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What do people taste like?

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What do people taste like?
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like a log from Andy Sixx's asshole.
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>>728684916
Like shit
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Not chicken, that's for sure.
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>>728684916
pork
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veal
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Don't forget to cook the meat and post the results
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Like deez nuts
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well i tried your mom and she tastes pretty fishy
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>>728684916
Veal.
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>>728684916
dark meat pork mostly...the liver and kidneys are very similar to cow though, just a bit more tough and gritty.
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>>728684984
>the only meme nobody cares about
Must be tough
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>>728685395
You know this how?
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>>728684916
like pork but a bit sweeter
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>implying anyone ITT has tried it
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>>728686156
>>728686033
done
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>>728686584
Well gee if you eat people you might as well tell us a story.
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>>728684984
can confirm
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>>728684984
Literally who?
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>>728685512
Those threads are fucking anoying... but this time it was well placed and relevant
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Like pussy
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Great-grandfather unknowingly ate human flesh when working as doctor in Congo during WW2, said it tasted similar to chicken.
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>>728684916
they say it taste like pork
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>>728684916
pork
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Any cannibals ITT?

I'm edging for a greentext here.
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>>728684916
Does the main course have smegma?

What's in his hand?
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>>728684916
Salty milk and coins
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>>728687458
No that's vagina
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>>728687850
tastiest part of the human body
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Depends
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>>728684916
A cannibal in Japan said it tasted like fish.
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>>728688152
You are what you eat I guess
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>>728688152
>>728687072
>>728685395
So it tastes like every common meat you've had.
It seems psychosomatic if anything.
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>>728684916
You know. I've always believe that the guy in the back was the one with his legs cut up. But now I don't think so. There's three bodies in that room. Those guys are fucking weird...
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>>728688078
Yes!

There is a BIG difference between athletes and regular people who drink/smoke/do drugs.

Athletic people taste better but the meat it too chewy.

Regular people don't taste that good but I still prefer them over athletes due to meat tenderness.
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Just do a greentext on how you source or kill your meat ffs
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>>728684916
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>>728688695
It's obviously a haunted house attraction. Don't be a dolt.
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>>728688933
With a penis?
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>>728688755
No I meant adult diapers LOL
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>>728689060
The guy is also wearing a thong. It's an 18+ attraction. Look at the color of the "blood" and the handprints on the wall. It's pretty obvious.
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>>728688695
Dude there's a fucking exit sign and a fire extinguisher, its obviously a haunted attraction
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>>728684916
Don't remember who said it, but one of the cannibal serial killers said people tasted like Pork
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>>728689200
there is no exit sign you fucking retard
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>>728689200
Hauntings aren't real you retard
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>>728689200
she's not a dude you retard
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>>728689200
>Retard
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>>728684916
Depends on the age if they are younger the flavor tastes more tender it is like pork, if they are older they taste like hard meat you need to stew it first then cut it, in slices then the oven.
if you use the brain you need to definetly fry it but you need to put a lot of oil the taste is like when something needs salt so I recommend a good nice spice to hide the flavor, probably some good chili with avocado.
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>>728690011
Eating the brain is retarded you retard. Human brains carry prions, which cause laughing disease. (Retard)
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>>728690251
Maybe you can become The Joker
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>>728690828
WHY SO PARASITIC?
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>>728690251
well sometimes people like to eat something different Retard.
I thought this was America
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>>728691168
depends where you live you retard
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>>728691108
HAHAHAHAHA!
>HAHAHAHAHA!
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o no thatrs aa scaroy pictur!! never post that again nn !
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So no cannibals itt
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>>728686801
im back, exuce my bad english
>be me 26y male russan
>live alone in the midle of nothing then
>the rode's were frozen
>my food sorces were not enugh
>get mesege on radio: "they will send some1 with some food with dog sled
> w8 ing for a week
>go out to find him
>find his body, he was frozen and the dogs had eaten the food
>i done what have to be done
>grab my axe n hoped of his limbs
>let the body there for the bears
>cooked it and stayed alive in that winter (most fucked of my life)
>dicide to go back to the city

that all i hope you like it
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>>728684916
Depends on the diet. Flavor comes from the fat content and depending on the type of fat it is, will change the over all taste. Like how bear fat taste sweet during beary season and tastes like shit after they hibernate.
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>>728684916
Vsauce has a good video on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c
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>>728692621
should have eaten the dogs instead
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>>728693344
they left already
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>>728686033
THIS
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>>728693507
Wrong. Mix between chicken and lamb.
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>>728692621
Somewhat believable; would probably do the same.
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>>728684916
Cannibals have claimed Americans taste salty
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>>728693899
MY SIDES
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>>728684916
They taste like my quads...Checkem
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>>728692621
Nice. Did you eat the dick?
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Sautéed brain matter tastes like chewy, rubber like eggs, more ostrich eggs to be specific. The texture is what you notice, not the taste.
It's not something you eat for the taste, only for the experience.
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>>728694586
Especially with fava beans and a nice chianti eh?
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Soylent green of course
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>>728684916
It varies from person to person
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I have only tasted women, and they were prostitutes and drug users, they didn't taste very good. Like chemicals and old porkchops. Once it was a black one, tasted like the chemical porkchop but with a hint of wet dog smell. I would kill somebody cleaner and younger if it weren't such a bigger risk.
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