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caramels

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caramels
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mmmm caramel
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>>728637297
Hellz yeah, or snuggle buddy more like, idk :P
>>728637330
Paprika does wonders :3
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>>728637366
mmm
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>>728637441
one of my top 5 spices
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>>728637441
go get a cute stuffed animal then

>>728637455
feed me your caramel
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>>728637475
A man after my own heart <3
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>>728637518
But it doesn't live :c
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pr0nd0ng
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>>728637518
I should make some

>>728637519
i want food
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>>728637437
Lies. Don't listen to the doppelganger, it is a being of pure evil.
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>>728637554
but you can cuddle and fuck it easier

>>728637582
it would be pretty tasty I bet
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>>728637582
Go eet
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>>728637297
Yeah I have no clue what to spend the bonus on tho, prob really gay shit

>>728637330
nothing much how bout you
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>>728637652

whys there a glory hole in that wall right there
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>>728637643
But it won't cuddle or fuck back :ccccc
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>>728637652
there isn't any better way to spend it honestly
get an XL flared chance or something
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>>728637586
no it's true though. i bet fake kai tried to burn real kai

>>728637643
truck yeah it would

>>728637647
i dont wana be fat

>>728637652
nothing much.
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>>728637716
as far as you know

>>728637736
go make me some caramel
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>>728637736
Fine don't eet then
>>728637775
Now that's spooky
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>>728637775
i need chocolate though
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>>728637819
fine geez
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>>728637685
Wow, I never noticed that

also how are you
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>>728637847
Do whatevah you want
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>>728637819
go for it banananaman

>>728637830
go make that too :3
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>>728637726
Do you have one?

>>728637685
Why should't there be a glory hole there?
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Turns out Microsoft still offers free Win10 upgrades for those that use assisstive technologies, without varifying you use it.

>>728636863
Only yours, bby.
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>>728637685
It because it was created by a gay engineer probably.
And two wrongs do not make a right.
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>>728637878
It's gonna get the banana all right
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More here ;3

https://discord.gg/UgAjQ
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>>728637736
All the more reason to eradicate the monster.
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>>728637872
nooooooo

>>728637878
i have nanar chips i want to dip in chocolate

>>728637937
spicy.
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>>728637521
>tfw you'll never be one of the slaves
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>>728637924
not an xl chance, but a different one

>>728637937
are you able to get the upgrade then?

>>728637963
do it and tell me how it goes
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>>728638004
oooo yum
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>>728637984

invalid
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>>728638004
Fiiine gawd I say eat my dick then!
>>728638015
You're gonna watch. We'll fuck our respective stuffed animals, side by side. It'll be grand
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>>728637989
i will eliminate him

>>728638040
mmm yeah bb

>>728638170
that's not food
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>>728638170
I'll have to get a different one then. this one is for cuddling only

>>728638216
give me one of your nanar chips and chocolate
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>>728638216
Real Kai shall confront this ghastly beast when he is freed from the clutches of work.
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>>728638015
Which one? I've been looking to get myself one for a while
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>>728638216
Oh it'll come if you work for it
>>728638263
Get one that resembles wem
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>>728638328
I changed my name is this better?
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>>728638332
I have a medium nova and a small vergil. they're both pretty great to play with

>>728638351
I'll just steal one of his
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>>728638430
Which one? Get one for me too
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>>728638263
i wll make you a bucket and send to you. they will melt in transit into one brick of chocolat and nanar

>>728638328
he already said he will devour him

>>728638332
buy a rel horse duck

>>728638351
nuh uh

>>728638409
bueno
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>>728638479
he only has chee's. and you'll have to steal your own

>>728638492
mmmmm
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>>728638430
>>728638492

Everyone is telling me to buy big horse cock
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>>728638409
You are still claiming to be Kai, you vile creten

>>728638492
He will destroy the beast and restore peace upon this place again.
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>>728638492
Nanar chips you say? :p
>>728638576
Oooyeah it'll be our heist!
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>>728638576
you'll have to chisel at it

>>728638583
listen to everyone

>>728638638
then we can have a party?

