We all have secrets /b/... You know what to do.

>>728621838
I fucked ny best bro's ex a week after they broke up, just because i knew it was easy pussy and amazing one too

wasn't disapointed with the sex, just hope she never tells anyone

Fonger car back of friends Mom.

I gave my ex girlfriend HIV knowing my traitorous best friend would try and fuck her right after we broke up. Cash was so shit

there's some kind of a plot being hatched inside my large intestine as i type this. i don't know what it is planning but i will inform this thread of any developments

I want to visit a public shower after the location closes and take a long carefree shower and do whatever I want... I'd never go with people there

>>728622725
Anyone know how I can make this happen?

I came in my mouth earlier today.

I feel like i have better nuts when i jerk it rather than doing it with my gf

>>728621838
I just found out I was probably cucked. Want to kms and kill the chick.

i've raped close to 20 people

1 guy, about 19 girls

1 was my little sister'
1 was my current gf
7 were random street rapings where i never got caught
the rest were dates/friends

one time i was just outside jacking off. live in a busy chicago street. girl caught me jacking off in my alley. i chased her down and tore her clothes off and raped her brutally righht there down the alley

at least 10 people must have stopped to watch
im a sick motherfucker

i am starting to seduce children now and have been able to rape 1 13 year old girl as she came out of jr high down my street

>>728624163
Pics or ur lying

>>728623591
strory?

>>728621838

You're not sick of this shit yet?

>>728624163
proofs?

I've seen three homeless junkies OD and die in an empty lot near my house. I don't bother calling 911. I'm glad to see them gone.

Me and my cousin fucked when We were younger, i was fucking my friends ex, ive moved on to a diff girl im trying to have an actual relationship with but she still wants to fuck, and she doesnt know about the other girl.

>>728624163
Bullshit master, top tier fakery

>>728624163
>motherfucker 4chan hand this type of shit over to the police

>>728624163

Sure

>>728622003
mom fgonger car friend

>>728621838
I'm gonna kill myself soon and nobody can stop me. Anybody who has ever been suicidal and was talked out of it was never really suicidal and wanted attention :^)

Regulary go to friend house suck eachothers dicks.I usualy feel disust at gay shit and heterosexual but whem is his dick it doesnt look that bad.We have talk this over and agree that we are gay with eachother and still friends.No one knows besideshim and I

>>728625545
And I am heterosexual*

>>728621838

Have a fiance that broke up with me, we're dating again after 3 months of not seeing each other.

Love her to death but she's fucking crazy and i'm just leading her on at this point because she's so invested in the realtionship but I'm trying to do me, don't know why I agreed to date her again, in too deep at this point, she's gonna get hurt in the next few days since i'm just gonna leave her... fuck it, sex wasn't the best anyways.

>>728621838
i'm an alcoholic and gutter junkie and it's the only thing that makes me happy. i've finally found a wonderful boyfriend who wouldn't ever hurt me and does everything for me and i constantly criticize him because he isn't as smart as me. he's the best thing in my life, but i'm still self destructing and i don't know how to let go of the things that have hurt me. i thought i did, but i was just pushing it down and hiding it. sometimes i don't know if i don't want to ruin my life. i don't really care about myself but there's something holding on, keeping me from killing myself or i would have already done it, and i would still be on dope. wish i knew what it was. maybe it's my cowardice

>>728625545
>>728625627
>I am heterosexual
I dunno about that dude

>>728624417
a true hero

I was just chewing on a rubber band and accidentally swallowed it

it was weirdly salty and I don't know what that's from

>>728625545
hot actually

>>728624163
My hero

>>728626140
i wanna shoot you up
let you know the greatest pleasure and escape you'll ever feel in your miserable 9 to 5 life

>>728625363
Don't forget to live stream it faggot :^)

I knocked up my brothers wife a few years ago. He thinks it is his child. I started to hookup with his wife again 2 months ago.

-Be me (17)
-Best friend (15) and me get really drunk
-Start watching porn
-Some gay shit pops up
-We both have massive boners
-Grab each other's cocks through shorts and start rubbing
-Things lead to things, end up with an ass full of cum and a drained ballsack
-Best night of my life

>>728626111
Chek'm
Dont know dude,as i said gay shit kills my dick and i like chiks
Also i am not atracted to this friend its just that I dont mind,we do it for the felling more than anything.both virgens also

>>728626397
Now I feel bad lol You should seek some professional help

I am a male married to a woman and I have fucked/fooled around me more males than females. We have an open relationship but she doesn't know I use it to hookup with men. Am I gay?

>>728626181
bro that shit can wrap around your intestines if it's a larger kind.

>>728626665
Fake.
That's not how it happens.

>>728627123
>that shit can wrap around your intestines
how does it get outside my intestines

I shave my taint and balls with my stepdaughters razor. She leaves it in the shower. I also put come on her toothbrush.

I was able to temporarily take my old highschool teacher's panties and nutted so hard.

