Can anyone help a poorfag tow his car? I'm stuck on the

Shameful self bump. Please anons I'm stuck and have no one to turn to.

where you at

>>728652878
It deprends. Are you chinrese marn?

>>728652878

prove it

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where you at anon

>>728653592
plz no

/b/ro where you at

>>728653242
Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A. I was hoping an anon can quickpay with chase.

Timestamp and I'll probably head over
Where are you?

>>728653675
Timestamp fag

>>728653658
,

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>>728653558
Here you go.

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heres some porn for whilst you're waiting.. where you at dude?

>>728653747
Timestamp needed

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>>728653803
I have no pen on me friend-o
Best I can do.

>>728653749
Not OP but, Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A. I was hoping an anon can quickpay with chase.

>>728653959
Spit on windshield, write /b/.
Gas tank empty? Engine problems?

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>>728652878
Suck a nigga dick or something

>>728653959
kek
you better start pushing your shitbox

>>728652878
err 4chan isnt your familly dude

Na get Fucked ya black cunt

Keep trying, there's bound to be someone who can help you out.

>>728652878
Your insurance company may have a free towing service. Geico does, and so do some others. Call and check.

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>>728654296
Thanks for the support, anon.
I'm hoping eventually can help me out. I can pay back in a couple of weeks.

>>728653592
Reply

>>728653747
Oh fuck if real hold up a cup or something take pic. If you're really there I can just pick up your car. That's right off of where I work in a tow truck driver. This better be real though fag.

>>728653749
Reply

>>728654369
don't you have any friends or family?

I'll help you OP.
But you got to pay $40.

>>728653592 okay.
>>728654441

>>728654361
This. although usually that comes with comprehensive, which poorfags aren't known for having.

>>728652878
Why dont you pay, by sucking a dick?

>>728654369
Hold up a cup and take a pic I'll come tow your car

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>>728652878
Why don't you pay with a dick suck?

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>>728654478
Here's this McBurger cup.
>>728654515
Nobody can help me.
>>728654520
I have 10 dollars in my account. Sorry friend

>>728654591
Bless you anon
See>>728654726

>>728654726
OP seems legit guys, unfortunatly I don't live nearby.
Towtruckfag is still around?

>>728654726
T'was a joke don't worry
On my way

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>>728654909
Bless this site and you especially.
I'm in a shity dark red 98 Bravada.

>>728654909
Take pics and post for posterity

>>728655009
no, take pics and post for AUSTERITY

>>728654992
Why are you broke anon? No job? Shitty life happening? Tell us

>>728654909
wait are you for real gonna help out this poor anon?

post pics please

>>728654726
Oh shit your not a nig nog. Cool then I shouldn't be long my shift starts at 8. It'll take me 15 mins to get to you after that hang in there. Just got to tell em I'm taking the truck for a ride.

>>728654909
HERO

>>728655134
Oh you're gonna go there? Awesome
It would have taken me 40+ minutes just to get there
>>728654992
Sorry fam, gonna have to trust this guy I'm too far out

>>728654909
Fuck this fag I'm the real tower. Be ther 15 after 8:00 like I said in my post above.

>>728655076
this
tell us anon while we wait for tow truck anon

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>>728655076
I'm just a wage-slave who was due for maintenance and broke down. No insurance on this 19 year old beate of a car. I was gonna call the guys that junk cars and and tow for free and try to uber as close to home with my 10 bucks. But I thought about you guys and had hopes. And I'm just so overjoyed this worked. I'll be arounds more often and pay it forward if anyone is in need in the future.

>>728655264
oh shit

TOW WAARRRR

Bumping for nicefags.

>>728655391

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Im at real tow truck driver, im coming to you're aid be like 20-30 minutes. but you have to suck a dick..

>>728655264
I got you guys to keep me company.
Will absolutely send pics when all is done.

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>>728655264
With god's speed anon.

>>728655264
Nigger i'm too far out anyways
You're doin me a favor

>>728655461
Im just fucking woth you op im no tower, well good luck with your issue fag kek

>>728655461
Why not just push it off the highway and thumb a ride until you can get someone to come pick it up?

>>728655500
Suck my dick asswhole

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>>728653592
I fucking hate this board.

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Push your car in the middle of the highway someone will bound to help? Then suck a dick

>>728655718
Autism at its finest

>>728655536
Fuck you I'm about to be leaving, quit saying you're me assholes.

cum in my ass daddy

>>728655764
Triggered neckbeard faggot is triggered

>>728655764
>>728652878
Dont worry op im on my way just give me an extra hour thou I ran into an issue.

