to perform the same act at 90 and then I'd be stuck in a ethical quagmire wherein my reset could cause people to cease to exist. Therefor the bluepill is inherently the more selfish choice unless used to warn the past of some upcoming calamity. Also lol at these idiots that think that putting their average intelligence into the body of a child will result in greatness. Yall fuckers are losers now and you'll be losers then.

>>728744565

You'll just be a jaded asshole even as a 10 year old, don't kid yourself.

>>728744576
>implying you don't learn from your mistakes