>>728626327
kill yourself

I killed the pope twice

>>728628930
>inb4
Yes the same pope

Go away CIA.

>>728622442

keep us posted, anon, and log speed.

I want to put my penis inside my gfs ass as she is shitting

>>728627118
>Am I gay?

.....yeah? I mean, bisexual at the very least

Growing up with my stepsister, I always had fantasies of her. She was always really uptight. Never even saw her in bra or undies. I think that's part of what made me want her so bad. The mystery. I used to jack off to thoughts of her all the time. I still feel guilty to this day and wonder if I should confess or just keep it a secret to my grave.

>>728629072
fuck you Trump

>>728621838
i was visiting relatives in the USA a few years ago. i fucking stabbed a homeless guy cause he sked me for money. only stabbed him once but he died according to the morning news the next day. no one found out it was me obviously.

My father hates and has disowned my younger stepbrother for coming out as gay and dressing as a woman. What he doesn't know is that every weekend when we were kids I'd fuck his ass or have him blow me every time I had a boner. My neighbor and I even double teamed him. He always seemed to want it, but I can't deny that we definitely contributed to his utter gayness.

Also, I sometimes crave anal stimulation, thanks to that same neighbor boy.

Whenever I see rekt threads, I always imagine that shit happening to people I love and it makes me feel like shit. I never type anything in the rekt threads, I dont want to be a pussy about it, but it still fucks me up. I love my gf a lot, and we're getting married soon. Just thinking of something like that happening to her fucks me up.

I'm into latex, breathplay, teasing, and electrostim. Earlier, I rolled in an "eat your own cum" thread and my number came up to do it. However, I want 4chan to decide how I cum. Combine whatever options:
1. Use vibrator on cock.
2. Use breathplay hood.
3. Use electrostim.
4. Use fleshlight while wearing a condom.
5. Fap to porn.

>>728621838
I piss in my friends sink when I visit their houses.

>>728630366
use vibrator on cock

i am 35 years old.
i got married when i was 27 years old.
i fucked approximately 150 girls in my entire life.
about 145 of them i fucked after i turned 28.
you do the math.

>>728631062
It shall be so. Thanks; now I can carry that out and then go the fuck to bed!

>>728631180
You got serious game, you cheating bastard.

>>728629631
Fucking DRUMPF

>>728631228
not the proudest thing for me to admit.
but a lot of those girls were just in it for the money. in other words, they were whores. there's no way i could find the time to fuck 145 normal girls. wife doesn't know anything. i plan to keep it that way. and if it means anything, i stopped fucking girls on the side. i think the curiosity subsided after 120 girls.

parents used to look after neighbours daughter from when she was a toddler
when she was 10 she would regularly stay over our house cause her parents would travel for work, one night had to help her with homework. Brought out her laptop and left it out when she went to bed
check browser history
>how to suck cock tutorial
>how to masturbate tutorial
>does cum taste good
See opportunity arise, waited one night for her to come in while I was strategically fapping it in the den, ask if she wants to give me a hand, she jerks me to completion without saying a word

>>728631602
Did you ever cum inside any of them? Any pregnancies? I kind of have a thing for anonymous sex, anon breeding, etc.

>>728621838

>Be me 14 years old
>Niece 9 years old (Mom had me when she was like 40)
>In Living room/bedroom
>Niece sleeping on bunk bed in fetal position on her left side.
>I see this, and I can also see her fantastic ass with her just in her panties.
>Think this may be my only chance to get pussy anytime soon. I was really horny, I wanted to know, no, NEEDED to know what a vagina felt like fully wrapped around my 14 year old cock.
>Sit on bunk bed just staring at her body. There was other people there but not paying
any attention to where me and my niece were. I thought I would be able to get at least 1-2 thrusts without waking her up or anyone noticing.
>Go up next to her in the same position like I'm about to spoon her.
>See her panties and part of her pussy lips poking out.
>I went and moved her panties to the side slightly so I can enter her.
>Dick is diamond hard
>Contemplate what I'm about to do and potential consequences

>>728631602
man, as an ugly virgin, please give me some advice

>>728629072
ugh

>>728631846
no, sorry to disappoint.. never came inside any and always made sure to use protection (except for BJs)... I'm a piece of shit, but even so i didn't want to give wife any STDs.....

>>728632174
Good on ya for that, at least. Any of those encounters get kinky?

>>728632031
you may think you're ugly, but you can work on your external features. you can always lose weight. wearing glasses with thick black rims may help to make your face look nicer. have money (you can be ugly and money will cover for many defects). pay for the girls (dont' be fucking cheap). wear cologne. say nice things to the girls ("hey, that's a really nice dress, i'm really digging it"). and last but not least, if you're not seeking a relationship and just looking to get laid, then get a nice hooker. there's not much to it.

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>>728622140
>>728621974

>>728622140
How's he a traitor if he waited until you broke up with her?