So what is the update OP? Someone is one the way to help you out or?

It will be nice if faith can be restored a little in human kindness..

>>728655847
>>728652878
This isnt free thou btw, I want your ten bucks

Still bumping for nicefaggotry.

>>728652878
I will be there in 30 mins
And then i am gonna rape you

>>728655871
Gtfo queer

>>728655718
I was about to ask what's that from because it was familiar but after reading "suck a dick", I remembered instantly and said "Cockmeat sandwich" outloud

>>728655909
Then a dick suck..

>>728652878
Be there in 10 op to fiddle your cock

>>728655871
Someone says they're on the way and I'm hopeful. A lot of people are saying they're him and saying it was a joke. But we'll see I guess.

>>728652878
Dont worry op ill call a local tow company for you and tell them your paying on the spot

Op still here?

This is Illinois Highway Patrol, it is illegal to solicit towing on a Hungarian basalt mining forum, stop your assistance immediately. We will be in the vicinity shortly, right after I check my keys.

a bunch of people should show up, throw a roadside party and never actually tow his car

>>728656064
I'm him, it was a joke

I got AAA here's my numbers fo fo fo to fo fo.i how that helps

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>>728656085
If dubs you do this

Could we stop with the fiddling of the cocks please.

>>728656231
Roll

>>728655928

>>728656161
Proof faggot.

>"Hey Tom my car broke down on the highway, can you tow it?"
>"Sure Bill, where are you?"
>"Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A"
>"Alright i'll be there in 1 hour, but wait, we can get some Internet-fame out of this, go on this page called 4chan, there will be lots of letters, go on /b/ and start a thread, tell them you need help and i will pretend i don't know you and come to your help. They'll aks you to prove it with a timestamp or something, just do it."
>"Sure but why?"
>"Trust me dude it will be so cool"

>>728656231
One more time

>>728655937
Ha ha little sissy boy, go to your fantasy place and play with your tiny stones with a sharp instrument.. try and cut them off if you can find them.. do the world a favour and die.. nigga bitch.. of all the sperm cells you dad hardly could get out of his rusty pipe he calls a dick, then you where the strongest? That is sad.. really really sad.. I guess you don't have many opportunities in life with your inbreed trailer trash poor mum on the bedsheet to make enough money to pay for her meth..

Bitch boy..

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>>728656302
Whether you beleive it or not, it's happening and I'm so greatful.

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Did you suck a dick yet? Hitchhikers way of the road..

>>728656379
Autistic reddit queer triggered

>>728656302
A little far fetched

>>728656463
I called a tow company for u, enjoy ur new debt

>>728653592
sooo funney xDDDDD

Lurking coz I love nicefags. World (and especially 4chan) needs more top bros.

>>728656528
No pls.

please write when something happens!

Best thread I've seen in a while.

Don't think they're gonna show guise sorry op, unless op is getting helped now?

>>728655928

>>728652878
Hey anon i will come for you, tow you and give you 10$ if you suck my dick. Deal?

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>>728657023
Op here. Still waiting. From what was said he should be on his way but there is traffic

>>728657207
Please let this happen.

>>728657207

so whats on the agenda today, anon? i stayed home sick from work

>>728657207
Will order you pizza while you wait OP.
3 pizzas enough??

>>728657207
I called sanchez >>728657286
towing company for u, brb ima call 5 more local ones

>>728657318
I work nights and was on my way home. I'll go straight to bed after posting pics.

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>>728652878
OP did you do it yet?

>>728653658
sigh

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Come on 4chan towfag
I want to see the good of this Fucking hell spawn of a board known as /b

Pic for discussion while you wait

>>728657779
Damn two off anon

What the fuck is that shit...

>>728657779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_ylZURpZc

>>728657863
Yep goldfag here
Gep

>>728657412
Kek'd

>>728652878
You done blowing towfag yet?

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>>728657779
Wtf is that you fucken faggot

>>728658152
I don't know, woke up with very similar this morning, thought it would help, like ribbed for her pleasure type thing, what u think?

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I paid $40 for this. Did I get ripped off?

>>728658112
Op, post pic of towfags cock in your gob and it can go down as the day 2 anon's delivered.

>>728658283
I could of got you a better deal...

>>728652878
Op you still here???

