Who gets the seat? Explain yourself anon!

First one who got there

Suck my dick

A because he got there first - it is rightfully his.

>>728638052
Going from the picture there are two options:

A and E.
A because B through E all seem like cunts who expect the seat despite clearly not actually needing it.
But also E because he might eat you otherwise.

>>728638136
>>728638166
This

Equality, bitches

Old people and trannies

https://discord.gg/UgAjQ

Doesn't matter which one, just as long as you're the one standing.

>>728638052
B.

I'm just gonna feel awful if the baby drops and gets hurt. Everyone else can fuck off.

>>728638052

Looks like there are at least 2 seats free behind them.

>>728638272
This.

But I'd also get up for the guy with a broked leg if there was no mom

>>728638052
>None of the above
>Tell the old lady to fuck her self and die
>Tell the man with the hurt leg to man the fuck up
>Tell the freak E to kill himself
>Tell the woman to give her baby to you sit it in my lap
>Why (F) the baby cause it gets my dick hard and it has no teeth to suck my dick

>>728638220
>>728638166
>>728638136
Sure, of course you have the right to sit down. But should you exercise that right when there are others who are in more need of that seat than you?

interesting.

get up and let them duke it out

>>728638272
my mom died that way. she felt when the bus driver made a full stop. she was 2years old when she died.

>>728638052
B.

A can stand up and put his bag down.
C will die soon so fuck the old coot anyways
D well, too bad, shouldn't have broken your leg
E is out of question since its not even alive

>>728638346
>F who would not want to fuck that baby?

>>728638469
did you just assume E's mortal existence?

>>728638052
>Who gets the seat?
A
>Explain yourself anon!
He is the only one here paying the taxes that fund the public transportation

>>728638540
Where are you getting F from /b/ retarded as fuck

If B, C and D weren't throwing sass and looking salty, i would probably just stand up and let them decide. But because they're all a bunch of sour pusses, i would enjoy my ride in a comfy seat.

>>728638052
F. none of the above
>who deserves YOUR seat
Why should I give my seat to A. a faggot who already has one, B. a bitch carrying a squalling parasite, C. some old chick who has extra standing support, D. a nigger with a red shirt, or E. some Trumptard who didn't get vaccinated

>>728638052
A, if I was feeling like an asshole today; like, "how about the world owe me something today", kind of feeling.

B, I'd give it up to a mother, especially if it's a single one. Be cordial, courtieous, but don't let it stop there, talk to her, flirt with her,...if you play you cards right, she'd try to land her hooks in you, and you could get some sport fucking happening before she gets too needy.

C, If I'm being nice, sure; othewise see A.

D, See C

E, I'm armed, so the zombie can take a headshot instead.

>>728638052
A

I would gladly give my seat to a disabled person (old, injured, with child). However if they act like selfish assholes before I heaven have a chance to offer, then they can fuck off.

Assholes do not deserve kindness.

>>728638657
Thought F was to fuck the baby and have it sit in your lap maybe thats just me...

>>728638052
Irrelevant consider the several bricks of plastic explosives in my satchel here.
ALLAHU ACKBAR!

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>>728638052
baby lady... if you're a dude ever try to push out a 7lb poo?? See? Seat deserved. Bam.

>>728638052
id offer D my seat cause hes gonna fall over when bus starts

B and C id get up if they asked but im not offering them my seat, if they need it they can ask. might not even give a seat to B. pregnant people can stand just fine.

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Feign compassion while being ignorant to the whole situation

example, if mother came and granny was just behind her, you could "would you want to take my seat?" to the mother and when she answer, you notice the grandma and make her notice you that you're offering your seat to the granny but the seat was already hers, so now it's not your moral weight anymore and you can let them battle for moral superiority by "oh no, you can have it" "no, you need it more" and get the fuck out of there.

Whoever pisses 4chan the most, so most likely anyone who needs it.

>>728638431
So two questions

How old was your mom when your dad fucked her?

How the fuck can a baby get preggers at >2?

>>728638052
Murder op Cause he is A
Fuck the mother and daughter cause alpha male
Fuck the old lady give her A) ops seat
Break D)s neck
Kill E) his genes are bad

>>728638052
A because the special needs seat is behind A

>>728638894
Well a 4 year old has had a child but not sure about 2 you should try to knock a 2 year old up

D because standing on his leg can make his condition worse

>A is a man in perfect health
>B is carrying a child, not that big a deal. I had to carry 20 pounds' worth of books on my back daily for, like, four miles every day to and from school.
>C has a cane to support her and there's no reason to believe she's injured so she can stand for a little bit longer
>E is a fucking zombie

Me.

B.
It's serving 2 people that way more utilitarian. Also this
>>728638272

That being said. I get old people, but able bodied new mothers or pregnant women. Please don't take fucking transit. Old people can't drive for obvious reasons but you can and clearly aren't going out drinking anyway. If you can't afford a car you can't afford a kid.
>>728638346
Hi r/4chan. Sure are nice and edgy
>>728638136
>>728638166
Not if it is a priority seat.of which front outside seats often are

>>728638737
edginess is all well and good, but being too edgy just makes you an edgeless cringefag

>>728639000
You can have my seat...