>>728631984

(Continued)

>Attempt to enter her pussy slowly with my rock hard dick.
>I get to her pussy lips, my dick is just on her pussy lips but not actually in her pussy yet.
>All I could feel was warmth. Warmth just on the head/tip of my dick.
>mfw when trying to go deeper and she starts moving.
>Quickly move from up under her, leaving her panties in the position I moved it.
>I'm at the end of the bed when she's still waking up.
>There's something next to me on the floor where I decided to frantically fiddle with pretending I'm busy with it.
>She lifts her upper body looking at me with a very worried confused looking face.
>sheknows.jpg
>I return a confused looking face like I didn't know what was going on.
>my heart was beating really fast, Like I'm fucked.
>When what felt like forever, she finally went back to sleep.
>mfw when she knows but I got away with it

>>728632362
i had one massage girl that was 21 years old, petite, tight body, small tits, but the best fucking ass i've ever laid my hands upon... and tattoos in many places of her body. she would not for the life of me do anything with me other than massages... and she did the same to all her clients. the most anyone ever got with her was a handjob.... and she had a bitchy, "i'm superior to you" sort of attitude... after repeating many times with her and opening up to her (i really, really worked on her for months) i finally get her to give me a blowjob. i can't describe how amazing it was to finally have this bitch put my dick in her mouth...

but for the life of me she wouldn't let me fuck her!!! long story short, after much and much work and effort (i was just really nice to her) i say let's fuck and she lets me do it. her pussy was so tight it was amazing. funny thing is she was not a loose girl, so she really didn't fuck around. the tattoos gave me the impression that she fucked around, but she really had not gotten any for a long time. she (not i) came buckets when i fucked her...

I have sex with one of my coworkers and were both guys. Im not open about to anyone but hes openly gay (im bi but would never date a guy myself).

I have a 50-75 tabs of acid at my parent shouse that have been there for 3 years. Last time i went over there they werent where i hid them (between the cover of a dr suess book). My parents wouldve brought it up to me if they found it.. we did just move houses though so.. i really have no idea where they went

>>728632174
You can get STDs even if you use a condom. You might wanna get tested, anon

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All my co-workers have sex with eachother except for me :(

>>728632629

(contined)

>I got away with it, but there's an aftermath.

She now has a fetish with incest. Before I've searched her iPad's history and there was first a search on google. "Rape videos" after that there would be entries of websites like xvideos or xnxx with search terms of just "Forced" "brother forces sleeping sister" "brother fucks sleeping sister" "brother fucks sister", etc. She forgets to delete her history. Literally just recently she was using my phone for a few hours and when I got it back I immediately went back to check the history, those exact search terms were there. This was a few years after it happened. I saw it as good in a way because I really want to fuck her, she's older now and she got some titties and a fat ass, she's thick af.

Only advances I've made on her is grabbing her ass, and she seems not to have any problem with it except playful "Stop haha", I've even grinded my dick up on her this one time when she called me over to see something out the window, I was fully and purposely pressing my slowly growing hard dick on her ass, there as a good 20 seconds of silence, I had to stop myself, I thought she would of stopped me. Anyways there's the story.

>>728633099
thanks man. got tested. luckily--and i mean somehow scumbags survive shit like this--i have no STDs. and i stopped doing this shit.

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i wanna suck on your lollipop

>>728626397
Fuck you, it's going out of my way and doing things for dickwads like you that got me into this situation. If I can't go a day without being reminded of how naive and disposable I am, then you shouldn't be able to entertain yourself with my pain. Tough tits.

>>728621974
nope thats gonna come out... people cant shut the fuck up.....

>>728623007
hide in closet.. make sure you can get out though

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I actually sympathize with Assad and Kim Jong-Un, and feel that both of them are just on the receiving end of the West's propaganda war. Iran and Russia, too; neither of those countries have invaded anyone, or really pose as serious a threat as the U.S.

It's a 'secret,' because my family just takes news at face-value, and would disown me if they knew how I felt. I read a lot more than they do, though.

>>728623556
cuz ur gf is fat n ugly

>>728634157

this is really dumb, but i like it

>>728629072

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>>728634249
Computer Love

>>728634353
Thats bush league. Check out this guys youtube channel f you really want to know what happened on top of all that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTzFNrsKns&t=323s

>>728634353

that's from a holocaust denier website and north korea is a dictatorial shithole that's worse than russia. iran used to be ok and who knows about syria.

>>728634722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTzFNrsKns&t=323s

Backed up with sources from emails and many others.. The picture sourtve has it wrong. Look at the channel is sent you.

18. Started bedwetting not too long ago. My parents don't know yet, or at least I don't think they do - telling them soon so I can go to the doctor. Don't want to be wetting the bed when I go to college and live in a dorm room so.

>>728634811

ha dude, you got me. for a second i thought you were serious.