>>728638652
yas. go get some
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>>728638741
I-I'm not a cannibal D:
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>>728638583
yeah, I just personally prefer the dragon cocks. the knots and scales on them are fantastic

>>728638652
mhmm

>>728638741
I'll just warm it up :3
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>>728638804
Do you think there's guards?
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t>>728638767
do it

>>728638804
no cheating
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>>728638872
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishgdhjgdhkhj
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>>728637441
Your broken ass English makes no sense

>>728637579
Hey Jay

>>728637652
Not much
D3'en with Snarf

>>728638409
No
Change it to Kiwi
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>>728638903
nanar.exe has experienced an error
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>>728638872
Become a woman.
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>>728638846
I heard they're under strict security 24/7

>>728638872
fine, then I'll chisel it into a statue instead of eating it
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>>728638944
fembois are tha best
also hai
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>>728638944
Where is it broken :P
>>728638948
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>728638958
Awcrap, how do we do this?
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>>728638944
>>728638583
i vote for the name to be Kiwi

>>728638954
I think about it sometimes

>>728638958
no you ahve to eat it
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>>728638741
Sure. I mean, I guess so yeah.
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>>728639045
>where is it broken?

>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>728639092
aww yeh
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>>728639122
Thyat's clearly an error tone
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Vote to change my name to Kiwi? All those in favor? Any other suggestions?
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>>728639122
>>728639162
And that was a typo, don't you dare comment on it
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>>728639122
I got something done by that artist.
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>>728639162
you are broken

>>728639163
aye
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>>728639144
It will be a victory celebration.
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>>728639016
hey

>>728639045
I'll distract him with sex and you steal the stuffed animals

>>728639046
:c

>>728639163
change it to kiwi, that's a cute name
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>>728639202
way to go I didn't even notice the typo. baka

>>728639205
oh cool :3c

>>728639242
will it be crazy?

>>728639269
DON'T WASTE MY GIFTS
you eat it
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>>728639228
I'll break break your mouth with this DICK!! Open wide!!!
>>728639269
Aight keep it up! I GOT THE PLUSHIES! RUNN!!!!
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Go back to bed, alex.
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>>728639326
Yes, we will drag the corpse of the doppelganger through the street and let people spit on it. Then we'll set it on fire and throw the ashes in the river. Then we'll go to church and thank God for allowing us to smite such vile wicked entity.
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>>728639326
ok fine, but slowly so I don't get diabeetus and die

>>728639393
you go on ahead I'll just spend some more time in here
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>>728639466
I'm just a fag, I swear I'm not that bad
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>>728639510
I'll keep them both for myself if you don't hurry it up!
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>>728639393
>break break

>>728639466
sounds spoopy~

>>728639510
don't let it sit too long or else it will go back.
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>>728639530
Save it for Queen Doppelpopolis.

>>728639575
It will be followed by a grand feast.
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>>728639575
THAT'S RIGHT
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>>728639163
Become a sissy.
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>>728639326
Yep
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>>728639530
become kiwi the fag

>>728639557
nah, I'll just stay here I think

>>728639575
don't worry it won't stay too long
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>>728639016
Tell fake Kai to be Kiwi

>>728639045
All of it in the last thread about dabs

>>728639046
Yes

>>728639163
^^^^^^
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>>728639725
F-fine then :c
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>>728639663
I'm already a sissy, I guess Kiwi is the perfect name
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I like caramel
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>>728639733
I barely remember
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>>728639626
can we have cake too?