>>728658377
Dubz of truth

>>728657207
Well fuck me I got railed by a cop and they found out I was driving under suspension. Caught me by Clinton! I'm sorry anon, I was going to quit today too. Fuck it guess getting fired works too. They called my work to get the truck. We're both fucked now.

>>728658436
I'm still here.

>>728657779

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Op any luck yet

>>728658617
Pic flipping bird with ring finger and I will try to get your tow covered.
>In before richfag

>>728658758
Still waiting. Hopefully i wasn't rused

>>728658683

WTF
20% of you mother fuckers have this shit!

>>728658539
I told them of you're situation though hope maybe a cop at least helps ya but you know Illinois cops. Fucking cunts

Its a ruse.

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>>728658796
I'm waiting on the tow truck anon
But help is help

>>728658841
Seems legit
Keep us updated

Op here. Getting weary, what are you guys doing today?

>>728659219
Taking a shit

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>>728652878
Cops dont give a shit about anyone they aint obligated to help you, they against you?

>>728658958
Call and get me a quote for these fucks and I will probably PayPal them for ya

>>728658958
Hey anon. I've been you before. I remember being 19 or 20 and the car I'd literally been holding together with duct tape finally had enough. Buick Skyhawk. I can help if everyone else is bullshit.

>>728659264
Shit forgot this part
(312) 386-7089

>>728659247
Cop here
Fuck you

>>728659264
Such a trap tho, give him some money now then.

>>728659219
Take a nap dood. If towfag is coming he will wake you up

i will come over and help you.
since trump didn't build a intercontinental usa-europe highway yet i need to check when i can take a fly. i could be in new york next thursday. i will need to rent a car there and come over. just stay there till friday and everything will be fine. i'm on my way now!

Hope Op dont get shoot!

PRAY FOR OP!

ACAB

>>728659245
Not bad. >>728659264
I'll see what they charge.
>>728659295
I'm just waiting on the hero of the thread. Don't know how long traffic can hold him back

>>728656180
Kek

I drove an old Mercedes for a while, live in the country. Got stuck in town one day after work, because it had done this before, but it just wouldn't start. Waited for almost two hours to try an start the car, then had it towed home.

I am in a better situation now, but I always feel for the guys stranded on the side of the road. I've been there and it sucks.

>>728659445
Call the number (312) 386-7089
I checked they take PayPal.
I will pay them if it ain't stupid money

>>728659402

#PRAY4OP

>>728659539
I don't know your PayPal though or if you're legit

>>728659563
The fuck outta here wit your hashtags
This ain't Glitter
Nignog

>>728653592
replayyyyyyy

>>728657779
Catdick Syndrome

>>728653749
replayyyyyyy

>>728659640

You Can’t #FLIMFLAM The #ZIMZAM

>>728659629
I said get me a quote for your specific situation. If the cost isn't stupid. I will call and PayPal them the funds to tow you.
I'm not just sending anon gibs.
But you set it up with them and I will do my best to cover it.

HOLY SHIT!!!

OH SHIT! TURN ON CNN!

NEW YORK JUST GOT NUKED!

GET HOME NOW AND STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/10/headlines/nuclear-explosion-new-york-city/index.html

I'm going to drown myself if this doesn't happen.

>>728659808
Page doesn't exist though

>>728659808
Fag,
I did click through

>>728659808
I live in nyc

>>728659800
I'd split it with you anon. If you want to post your paypal and how much half is I'll send it to you.

>>728659998
Let's see if op does his part...

>>728659800
They aren't picking up for me.
>>728659998
Appreciate ya anon but I have only 10 bucks and can't afford even half

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>>728652878
R.I.P OP body dumped at side of the road, with comdom left in ass with skeet inside

>>728659998
It would be awesome to see /b come through on this for a change.
Also nice almost quad/cheap tripps

>>728660128
only niggers say

>skeet

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>>728660128
It was towfag suspect

lurking, come on b, do it.

>>728660125
Op, he was offering to split the cost with me.
Call around find a fucking tow shop that'll take Fucking PayPal that I can then call and pay for it.
I don't know the specifics enough to get the quote for ya.
Honestly trying to do a good deed for a change.
But you gotta do your part b/ro

Im in kankakee. What kind of help are you looking for

>>728660360
>>728659998

Well thanks to you both I'm calling this place and gonna look for others that take paypal

>>728660360
Yes, I was offering to split the cost with the other anon. If anyone else wants to chip in that would be great. Hopefully the original towtruck heros show up and the point will be Moot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w-jYqu6ysk

>>728660613
Cool, just get it done before page 404's

Tow truck hero still here?

