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How does /b/ like their steak?

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How does /b/ like their steak?
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>>728679542
rare/medium rare
not too fussy

But i do cook it good with some olive oil, salt and pepper rubbed into it, then rubbed with butter half way through for extra sweetness
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>>728679542
I think medium is best: tender and juicy enough.
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>>728679542
Blue rare or well done is patrician
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rare, the only way, any more and it ruins the meat
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>>728679542
i like medium well
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>>728679542
Medium rare at the most. This is the only way.
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>>728679842
>Blue rare

What are you, a fucking dog?
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rare, past medium rare may as well just eat cardboard.
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>>728679542
Rare, with a side of garlic butter broiled mushrooms.
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>>728679851
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>>728679842
>>728679980
>>728680359
>>728680404

Enjoy your E.coli you dirty fucking scumbags.
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>>728679542
"blue rare - medium rare"

Yeah enjoy your tapeworms you fucking retard.
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medium rare - medium well depents on meat cut and quality
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>>728680493
Lol, poorfags stop buying your meat at Walmart.

Find a proper butcher and enjoy a great cut of rare beef.
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>>728680476
Not eating pork or chicken, this is beef.
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Medium rare. And a dash of garlic sauce. Fuck yeah.
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>>728679542
blue rare or rare
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>>728680730
depends on the cut of steak
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>>728680476
You're a retard.
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>>728680693
>>728680694

These uneducated Americans don't know what E.coli is!
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>>728680493
I've been eating rare for over 30 years and have gotten exactly 0 tapeworms or any other parasite.
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I like mine medium over charcoal grill because of the smell, also sweet potato in foil cooked along side of the steak too

pic unrelated
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>>728679542
>blue rare/rare/medium rare
everything else is for philistines
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so where are the cucks saying they like their steak living
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A guide for you all.
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>>728679542
Cooked
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>>728680908
>sweet potato
You don't deserve to eat steak.
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>>728679542
Very well done to the point where it is almost burnt on the outside
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>>728679542
Quality restaurant: medium (chef knows best)
Cheap restaurant: rare (chef is a peasant)
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Well done. I mostly cook them in the microwave and just put some ketchup on it
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>>728679542
natural ketchup lovers hate in 3..2..1..
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>>728681068
Disgusting
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>>728681068
Do you put ketchup on your shitty steak too, Mr. Trump?
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>>728681234
same here but i dip mine in ranch.
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>>728681283
I indeed like menstrual blood
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>>728680760
THIS
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>>728681378

Quite tasty, actually. Can't say the same for raw meat.

>>728681442

And sometimes mustard and mayo too!
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>>728681458
i hope you serve it with bag chips too anon
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>>728681442
you don't even have to, natural one gushes from your raw lump of cancer by himself
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>>728681068

"Sir, I would like to order your finest steak placed upon the grill and ruined."

If I ever open a restaurant people like you will be fed dog food.

You'd probably love it.
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>>728679542
well done and then i add 3-4 twists of salt, no sauce and fill the rest of the plate with potatoes
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Rare to medium, finish with a nice garlic and thyme butter, baste for a couple of minutes, rest, serve with balsamic reduction, top with chives, dollop of sour cream, add a couple of lightly broken breadsticks dipped in worcestershire sauce, sprinkle a bit of turmeric, garnish with a whiff of avocado and some lemon juice, just a touch of horseradish (sliced), cover with blue cheese and finish in the oven at the highest setting. Done.
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>>728681234
>this is the only acceptable way of eating steak
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Most steaks - Medium Rare though medium is good in steak tacos
Burgers - Almost always Medium
Lamb - Medium/Medium rare as it's already a more tender meat
Pork chops - Usually disgusting unless medium well
Chicken - 450 degrees for 35 minutes then 5 minutes on high broil
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>>728681936

Inb4 your restaurant gets shut down for serving uncooked and contaminated food since you refused to cook it.
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>>728681962
can be dangerous tho, i reheated a sirloin once and it fucking exploded when i opened the micro wave door
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>>728679542
Raw
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>>728679542
well done
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>>728682161

Shut up and eat your Kibbles and Bits.