>going through divorce
>no children so i think it's going to be a nothing thing
>she starts losing funds so she's gunna get anything she can grab
>she wants my car
>Mercedes-benz
>oh hell no
>my lawyer is talking to her lawyer to figure out when to schedule next mediation
>got to do something
>get 4chan to just throw out some ideas for me to do cause they are not my personal army
>4chan advises me to hack her email and social media
>"i'm not really a hacker, guys"
>genius anon says "did she ever use your computer? passwords might still be saved in browser."
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>instant access to her 2 gmail accounts, facebook, linkedin, everything
>change all passwords and unlink phone from facebook so she can't recover
>wait a second, what's this?
>her android phone and tablet linked to gmail accounts
>remotely wipe and lock tablet, then phone
>her lawyer can't get in touch with her

so that was last week
bitch ain't gunna take my car

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>>728634722
>north korea is a dictatorial shithole
Precisely what you've been told.

>>728621838
>I am the andy sixx log of shit poster

>>728634879
kek if you dont want to look at the sources fine, but theyre from the emails that were leaked so its not my problem you dont want to analyze them. The emails said what they said. Take it or leave it but dont deny it.

>>728630679
this

I really want to suck a dick right now

can we get more replies to this? that would be great.

>>728635005

european news is pretty accurate and confirms that dprk is a shithole run by an angry baby.

>>728635077

i'm not wasting my time on that shite.

>>728635434
I agree

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>>728634912
>remotely wipe and lock tablet, then phone

you pulled an Aaron Barr
and you're not even a hacker

nice

i really want to fuck a tranny. There was one who posted on 4chan last week who was an hour from me but i think i scared her off because i live an hour from her..

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>>728635436
>european news
>not part of the Western propaganda machine banging the war-drums
mhmm.

>>728629583
secret

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>>728634157
>this thread

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>>728629583
dont let your bad side fool you anon
>>728635666

About 10 years ago an online friend literally saved my life when I was about to suicide.
Couple of years later he helped me confessing to a girl which is now my girlfriend.
He's always been broke as fuck and lost his job 5 years ago, only managing to find small jobs which were barely enough to pay his rent, so he moved back to his parents' and still struggles to keep enough money for himself.
Me and my gf have been saving up some money for him since he lost his job.
In a month it'll be his 30th bday, and Imma give him $100k

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>>728635828
>using a vpn
Really though, when North Korea drops 26K+ bombs on 7 countries who
>can't fight back
>didn't attack it in the first place
like the U.S. did in just the last year, then I might start believing it's a threat. Simply declaring that you aren't afraid to defend yourself if need be for 60+ years isn't the same as launching one war after another after another on false pretenses.

>for future reference, you can screencap by just pressing 'prtsc'

>>728625627
"I enjoy a good asspounding as much as the next guy... that doesn't make me gay"

hey mom, tom cruise wont come out of the closet!

im still surprised at how easy it is to drop cock and balls on a cam site and spaff off for cock hungry tweens

>>728636129
hello again anon, got any new material for us?

>>728633308
How old are you guys now? Gonna try to fuck her one day?

>>728636185
nothing new to report unfortunately

>>728631180
prostitute addiction.
was hard to break my habit.
finally just quit, scared of being caught.
in the end, i just got blowjobs with condom on, couldnt nut.
now have trouble cumming with my gf, even though alway bareback.
No diseases ever, thank satan.
lucky me

>>728621838

i got over my bitch oneitis in the weirdest way possible.

my mixed affection and anger led to many months of me having cuckold fantasies about her. then i started shitposting about it on here. i kept doing this over and over until reality changed and i was now posting it ironically. then i got bored of it, and thus got over her.

true story.

>>728636011
Although what your doing is amazing. He himself needs to get his act together.

He needs to know how to manage money, life, and his jobs

>>728636129
And it's Easter holiday omegle and the likes are full of them

>>728633840
fuck, just do it, quit whining, faggot.
weird fuckwad is just dragging it out...
seriously, we dont give a fuck, no one does.
you are a waste of skin,
hurry the fuck up

>>728636906
I know its awesome
had two 12yo's basically say we wanna make you cum and then lez it off until I did
amazing

>>728637034
Sweet. What nationality?

>>728637299
murican
real neet as well
thirsty too

Pm

https://discord.gg/UgAjQ

>>728627118
Yes

>>728637697
I mostly hit up the British girls.

Ever been single digits?

My uncle abuse me from when I was 4 till I was 13. But the worst part is he would put bengay on his fingers and his penis when he fingered me or had sex with me. It left burn scar tissue all over the inside of my vagina. He did this so the extra scar tissue would give him more pleasure when he had sex with me. Every guy I've ever had sex with has told me my vagina feels different and better. Instead of making meek feel good it depresses me each time someone tells me this. Sex is always a little painful for me no matter what I'm just depressed I'll never get to enjoy it like I was meant to.

