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Will it hurt?

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Will it hurt?
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>>728615313
Maybe lol
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>>728615313
Not as much as living your life as a fat guy with a tiny dick.
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holy shit is that a dick or a condom before its used
shit looks like a button
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>>728615313
Why did you cut your dick off?
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livestream
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>>728616537
this.
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>>728615313
You're a big guy.
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>>728617003
4U
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>>728615313
put your damn clothes back on. nobody wants to see you like that.
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>>728615313
Suffocation is painful, in fact it is a very painful way to kill yourself.
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not worth it anon, please stop. you need to make yourself happy, work out, make friends, go do something you've always wanted. nothings stopping you, everythings possible. a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
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>>728617285
This
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>>728615313
y want people to find you naked like that they think you got killed by some homo you brought home...
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>>728616537
How?
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>>728617575
''think'' who do you think takes pictures of him and gonna help him
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>>728615313
that timestamp looks fake as hell
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>>728615313
will what hurt OPenis
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>>728617285
dis... he may also try not to be so much himself and to stop being fat and ugly...
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>>728618300
Not fake
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>>728619570
Lose weight you sloppy fuck, your dick would be normal if your pubic area wasn't so fat
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>>728619570
Oh shit
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>>728619570
before you anhero, why donĀ“t you pass some knowledge... what not to do in your case..
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>>728615313

Youre doing it wrong
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>>728620433
What's the right way?
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>>728620497

Figure it out yourself if you wanna die so badly.
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>>728615313
What are you doing op?
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>>728620593

A dildo in your ass is a necessity though.
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>>728620611
he's trying to pull a Robbin Williams

call 911 tell them you're about to kill yourself unless they send you a cute girl to give you head
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>>728615313
live stream it faggot
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>>728615827
lel
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>>728615313
probably for a few seconds.

Live stream it though. i want a sweet gif
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>>728620833
Live stream it how?
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SWAT yourself and livestream it
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>>728621101
use Google dumb mother fucker
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Any faggot can kill them self quietly, do something amazing. go save a baby from a burning building or some shit. Or go confront a gangster about to rob an old woman what the fuck?
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>>728621229
If I'd want to kill myself I wouldn't care for people anymore. If I did there was a reason to live.
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At least put some fucking pants on. Someone is going to find you and just laugh for 45 minutes before they even doing anything with your body.
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Op please don't do it. You need to set goals and work through your problems. Please please get yourself to a&e, the emergency room or wherever or ring a family member or friend and tell them how you feel
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nigga did you write /R/
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Mix bleach and ammonia on livestream quick and easy
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Not really, just make sure you completely empty out your ass and bladder so you can make less of a mess to clean up. Otherwise, you're just being one of the selfish, piece of shit assholes that probably made you miserable and misanthropic in this life in the first place. Kill yourself considerately... Go piss, shit, and put on some fucking clothes, you disgusting swine.
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>>728621326
it's not about caring for people
it's about doing something daring and exciting and while you couldn't give two shits about the people you save, others would think you're an hero for doing it
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>>728620497
I suggest if you plan on hanging yourself you put on some high-heels and women's underwear. You might also consider gay porn on the PC.
The coroner may then rule your death an accident and your insurance will still pay out. Your kin will then have not only the piece of mind of not thinking you were such a pussy that you couldn't deal with real life, but they will also hare some insurance money to put your worthless ass in the ground with.
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>>728621604
every suicide is selfish, it is in fact a murder and illegal.
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>>728621565
888 trips get
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>>728621119
Rolling for this
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Are you gonna kill yourself or what dude
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Don't do it - you have so many other things you can do in life... go do cocaine with strippers in Mexico and see nude beaches.
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>>728621565
Tryed that. Used urine nothing dangerous happened
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>>728615313
looks like someone's got a
Teeny
Weeny
Peeny
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That beard makes me think you are somecallmejohnny.
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>>728617285
We live multiple lives as the same being, and others.. so it doesn't really matter. It's going to serve a purpose, big or small. He'll just learn something from it after passing and possibly live his life differently in the next. Suicides are necessary. With his misery and death, good will manifest in the world somewhere. Can't have good without the bad.
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You're too pussy to do it lmao tiny balls
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>>728621820
Used your worthless piss? God damn OP you even fucked that up you don't deserve to be an hero
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>>728621679
*shrugs* Can still be considerate and make sure you don't ruin the carpet and expose your micro-penis to everybody.

All human action is at it's core, selfish.
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>>728619570
Is It a penis or a clit?
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Livestream?
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>>728621333
Tripps of truth anon
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If your doing it give us some entertainment at least, livestream you fat shit
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>>728622082
not all human action.
I've given gifts of things I'd rather have kept, it made me feel bad, but made the receiver feel good.
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Don't do it bro,
It's never that bad.
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>>728619570
/R/ ?
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>>728615313
dont do it
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>>728619570
what are you doing man put your clothes back on turn your computer off take a shower and go to bed tomorrows a new day.
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don't did!!!!

>if you do, live stream and give us link
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Don't do it mate, think of all dank memes you'll miss out on.
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>>728615313
dont do it chaddleboo
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You dis nigga from earlier????
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Do u have Tumblr or xtube account?
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LIVESTREAM FAGGOT
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DELIBER
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>>728624221
Grew hair on his crotch in 1 hour, ya it's him
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>>728619697
LMAO this
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