So no-ones nicefaggin?

>>728660739
No reddit queer

>>728660698
He said he got pulled over for suspended license. Probably bs

OP, hope you get some help soon. Being stranded sucks. Maybe, >>728660360
can help you out.
>>728658539
If legit, show ticket/summons.

>>728653592
5151

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What the hell is going on with the towtruck?!!?

>>728658864
>>728658683
Can confirm. I'm uncut and have that shit. At least they are small and I barely notice them outside the shower. Thanks kind anon for telling me about this. I was about to cut them off.

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Post to keep this bumped

>>728661041
You're welcome anon.
Get that shit lazered if you ever want a bj

I'm calling bs guys. If OP was legit he'd be all over the 2 nicefags offering to split the cost but instead they are having to ask him repeatedly to find out costs etc. He would have done that in seconds if legit.

If you're just a poor fat and can't buy food/weed just say OP.

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For op

>>728661192
Damnit I'm trying to diet, now I'm just even more hungry..

>>728661192
ewww...

Okay, I'm still monitoring this to help op out, but I'm starting to lose interest. Did OP actually get his tow?

>>728661168
Nicefag here. Starting to think same, but that's why I had him do the ring finger pic, thought he was legit.
Waiting to see though

This needs to happen, someone cap if it does

>>728661054
as a christian these are also my beliefs

well, gays should be stoned to death or just having the everloving shit beaten out of them til they shit blood so everytime their boyfriend fuckes them their cocks are smeared with shitty blood

furthermore, I wish women could just learn to stay the fuck at home nd keep my fucking house clean but my mum can't even do that shit right, stupid fucking bitch, if she was as smart as me then she's just claim benefits and she could stay more time at home cooking and cleaning and doing bitch stuff

Sometimes I think islam actually has the right idea but I don't like the fact that they do not seperate the church from the state. Being told what to do by some kiddyfucking priest is just fucking crazy. I hope the pope calls another crusade soon

Maybe the guy showed up and he's busy. Can't imagine he's doing much else.

UPDATE, OP here, turns out some anon did call the tow truck but did not pay and apparently told them I had cash so I'm still stuck here and almost got beat by an angry tow truck driver named Ricardo. Guess I'll start walking now

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>>728661158
Oboi, laser costs like $2k. If anything I might try the 3P Gel first and see how that goes.

>>728661746
Would he not take PayPal?

bumping for op, god speed

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>>728661746
pics of tow truck car or its fake , ur not op

>>728660360
I'm on hold i might get qoute about maybe being able to pay with paypal

>>728661746
That's fucked

>>728661807
It's fake so obviously OP didn't find out.

>>728661746
From Aztlan Auto Services? I've been looking for the nearest places around you. I can't pay, but I figured I could do some digging. According to yelp, Aztlan is auto repair, says nothing about towing.

>>728661389
Calling places now about 4 already said no I'm not sure what to google. I'll keep trying the one you linked too.

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>>728661862
PayPal nicefag here,
I got shit to do, ya got until 10:45 eastern time and then I'm out

>>728653675
>Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A
Is in the Berkeley area, area code (708).

>>728661746
When you think /b/ it going to help a /b/ro out. Buy Op instead gets sent an angry Ricardo.

ITT fag wanted help but was too lazy and retarded to do the ground work so everyone headed back to the trap threads. Well done op

>>728662068
>>728662159

>>728662163
>Angry Ricardo
Is that anything like a Dirty Sanchez?

>>728662270
Kek'ed

One would think op would be blowing this thread up. Hey PayPal fag, it's 10:42, can I have the money instead? Its for hookers and blow, my car works fine.

>>728662167
Not OP but I'm having a hell of a time trying to find anywhere that actually accepts paypal.
EFS and COMCHEX all day long, but paypal? Nada.

>>728653592
Fuck

>>728653749
>>728653749
FOR FUCK SAKES

>>728653592
Lol

OP here. UPDATE. Waiting on a call back about a 90 charge but need him to confirm he accepts paypal. Sounds like they might

>>728653658
Ha

>>728661693
swallow the open end of a shotty

>>728662778
OP again
Here's my paypal https://www.paypal.me/etorres6994
Waiting on a call back for the actual price.

>>728662778
Good luck, anon.

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>>728662778
PayPal nicefag still here, I'll give ya some more time....