>>728639649
pour nanar can;t into engrish

>>728639725
good~

>>728639761
salty caramel?
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>>728637870

im alright. need to wake up early and do stuff tomorrow somehow

>>728637924

wall, plumbing, common sense

>>728637940

what do two dog boys make
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>>728639269
bois with phat boibutt or bois with slim figure
>>728639733
wat
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>>728639760
Post skirt pics and becone Kiwi the Faggolicious.
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>>728639761
You like cock and cum
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>>728639803
Caramel ice cream, yum.
>mfw people want to take away my ice cream.
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>>728639803
SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW THE LOAD, THAT'LL SATE YOUR CRAVINGS
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>>728639751
I'll catch up later

>>728639803
make me other yummy chocolate stuff afterwards

>>728639833
great taste in boibutt
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>>728639803
We can have shortbread.
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>>728639725
>>728639663
>>728639269
>>728639046
Done

>>728639733
Thanks for the prefect name!
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>>728639849
I bet you eat cum flavored ice cream.
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>>728639822
what type of stuff.
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>>728639946
Ask wem if he wants to join while you're there
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>>728639946
i was asking which is better
pls

lmao, im generally very disoriented anyway
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>>728640010

gonna get fried chicken, get a usaa account if i can, do laundy, find a new job
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>>728639847
Maybe one day I will
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>>728639978
No, just coffee
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>>728639972
that's a pretty great name

>>728640016
ok, I'll ask in a bit

>>728640041
phat boibutt, those just look great. been drinking?
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>>728640098
Actually fuck it, I'm joining you two :P
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>>728640098
correct

thank u mexican resturant that doesnt id
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>>728640069
Oh, well good luck on the new job hunt.
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>>728639921
that sergal is trying to use the boner as a step so he can reach the ice cream.

>>728639925
nu. I had pretzels

>>728639946
I will dip bacon in it

>>728639957
nice. very nice.

>>728639972
this is a great name.
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>>728640186

thanks you too
have a good night
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>>728640189
With my load blown allll over them, that's the secret ingredient ;)
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>>728640189
yep
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>>728640189
We must pray to God that there is a swift end to this nightmare brought upon us by the doppelganger, the false Kai.
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>>728640150
well that's up to wem

>>728640171
wow, don't you know that's ILLEGAL.
good night?

>>728640189
mmmm, yum
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>>728640299
no
yes
nini
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>>728640244
mmm just like dipping it in cheese

>>728640275
it's rude

>>728640276
I pray to no god

>>728640299
i love bacon.
what are you and nanar talking about?
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>>728640299
Ugh fine, get back at me when you're done with him
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>>728640098
>>728640189
I know I love it!

>>728640276
I have changed, you bested me
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>>728640400
Daaaaaaaas right, nutricious, dripping cheese
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>>728640358
see ya

>>728640400
nanar want's to steal your chee's and fuck them

>>728640401
ok, will do bananaboi

>>728640407
also, do what snarf suggested
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>>728640400
You must pray, Katten, it is why such things befall us.

>>728640407
It's not the first time.
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>>728640469
Ay it was your idea to steal em, don't lay it on me!!
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I wanna get fucked but I'm too lazy to find someone to do the fuggin. RIP.
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>>728640469
I'll be this groups personal sissy another night. I'm tired right now
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>>728640459
mmm i love it

>>728640469
oh that's super spicy

>>728640487
ughh i dont wanna
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>>728640624
We must all do our part.
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>>728640534
ok, the whole thing was my idea

>>728640624
yeah, banana was just following me, the whole plan was my idea ;3

>>728640565
lookin forward to it
long and tiring day?
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>>728640680
part my arse
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>>728640693
well I've already fucked one of them so they are used to it
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>>728640624
I'm your personal cheese dispenser
Also I'll rather steal you if that's ok :3
>>728640693
Yup, you gotta stand for your crimes
But I was part of it so so will I
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>>728640718
That is the kind of talk that angers God.
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>>728640763
:o noice

>>728640781
no no wem liked it I'll take all the blame, don't you worry
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>>728640693
Yeah, went for a run and had work
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>>728640781
like one of those gas station nacho cheese pumps

>>728640798
good I hate god
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>>728640823
;3 yeah boi
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>>728640856
You shouldn't hate God, Katten. God is love.
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>>728640824
pretty good day then

