I have a problem /b/ So Im hooking up with a girl and several

>>728701177
Stop fucking fat women.
God damn hog hunter

>>728701177
Ear plugs or white noise cancelling

don't they have those nose strips that open up your airways or something?
you could try like nicely having a talk about this issue; i had a roommate like that and she didn't get offended at all so you might be fine...
good luck tho, sharing a bed/room with a big snorer is the absolute worst

>>728701435
Follow this guys advice.

Wear ear plugs

Look into something called a 'snore ring'. It sounds like a gimmick, but it actually works.

Take lots of melatonin. My fat gf snores loud as fuck... so i just knock myself out.

>>728701527
Best solution so far

>>728701177
Sounds like you rest until you recharge and round two! and three....until she can't take anymore.

My wife pull the same stunt.
Fuck her solid and 5 minutes later she is sawing logs.

Back up into her, give her body a slight bump with your arse- not enough to wake her but enough to change her position slightly.

Or sleep on the couch after sex

She is not fat, sometimes she snores like a mouse but most of the time like a lion. Wearing ear plugs only reduces the noise about 30-40% to me.

Im afraid the problem is I dont like her enough. I used to have a gf who snored just a bit and I didnt care, I continued to sleep hugged to her without worrying. But this one is horrible.

I also tried to get asleep before she does, but she is too damn quick. We are talking and the moment we stop she is already making those hellish sounds.

>>728701177
Did you shit in her puss? It's all brown?

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You're going to have to confront her and tell her to get whatever equipment that stops her from snoring

>>728701177

Every time she snores, just slap her in the face with your cock.

>>728701177
for me theres a worst thing OP

Im hooking a girl who suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night, she awakes me and goes to the bathroom which is next door.
she might think I cant hear her, but she goes there pissing and she farts too loud. and I just cant get over that. All the time I remember those sounds and I cant have sex with her anymore without remembering that.

>>728702088
Kek you've never seen pussy outside of porn, have you young man.

>>728701177
i know it sounds silly but hear me out. the main problem is the noise. but more of a problem is your head not beeing able to free itself from it.
loud snorring is a problem. no doubt.
and now for the silly part:
imagine sleeping next to a dragon. that's how dragons sleep. they snore really loud. but if you love this dragon that's not a big thing.

>>728702566
You faggots crack me up.

>>728701177
either spoon with the bitch, or roll her ass over, whatever keeps her from lying on her back

>>728701177
Ill program an Arduino connected to a microphone and a TENS unit attached to new cunt/pussy/ass/toes (you pick).

it will train her not to snore.


cost:
radio shack discount arduino $35
microphone $3
TEN unit (walgreens) $19

programming something to teach a cunt some respect, Priceless.

>>728702566
Stop fapping to the memory of her pissing and farting beforehand, that's probably why you can't get it up during. Or just take the plunge and ask her to piss and shit on you.

>>728702763
The fuck did i just read? If my wife snored like a fucking ham beast, her ass is sleeping on the mother fucking couch.

>>728702763
thats what I actually say here >>728702082
I think the real problem is I dont feel confortable with her so I cant get over those noises.

>>728701177
Simple solution to your problems here OP--youll need a body pillow for her though.

Once she starts snoring, roll her on her side and make sure she has her body against or hugging the pillow.

Snoring will stop automatically.
It is impossible for a person to snore on their sides. It is only possible from laying flat on the back or on your stomach.

Not even joking. Actual medical advice here.

Zippah

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>>728702917
you are right, i am sorry for not reading everything.
my sister has a birth defect, she had to undergo surgery.
sometimes you can not do anything against the snorring.
that is just a sidefact you should think about.
i do not want to give you any bad advise but i think you know your answeres already.

>>728701177
I had this problem so I recorded her one night and then played the audio every moment she tried to sleep.

>>728702995
That's a lie. My fiancé snores no matter what position she sleeps.
I'm pretty sure its going to give me some form of psychosis if this keeps up.

She has an appointment with a sleep study soon, so at least there's that...

Well OP
grow a pair and tell her to shut the fuck up

>>728702640
I have, sort of, but it's usually covered in hair... but the pic doesn't even look like tan skin, it literally looks a dhiarea

>>728703362
>protrip
Dont marry her. That shit will only get worse with age

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>>728701177
I don't see what the issue is. If you fuck pigs then necro is the next obvious step anyway.