DOWN!
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>>728681936
So you'd feed me raw steak?
Nothx.
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>>728679542
Well done with some ketchup
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>>728681936
>dog food
>eats raw meat

Nigga have you gone full retard?
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>>728682470
fuck off donald
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>>728679542
I don't eat that shit.
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>>728679542
Rare master race.
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>>728679703
This man gets it
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>>728682440
Dude, do you even meat ?
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i have never eaten a steak
i tried one in exclusive restaurant but it was too hard to cut it
t. european
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>>728679542
Medium. Though I'll eat anything between medium rare and medium well.
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>>728679542
Well done with ketchup
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>>728682721
Eastern Europe ?
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>>728679703
This. Its the perfect balance IMO. Not undercooked, yet done so the flavor is brought out.
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>>728681936
You're right, anon, but ffs learn to greentext so you aren't such an obvious newfag next time.
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>>728682764
Poland
we eat cutlets here and they are soft
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>>728680887
cooking it rare, doesn't give you e coli, you dense fuckwit. Of all the times I've had my steak medium rare to rare, i've never gotten a single parasite.
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>>728681937
Unless someone slobbered on that steak, I'd be surprised to hear that this juicy steak is anything above medium
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>>728680899
that you know of
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>>728681283
what is up with these autists praising this well-done bullshit. fuck off, retard.
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>>728682960
i just googled "steak and potatoes". I could honestly not even guess how cooked that steak is
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http://www.naturalnews.com/053886_undercooked_meat_toxoplasmosis_mental_rage.html
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>>728681068
>>728681283

didn't realize this was a cringe thread
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To all fucking underage fags here who think it is cool and edgy to eat raw meat fuck off. If I were your dad I would literally beat you so hard you would never say such garbage again such as "muh blue rare" nigga if you eat that shit you will sleep out from now on and I will feed you leftovers instead fucking cunt.
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>>728682899
You obviously have never been to a restaurant. If you look at any menu that has steak or any other sort of meat, you'll see a warning that talks about how undercooked meat can cause foodbourne illnesses.

>pic related for proof
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>>728683043
its the only one that is fucking cooked, lazy ass chefs not wanting to work should get fiered
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steak doesn't give you E. coli

ground beef does that
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>>728683308
>ground beef comes from a different animal than steak
Fucking retard
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>>728681225
you know you're at a fine establishment when they don't cook steaks past medium
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>>728682882
Okay, if you have the chance to go to France, Spain or Italy you can try there meat so easy to cut, so savouring... It would be a sacrilege to overcook it !

Germany and U.K. overcook it but in a good really slow way that even the worst parts will melt in your mouth like chocolate with an explosion of flavour.
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>>728682701
Yes but only when it's cooked.
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>>728679542
Depends on the cut and the discretion of the chef, but rarely have I enjoyed a steak well done more than I enjoyed a rare steak.
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>>728683308
well, i fry that shit till its black so there's no risk there
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>>728682721
Where the fuck in Europe do you live?

I'm a CroSlav and I eat steak almost daily.
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Tbh i don't like steak at all. Chickens where it's at.
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Prefer it medium. Like playing games on normal difficulty. Risk averse. If I must I'll eat any steak that isn't going to fight back.
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>been eating blue rare all my life
>muh intensine has no parasite fag!

Top kek. It is no wonder more than half of retarded americunts such as yourself have worms. Enjoy this huge worm leeching you faggot.
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Medium rare to medium
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>>728683521
Enjoy your Salmonella.
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>>728679542
You know? the last one isn't called overcooked or ruined, it's called WELL DONE, because the rest are fucking RAW.
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>>728679542
Medium for filet mignon. Medium-well for other beef cuts. That's where it's at, fam.
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>>728683604
I will. :)
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>>728679542
Medium well.
Everything else is shit tier.
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Medium Rare
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>thousands of years B.C.
>people ate raw meat
>no cancer

