I want to buy a fleshlight online, does anyone know how can I

>>728632951
So if you have a credit/debit card and you buy from say amazon, itll appear as "Amazon" in your credit/bank statement.

It's a sex toy, not child pornography. Why do you need to hide the transaction?

>>728632951
paypal

>>728632951
In fact here you go.
https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Original-Male-Masturbator-Pink/dp/B001BP1MI2?th=1

Buy a prepaid visa gift card.

I just said it in the other thread, but queen cat adult toys has factory second pocket pussies for $10 each. If you want one, grab a few of those. If you get lucky you can get up to a $50 toy for $10.

>>728633073
so mom doesn't know I used her card.

>>728632951
Which one you plan on getting?

>>728633073
Because anon is a little babby boy and he can't have mum find it or hell experience proper shame

>>728633073
Nobody wants any info about their sex life (or lack of) revealed. Whether it's legal or not.

>>728633073
I'm in college and my parent pay for my tuition fees on the condition that they have a tight grip on my bank account.

>>728632951
quit being a pussy and fucking buy one already

>>728632951
Don't do it, Fleshlights are fucking garbage. The majority of the reviews are fake and the thing is more trouble than it's worth. The only way it's like sex is how messy it gets. In fact you have to clean up after using it just like you would after sex.

The main problem with fleshlights is you have to keep lubing them over and over again while you use them. 3-4 times per one session, whereas a real vagina would just stay wet throughout sex.

Don't do it, you will be throwing your money in the garbage. I have one sitting in my drawer right now and it just fucking sets there because it's more trouble than it's worth.

If you want to spice up masturbation, get some rings for your cock and balls.

>>728633052
Yeah but I don't want any money flow to appear on my banking statement

>>728633316
Like I said, buy from amazon, and when she wonders what the fucking transaction is you can just lie and say like a book for college or some shit.

>>728632951
Most of them suck anon.

Get a good texture, or don't get one and fleshlights quickshot instead. Much smaller, convenient, feels better, not a pain in the ass to clean, cheaper etc

Don't. They arent worth the money. Buy a tenga egg. It's like 1/10th the cost and feels even better and its easier to hide and if people find it they might just not realize what it is

>>728633438
Aren't those disposable?

>>728633404
Any advice on the model?

>>728633359
I could try, any advice on the ring?

>>728633176
Where can I get one of those card?

>>728633834
Any place that sells gift cards. Walmart, CVS, pretty much anywhere.

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>>728633359
Some of the textures were aight. When i was renting a house alone and gave no fucks the stoya destroya and obsession/bliss texture felt fucking awesome.

I was a tinder manslut during that time and i will say with 100% honesty that certain sleeves feel better than pussy and i hit almost all of those girls bareback. That's half the reason i got a fleshlight i realized how sexually reckless i was and i was going to catch something or get somebody pregnant

Fleshlight isn't great OP but this guy is just a salty asshole. When id feel the horny vibe coming id fill my sink with hot water. Look at shit and get myself good n ready, take the now hot fleshlight and shove it between my mattress and the frame and go to town and it felt great.

With sex it would be about 10-15 minutes before I come and if I don't unless she's fun in the sack i would just stop. With the two sleeves i mentioned itd be like a minute in and id have to pull out so i could get more pleasure

I have another idea....get a woman

>>728633359
This dude knows whats up.

Just get a Tenga product if you want something like this, the japanese know how to make fake pussy. Feels better, less bulky, way easier to clean.

>>728634090
>Fleshlight isn't great OP but this guy is just a salty asshole.

Yea whatever you say shill, call someone salty but you're the one upset. Your product is garbage.

with a woman the bitch gets up and cleans that shit herself. And if you fuck her right she'll come back with a sammich and a beer

4chan is for people 18+. Get off.

>>728633663
>>728634090

I named two sleeves in my expanded post.

Pic related one of the many girls I stopped fucking from my drug and alcohol fueled sex romp in favor of fleshlight.

>>728633377
Buy a gift card and use that to pay. Jesus christ being 12 is hard.

>>728634241
Anytime anybody likes anything they are a shill and there are secret fucking corporate money laden jackasses vitally marketing products aaaall the time.

I'm not upset i just speak very aggressively. Oh my goodness little babby boy you need to lube the fake pussy? It doesn't produce its own lube holy shiiiiiiiiiit

>>728634597
>Anytime anybody likes anything they are a shill
You're upset at someone else's opinion enough to start name calling. You're either a shill or borderline Asperger, I'd say he made the polite assumption.