>>728640901
I'll give em sloppy seconds ;3
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>>728640823
Whyyy do these things always turn against me
>>728640856
Mm pump, I like the sound of that better
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>>728640915
Higgs Boson proved that god isn't real, everyone was amped up about the 'god particle' that turns out to be proof that there's undefined matter in the universe.
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>>728641044
They proved god is real and he is a particle, now accept jesus and give your local church its weekly 100 dollar donation.
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>>728641044
The Higgs Boson particle didn't disprove the existence of God. Nothing can disprove such a thing. There is a difference between physics and metaphysics.
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>>728641019
you have made a serious error in your judgement
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>>728640915
God is poop
nini~

>>728641006
and nanar can have thirds~

>>728641019
mmm yeah~
gonna bed nnini~
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>>728640763
What did you fuck?

>>728641006
Yeah not to bad, just trying to get into better shape to be a better sissy
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>>728641182
God is love, Katten. To know love is to know God.
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>>728641171
Blahhhhh
>>728641182
>and nanar can have thirds~
That's more like it~ Nini wem -3-
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>>728641234
stuffed animal. but not really
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>>728641182
oooo, fun
nini

>>728641234
those are some pretty great goals

>>728641276
hehehe
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>>728641342
Well, this means wem is having seconds when I'm done with you ÒnÓ
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>>728641286
What kind of stuffed animal?

>>728641342
its not easy being a bottom
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>>728641435
cheetah
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>>728641112
The instant that proof of alternate realities/dimensions became a thing the whole idea of god basically became null.

The next nearest occurrence of a reality similar to ours is about 10^10^115 meters away from us at any given moment according to Max Tegmark.

"But muh god!"

Why would god create an infinite number of instances where you could either be alive or dead? The entire idea of quantum-suicide punches a hole straight through the bible as well.

However I guess it depends on what you consider to be 'god'. If you believe God is whatever caused the big bang that's one thing, if you think God is a sentient being that intentionally made us exist I think you're probably smoking something.
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>>728641417
I guess it does ;3

>>728641435
yeah, takes lots of work and practice
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>>728641588
Hellz yeah it does, choo choo the banana goes!
I swear I didn't mean that to rhyme
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>>728641653
but none of that rhymed though
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>>728641588
Yeah but it easily is the most rewarding
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>>728641716
>does
>goes
You can't tell me those don't rhyme
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>>728641759
they don't rhyme
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>>728641719
I can imagine

>>728641759
but they're said like duz and goze
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>>728641759
>>728641835
this
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>>728641812
>>728641835
Who cares, English is a stupid language, now choke on this banana
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>>728641759
Nice try guy

>>728641835
The problem is finding a guy
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>>728641927
rude
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>>728641964
Mueh >>728641964
>>728641979
The choke on banana part was meant for jeff, but you're welcome to try it too :p
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>>728641927
wow, not after you go and insult english like that

>>728641964
yeah, but I'm sure they're a good amount of guys looking for a guy like you
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>>728641964
Mislink >>728641927
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It is quite easy finding men, go to craigslist.
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>>728642088
Yeah if you want aids
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>>728642063
Fiiiiiine I take it back
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>>728642088
>>728642063

Yeah but they are all old,
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>>728641503
Quantum physics by no means disproves the existence of God. The man who discovered the Quark himself became an Anglican priest. Religion and science are not mutually exclusive and in fact have been very much intertwined for centuries. It wasn't until relatively recently that the idea that science and religion were forced to separate, before the late 20th century most scientists were devout members of various religions, Einstein was a devout Jew, Newton was a Christian occultist, and so on.
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>>728642126
good
now you can proceed with the banana

>>728642171
no guys around your age looking for a sissy?
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>>728642171
Yeah, same problem here bud. I just dont look anymore.
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>>728642223
Steadyyy... aiiim... SCHLORP
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>>728639774
Ha

>>728639833
Nvm

>>728639972
Lol
What I do irl

>ok
Bye
Night
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>>728642336
Hoho
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>>728642277
what were you aiming for?