>2017
>more and more overcooked fags
>lot of cancer

Cook iz cancur
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>>728679542
rare, I like my food to bleed for me
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>>728683621
When a medium cooked steak is allowed to sit for several minutes, the heat from seared outside helps finish the cooking for the interior of the steak. It's perfection. Enjoy your expensive jerky, boy.
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>>728683757
You have that in reverse.
Cave people actually had to cook their meat to avoid many more parasites than we have today
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>>728683287
You can also get sick by swimming anywhere.
Did you know you can also get in a wreck if you drive? Stop being such a massive pussy and enjoy life.
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>>728683415
not sure if bait

E. coli is in the digestive tract/intestines so it can mix in with different varieties of ground beef and ground chuck

steak comes from a different part of the animal
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>>728683308
different part you jack ass, you obviously have not watched the cooking channel or have any culinary arts training. eat a dick, well done, faggot
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>>728683821
Rare is indeed master race but that isn't blood, dumbass.
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>>728680476
When you cut out a steak, the surfaces E.coli can live on are the ones getting cooked on the pan or grill. You won't find E.coli inside the meat.
The reason for the warnings about undercooked meat on menus, is because people also tend to ask for rare burgers. Minced meat is basically one big surface E.coli can live one, because it has been minced. So yeah a rare burger is at the consumers discretion.
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>>728679542
R A R E
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preferable with a pulse and it's udders still spurting milk. fuck it just give me a living cow.
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>>728683604
He's eating chicken, not salmon. Why don't you go be a nigger somewhere else while the grown ups talk about delicious food?
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>>728683033
Lmfao, you're a moron.
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>>728683847
Only for dirty meat who lives in its own poo (pork, chicken, indians...), otherwise there are no parasites if the meat is fresh!
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>>728679542
Medium Rare MASTER RACE...

Rare to Medium is acceptable...

Blue rare ...you might as well not have bother cooking at all...

Medium Well/Well done ...YOU JUST WASTED THAT GLORIOUS MEAT FAGGOT!
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>>728679542
anything from medium rare to medium well done
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>>728683925
what is it then
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>>728684063
>indians
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>>728683847
how the fuck did they know what temperature it was, or regulate the fucking heat? you dumb fucking nigger.
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>>728679542
i like mine medium well. i like a nice hot center but i do not like the outside of my steak burned.
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>>728684142
Myoglobin, I think it's called? Some type of protein.
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>>728683844
someone knows their shit
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>>728679542
Steak tastes like shit.
#Rekt
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>>728683909
Nigger, that's why you use good cuts to make your own ground meat. E-coli that shit, faggot.
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>>728684063
You eat indians?
Actually no, let me take this one further, you eat humans?
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>>728684002
>shitposting in a steak thread
literally thirteen years old
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>>728684171
By cooking in an open fire until the outside is charred.

If you ate a legit paleo steak you would probably bleed worms through your eyes.
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>>728683290
Do you have downs? It has nothing to do with a lazy chef. I know rich people who only eat their steaks medium rare. If you tried to feed me well done steak i would throw it at your head.
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>ITT internet strangers argue about their personal tastes in regards to a slab of fucking meat
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with a side of andy sixx shit log...warm n creamy edition
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>>728684203
More like hobglobin you litte faggot
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>>728679542
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>>728682470
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Europeans: well done/medium well
Amerifats: everything else
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>>728684319
>not enjoying shitposting banter
Summer has come early and so have I.
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they all taste the same
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>>728684280
yeah because I'm going to ground up a porterhouse every time I want a taco
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>>728680887
yea, but your wrong u fuckin autist
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I wonder what human tastes like.

I bet it's pretty good.
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>>728684349
go an hero, faggot
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>>728683439
that steak that i tried in exclusive restaurant was done in portugal, it was portugese restaurant
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>eating a gray steak
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>728683897
HURR DURR you got past the 1st grade. Now try to get past the 2nd grade.
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>>728679542
Medium well. I like dry food and always like to burn meat a little for that lightly charred taste. Flame grill everything. Rare is like jelly and I don't like the taste of blood.

People tell me how good rare/blue is and every time it's bad. It's always the same apologies and excuses like; the cook was bad or the meat wasn't a good cut or some other crap. I think you're all full of shit. Do whatever you want though.

