Hey /b/ros i need help My GF is asexual af and she dont wanna

>>728720795
Dump her, shes broken.

Drug her, then take pics

Nobody is asexual, you are being played like the fool you are

>>728720795
continue complaining, seems like it works. Seriously why stay with her?

second guess : she's just "asexual" with you because she doesn't respect you.

>asexual
Friend, I'll be honest: leave it, if you're going to be with those tumblr crap and mental illness of "asexuality", look better on the other hand.

>>728721213
/end

>>728720795
you need to put her on hormone treatment, if you don't want her to know buy animal hormones from the vet they're the same

>>728720795
Dump her, she's fucking someone behind your back.

>>728720795
End it

Drug her, then dump her!

>>728720795
moar

>>728721213
Autists

Yeah OP i've got the same issue and it fucking sucks dickcheese because she's the best person I could ever ask for and other than this issue our relationship is perfect but I'm like super frustrated and moody all the time cuz i never get any action and I'd feel like a dick if I broke up with her over sex

Being asexual is the result of hormone imbalance. Not wanting to have sex can be the result of insecurity. She may be insecure about something; very embarrassed. So, consider asking her why she doesn't. Don't accept a bullshit answer. Tell her to be honest.

Really though OP. I think you should leave her if a sexual relationship with her is that important to you. Don't cheat on her, just be logical and do what is best for you in the longrun. Leave her.

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>>728720795
You're obviously sexually incompatable, so you should probably kill yourself so you don't have to meet with any real confrontation in life.

>>728721277
Sex isn't about respect you maggot. Sex is about primal animalistic urges.

You think a fucking lion respects a fucking lioness. For fucks sake you pantywaisted virgin.

>>728720795
Get a new girlfriend.

>>728721213
not true.

that being said. why would you get in a relationship with an asexual person, OP?

I vote drug her. take pictures. dump her.

>>728721588
Same dude, she's such a good girl, thats why im being súper patient.

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>>728721588
Dubs of stupidity. The world has rained you to be so non sexual toward women you're afraid of being called a sexist for breaking up with a woman that won't have sex with you. What a sad world we live in.

>>728721680
ex-gf stopped having sex with me the day she lost respect for me and thought she was better.

>>728720795
frigid, it's called frigid.
take her to a sexologist
or just try to act like her shrink and get trough the issue

>asexual
>gf
pick one

>>728721680
I agree with you 100% anon,
I can't fuck things I respect.

>>728721626
Yeah, she's such an optimistic person
She haved something like a traumatic first time and maybe thats why she is asexual, im being patient till the moment she wants to have sex but how long can i wait?

>>728721758
I didnt know
She told me like a month after being un a relationship

>>728721869
my finger just stinks now

>>728720795
lololololol cum check out my bud play OOC on twitch. He's doing alright. Gonna play with 3 hearts only no deaths. room id is mr_lion_

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>>728721485
I dont have moar :'^(

>>728720795
It seems like you won't have any use to her in the future OP
Drug her, fuck her, dump her and go see prostitutes
Don't waste your precious time on this beautiful planet

>>728722120
aha, it's a simple blocage then, yet another proof that asexuality is a lie

you'll need to have a big talk with her and prepare her for a really great second time
i recommend a long bath followed by a full body massage with essential oils (and a bit of alcool), all of that in a really romantic ambiance

>>728722481
Yeah, we have a plan
Something about have a girl
Going to live to weebland or Canada
N shit like that

This is going to be an issue. Honestly, you need to have a talk about it and if you guys determine you're completely sexually incompatible then shit you're gonna have to break up.

Don't pressure her to do anything she doesn't wanna do, just figure out what you both want and if the two desires aren't compatible then the relationship isn't functional.

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her name is monimusume
fuck your fake ass OP there's plenty more of her
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>>728720795
You are a fucking idiot. You dump her ass. You teach her, she wants a partner, she fucks, doesn't who the partner is, you or another guy, if she wants one, she better act like she likes to get fucked.

Now find your unused balls on the shelf where she put them and be a fucking man and tell her to fuck off unless she fucks. What kind of beta life are you looking to have for yourself?

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Sorry if miss spelled this is a new phone
Thanks /b/ros

>>728721869
I'm guessing you're partially illiterate, seeing as you made a comment totally irrelevant to mine. I couldn't give a fuck if I'm called sexist or not, because it's not about that.

>>728723069
I know who she is but i dont have more pictures in my phone, im not going to post GF pictures

>>728723069
>OP never claimed pic related
>freak out because autistic

>>728723915
if you consider that freaking out then you gotta get out more kiddo

>>728721588
You think she'd sleep with you if you married her?

>>728721869
thanks anon this worked perfectly

>>728721680
EDGY

See if she'd at least let you blow a load on her or something.

>>728725401
if she doesn't then blow a load on her when she's sleeping then thank her for her participation

women like compliments

you should just dump her fam
i've been there and it's a nightmare, since we broke up i've been with 2 different cuties and they made me realise how boring she was anyway; there's girls out there that will suck your dick for fun, go find 'em

>>728720965
this

>>728722120
Well that's unfortunate. And you can wait as long as you want to. You're the one with her. It's your choice.

All I'm saying is be fair in what you decide to do.

Does she do anything for you? As in, give you a handjob at least? If she's an optimistic person, I think you can get her to out out regardless of her trauma. All it means is that it may take you a bit longer to slowly work with her into getting her comfortable.

>>728721680
If you think that the social structure of lions is comparable to humans kill yourself

>>728726228
it is. you're lying to yourself if you think we're higher beings, it's you that's ignorant and doesn't understand yourself

>>728722120
>My GF has PTSD from a traumatic sexual incedent
>Better try to make her have sex with me
Leave her she doesn't deserve to be around you

>>728722679
Or maybe she just isn't comfortable having sex?

>>728726555
the only way to get over trauma is to face it head on. he'd ironically help her more than you.

>>728720965
+1

>>728725501
Kill yourself

>>728726955
fuck you nigger

>>728720795
Dump her you fucking imbecile.

>>728726795
Reliving a trauma isnt dealing with it or facing it head on you goddamn incompetent

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>>728720795
>asexual

>>728720795
>asexual
>girlfriend
pick one

>>728720795
I have the same situation but my girl has fibromyalgia.
Went from 5 days a week to once every 2 or 3 months.
What do?

>>728727380
rape

>>728728153
She literally has a fucking disease just respect her bounderies

>>728728889
I do
Been together 6 years
Happened year 3
Getting married next year

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>>728720795
Look, OP, from the looks of this thread, you want something very much that your girlfriend cannot provide on any level. Whether it be today because of this thread, or two years later, you will break up with her for this, or she will break up with you, and you will be the bad guy. If she never does anything sexual with you, soon this frustration will slowly turn to contentment, as a wide array of thoughts begin to cloud your mind from not getting any for so long -despite being so close to a member of the opposite sex- "Does she actually just find me unattractive?" "Is she cheating on me?" "My friend so-and-so got laid last week, just screwed some random girl he picked up at a pub". Eventually you will be at your wits end, constantly checking out other women and feeling sad that you are even contemplating cheating despite the fact that you now hate your relationship, you hate her, because she can't get over this nonsense and just let you bust a nut -as shitty as that is to say-.
End it. On an primal level you two do not get along.
End it. Because the break up will hurt so much more later down the line.

In the animal kingdom asexuality usually only exists in infertiles, she's either retarded or broken