>>728653592

>>728662960
Please see
>>728662920
He says it'll be 90 but the driver has to drive here first. They can take me home.
Their PayPal is
[email protected]
When he's here I'll post pics and confirm price

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>>728662920
Nigga I will pay for a tow company I can verify.
Not just sending gibs to your anon PayPal

>>728663224
Ok

>>728663224
Is this legit going to happen? That paypal address seems legitish...I'm so naive. Can't believe I'm still monitoring this thread. OP will prevail I'm sure. Worst case scenario is I'll be duped out of 100 bucks, which has happened more than once.

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>>728663281 OP here waiting on the driver now. He'll confirm the price said 90 on the phone but wants the driver to get the payment first when he shows up.
>>728663224
Again their Paypal is here
Mine is
paypal.me/etorres6994

>>728663281
>Nigga I will pay for a tow company I can verify.
>Not just sending gibs to your anon PayPal

As a person of money I hate this.

I've been taken so often "Well you sent me the money but then a friend promised to buy dinner but forgot his money..." now if I give it's direct to the creditor.

>>728663490
Yo my daughter is kidnapped and they want a 100 bucks for her. Im poor though.

Hey OtherNiceFag - I'll send $45 to [email protected] via Paypal if you do. Deal?

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>>728663500
Just let me know when they are there and I will send payment

>>728663627
You got to the punchline too quickly....gotta suck me in a bit...try something about being stranded on the side of the road...

>>728663720
Ok. Waiting on op

>>728663696
That watch needs cleaned anon.

>>728663774
Agreed

>>728663720
I cant really play poor, hows this;

im not stranded anywhere but im sitting in her room right now, just looking at old pics. i fucking hate myself for getting drawn into the whole drugcartel business, all it took was one deal gone wrong and they took her, saying she'll die if i dont pay up. I have nothing, i fucking sleep on a blanket, i dont know what to do.

>>728663748
Okay then. I guess we wait for the tow truck along with OP...

>>728663978
She's dead.

>>728663978
Well that's unfortunate. Is it real? They took your kid?

>>728663502
>a person of money
and retarded
Anon wants to pay direct to the company, not OP.

>>728663748
>>728663628
Thank you guys. OP here I got confirmation the driver is on the way. It will be 90 dollars and I will post a pic of the tow truck when he's here if you'd want to send it then.

>>728663720
My dog popped a hole in the air mattress I sleep on in my dad's living room and now my back hurts after 12 hours of gaming and chugging cheetos flavored soda pop. Please send me funds for a new bed. Also I'm stranded on the side of the road. paypal.me/Jameson84

>>728663978
Panties on head with timestamp

>>728664126
uhm... yes sure. everything is real.

>>728664126
Yes they took her. Maybe it was a good thing her mother was killed last year, no way she could handle this it would have broken her. My daughter is only 5 years old and they fucking took her away like she was trash.

>>728664150
What do when op is rescued

>>728664322
She is trash

>>728664150
Ok waiting

>>728664322
And they're only asking for $100.... damn Nicaraguans.

>>728664344
we make a party! a big one!

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>>728664150
>[email protected]
Hope your day goes better now OP.

>>728664410
$100, what do you expect?

>>728663748
>>728664024
OP here
I will post a pic as soon as he gets here and hopefully at that time you can send the money to their paypal
[email protected]
Thanks so much anons

>>728664440
We should celebrate with a raid

Hope this truck hurries the fuck up. I've lurked too long to give up now.
Godspeed guys.

>>728664476
Sheeeeeeeeeeet! An anon comes through.

>>728664497
we could raid the tow company OP hired

>>728664476
Bless you anon will still wait for towtruck and send pic.

>>728664497
Sounds fun. Different thread though.

>>728664598
Yes,let's do it

>>728664598
Call the cops on op. He said where he was, just say you saw him waving a gun around

>>728664344
Call CNN - /b/ needs good press. Just edit out 99% of this thread....

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Nicefag here. Got to go. Sent mine as well.
Godspeed
And someone cap this

>>728664598
Now, now. This is a nice thread. Let's raid OP's fridge instead.

>>728653592
shit.
>>728652878
what city, op?

>>728664704
Yes

>>728664428
Its because they know i cant even pay that. They have already taken anything they could sell. and i live in mexico so no africans

>>728664704
Bless you too anon. Thank you guys so very much.
Stick around for that raid later.

>>728664669
kek
but seriously >>728664725

>>728664669
kek
we have his location and the car color/brand

he was aiming at other cars passing by. i heard him scream allahu akbar too!