If you go out to a restaurant the odds of getting a decent rare are so bad it's safer to just ask for medium and be done with it.
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>>728681659
i prefer mc donalds over steaks anyways...
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>>728684545
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>>728684551
you're*
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ITT: Amerifats
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>>728681937
looks absolutely disgusting
you are a fucking fail
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>>728684493
that's a meteorite
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>>728684304
I tried once with myself :

>be me
>around 17 or 18 at this time
>something weird on my hand
>letsburnthisshit.jpg
>that wasn't a ward maybe just amount of skin or w/ever.
>tried to burn it a couple of times.
>so burned that the skin went off.
>I'm fucking drunk and heavily bleeding.
>this is gonna hurt tomorrow
>geniousidea.png
>cicatrise it by burning it.
>worst idea EVER
>now it's painful af
>bleeding stops.
>funny smell from the burned cut

Cont...
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>>728679542
Just like my Sushi
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>>728680404
Underrated post
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>>728684538
Oi, fucktard. Don't misrepresent all Europeans with your personal preference.
I'm from northern europe and I like my steaks rare to medium rare, unless it is a really good cut, then I like blue rare.
But that is my personal preference and not something I project out on the rest of our continent.
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>>728684852
BASED
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>>728679542
Very well done is the only answer anything else is for neander niggers
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>>728684741
doesnt matter, im on the internet u kike
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>>728679542
Anything bellow Medium is shit tier.
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if you eat anything above medium, congratulations you are a fucking nigger. a filthy fucking white nigger.
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>>728684373
imagine painters going around telling people they should just keep the drywall as is and in a few years time people would defend it saying people with wallpapers or painted walls are plebs

>But Anon, the dust from those walls can hurt your lungs
>No they wont pleb, breathe It In
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>>728684917

I like to take bites directly from my deer, i literally bite its sides, doesnt much rarer than that
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>>728679542
Rare to medium-rare. I don't eat meat daily only to eat one extra expensive steak a month.
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>>728684917
get out of Europe
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>>728684656
I get this feeling that you're the skinny white kid who sits in the very back corner of the class and only talk to people in snider mannerisms. Grow up and be a man. Also most parasites are cooked off of the top layer of steaks. I took culinary classes for 3 years and never once have they told us "always cook steak to well done".
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>>728684549
Maybe not for tacos but for a good burger, why not use sirloin or another cheap-ish cut? Not saying to use ribeye although it would probably make a pretty good burger.
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Medium well. Anything higher is over cooked. Anything less is under cooked.
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>>728685091
You first and take your cooked to second death meat with you.
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I'll just add some salt and they're good to go
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>>728683290
the goy wants raw meat they have raw meat
>all them saved shekels on bills
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>>728683757
Medium to medium well is optimal for human consumption and digestion. If you over cook meat, it breaks it down to the base carbon and eating pure carbon can be very detrimental to our health. But eating anything more rare than medium for a prolonged period, has very bad effects to the intestinal lining. This irritation causes polyps to form and can lead to colon cancer.
Properly Cooked meat is easy to digest and moves quickly through the digestive tract. Raw meat takes much longer to break down and this causes it to pass very slowly and stary decaying while being digested. Our digestive system is exactly the same as an herbivore, the reason we can eat alot "more" meat than other herbivores is not because we are "special" or omnivores. Its because we cook our meat. Prove me wrong, eat an entire raw porterhouse steak and try not to vomit or die.

You do realize even cavemen cooked meat. Right? Sometimes they would eat small amounts of raw meat just like any animal found in nature to supplement their diets as needed.