I'd make the offer to give my seat to any of them, cept E, of course.

If they demand they have my seat, they can go fuck off.

I don't know about the seat, but they all deserve death equally

>>728638356
Whoever thins they have the right to determine who is more worthy of a bus seat is a self absorbed trash can.

>>728638431
I don't understand. The feeling of the bus stopping killed her?

If we're assuming that A has to give up his seat, I'm thinking that C is the logical choice.
>B chose to be pregnant, that's on her; nobody else.
>D may not have necessarily chosen to get injured, but for all you know he did it doing something stupid which he could have avoided.
>C didn't choose to get old and at least it's one less elderly motorist on the road.

>>728639000
Lord kek approves

A.

context doesn't exist in the photo. A, could be paraplegic for all we know.

>>728638052
A- There is no reason to be pleasent to unpleasent people. And pleasent people ask courtesly.

>>728638052
I'd stand up and make the others fight over who gets to sit there.

I'm okay with standing on a train.

>>728638203
i would say d actually needs it becuase he might fall over if the bus stops too fast

Whichever one of them is the first to wipe that cunty expression off their face.

>>728639111

that's the part of the story you're having trouble with?

>>728639019
>utilitarianism as an approach to life
kill yourself

>>728638052
A got there first.
Fuck B, C, and D for being so entitled.
E is a fucking zombie.

>>728638894
my father mohammad was 35 when he had sexual intercourse with my 1 year old mother.

>>728638052

I deal with this situation by pissing my pants, then letting whoever still wants the seat ask for it.

>>728638052

I might give up my seat for a pregnant woman but not if she's giving me the stink eye like that. Fuck you hoe. Why you got a baby on public transportation anyway? Don't you know niggers pee on here? Dumb bitch

>>728638052
E
all the other ones give A an asshole look except E
he may look angry because of hes a bit poor

>>728638543
LOL

>>728638356
Sure, of course you have the right to spend the money you earned however you want. But should you spend your money however you want when there are others who are in more need of the money you earned than you are?

interesting.

>>728638581
>He is the only one here paying the taxes that fund the public transportation
>the public transportation
>PUBLIC transportation

>>728638052
C) the old lady is almost dead anyway
D) is too weak and clearly the zombie behind him will have already have biten him before i get up to even offer my seat
E) Kill the zombie
B) Ask her for a blow job and when she refuses kill her too
F) Fuck the babys tight puss puss feels good in a world full of zombies got repop the human race

>>728638052
Fuck, I'll just walk away and let them sort it out.

>>728639395

I don't understand, we're talking about bus seats and then you come in with all this talk about money? did you post in the wrong thread? i guess libertarians really do have short attention spans...

>>728638681
asserting whats morally right makes someone an asshole?

>>728639420
>Students should vacate their seats for paying passengers
>Paying passengers should vacate their seats for anybody who is a burden on the welfare or healthcare system
You see his problem now? Some people are more equal than others, m8.

>>728638052
My first time ever riding a public bus that was actually crowded. I offered my seat to this 10/10 cutie in short shorts stand right next to me incredibly close. She said no thats fine and got even closer for a nice view.

Thats literally the one and only situation where you benefit from giving someone your seat.

>>728639480
Are you so new that you can't tell what is and isn't a reply to another post? Maybe read the post it was a reply to.

>>728638052
Generally there are posted conditions for right of carriage, one normally being the relinquishment of seating to aged, handicapped, pregnant/baby toting mothers, etc

A because fuck you, wait for the next bus or sit on the floor you bunch of asshats.

>>728638984
>A is a man in perfect health
surprise he has peg legs and inner ear problems making it diificult to balance

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>>728639131
are you trying to start something?
that is the dumbest logic. they are on a bus, why would a paraplegic be on a bus idiot.

>>728639616

Wow, YOU'RE calling ME a newfag? i literally replied to a post in my post, obviously I know what replies are and are not.

for example right now I'm replying to you.

>>728638052
The guy sitting down. It isn't my fault you're broken or a sow.

If I'm sitting down the first one who asks that doesn't sound like they assume they should have it, gets it.

>>728638052
D, so that C gets eaten by the Zombie... old people will be a hassle in the coming zombie apocalypse and the woman with a baby can be fodder down the line... Obviously I=A then kill the zombie and old woman as she turns.

>>728638166
>>728638220
this or generally my will be done
>>728638356
>implying intellectual stimulation from an Is-Ought Problem is more than just feeling self-important about Nurture/Learned behavior over Nature/Is
Its not interesting, it is consequentialism (maybe structuralism) and a failed attempt at altruism as soft-hearted sophistry leads to degeneracy down the line.