>>728636506

don't be gay keep e-stalking her

>>728621838
i hate it when my gf gets all depressed about her life because she's got basically nothing going for her. if it wasn't for the kid we have together then i don't think id be with her any more. it was hard when her dad died but she turned into a bitchzilla after a year of not grieving. then she got it all out and now shes supposed to feel better but shes got a years worth of work to catch up on. so she gets pissy that she has no time with the kid or doing grocieries but plenty of time to watch movies while writing fiction that she wants so bad to be published one day, which is what she really wants to do and not the store we started together because im not doing enough with it

>>728638021

That doesn't sound like Bengay.

i have been changed by nicole. i want to undo it

>>728635062
I hate your guts. Please go jump into a pool of AIDS infested fetuses and razor blades.

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Is there any hope left?

>>728637975
yep
a few times
one time the look of raw primal thirst that came over here when I brought it out was mind blowing
she was tasting the air instinctively
as if she could taste it
so good

Sometimes I think about getting cuckold by my pregnant girlfriend, I told her about it and she said that she'd do it for me just not when she pregnant.

>>728635543
Me too !

>>728638118
It was I remember the tube very clearly

‏>>728621838

>>728638021
>literally turning somebody into a textured fleshlight

>>728638572
One said to me, can I see you do the sperm thing. Was so cute, I asked what she gonna do for me and she bated with a hairbrush. Towards the end she was sucking the handle while I cum buckets

>>728636797
He lives in a country where the average salary is about $700-800 and the average rent for a small apartment(35-45sqm) is $500.
He makes $650 being an IT technican in a small high school in his town.
Being back into his parent's, his income is legally added to his parents' pension(about $500/month) as one whole income, which makes the total annual income(both his income and his parents' pension have 13th month salary) just above the requirements for his parents to get almost free medicines.
So, while when his parents lived alone their $500 were enough to pay their bills and food with almost free medicines, with him back in there's no more free medicines, and since almost the entirety of the pension goes for bills and food, he has to pay for the whole medicines, about $350-400/month.
Living alone, he has no enough money for food or anything else, living with his parents he manages to keep $200/month for himself(he being back has obviously raised the bills a bit and there's more food to be bought, so he pays part of that too).
The only way to escape this is for him to separate his income from his parents' pension, but the only legal way to do that is to prove he either own a house/apartment or pay a rent for one.
If you can live decently with $200/month, tell me how.

>>728638942
i love it when they know and when they're into it
>shoot the sperm
>sees I'm a minimum 10 spurter
The best

>>728639281
Yea fully one just straight up said, do you wanna see my vagina.

Insta diamonds

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not the best secret but hey

>>728639367
A little German girl was the cutest for me. She said "i want to see your semens". Blew a huge load for her.

I've been keepibg my undiagnosed bipolar disorder a secret from everyone I know. From all the stories I've heard, only a matter of time till I fuck something/one/myself up to the point of no return. As long I'm living under my parents roof, no way in hell I'm getting diagnosed.

>>728639498
eurotrash
fuck yeah

This is about me
https://vimeo.com/210862415

I want to visit a glory hole and get fucked by strange cocks...I'm a male

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>>728626923
> no dipshit you're not a virgin or straight. You're a faggot.

>>728622442
I can guess on the ending to that story but, pic.

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Just got this
confirmed thirsty sluts on omegle
nice

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>>728621974
>just hope she never tells anyone

>>728630679
This is something to confess? Christ, I have a lot of calls to make. >>728635005

>>728640165
Yup it's a fucking cattle market. >>728639498
I have two that stick in my mind. One was a girl about 16 that stayed with me for about 20 mins and did everything, she was amazing.

And one that pretty much took her virginity with a marker pen a bit thicker than a sharpie

>>728638068
Your life sounds terrible

>>728629072
Oi trump fuck Ivanaka not me

>>728640165
>>728640460
what country/language did you use?
whenever i set it to english, both in text and video, all i get is hundreds of bots and very few real people who are always male.

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>>728626092
get the fuck off dope.
get the fuck off 4chan.
and kill yourself.

I have a thing for fucking other peoples girlfriends. Which is, pretty great.

But I lost - and rightfully so - one of my very best friends when I slept with his gf. It's been over 6yrs and it still bugs the hell out of me I did that.

Sorry JWS.

Been fucking my friends mom for a few years now

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>>728641579
backstory?

>>728641657
>working part time at bar, that her and friends came to for happy hours, they were fun and flirty bunch
>she was a regular and stayed too late and had too much to drink one night
>offered her my couch at my place around the corner
>walking her back i started to think yeah i might hit that, she wasn't minding my hands brushing up against her tits and ass
>at my place, offered her some water and she got to talking about her shitty marriage, lack of sex
>told her I can help with that, and put her hand on my lap and let her feel my bulge and started kissing her
>took it out and was nothing hotter that my friends white mom sucking my dick
>bent her over and just tore that pussy up, she came a bunch and been a regular fuck since

>>728640790
yep but im the jerk who supports her and pays her bills and everything else so i should be doing more. thats what she told me tonight.