You also do know, life expectancy was like 25 years or less at that time. Right? Most people don't normally get cancer at younger ages. Its when we hit the age of 50 our bodies have issues replicating cells, which allows the cancer cells to grab ahold easier since its host cells are not being replaced as often so it has time to replicate itself.
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>>728685070
>Implying a wall is the same thing as a steak
I'm seriously starting to think I'm arguing with an actual retard at this point.
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>>728685237

Overcooked, the light from your kitchen cooked them at a molecular level, literally inedible
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>>728684828
>decide to lick it like you do on a burn.
>quite good but painful
>suck it
>still painful, the taste is awesome thought!
>it hurts but it hurts also when I let it on the open.
>decide to disinfect it with the vodka I was drinking.
>drink to forget the pain
>(maybe pass-out, I don't remember the end of this night)
...
>few days later
>addict on sucking my hand while it is cicatrizing.
>really long to do so
>the solid cover start to form..
...
>days pass
>now the crust looks like fucking plastic

Cont
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Is "not enough money for steak" an option?
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>>728683844
This guy knows his culinary arts.
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>>728679851
This
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>>728680476
It must be hard being you
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As a butcher you people well done fags sicken me the best way to cook a steak is
>put the pan,bbq, shopping trolley on a low heat a dash of olive oil
>let it sit till the blood rises to the top flip let it sit till blood agian rises remove from heat
> let it rest for 5 minutes
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>>728685309
Is "good quality" raw meat less harmful to you than "bad quality" meat? I really enjoy eating raw meat but am reluctant to do it because its said to be bad for you
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>>728685312
Obviously not, but in this hypothetical scenario the wall is equally unfinished as the rare steak.
The craftsman has not done his craft!
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>>728679851
>>728680359
>>728683844

>this is what amerifats believe
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>>728684373
Having bloody fluids on your plate and fancing raw unprocessed meat is a fashion thing. But autistic like vaping, fedoras and such.
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Well done with ketchup.
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>>728685791
fancing?
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>>728679542
2x times the cancer plz!
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>>728685890
Fag
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>>728685346
This
you have to be a woman to like it that way, all taste is simply destroyed from overheating. Eating it in such state gives you permanent gay and aids.
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>>728685890
Fag
Ur so gay i had to say it twice
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>>728679542
I prefer tofu. You should, too.
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>>728679542
blue rare, rare and medium rare are icky
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>>728685648
Very small amounts, you can infact eat raw. Think of it as a special treat. Kind of like sushi, but with land animals.

Bad quality meat is just a less flavorful part of the cut, so it has alot less fat content marbled into it. Also the meat is a bit mushy in comparison to good quality meats.
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>>728679542

Rare or medium rare, any more than that it's burned any less and it's cold
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>>728686174
U prob prefer dick to right
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>>728686174
That is not steak though.
I like tofu, but it will never be steak.
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>not ripping the meat directly with your teeth off of the animals
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>>728679542
There you go
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>>728685631
>letting meat rest
This is the most important part. Without this even a medium rare steak could get dry. But olive oil? What are you a faggot? Use butter.
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>>728686174
Tofu is literally toxic for humans.
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>man eats cat alive.webm
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>>728685648
>>728686185
this, but it's also a good idea to get checked for parasites regularly, just in case. My friend eats industrial qualities of homemade beef jerky and he just eats one pill for parasites every month and he's good.
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I only used to eat well done cuz my mom worked in grocery stores all her life and knows all shit health and was always paranoid of rare steak. I love medium but haven't had medium rare or less cooked.
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>>728686174
How the fuck can you prepare Tofu like that? I tried many times to make tofu and it always turned out like shit, much less tasty than one bought in a restaurant.
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So much concern about about E. coli! Where the fuck do you people buy your beef?
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>>728682756
oh hue
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>>728686450
Butter is good for adding fat content to the cheaper cuts. If you have a good enough cut, olive oil (not virgin) is perfectly fine. It also gives a bit more of a thin crispy sear on the outside.
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>>728686299
This, exactly.
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Medium.

Heat chemically breaks down foods transforming them into a better tasting product. Lack of heat (or rareness) compromises the transformation of the meat. Overlooking it compromises the texture and integrity of the meat.

It's a matter of taste, but generally steak that is medium rare to medium is best in my opinion. Rare fails to properly transform the meat and medium well starts pushing into ruining the texture and juice of the meat itself.

Medium is best.
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>>728679542
rare
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>>728686473
I cosign this. Thought tofu was healthy as shit until I read the same studies this anon probably read.
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>>728686753
>heat chemically breaks down food transforming them into a better tasting product

Lmao, no.