>>728639116
youre an idiot

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>Turning to look at them
Fucking idiot, that was his first mistake. You keep your gaze focused out the window. It keeps you up to date on where you are, how long it will be before you have to disembark and alleviates you from having to acknowledge the other passengers. It is by far the best course of action and would have avoided this awkward scenario.

>>728639805
You uh, going to back that up with anything?

The pregnant woman if she responds to my flirting well and gives me her number
Otherwise fuck them, I dont care

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>>728638894
>>728638346
>>728638540
>>728638737
>>728638897
>>728638952
>>728639436
/b/ FUCK THE BABY kill zombie sounds like the old /b/
can i get in the caption

>>728639621
They don't use them when a bus gets full. People are told to wait so that say...pregnant niggers don't use their tortoise abilities to get a seat when they were late over someone on time.

>>728639764
>>>728639616 (You)
Alright then. Since you know how replies work, go back and read the post it was a reply to, then the post you replied to, and prove to some random stranger on the internet, that you're reading comprehension is at least that of a high school graduate.

D is about to get bit in the neck by a walker

>>728638052
Since the faggot in the seat is one of the options, that means I'm sitting somewhere not pictured, which means it's not my problem

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>>728638052
It's so obvious. It's E. So obvious it needs no explanation why.

>>728638052
Old lady bec. old lady. If old lady werent there dude on crutches then woman with child. Woman with child's disability was her choice. Dude on crutches is a younger dude and can man up. Old lady is an old lady.

>>728639721
they actually do get on buses, they just are in wheel chairs and that gets locked into another device... so they don't slide around

>>728639578
seconded, free loading autists don't understand how a corrupt system they despise sits on the neck of the working people that pay for the free loader to get by on... giving them time to get self-important and indignate about the corrupt system

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>>728638052
>Tell A I will hold the baby to alleviate the weight she carry.
>run out of bus while it's still rolling
>Buy plane tickets to Russia
>sell baby to a nice family who can't physically procreate
>at least it wasn't raised by an entitled single mother
>repeat until republicans are in power forever

>>728639939
That watermark.

What a failure.

>>728639764
>called newfag
>gets offended

>>728640042
>that smug Jewish man had his beginnings as a smug Jewish teenager
Makes sense really.

>>728640008
I think it's clear that A means that you deserve the seat

>>728640055
Why are we still even here?

>>728638052
No one. It's mine.

>>728639793
all you faggots thinking the zombie is going to attack someone and should be killed
how fuckin racist of you
he paid his bus fare just like everyone else

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>>728638356
Are you that wannabe therapist that posts in threads attempting to psychoanalyze any response at an attempt to flex your non-existent intellect?

I hate that guy.

>>728640042
hero

>>728640104
That's just what the picture wants you to believe.
Wake up sheeple

>>728639955

>prove that you're reading comprehension is at least that of a high school graduate

sorry man, but I'm anon. I don't know who "reading comprehension is at least that of a high school graduate" is.

also yeah I read the post but it's talking about bus seats and you're talking about money, like I said. two very different things. for example the seats on a bus are limited by physical space but money can be transferred electronically?

>>728639857
i want to but thers cheeto dust on my rught hand

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>>728640042
I meant B not A fuck my life

>>728640090
I'm fairly certain he was a Jewish child even before that

Might have been smug then too

>>728640009
Fucking mindless, soulless shitskins

>>728639939
welcome newfriend

>>728638052
I'm usually the type of person who would give up the seat, not because they deserve it but because they need it more than me and it is not that much of an inconvenience for me to stand. If they are a dick about it or passive aggressive I am just gonna ignore them tho. For example one time I was walking down the street and I was caught up in my own thoughts and I passed some bitch tying a bunch of groceries to her bike. I didn't offer to help because I space out a lot and don't really pay attention and when I get past her she says "REALLY?" in a really entitled bitchy way. I just keep walking but I would have stopped and helped if I noticed she needed help before she said anything or if she asked nicely. about 10 minutes later she rides her bike past me and just glares. fuck that bitch. I would have helped her if she wasn't such a cunt.

>>728640169
oh snap

>>728640090
I would be smug as fuck if that was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8mbA083hE

>>728640104
but im not white and dont wear a suit

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>>728638052
3

>>728640129
brian griffinitis

>>728640195
Yeah but until something from then is posted, I'm not saying anything.
>>728640298
>I would be smug as fuck if I were a kid playing violin
Again, makes sense.

>>728640018
>man up bitch!
>bus stops too fast, he falls forward, crushing and killing baby, hitting old woman in head with crutches and killing her, and also breaking his arms
you are responsible for this

>>728639547
No, having the expression of a spoiled brat and the look of entitlement makes someone an asshole. This is under the assumption that A only noticed the others when he turned and saw their shit eating expressions.

Now if one of them asked politely and A responds telling them to fuck off, then the scowls are justified and A doesn't deserve the seat.