Probably has sleep apnea. Will be a psycho bitch until she kicks in her 40s.

>>728701177
Burp/Fart to her face everytime she snores. That will teach her like an animal and she will learn she is doing it wrong.

>>728703510
Fucking millennials... shave your shit.
>generation resposible for bringing back pubic lice

>>728702907
Virgin detected

>>728703362
Nope.jpg

Read up on it.
If your fiancé is a fat fuck-- check the position of her spine and stomach.

The diaphragm is unable to expand in the manner it would need to make snorring.

Anything beyond that is sleep apnea and that is dangerous to your health. It isn't even snoring at that point, it is obstruction of your breathing.

Get to a doctor if that seems the case.

Amerifats, man...

>>728703764
>married 6 years
No, that is called married life

>>728703537
You know, her snoring has on more than one occasion made me consider leaving... At least she's willing to try to fix it. She knows,that its literally hurting me.

Which is more than I can say for most women I've met. Most would tell you its your problem!

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Ive just searched snoring in google images and 100% of them show the guy snoring.

WTF

>>728704065
damn. imagine beeing the one who gets confronted with such things: honey i am thinking of leaving you because of things your body does when you are asleep.

>>728701527
My gf has the same problem. And I do this.

She's 54 and I'm 34.

>>728703918
First, Canadian. Second, yeah, she's thick, bit not so much that she can't get on her side\stomach. She just won't stay on her side. Always rolls over, like she wants to snore\drive me fucking crazy!

>>728704186
m-m-m-my patriarchy

>>728704234
Hence why I haven't, and why shes going to the doctors to (attempt at least) fix this. Everything else is great, bit when you're literally every night struggling to fall asleep because of someone you love wont let you, that sounds just a little deranged, at least to me

>>728704650
right, the situation is messed up either way. i will take a nap for you anon.

>>728704376
At least when she's on her side, facing away from me, the sound inst projected around the damn room, it muffles into her pillow. Bit when shes on her side facing me, fuck. Might as well be water torture.

>>728704821
Fucker.

>>728704650
Listen here little nigger, im going to help you go. Go to liberator, get a wedge for her to sleep elevated. Use the wedge to also prop up her hips so your tiny cock can bottom her out.
>no snoring, more sex
Your welcome

put some music or white noise and use earplugs to sleep dumbfuck, or just don't be a pussy and tell her to stay awake until you fall asleep because she sounds like a fucking bear

>>728704376
Like I said-- roll her on her side.
Any doctor will tell you this.
And if she is doing it, check her position.
9 times out of 10, the spine and stomach are not actually on her side.

That 1 out of 10, however means sleep apnea and you need to go to a doctor for help. Serious stuff. You can actually die from it.

>>728704995
Well, that got weirdly personal, but not the worst advice.

Best case, she stops, worst case, new sex toy (gotta be honest, not sure what to classify the liberator as)

>>728702082
I snore too and usually avoid it by laying on the side and not on the back. So maybe just roll her over

>>728705037
I do roll her on her side, and she keeps going.

Like I said, she's got an appointment with a sleep clinic in the (better be) near future, so we'll have more definitive answered than bitching on 4chan about it

She probably has sleep apnea and your a huge dick. But in all seriousness if she gets a cpap machine she'll stop.

>>728705687
Then you can fuck bane

>>728705760
As entertaining as it would be to hear that voice tell me to fuck her harder, the gear isnt that big anymore. Both her parents have apnea, and it's a glorified O2 tube from a hospital. I'd rather her rock that then keep telling her to roll over though, that's for sure.
She snores loud enough to wake herself up. At first it was funny, but now...

>>728704186
Well since women are the majority of consumers, advertisements tend to be geared in their direction.

>>728701177
earplugs.
Problem solved

or tell the fatty to lose weight. obstructive sleep apnea is very weight dependent

>>728701435
kek

>>728706393
This guy gets it

/thread

>>728701527
ear plugs by far.

i've gotten to where i wear them to sleep even if there is no noise to keep me awake

i can fall asleep to the sound of my own heartbeat and i have some amazing R.E.M. sleep and dreams to accompany it.