Feel free to bite into a raw steak and a cooked steak with zero seasoning and tell me how well it tastes.
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>>728679542
rare with vinegar and mushrooms
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>>728686788
Dubs of truth.
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>>728686753

What about beef tartar? That's nice. Does the mincing break down the mean in a similar way to cooking?
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>>728685372
>lift the crust a little
>pain
>vodka.zip
>lift the crust a little more
>looks like the crust of a fucking alien egg
>took me 3 days to slowly lift it off
>figured that leaving my skin breathe would help
>always almost gooey (fuckin disgustin)
>re burn it
>tastes good
>continue to burn it
>Smokey taste
>By burning it and sucking it now it fucking melts in my mouth

Cont
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>>728686903
I've never put plain vinegar on a steak but this sounds pretty nice actually.
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A recent study associates liking meat raw(blue) with low intelligence, because of the supposedly being closer to your primitive ancestors that ate raw meat
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>>728679542
Meat is for pathetic virgins and rednecks. It's 2017, stop killing and eating animals. We do not need to do it anymore.
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>>728686551
Alrighty, thanks buds
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Rare is the true patrician tier

if you go above medium rare you are a little baby
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>>728686901
Anon, in order to unlock flavor you need to break down the fats in the meat, raw meat will have no taste other than plain meat. A cooked steak without any seasoning will have a rendered fat taste which depending in the animals diet tastes amazing. You should try a cup of rendered bear fat after berry season passes. It will taste alot like the berries they ate. If you get a bear after hibernation the fat tastes like shit and is only good for cooking oil.
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>>728686788
Dubs tell no tales
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>>728687139
I don't "need" to do anything that's awesome, but my soul would slowly die if I didn't, so basically fuck you. I'll leave you to make these choices for yourself and I ask you to leave me to do the same.
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>>728687139

I'm going to buy twice the amount of meat now and just throw half of it away. I can afford it. So your being vegetarian is now negated. That's what you get for being a cunt.
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>>728687195
Check your temp privilege
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>>728687139
Oh, but slaughtering millions of plants is okay?

You do know its been shown that plants feel pain? They have a few studies done on this topic. So for you to think you are morally superior is retarded. If you gave any animal you can name, the chance it would eat you in a heartbeat.
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>>728681283
Best troll image ever
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>>728687135
zoozle, I am pretty sure that corrupted american scientists will come up with something similar one day
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>>728687495
Fuck that. I'm going to go shoot a deer and leave it.
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>>728686788
Tofu is delicious, but soy is a gainz killer.
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>>728681068
cringed the whole time i read it
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>>728685729
Its time to stop posting.
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>>728687074
>hole im my hand
>wtf.gif
>let it cicatrize
>feel for the call of Smokey Hand twice after that.
>I still have the mark (picture related)

And that's how I tasted myself anon.
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>>728685791
>eating unprocessed meat
Enjoy your high blood pressure from excess salt consumption
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>>728687710
correction:
>not eating unprocessed meat.
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>>728679542
medium, on the grill, Chicago steak salt
Prefer filet or center cut sirloin, or even rib eye or NY strip
Don't like t-bone.
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>>728687688
(I'm in my thirties now)
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>>728681937
Does that steak have cum on it?
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Anyone else here get a steak just to gnaw on the bone?
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>>728688048
Whoa there faggot, no need to get all excited. That's just butter.
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>>728681659

If you have to put sauce on your steak to make it edible....youve never had real steak.
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>>728688089
Well I also get it for the meat, but gnawing on the bone and sucking out the marrow is also a good part of eating a steak.
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>>728688089
Raw or cooked?

Are you at least eating the marrow too? Because bone marroe is fucking amazing. Especially in the femur, it has a great fatty content to it that makes it like candy.
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I just wanted to let you guys know that im a vegan
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>>728688299
What a waste of dubs.

Here's your (You)
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>>728687586
>You do know its been shown that plants feel pain? They have a few studies done on this topic
Oh yeah well wikipedia says they don't feel pain plus they are even close to animals.