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>>728640339
4

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>>728640382
5

>>728640254
limp dick, didn't read

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>>728640402
6

>>728640411
(you)

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>>728640440
7

>>728640356
Speaking of which >>728640298

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>>728640474
8

>>728640129
if therapists/psychology doesn't work the shaft of institutions and societal bullshit they don't get considered legitimate... also lots are smug cunts and think it's a unifying theory to explain everything, while they make tons of logical fallacies along the way to cover up their plebian world view

>>728640281

i wrote the post but i don't get it? i mean, unless you're referring to the you're/your thing. but it was honestly a pretty weak snpa, unless I did something funnier/more badass than that without realising it?

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>>728640492
9

>>728639116
lots of people dont exactly "choose" to have children. actually no one in that line chose for any of those things to happen for them, it just happened because that's the way life is. trying to apply logic of responsibility to the random patterns of existence is a fools errand

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>>728640490

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>>728640514
10

>>728640453
Thanks edgy guy

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>>728640535
11

>>728640254
maybe becase you were spacing out you were staring at her for like 10 secnds and she saw you and was like ah this nice man is coming to help me and you just creepily stared and walked by and she was like wow really that was fucking werd

>>728640169
Perhaps I can help.
It is common knowledge that public transportation isn't free. Therefore they had to trade some form of currency for an area to rest on the bus.

>>728640518
She could have taken measure to prevent pregnancy, she could have aborted it before it had formed into anything of significance, she could have taken a tumble down a flight of stairs, but she did none of those things.
Her fault; end of discussion.

>>728638052
C and D... They had no choice in their situation.
E can fuck off since they don't exist.
B can also get te fuck.. She gets enough benefits. stand cunt.. it's the life you chose

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>>728640579
12

>>728638052
Person A gets to keep the seat since all the others are pissed off while looking at him expectantly like a bunch of entitled fucks.
And E does not actually exist in reality, much like the supposedly "oppressed" black person.

>>728640496
dude what?
i was saying you got that guy good by pointing out his typo

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>>728640607
13

>>728640169
It's simple substitution. The original person said that the seat is a right that shouldn't be exercised if it relinquishing said right can benefit someone else who is in need. You could make the comparison of giving up a bus seat to donating to charity, but I don't believe the two are comparable without donating a sizable amount of your income. Most people only donate excess income that would of been wasted anyways.

This is the internet though so we need to continue fighting. I am obligated to point out that you got upset about being called a newfag and cried like a baby and add the crying emote to the end of this post. QQ

>>728640298
>jew playing schindlers list
of fucking course

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>>728640640
14

>>728640587
I didn't even look at her. I had recently gotten a job interview so I was thinking about that and I wasn't even paying attention to her.

>>728640617
bingo

>>728640176
Oh shit, I'm so sorry I had no idea. I wish you all the best and hope you have a swift recovery.

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>>728640664
15

>>728638052
B shouldn't get the seat. Or any seat for that matter.

E should get the seat.

>>728640129
The realest anon on the board

>>728638052
The old lady because I'm not a heartless libtard that replaces justice with equality.

Fuck all you faggots giving in to the the liberal anti Society Propaganda.

A because he got there first

keep posting the doujin, anon, i want to know how it ends

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>>728640709
2

>>728640371
>customary proceedings of public transportation are that disabled people should be giving seats out of respect/ decent human kindness. if this isnt done people get offended. being offended that someone did something disrespectful doesnt necessarily make them an asshole

>>728640744
How does it feel knowing the world will be a better place when you die?

>>728640018
Nope, not responsible. I gave it to the old lady. Now its between her, the mother, and crutches. Now if old lady wants to give up the seat fine... But crutches is a grown but not elderly man, he can manage. Ive been on crutches 3 times myself. Mother is young, should be able to stand and hold baby. Old lady, if frail enough to be stooped and have cane, deserves the seat more. Actually I'd offer it to whoever I saw first, then its between them. Actually I have a car so not my problem to begin with. And zombies dont exist so thats no factor.

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>>728640791
3

>>728640402
mods!

>B

The bitch is holding a baby, has a backpack on, AND is pregnant.

The old lady already has one foot in the grave, and the guy with the broken leg is perfectly fine

>>728640653
It's still beautiful

>Fuck the baby
>Rape the mom
>Make the zombie eat the hag
>Rape the zombie while he does it and watch the handicapped man lose his mind while I pull out shit from my asshole and fling it at him

>>728640864
shut up

>>728640898
kek

>>728638052
There's a shit ton of empty seats to the right. So A deserves it because he's not an ignorant fuck

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>>728640864
i wont post anymore then if thats how you want be anon its not vs rules but ill go to sleep

>B was able to trick a guy into knocking her up, but didn't have the smarts to do it to a guy who could afford a car.
She has failed as a woman.

>>728638052
Seeing as how A's obviously meant to be me, I'd say either A, because I was there first, or E, because I'd rather not have a zombie gnaw off my face.

>>728638052
How can that bitch have a baby and be pregnant!

>>728640867
why does she have a baby and another one on the way if she can't even afford to own a car.