>>728641917
nice work bro

>>728642081
thanks- she a horny milf, even manged to talk her into trying a few threesomes with friends, she was down for just about anything

>Be me.
>age 37
>Extreme racist
>Closet racist
>Meet nigger
>She looks horrid
>Libtard friends pressure me into dating
>Beta AF, so go with it
>Date for months
>Marriage
>Half nigger kid
>She still doesn't know I'm a racist

my older sister who was 19 at the time messed around with me and two of my friends when were 15 took my vcard

>>728621838
>Go to HS with a girl who wants to become a theater major
>Kind of a bitch but I didn't want to stir the pot so we got along
>We graduate and friends go off to their respective colleges
>Bitchy girl dropped out her first year (about eight years ago)
>Moves back to town afterwards (college was out of town)
>2-3 years ago we meet up again and she has a qt shit
>Actually cute, not weird shit
>4 or 5 at the time
>She becomes friends with my son (same age, roughly)
>She hangs out at our house pretty often because her mom works
>I don't really like seeing kids bounced around, even if they aren't mine
>Fast forward to a few months ago
>Find out the daughter is actually a boy
>Mom has apparently treated him as a boy since birth
>Don't really know what to say
>Ended up reporting the mom for potential abuse
>???
>Don't really know if I did the right thing or not

>>728642406
>Getting cucked by libtards.

How the mighty have fallen!

>>728642938
yes, you did the right thing. no more confused kids, lets go back to normal, not everyone is a maury povich episode waiting to happen

>>728641209
There are plenty of apps not just omegle. Try using some others.

12's gotta try harder than that

>>728622003
Fuck off, then come back with some new material.

I married my stepsister. We have been close sens I was 9 and her 7. The day after her 18th birthday we ran away together t start are lives together.

>>728625358
Fuck off, then come back with some new material.

>>728624163
>rapes persons of different ages and genders.
Are you a nigger?

>>728644071
you'll learn to love the fonger fgt

>>728627118
Yup.

friends and me fucked our cousin when she was 14

I was married into a family that shares evary thing. I would often see my wife and her sister's in bed playing together. I guess because I'm new I don't get to join in.

>>728631290
You are a phaggot.

>>728630263
Congrats Anon, you are hereby classified as "normal". Don't fuck it up now.

>>728643756
they found them on omegle, so I wonder how they did it there since I always find mostly bots

>>728632174
I don't get it. I can barely get it up with hookers...

>>728636115
Kek!

Was asked to come home with a hot girl I met at a bar. I was hoping for some hot sex. Instead she tells me about her sister that has the body of a 21 year old but has a mined of a 14 year old and that she asked her to find her a date. I was able to run out the door when when the older sister showed me her birth certificate proving she's 21. So I was a gentleman man and to and stayed for tea then we had sex while the one I met at a bar sat in a chair and watched us.

>>728635062
You are an obsessed faggot.

>>728629072
K

>>728644133
Learn to love new jokes, faggot.

>>728633840
please don't do it...

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

I was gonna go through your phone while you were sleeping to see if you were still talking to her even after I begged you to cut her out of your life...but I didn't because that's not how trust works. I believe you. For now.

>>728645684

nah, he's cheating on you. he's just being careful.

learn 2 life.

>>728645684
if your name starts with M:
you wont find anything on that phone. it's clean.

that phone.

All of my relationships are built on lies

>>728645886

lies.

>>728625545
Hey I do this with my friend too

>>728645886
it's stretching a bit to call this a relationship

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I and my gf Are swingers. If we need money, we sell her for Sex.

>>728646009
yes

I have sex with my coworker who also lives next to me and im in the military and were both males (but im not gay)

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>>728646159
>but im not gay

>>728646159
nigga u gay 'n shit

>>728645717
He was never cheating tbh. He knew her first. It's a long story but basically he was just talking to a girl he'd mutually wanted to fuck back in high school and they reconnected a few years later. It just makes me uncomfortable because I'm a jealous person and I don't believe in innocent friendships between men and women. Especially not this one.

>>728621838
I don't put the toilet seat down

>>728645717
My name does start with an M but he calls me a nickname with an L...I am suspicious now damn you

>>728646354
MODS

>>728646271
lol i said that as a joke. Im bi but wouldnt date a guy though. I dont find the male personality attractive.. however i dont find the female one either

>>728646310
kek

>>728646362
you're not the one I'm talking about then. her nickname starts with an S.

he might be legit. maybe we'll never know.

>>728646362
My gut feeling has never been wrong in my relationshit.. never. I trust my gut more than the ex i was dating of 3 years at the time because of it. Damn you gotta look at relationships as a political game whenre suspicious. Pick your words carefully, be patient.

>>728646592
Sound advice thank you

>>728646592
alternatively, I had an ex who had anxiety and constantly assumed things were happening that weren't.

how reliable a gut feeling is depends on the person.

>>728624417
Community minded person

>>728641209
default language
I never seen any bots

>>728646729
Yea i agree. I personally do not get jealous at all so when i have a gut feeling its because i pick up on anomalies that shouldnt be there when other people would be jealous.. does that make sense? I evaluate situations very well and pick up on facial expressions, etc. Which is why ive never had an important relationship conversation unless it was in person.