> If you gave any animal you can name, the chance it would eat you in a heartbeat.
My cat would never eat me.
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>>728688299
Good for you, more steak for the rest of us.
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>>728688299

Kek.

Exactly what vegans are like. You can meet one and be talking about fucking anything and they manage to shoehorn that they are a vegan into the conversation.
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>>728688394
Seriously, if you stopped feeding your cat amd just passed out on the floor your cat would eat your face. Literally. There are documented accounts for it.

Also Wikipedia is retarded for retarded people that should need a license to google.

This is a video and study posted by the Smithsonian, so its credibility holds much higher than the first search on Google.

https://youtu.be/fGLABm7jJ-Y

Damned, idiots dont know how to read shit anymore. They see a headline and assume its the full story.
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>>728688240
Have you ever had barbecued marrow?
Where they cut a cows femur in half and grill marrow in the bone?
It's delicious.
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>>728688394

No one would eat you because you are a filthy cunt.
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>>728679542
Medium-rare, reverse seared
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>>728688751
My cat is also a vegan and hasn't had meat in over a year so no it wouldn't eat me
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>>728688868

Kek
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>>728688798
I like sheep, it has a better fat content. But yeah ive had that same thing. I think it was baked though. Still god damn amazing.
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>>728685791
That's the thing though. It's not blood.
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>>728680476
Maybe in your shitskin country, where most of /b/ lives the meat isn't ridden with diseases.
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>>728688868
Well, your cat is dead. Im sorry you had to find out this way.
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>>728679542
Well done. Any pink is disgusting.
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>>728688945
Oh don't get me started on mutton fat and marrow.
The meat almost comes out third for me when it comes to sheep. Damn now I'm craving mutton and I'm poor as fuck.
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>>728689217
Same, here. These threads always remind me that im hungry.
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>>728689217

Yeah I agree. Fucking it comes first, Marrow second and then the meat.
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medium is perfect, medium well is too much, medium rare is still edible, rare is disgusting
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>multiple hominid species discover cooking through generations of trial and error
>live in time of electric stove and leading brand grills
>fatties eat their meat raw
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>>728679542
Saignant
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>>728682098
Unless you ground that shit up 5 min ago, you never eat ground beef under well done. You can eat moat steak safely because the meat hasn't been exposed to air inside
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>>728689524
You dislike sushi?
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>>728689524

Yeah...raw meat if making us fat. You are like those doxy fuckers on the weight loss programs.

"Well Jessie, for dinner I eat two buckets of fried chicken, a box of doughnuts, bag of chips and gallon of coke but but I think it was that rare steak at lunch that's made me fat."
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>>728689769
Are you retarded? The reason you dont eat pre packed ground beef is because it comes from several animals. Where if yiu get a nice cut of angus beef, have them grind it up in front of you, as long as the meat doesn't spoil its fairly safe to eat in small amounts, just like amy meat.
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>>728679542
Rare
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i like mein very well done, just like auschwitz
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>>728689383
I find myself pretending that I'm not hungry a lot recently.
>>728689390
I don't know if I'd be able to eat anything I've fucked, or fuck a sheep for that matter.
I was thinking more along the lines of the parts of a sheep I prefer eating first, which is marrow, fat and then meat.
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Like my women beaten and raw
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>>728690082

Grinding meat generally introduces bacteria. You can hang a steak up for a month and just cut the mould off and eat the rest. Try that with ground beef.
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>>728690082
Nah, even blue steak gets seared on the outside because of air exposure. Gives shit time and oxygen to grow
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>>728690305
Its a good thing. You hear of the guy that went like 380 days without eating at all. He only drank water and survived off his fat storage.

http://www.menshealth.com/health/craziest-diet-ever
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>>728690305

Oh...yeah... that's what I meant to say...

Auto correct changed eating the fat to fucking the animal.
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>>728679542
>>728680476
here's your (you)
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>>728690520
>>728690533
All you are stating is that the meat spoils faster being ground up. Which is very true.


If you kept pure ground meat at an optimal cool temp and away from oxygen, the beef wont spoil or grow bacteria. As long as the cut of meat doesn't have parasites before being ground up you are fine to eat it raw in small amounts.