>>728640597
thats not the end of discussion at all. there are myriad reasons why all of those options may not be possible for a person, youre just being a wise guy and showing that you arent wise at all

>>728640494
They aren't legitimate. If they were they would explain your problems so you could work them out, not keep you around for years making you believe there is something incredibly wrong in your head. Its a fake profession for book smart snobs that loses all of the good it produces to humanitarian causes and social work. But hey, let's keep producing insanely unpredictable drugs.

>>728638052
It's a seat, not a safety boat off the Titanic.

A. got there first
B. snoozed and is angry that the world isn't spit-shining her vagina while carrying her attention-ticket baby. Scowl indicates cunt so no seat
C. only if she asks for it, age =/= manners and enabling an old rude fart to keep on living isn't right
D. actually deserves the seat, that injury could be a potential amputation so who knows how painful it is for the dude. Has to ask for it first, otherwise he can keep staring all he wants
E. is a zombie and generic "last answer meme answer XDDDDD" fuck off

>>728641026
Because all poor people can do is fuck other poor people dude

>>728641038
No no, when I say that it's the end of the discussion, that's how it is. I showed you how I was right, but you refuse to see it. I am not taking this any further with you. That's your problem, not mine.

>>728641026
Because shit happens you fucking retard

>>728640605
>She gets enough benefits
yeah dude those 2 weeks of pregnancy leave are outrageous!

>>728641136
Wow calm down once the baby comes out of her i can fuck her child and cum on the newborn simple math she should have more kids

>>728640867
maybe she should spend part of the next baby factory check on a stroller

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>>728641026
Because poor people aren't exactly know for their great decision making.
Case in point, look at this dipshit single mother:
>>728641136

>>728640897
i found it boring

>>728640794
How can it be disrespectful if A never noticed them until after they decided to look angrily at him. If he had headphones on, was staring into space, on phone, etc he never had a chance to notice. Maybe he is a very generous person most of the time and often gives up his seat among other friendly gestures.

Being offended that someone did nothing disrespectful generally makes the offended person an asshole. "How dare you not be omniscient" is not a justifiable reason to get angry at someone.

>>728640708
i replied to you :) check your messages

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pownage doode

>>728638052
would just stand up and say please have a seat but look at nobody and walk away.

>>728640822
what do you mean better

>>728641085
deep

>>728638052
A. Don't get me wrong, but everyone else standing there, with asshole looks on their face appears to think it's some obligatory responsibility that this man get up and offer not one, but some how all of them a seat. Fuck them. Now in real life where not everyone is an asshole, i'd offer B the seat and the others could easily find seats among what I'm sure are decent travelers.

>>728641273
how do you know he didnt notice them?
hardly any of those excuses really make sense, because when people are getting on the bus a passenger is going to notice

>>728641248
All im asking is can i fuck your daughter by another man when she is ?? age while i support you 2 lazy cunts?

>>728641026
why should a person have to afford a car? what if its a big city where owning a car is not worth it?

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>>728641391
>obligatory responsibility that this man get up and offer not one, but some how all of them a seat
This guy just made me realise that the only correct answer is to pit them against each other in a battle royale and offer the seat up as a prize for victory.

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>>728641252
>How dare you show signs of antisemitism on a website where 95% of us are larping

I'm kidding it's just not your style. That's fine

>>728638346
Good man.

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>>728640527
Wasn't even me who posted it

Just appeared like bread from the skies

First come first serve.

>>728641284
>being unable to contain your gayness

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>>728641248
4
your on 4chan faggot tits or gtfo

>>728641129
it's your problem because you're going to be wrong but are stupid enough to think yourself smart

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>>728638052
A. First come first serve. Fuck those grumpy assholes.

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>>728641593
5

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>>728640822
>Gives his place to an old lady
>Horrible person

Wuht?

>>728641415
>daughter
>by another man
Pick one.
>>728641593
Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>728641391
is it obligatory?
now im curious.
beucase black people used to be required by law to sit in the back right? so maybe its actually required to give up your seat to handicaps? idk

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>>728641681
6

>>728641494
Nothing to do with location shillio. Everything to do with the decision to spread legs.

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>>728638052
implying that BC or D are somehow less privileged than me. shouldn't have had a baby, should have blew your brains out if you couldn't afford healthcare associated with getting old, why the fuck did you decide to ride the bus at peak time when you know your foot is broken

>>728639395
Sure, of course you have the right to make fun of posts however you want. But should you spend all your time posting pointlessly on forums when you could post quality content in threads that could generate meaningful dialogue?

interesting

>>728641526
no i actually dont like it because i hate jews

>>728639019
>utilitarian
>financial advice

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

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>>728641707
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>>728638052
>pick B
C and D will still be mad at you
>pick C
B will still blame men and D will call you a white knight retard for letting the cantankerous crude cunt push you around instead of picking him
>pick D
B will still blame men and C will either amp up her victim body language to make you and D look like the patriarchy rapist trump supporting reptilians that you are
>pick E
you're a memeing tard

no matter what you do you'll look like a pushover pussy whipped bitch-boy who tries too hard to be nice

>>728641608
You're losing your shit over a hypothetical situation. The problem is most definitely yours here.

