Stuck in bed with two broken legs. Make me laugh /b/

You should have chosen a higher building.

>>728625855
/thread

>>728625770
get another 11 players and you got a whole Foosball game.

What the hell do you do all day?

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fpbp as always

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>>728625770
why is your bedroom so depressing?

Who's disabled and a faggot? OP

>>728626145
Vidya, fap, eat, tv. Cant really do much else.

>>728626304
Its my sister's guestroom. Staying here for the next couple months while I heal up

>>728625770
Wtf happen lol

Post pussy pix

>>728626515
I got clipped by a car on my bike.

>>728626491
Your sister cleaning you after you shit in her sheets?

>>728626386
>fap
How? does your legs hurt when you climax? does the pain medication lower the intensity of the orgasm?

>>728626812
Not when but after. And it doesnt lower the intensity just takes FOREVER to get there.

>>728625770
If you are not in a relationship, you are missing an opportunity for pity oral sex.

>>728626672
Sorry dude. Speedy recovery hopefully

>>728627017
shit man, I know a guy that was in an accident and his hands were fucked up, he could only fap using a thumb, index and middle finger for months

>>728626672
:o lawsuit?

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>>728625770
I had a broken leg last year but i could move thru my house with a walker or crutches.
How do you get up to poop OP?

Don't think about the itching!

>>728627886
I can drag myself into my wheelchair but usually with help from friends/sister/her bf

>>728625770

A guy walks into a bar. It clearly wasn't OP.

seriously... look for people on craigslist with a caregiver fantasy to help wash and then orally pleasure you. Your sister may not like strangers coming to her house, but if she's not doing the oral service someone should

>>728625770
Time stamp or it isn't real.

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This is how broke his.legs

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>>728625770
I hope the rope breaks

>>728625770

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One cannibal turns to the other and says:

"reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight"

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>>728629888

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>>728629944

>>728626672
i hope it was someone who is rich

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Squirtle uses watergun!

>>728625770
So... I have like 200 questions let's start small.

>How did you break them BOTH
>How do you pee?
>do you have a cathader?
>Did it hurt?
>Or... A pee bucket?
>If so, How do you empty the pee bucket?
>Do you shower?
>HOW
>Do you live alone?
>HOW?

show your cock, op.

I can't make you laugh but I can say,
Ur leg casts look cool bro

This is absolutely going to kill you

https://vimeo.com/210862415

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Edna will make you laugh

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Here you go op. It's dumb but it makes me smile every time I think about it and giggle when I see it, so I'll share it with you and the people of this thread.

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>>728632704
And have this too.

>>728625770
Just walk it off bruh.

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Hey op, I broke one leg about 2 months ago. I know how it is. Learning to walk again is shitty. I'm still walking with a limp. I hope you're recovery goes well. Do your exercises a lot when you can.

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>>728625770
ei fuck the edgy fags in the thread.
get well soom mate.
here's a somewhat funny pic.