My crush turns 18 soon, I want to do something, but I still can't bring myself to even mention it.

molested by my father. have an incest fetish now. i feel dirty.

>>728646982
What do you wanna do?

>>728646729
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that's me I have anxiety issues and depression all that on top of low self esteem. I feel bad for my bf because I'm really not the ideal mate

>>728647149
starting to reconsider whether you might be my gf now. but I'm pretty sure I don't call her anything beginning with L.

>>728646123
Wouldn't get much for her ugly ass. She better do the whole nine yards to even be remotely worth paying for

I wanna get romantically involved with my coworker but she's not into me as anything more than friends

>>728647149
He probably already knows. Took me a while to be blunt with my gf. I value honesty over anything in a relationship. I have to admit i was brutal as shit sometimes but i cant marry someone that wont take my honesty. Theres nothing wrong with someone not wanting to hear it, but thats not what i want.

>>728647431
are you a guy or a girl

>>728647251
Not unless you call her Lynn lol

>>728647464
Lynn G?!

>>728625363
dont do it luv.

>>728647464
I do not
thx for setting my mind at rest

>>728621838
I'm 22, in a secret relationship with a 15 y/o girl...
all we really do is cuddle, watch movies, and have sex probably 3 times a week. We cant really go out or get too involved in each others lives much (aoc here is 18)...
Even her mom knows all about it and is just fine with it... I still hide it from my roommate though.

Honestly, I always felt like I missed out on teenage love, and also always wanted to have a clingy gf who would do anything for me. I now basically have both of those, but its wearing on me fast. I am even starting to get a little tired of sex at this point.

>>728647594
Omfg same whew

>>728647431
Do MDMA with her. If both of you being together while having serotonin pinging all around your brains does not lead to any action then maybe it's best to just give up.

>>728647612
>I am even starting to get a little tired of sex at this point.

you'll fell different once you're 40 and all you can get is worn out single mom pussy.

so STFU and hit that shit as hard as you can faggot.

>>728647629
though we should probably hook up
I'm a cheater, you're a depressed girl with anxiety, we're clearly each others types

>>728647489
Yeah.. but you're not the same anon from before talking about his gf tho very strange coincidence hmm

>>728629072
Kys

>>728647694
>cheater
Plz no

>>728647773
nah it's okay baby that's behind me now I'm a different man

>>728626092
you cant just let go of the past. the past is part of your present and future. what matters is what you do with it. turn the pain into energy to move for something better. be true to yourself.
easier said than done, but words to live by.
the greatest rewards come from the hardest tasks.
good luck luv

>>728647719
;)

>>728621838
I fucked my old roommate's girlfriend while he was in class. He never paid his part of rent, so I got even. She always walked around my apartment naked/mostly naked. The first time it happened, she came into my room and woke me up because she was bored after taking a shower. She was super casual and took her towel off to dry her hair. Her body was an 8/10 but her face was like a 4/10. At first I told her to get out because she's annoying as hell, but I was diamonds. She noticed so she didn't leave. She went under the blanket and sucked my cock. Then she got on her hands and knees, and I fucked her until I came in her. I didn't get rent money, but I did get the best sex I've ever had.

>>728639613
>undiagnosed
>self diagnosed bipolar
Faggot

>>728647463
I'm a guy, and it's a girl. I'm in a relationship and I told her I started to feel something for her and she says it's not there but idk we match up so well like it's fucking ridiculous how well we match up
>>728647682
And I wanted to get drunk with her and she showed interest but she was worried about my girlfriend even though I proposed it as a just hang out thing

>>728647908
You're fucking dumb for letting her know you have a girlfriend.

>>728647908
wow fucking end it you piece of shit

>>728647989
I had a girlfriend before I developed any feelings for her, we were just coworkers until we really started talking and getting to know each other

>>728648067
End my life or my relationship? Why am I a piece of shit? Because I found someone I paired better with? Because my gf and I grew up into separate people from over the years? People change anon, the world isn't set in stone

>>728648169
your relationship. Idc how colored you see the world its wrong for your gf. I broke up with mine because we grew apart. It seems like you need to face reality. If you grew apart, why not break up with her and be with the other chick? Rarely in life is the choice ever other than between evil and lesser evil.

>>728621838
weird shit I did as a kid

>be 6 or 7
>have cock out
>dog comes over
>licks my cock
>act like nothing happend

>>728648275
Because I'm honestly terrified of being single and alone with myself for the first time in almost a decade

>>728648356
If you're not willing to take a risk, you'll never get what you want.

>>728648401
Tell me about it my guy, I know I'm fucked. I'm probably just going to play it safe till I die

>>728648356
Your a man, dude. Be confident in yourself. We know what we want and were determined to get it. Dont be a degenerate and work for what you want in life.