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>>728641824
8

>>728641722
what does a car have to do with spreading legs? you mean manspreading?

>>728640195

The real question is what was he before reincarnating

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>>728641760
this

Getting real tired of these kikes and their tricks

>>728641494
>why should a person have to be quiet in a movie theater?

I hate people like you.

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>>728641847
9
this thread is the bestes

>>728641408
I don't know, which is why all of my posts stated what would occur under the assumption he did not notice. I mentioned this several times if you reread my posts.

I've been on buses many times and been sufficiently distracted to not notice who is coming or going. Again, if you reread my posts I state my reasons are based on someone who was oblivious of them until he saw them staring at him with daggers.

>>728641840
im just saying you're wrong im not "losing my shit"
and you're still replying after the "end of discussion" so you can suck my nuts and die

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>>728641855
Are you deliberately missing his point or are you just a dumb cunt?

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>>728641898
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most jews are pedos so i like them also hitler did nothing wrong

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>>728641856
My money is on a smug Jewish frog

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>>728641990
11

>>728638052
Push them all off the back that clearly had no door. B will not put down her baby so she can't fight back. C is old and doesn't have the power or strength to fight back. D only has one leg (and for added bonus take his shit to use as weapon) and trip him.E is already dead.

Bonus round: punt the baby first, as everyone stands up in horror and shock, and rush over to attend to it. Say; "look! More open seating!"

>>728641847
>your cunt is eating up my dick like a tasty snack
who writes this shit?

>>728641968
im pointing out that his post was fucking stupid

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>>728641883
this isn't the guy you replied to but uh you're a grade A retard
how the fuck does being polite equate to owning a car, like get a brain
more people take buses = less traffic

>>728641871
race war now!

>>728641883
>why should someone buy a car when it's not necessary
>why should someone not talk in movie theaters


Learn how to make up analogies, you're lowering everyone's IQ

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>>728642020
i wish i knew lol 1 art please 12

>>728639395
ever heard of charity?

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>>728642078
13

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>>728642068
RAHOWA

>>728641883
>everyone should own a car if theres a problem with a bus you should have owned a car
>american detected
i hate americans like you

>>728641883
no one said the baby was crying

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>>728642100
Yeah its a myth kek
14

>>728641910
thank you for your thoughtful post

>>728642040
>can't seem to see what's going on
Well that answers that then: You're a dumb cunt.

>>728641871
They aren't really tricks. They just act retarded and then watch you try to exercise logic while frustrated. Then when you have one small slip, they pounce on it because in a forum whoever "sounds" calmer "wins". Then they jiggle their eggrolls with a superior cluck cluck cluck.

If you refuse to acknowledge retarded sounding people...jews suddenly disappear.

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>>728641956
I said I'd ended that discussion, which I have. Now we're on a different one: How you've lost your shit over something that didn't really happen. Which you're doing... In this thread... Right now.

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>>728638894
>>728639111
baitex

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>>728638984
E is not zombie. E is just a homless. Baka

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>>728642227
16

>>728642187
>not having a car doesnt have anything to do with where you live! it has everything to do with having sex!

yeah im the dumb cunt right you stupid fucking piece of shit?

>>728641706
Usually there are a few rows with a placard saying "please relinquish thsee fww seats to the diSable and elderly". Some services might saw that for all seats, but I have only seen a section, kinda like there are just a few handicap parking spaces vs. many for anyone to use.

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>>728642276
17

If I'm assuming I am A? Then A deserves the seat because he got there first.
B: doesn't need the seat. Not only was it her choice to get pregnant twice in a short span of time, but women who are pregnant aren't crippled.
D: there are handicap seats on buses. Use them.
E: why is this here?
C: Handicap seats also include old people if not all of them are taken by Handicapped people. Use them. If you tell me they're all taken I'll give it to you.

That said, should any of them have nicely asked me for a seat I would have given it to them. If I saw one of them waiting, mad dogging me like I'm the son of Sam then they can stand quietly in their rude entitlement.

>>728641856
He died falling out of a guard tower in Auschwitz.

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>>728642078
what the fuck?

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>>728642189
I hear you, but if I stop acknowledging retards then all the brainwashed progressive pawns the Jews have control over disappear as well

And then I'm pretty much all alone in my socialist shithole of a country

But then again, I already am pretty much alone

>>728642189
the jews are in your mind, mannn

>>728639793
>Its not interesting, it is consequentialism (maybe structuralism) and a failed attempt at altruism as soft-hearted sophistry leads to degeneracy down the line.

Consequentialism is one way to look at it, but there is no reason for that to be the only way to approach this moral problem.

>>728642362
its her fathers dick entering his daughter they just took out the rest of his body on the picture but is that your question?