>>728664807
We need a raid thread

OP, you better hope that tow comes before the cops do.

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>>728664875
Damnit don't waste our $90 bucks getting anon op killed

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You faggots just helped this beaner steal a car. Nice work niggers.

Toasting in this epic bread.

>pic related

>>728664476
google that paypal, can't believe you're this retarded

>>728664961
90$ is dirt cheap for a assassination

>>728664875
Not allahu akbar

just say

>i heard him screaming something too, it was hard to make out but it sounded foreign

>op pulls off road
>damn I need money for drugs
Lightbulb
>makes sales at sales dot blah blah
>waits around
>rich fags get anxious
>send money with no proof
>of anything

>>728664875

Now we're cookin!

>>728664704
I think we did good today anon. I've been that kid stuck on the road and broke. Sucks.

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>>728664956
Oh geez, oh hamburgers!

>>728664696
CNN story about random anons helping stranded anon out turns into highway police shooting of >>728664875 domestic terrorist.
More at 11.

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And in return?

>>728664875
>>728665042
>>728665091
and the thread got interesting again

>>728665016

Good stuff right there. I want to be in the next thread when OP gets a Brazilian posted on Liveleak.

>>728665016
I did. What? That couldn't be the paypal of someone involved with a towtruck?

inb4 404 and no one knows the ending

>>728664704
Fucking tard, that's not a towing service paypal
Sail Phones - Mobile Phones - 12211 S Cicero, Alsip, IL

This is too good to be true. The day some kind anons helped a /b/ro out.

Then in swoop the typical b/tards and get op rekt by the popo's

>>728653592
M

>>728665185

Do you want us to abandon you and abandon thread? GTFO with white whale.

>>728665287
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>728665245
>>728665287
Can't believe the amount of newfags on /b/ GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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I called tow company to verify on my end

>>728665016
kek
I knew something good would come from this thread, i could feel it in my balls

I AM STRANDED THREAD. send Paypal and nudes to [email protected]

>>728652878
It would be funny if this were from a guy who got a job as a tow-truck driver that he wasn't qualified for. So now, he has his first tow and he is sitting inside his truck posting questions on 4chan

>>728665414
And? You're the other nicefag, right? Did everything go okay?

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>>728665287
So I guess you sell your phone to them and they pay in bitcoin?

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You are a god send /b/
Still waiting and gonna post pics when he's here

>>728665414
Obviously OP has an aquintance there and they said what you had to hear

>>728665520
Only people who are gonna show up now is the 5-0 bro. I got bored and also theyll get your car moved for you.

Just a heads up, I said you had a gun.

Good luck

>>728665473
You're retarded. That would be on >>>/diy/

>>728665520
> "Towing"
> "Yes we have the payment"

That seems fake, you lousy piece of shit

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Can someone in Chicago get me a fatass deep dish cheese and pepperoni from Giordanos please?

>pic related

I don't really care if I got fucked out of $45. I just hope OP is okay. If it's a scam, whatever. Well-played.

OP here, wtf going on the towtruck just passed by with a honk. You gotta be kidding me assholes

>>728665520
OP here
Their number is 7082187618
Please don't meme them to death. This is for the Nice rich anons to call and confirm.
And also that they are a towing company that accepts PayPal by the chicago area if this ever happens to anyone else. I'll definitely help them next time around.

>>728665798
Ask OP, he has $90 free of charge from 2 gullible anons

>>728665824
Monday morning on 4chan indeed. Nigger there is no stranded OP. Just newfags and lols.

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>>728665798
No
Captcha: Shoup

>>728665798
OP here
Make the thread again this Saturday and i will have a pizza paid and ready to be picked up at your nearest Giordano's.

>>728665824
Same her other nice fag

>>728665998
That's how I know this entire thread is false and homosexual. You sir, are a filthy cocksucker. Please die.

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>>728665862

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>>728665864

DEAR GOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

>>728666080
>>728665824
You guys sent "to a friend" or could you make a reclamation?

>>728665998
You said earlier you're broke for a couple of weeks and now you are promising to buy pizza on Saturday?!

I said it earlier and I'll say it again. I'm calling bs on this one lads.

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>>728665864
>>728665287
Alsip, IL
Might check out

>>728653592
help the anon tow his car

>>728653749
fs dude

>>728666213
I just sent it the easiest way...not "goods and services". Anyways, not to be a dick, but I'm not real worried about it. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent it.

inb4 404

Op update?