>>728642336
nite hunbuns
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>>728642371
Well you're still talking, that means you aren't choking :P
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>>728642254
I know its sad, I almost met one but I flaked, he was 48

>>728642223
I was talking to one guy but he stopped messaging me back

>>728642336
what do you do irl, and gn
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>>728642447
Go out and fuck old men.
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>>728642438
thank you for being so courteous

>>728642447
that sucks. maybe there's someone you know from day to day stuff that would want you
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>>728642510
I've thought about it, its sorta hot

>>728642554
I'm not ready to come out in my personal life
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>>728642554
You're welcome, thanks for letting me pretend-fuck you lol
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>>728642615
ah, I see. out to anyone at all?

>>728642624
I've got your back bananana
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The idea of science is to explain the how, to explain the way that things function and so on. The explanation of the how does not negate the existence of God. All early scientists pursued their findings to better understand the universe in order to bring them closer to God. Many of them saw God as this sort of divine creator of the system and that by understanding the system they could better understand God. It was a common belief that God specifically wanted the system to be understood so to bring humanity closer to him.
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I'm starting to feel like snarf posting on here.

22 is entering the age of the cringe.
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>>728642717
No, I tried to one of my friends but he didn't take me seriously
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>>728642717
Front more like :p
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>>728642809
damn that sucks. gotta build your courage up again after that?
I've only come out to 2 people so I know that feel

>>728642822
:p
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>>728642447
Yeah, way too old.
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>>728642958
Unf ;o
Well it's bed tiem, bump ya another time, or whatever madness we come up with
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>>728643089
ok, nite bananana
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>>728643116
Nite slootybooty
That's for bananana :p
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>>728642958
Yeah, I was questioning my sexuality for a while, saying I was bi curious but I love calling myself gay. I am almost certain I am gay. I don't think my current friends would mind, I just think it would be weird. My dad would hate it

>>728643018
He was going to buy me things but it was too weird, most of them are really weird old men. The problem with craigslist is they are just looking for a fuck
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>>728643245
huh, I was basically the same way, except that I've only come out to my parents. It really sucks not being able to talk about it
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>>728643360
My dad hates gays, I think its funny
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>>728643473
damn, that really sucks
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>>728643245
Sounds like he thought you were a whore. Whore's are always looking for material substance since sex with old guys really isnt appealing to anyone.
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>>728643473
Have sex with your dad.
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>>728643647
It is what it is, I want to come out but its w.e

>>728643767
But I wanna be a whore

>>728643775
I wouldn't mind an older guy but straight guys arent my type
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>>728643899
Everyone is young here.
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>>728643899
well I hope it goes better the next time you do try to come out
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>>728643999
I'm pretty sure I'm older than most everyone here. Old enough to feel awkward whenever I post.
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>>728643999
Everyone is my age but no one lives near me.

Bummer.
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Then you shoulda took that 48 yearold's offer. Get some stuff, get fucked in the ass.
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>>728644082
Oldest is 30 so far.
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>>728644061
Thank you, its nice to talk to like minded faggots
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>>728644178
31 here.
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>>728637279
caramels? what does that mean?
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>>728644153
I know, minor regret,
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>>728644196
yeah, it's really great talking to the fags here
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>>728644213
Too old.
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>>728644264
I've been there. Don't do it. You feel gross after taking it up the butt from old dude wang.
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>>728644376
That's what I'm worried about. I just want to know what its like tho

>>728644283
Makes you realize your not the only guy who likes it in the butt
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>>728644264
According to escorts and porn stars, old dudes are pretty gross and the experience is extremely unpleasant.
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>>728644519
It's not at all pleasurable. Just find a guy your age, anal sex feels really good but doing it with someone you're not 'into' (That's not a pun) just feels like someone is punching you in the butthole.

Find a guy you're physically attracted to and it'll feel awesome.
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>>728637279
splib
>>
ded
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Sometimes dead is better.
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>>728646012
Haha.... wow, exactly. Tried it once with someone I didn't care about. Nothing magic happens :(

>>728644213
32 here... I bet there's older too
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I am sure there is at least one 60+ year old man lurking here. I've seen them in other threads, and there are enough disgusting perverted old people out there that at least one of them have found their way here.
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