Like i said, as long as the meat dont spoil its safe to eat as long as you are aware of the cuts used to make the mince.
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>>728690636
That sounds unhealthy, surviving on fat storage also means brain fat. Short circuiting my brain to lose weight doesn't sound appealing to me.
Exercise and everything in moderation is more my speed.
>>728690859
Hey don't let me shame you, what you do with your flock is no concern of mine.
Just don't offer me sausages made from any sheep you've buggered.
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>>728687027
Well mincing certainly physically transforms it. I'm not a huge fan, but it certainly adds tenderness.

Folks don't seem to understand why they pay for marbling. The post above was giggling like an idiot that heat doesn't transform a steak, but of course it does. It enriches the flavor by breaking down the marbling (which is how you judge certain cuts to begin with). You have the sear which adds texture and contrast to the meat.

It depends on the cut, but that's the bar of a talented chef...to be able to transform quality products into delicious food. Anybody who doesn't understand that heat both transforms (and can also ruin) that food isn't much of a chef.
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>>728691169
The Brain is not made of fat. Also there are studies saying fat on the brain can cause cognitive dissonance.

As long as your brain is geting some form of fuel either carbs or ketones it will ve just fine. The only side effects you might face are just slightly slower thought response time and the feeling if being sluggish. This is because ketones are like plain unleaded gasoline and carbs are like the premium with some high octane booster added. So in comparison you might feel a bit slower for a little bit.
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>>728687135
Wow, what a way to find out I'm a fucking retard ape man.
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>>728679542
half burnt half blue rare
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>>728687135
Sounds like the same kind of study that would conclude that Donald "well done with ketchup" Trump is a genius.
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>>728684443
Here's a pity reply for your valiant yet futile efforts to make this a meme
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Medium
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>>728692751
You really shouldn't have done that tbh.
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medium well for me :D
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Medium or medium rare
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>>728683287

Not if you live in a country with standards
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if my steak isn't pink I won't eat it
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Depends on the cut and quality. While a filet is perfect rare (preferably Pittsburgh,) you'd want to cook a ribeye longer to render some of the fat.
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I find blood incredibly disgusting on stakes so 100% done
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>>728695182
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Boiled with milk and served with raw jelly beans
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>>728679542
Medium well is fantastic desu.
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>>728679542

Medium to medium well. However, a steak cooked to well done is the worst. At least blue rare can be fixed.

Medium well > medium > medium rare > rare > blue > well done

The only thing worse than actual well done is what the call well done at a Denny's.
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Bimp
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>>728697361
Why the fuck would you ever eat at Dennys
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Rate my steak /b/
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>>728679542
Rare or blue rare if it's a lean cut.
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>>728697526
Not him, but because there aren't any Waffle Houses up north?
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>>728697361

Ohh but if you got a shitty cut like cube steak batter dip that shit and deep fry it.

>>728697526

Because I love breakfast. A buddy of mine ordered his steak well done there even after I told him to go with medium well (the only two choices, how shitty) and he was brought an abomination.
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>>728686174
Enjoy your fuller breasts, phytoestrogen boy
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>>728697595
Overcooked with too high a heat
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>>728696529
Fuck off, Charlie
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>>728681172

How dare you disparage the mighty sweet potato!
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>>728697937
Nigga what? That shit looks medium well to me. Or are you one of those "rare only" fags?
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If I make it myself, like mine blue rare or extra rare. I get the pan hot, cook first side 1 min, second side 2 min, then take off heat for 5 min.

At a restaurant, I order rare.
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>>728679542
Seared but raw. Black pepper, salt, and butter as seasoning.
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>>728697937
What? How? I purposefully sear the outside of steak with high heat at first, but after that.....
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>>728698150
Oops i mean 2 mins first side 1min other side.
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>>728695182
>cooking it doesn't make the blood dissapear it just makes the myoglobin become reduced and appear brown instead of red
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On a cheap cut i cover the shit out of it with Montreal Steak Spice lol
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>>728679679
Butter isnt sweet dumbass
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>>728679542
Medium well
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