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>>728648483

>>728646123
Story time

>>728648628
not much of a story. This happens more often than youd think

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I want my own wife to get fucked in a gang bang by big cocks while i watch and join after

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After college I moved back to my hometown and rented a room out at my friend's house (where he lived with his wife and no children) mostly to help them pay for the house. I began having an affair with his wife that spanned almost two years. It was some of the best sex of my life and probably my worst secret, and I can't even tell my best friend.

>>728646123
ew...

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>>728648750
I have the exact same fantasy

>>728633840do it you weak faggot

I want somebody to take my pictures of me in diapers that I have, login to my facebook and upload them and lock me out a few days whiIe they have fun.

>>728648524
I really should but I guess I'll just live it out until I die

>>728648950
why?

>>728648990
I'm not reaIIy sure, tired of hiding it I guess

>>728649035
send pics to my kik if you want. ill send some back ;) kik - Whatisthisrn

>>728649119
got skype?

>>728649189
not anymore i dont :/

>>728648569
That's just sexist

>>728645625
>had a 12 gf when i was 25.
Story? Have you had sex?

>>728629072
Why

>>728632949
>mfw some kids found your acid

>>728647612
Can you show her to us?

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>>728649336

i was handsome fag. had crush on me. pic related.

>>728648649
Post her asshole. What's the most men she's done at one time?

>>728630263
anyone who doesn't immediately use shift+click whenever a rekt thread pops up in the catalog is a sick fuck (or a newfag that doesn't know how to hide threads)

>>728631180
>150 girls
gotta catch 'em all

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>>728634912
noice

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>be at family event
>downstairs in basement with cousin alone
>both of us are 15
>both tipsy from beer we took out of the cooler
>both virgins
>she takes off sweater and only has a tank top on
>hugetits.jpeg
>jokingly ask to see more
>flashesme.webm
>she rubs my thigh and asks to see my dick
>I take out my cock
>tittyfuck.gif
>she deep throats my cock until I cum
>she takes off her shorts and panties
>I lick her pussy and asshole
>we fuck and I cum on her tits
(Pic related. It's her.)

>>728621838
>be me
>24 yo
>Nurse...
> im not gay ... BUT I WANT TO FUCK WITH A TRAP.

>>728649814
oh hell yea man

current secret is pretty boring.
i went to a neuropsychologist a couple of weeks ago because i thought i had ADD, turns out my biggest problem is i am "gifted" in the very high range.
never even considered it.
i haven't told anybody but my girlfriend and mother, don't intend to.

>>728649814
>nurse
>not gay
of course you're not gay anon, of course.

>>728649814
I have one more secret....
again...
>be me
>23 yo nurse working in the Labor Delivery Area
>17 yo was my paciente... just delivered the baby...
> i Fuck with her... came inside.
>no regrets from both parts

>>728649983
Fuck off
i hate that stereotype

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>>728649540
normally I'd say no, but the thread is about to 404...

>>728650298
Fucked a woman who just give birth?

Bullshit to the max

>>728650298
>17 yo
>single mom
>her life is fucked
>vagina just sewed up from giving birth
>guy fucks her
i have no doubt this story is true.
also, are you a fucking italian or something

>>728650424
Mexican :D

My first time was "just the tip" in my niece's ass hole

>>728650508
story?

Fucked a girl, then later that night fucked her younger sister. Apparently women talk about these things, they found out had threesome.

Was cash

I rly want to lose my v card this summer with my ex but idk how to like bring it up to him .

>>728650881
OP I get to see him once a year cos I'm on vacation when I see him

>>728650881
OP I get to see him once a year cos I'm on vacation when I see him so it's like perfect

>>728650881
Boy or gril?

Hey ex, wanna fuck?
He says no, he's faggot

>>728651070
He's male

>>728650952
And he is older than me by a yr

>>728621838
-looks around nervously and wrings his hands...sometimes he drinks from the milk carton and puts it away without closing the lid- ._.

>>728651164
you fucking monster!

>>728651164
what the actual fuck

>>728651292
>>728651322

-is so ashamed-
v.v

>>728651111
Quads checked

Now post tits

>>728634912
>changing passwords without current passwords? Genius

>>728650616
With the sex drive of a porn star and the social skills of a screwdriver, I wasn't getting any. She was 8-ish?(I don't remember) Would do almost anything I asked. I knew her vagina was too small so I tried the back door. Couldn't get it all in and basically just went in "head deep". Came in her anus, never spoke about it. That was roughly 12-14 years ago. Thank God she either completely forgot about it or chose to not say anything.

And no, she wouldn't want to try anything now. Tried to cuddle her and she wriggled out after 15min. So she still loves me, but would not do the deed. EVER

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I have an Asian friend who has admitted to doing some fucked up shit
I want to see him go down and get caught because as much as I hate racism towards ethnics
Most of all I hate ethnics who deserve to be hated

>>728651849
Ima drop addy a text

>>728625363
Not all that don't go through with it doesn't mean they are not suicidal. Your brain sometimes can override voluntary actions to protect itself from harm. I do agree many do it for attention but marginalizing everyone in the same category isnt accurate.