I mean A already is seated so idk why i'd give him my seat. B,C,D look like douche nozzels who i'd have no problem with if they didnt look like entitled buttwads and E i'm pretty sure is a zombie so he doesnt need to sit anyways he dead. so i would just remain seated

>>728642244
I see youre still posting are you sure youre not buttfrustrated yourself?

>>728642362
Are you stupid? It's showing that he's fucking her while only making the bare minimum of his dick visible so that you can see her and not the back of the dude

>>728641760
Someone was circumcised at birth?

>>728642473
oh

>>728642493
i thought she was a trap

>>728638136
This. I don't give a fuck about your gender or your age or anything else. I get there first, I'm sitting down. For the record, I am not young, not old, and I look healthy and fit. Fact is, my back and knees are fucked and it hurts to stand for more than about five minutes. No-one is giving their seat to me based on my appearance/age/gender, so don't expect me to either.

>>728642058
>like, totally
>>728642069
>I will reiterate it isn't necessary as a given, even though it isn't. Having young children and no transportation in today's world is stupid.
>>728642119
>now I'll say "problem with the bus" though no one ever mentioned that and typical privileged fuck that can't appreciate that there IS a bus.
>>728642146
completely correct. just the same shit eating people that insist it is necessary you adapt to them

Don't you noses ever get tired of cramming therapy society down everyone's throats?

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>>728642493
1

No one there are 2 empty seats on the right

>>728642100
Charity is not comparable to giving up your seat on a bus. You're going out of your way to do something that disadvantages you when you give up your bus seat. It is a small act, but a real one. Almost all charity donations come from disposable income. In no way does it actually disadvantage you. You get to eat one less hamburger, or not see some movie the day it comes out. Big fucking deal.

The only reason people give up bus seats, or do similar acts of kindness, is because it is visible. They see that they are capable of helping someone, and they see the result of their help. But that is beside the point. The point being that it is nonsense to say that someone should give something up just because someone else needs it more.

The end result of that is everyone being dragged to the bottom. I don't mean giving up a bus seat will drag us all down. I mean the stupid idea that we should give up what we earned just because someone else has an honest and more dire need for what we have earned. Maybe try enabling people to earn their own shit rather than making them reliant on hand outs.

Ever heard of charity? Ever heard of how much harm charities do? Ever heard of how that stupid ass "buy a pair of shoes, give a pair shoes to a foreigner" takes away from local businesses? Ever hear of helping out with your own hands?

You probably have and I'm just being a dick because it is the internet. :)

>>728642610
just ask to sit down you fucking autist

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>>728642482
Yes, I am sure.
Wow, great comeback. Did you think that asking that question was going to make me suddenly reverse myself?

>>728642314
was this the last page?

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>>728642654
4

>>728642606
Kek

>>728642693
giving up your seat is charity... working at a soup kitchen is charity... it doesnt always have to be monetary.

>>728642610
>my back and knees are fucked and it hurts to stand for more than about five minutes.
youre the one that chose to suck all those dicks, therefore you deserve it. stand bitch

>>728642724
kek'd

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>>728642756
sadly yes i kind of wish she masterbated to what her father did too her but he didnt

>>728642753
but are you sure anon? i mean youre still replying and youre even posting images
you seem pretty mad

>>728642423
Consider this picture saved in my collection

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>>728642827
6

>>728642831
Still nowhere near as faggy as damage control, m8. Just admit you lost.

>>728642693

Did you purposely just say the opposite of everything that makes sense with random crap sprinkled in...or are you retarded?

>>728642693
what kind of stupid fuckig ayn rand logic is this?

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>>728642859
7 i have been thining to myself i have not fapped to even 1/10000th of the porn i have on my pc

>>728638052
A

He was there first. But it's up to A's prerogative to give his seat to whom ever he wants.

>>728642724
How do I know that the person I ask doesn't also have some problem that I can't see? How do we determine whose problem is worse?

See the problem, tardo? First in sits. Everything else is wank.

>>728642878
but anon youre still answering and i've just been shitposting to you and not even reading your posts, just replying when I see a (you)
i think you may be pooper pained more than you know

>>728642973
maybe you fucking ask them like a normal human being you goddamn sperglord.
you probably carry a copy of the constitution in your pocket too you tard

>>728642973
because you ask. and the person you ask is self aware and can make decisions. go the fuck outside

>>728640709
Can i have the name or a download link ?

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>>728642851
I got you, bruh

>>728639019
>If you can't afford a car you can't afford a kid.
Fucking this. If you can't afford to raise a kid, wear a condom. If an accident happens, abort/adopt. Don't drag your stroller onto the bus and take up a fuckload of room, and definitely don't bring your screaming vaginal excrement into a confined public space.