>>728634090
should you wear a condom while using a fleshlight

>>728634735
You shouldn't buy a fleshlight.

>>728632951
get an amazon gift card secretly, make an amazon account in a name that's not in your name, send it to your address.

>>728634735
Nah a condom would be pointless. Unless you want to last longer I guess.

>>728634735
Its near impossible to cum with a condom while having sex you're just gonna go limp fucking a flesh light with a condom

>le bait

>>728634731
As someone watching this conversation unfold, you seem to be the more upset party. I hope your alright Anon.

>>728635611
Thanks m8 dude is butthurt and screaming about shilling. Its as if he had spent too much time on this site and forgets 4chinz banter is not regular discourse

>>728634148
If you have any amount of girth or length tenga is terrible.

Fleshlight is much better if you are above average size

>>728635740
I don't know if I can feel bad for someone who clearly owns one of the biggest salt mines on the planet.

>>728636031
Fuck you shill!

>>728635867
They make Tenga "US Size" now. It's on their website

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>>728632951
This is mine. I forget what the websites called but it appeared as the websites name on my bank history and it wasnt in any way sexual or explicit. Also the packaging is obviously just a brown box. It doesnt say "pocket pussy delux" on the side.

So no, if you buy one your wife wont find out as long as she doesnt open the box.

Do odd jobs on craigslist and shit for some cash on one of your days off. Then use cash to buy an amazon gift card. Load up card to amazon and buy it.

How do I clean mine? Whats a good way to disinfect it?

>>728636031
Bro im so not salty. I'm a xen fucking master over here

>>728636357
I dunno about fleshlight specifically, but the japanese ones you can just turn inside out and clean it with hand soap.

>>728636304
I already have a job and the cash but I don't know how to buy the Amazon gift card with cash. But I guess I could check in postal offices, pharmacies and such

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>>728636291
This is the obsession sleeve i talked about before.

You can see its basically a more intense version of his pic. Highly recommended. Drained my nuts into that thing 50 times probably. Destroya felt better after you use it a few times. I tried 4-5 different sleeves and most of them sucked in comparison

Buy prepaid debit card from Walmart, then use that.

>>728636649
Duly noted man. I think I'll buy this one from fleshlight.ca. So I'm probably not going to take an Amazon gift card but rather a prepaid credit card if I can find one

Not OP but I've been thinking about trying out a flashlight or tenga or whatever for a while now.
For me the problem is concealment though.
What are the best ways to hide these things?

>>728637116
Forewarning, the thing sucks if you literally jack off with it. You gotta stick it somewhere and hump into oblivion and you'll be bustin fat nuts

>>728632951
half the eBay sellers have discreet names that come up on your paypal account. i beleive paypal purchases just come up on bank details as paypal

>>728633377

>other people have access to your private banking information

You aren't old enough to buy one, or you're a turbo cuck.

>>728639408
Well I mean, for free tuition fees I don't care that much somehow

>>728633359
I agree. These threads are started by fleshlight employees...

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>>728632
online transaction media.
paypal, bitcoin, et all

>>728640830
I don't see how that would make anyone want to go buy one. the shills may be employees, but hell if I am going to buy a sex toy cuz some anon on /b/ says its good, i do not come here for advice on buying shit

>>728633316
Then buy it with cash at a sex shop

>>728633359
this nigga knows. I bought a $10 one off amazon and it feels just like the $50+ dollar ones. It's all the same material and none of them last that long

stay away from that tenga or whatever it's called too, they are shit and break down very fast

>>728634735
Yes. You don't want to be getting your flesh light pregnant.

>>728633359
Of course you have to clean it, you just jerked off into it, but you only need to rinse it out with hot water and let it air dry

Get better lube or just use your spit, a great free lube.

I've had mine for about 5 years or so now and although I only use them occasionally, the material, construction, and use is still fine.

You2Toys Chantal's Pussy Masturbator https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001GHJ7YQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_c.06yb05ZNCYP

I got one of these. The hole goes all the way through so you can just splooge outside the hole. Very good nut. So all you have to do is run some water all the way through to clean. And was £7 when i bought

Yo, just grab yourself a Bad dragon penetrable. Do a little research and find the one that's good for you, shit's impressive.

Get a Vulcan. They're made of good material.

>>728633316
Buy a gift card, like amazon or visa at the grocery store along with your groceries and shit and then use that online.

Alternatively open up another bank account that they do not know about

>>728633359
buy better lube silly