>>728642800
Charity is building homes for the dying. Charity is not allowing the dyings family to visit them. Charity is lining the dying shoulder to shoulder and denying them medical attention. Charity is telling a dying man that the pain he feels is Jesus's kisses. Charity is embezzling millions of dollars and it being okay because its being given to the Vatican. Charity is the name of my ex girlfriend and if enough people tell me who I'm talking about I'll post Charity's nudes. Because fuck Charity.

>>728643033
No thanks. I can tolerate a little discomfort for a while. And so can the grandma, or the crip, or the fatass, or the pregnant bitch. First in sits.

>>728642878
>admit you lost

Is there a cringier post body than this?

>>728642981
If you reply to this post you are a dumb retarded faggot.

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>>728642927
8 sorry for the slow post cooking breakfast for my girlfriend and myself and yes i like my lolis :) and no my girlfriend is not under 18 sorry

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>>728643252
9

>>728643173
anon for pres

>>728641753
10/10 ty

>>728643238
anon do you need someone to bandage your ass for you

>>728643252
does she know about your lolis?

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>>728643275
10

>>728642625
dude, like, you're a fucking retard. all you do is sit on here all day probably jacking off to some little girl asian cartoons, you sad sack of shit. Eat a bag of trump's semen that you probably gargle every night

>>728643184
>translation: I cant hold my spaghetti so ill just stand in excutiating pain in the corner over here

>>728643184
>no thanks. instead of admit I can't talk to people Ill pretend I'm too courageous to ask while visualizing myself running like naruto.

ffff

>>728643252
are you making here [spoiler] eggs? [/spoiler]

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>>728643318
11 Yes to her its just cartoon porn and she is ok with it

>>728643173
charity is defined as the voluntary giving of help! also post nudes!

>>728643340
good job squirt

>>728639480
is turning the moral question from the comic into a broader moral question about how we should spend our money

>>728643361
kek

>>728643308
I'm not the autist anon you are having an autist war with.

You do appear to be telling the truth of not reading the posts. Rofl, thanks for calling yourself a dumb retarded faggot.

>>728643458
>I can't stop being autistic but as long as I mimic others no one will notice!

>>728643538
thanks for posting like a 5 year old!

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>>728643318
she walked in i told her tits or gtfo
she said its tooearly for this shit get off 4chan get in the kitchen and cook
and ill be back in a few mins 12

>>728643469
dude, shut the fuck up. Just stop fucking replying. You're pissing me off.

>>728643550
thats actually the definition of charity you fucknugget
there seemed to be some confusion earlier

>>728643594
yeah thats autism
>>728643608
hey maybe if you keep repeating it you'll randomly happen to say it at a useful time :)

>>728643568
>do not reply to this post unless you are a retarded faggot

You then replied to that post.

>>728643458
Charity is taking advantage of people in a lesser position to elevate your own status. Charity is forcibly baptizing sick people who came to you for medical attention just because you believe that is the right thing to do. Lucifer beget his daughter Teresa onto us.

The autism in this thread is impressive

>>728638052

A, He has an invisible illness and is actually disabled. Needs the seat because of this reason
B. Shouldnt have got herself knocked up if she wants equality over seats
C. shouldnt have let herself get so old
D. Dumbass got himself in a position to be injured
E. See C

A does because everyone else has something to aid their standing. B has child hips that are made for carrying and standing. C has a cane, and D has crutches which are enough aswell. E is interesting because its a dead dude, idk where E falls in all of this

>>728638052
Obviously none of them get my seat
>A is already seated
>B, C, D, and E are all focused on A
>I'm comfily seated and watching as A is getting pissed off

>>728643710
>if I explain the joke he must admit defeat! He must accept his shame!

I do no shit feel sorry for a lot of you

>>728643784
every thread. You just can barely ever call them out anymore for the harpy screeches of denial.

>>728643838
I agree completely.

>>728643784
have fun or gtfo

>>728643694
what the fuck? are you really using "autism" as an insult? What the hell is wrong with you? You fucking trump degenerates think you're so cool and edgy on this site with each spanking it into each other's mouths and bitching about "sjws", seriously you all should just log off of your computer and cut your internet connection, it would make the world a MUCH better place. Kindly fuck off, kthnxbye

>>728644064
>attempting to play into my prejudices

This is how you tell an autist from a jew. I'm supposed to make myself look stupid here.

>>728644064
Are you honestly taking the word "autistic" as an insult? What is wrong with you? If people went around calling you white as an insult would you find it insulting? No. Because to you, being white is a normal and okay. To you, being autistic is not normal and something to be offended about having pointed out. What the fuck is wrong with you. Think about how you respond to stupid bullshit shapes the way you view the world and others view you. Asshole.

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>>728644152
you moron he's baiting you for replies
>>728644064
nothing to see here

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>>728644171
are you triple-layer autismo crunchwrap baiting me

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>>728644190
kindly notice that is exactly what I said faggot.

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>>728644299
Depends on whether or not you're biting.
Don't make me beg.

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>>728638052
d
nibba's injured, the others actually can stand without help

>>728638052
It doesn't matters... there's a zombie in the bus.