JUST CLOCKED OUT OF MY JOB FOR THE LAST TIME BITCHES, AND NOW I'M UNEMPLOYED
THE BEST PART
IM AO FUCKIN HIIIIIGH.
ALSO
SOME WOMAN GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER
>PIC RELATED
IT WAS
AUDREY
FUCKIN
BITONI
DUBS DECIDES WHAT TO TEXT HER
MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice bro, u gonna party?
Get wins boi. Also not sure if its real but if it was fake why use bitoni? Never hear her talked anout
>>728612921
Fuck yeah man
Alsi she's into doing something tonite apparently
Why don't you come over and show me how you play?
>>728613196
Bump
>>728613316
There is a 10000000% chance this is not Audrey but continue with shit posting
>>728613196
OP just say this, fuck the dubs
>>728613316
DUUUUDE DONT LET B FUCK THIS UP. GO GET LAID BRUH SHE CLEARLY WANTS IT
>>728613410
Fr but why not
>>728613499
you fucked it.
>>728613196
this jesus this please
tell her to txt you a pic of her tits to get you horny for tonight
You better fucking get laid god damnit.
Unsolicited dick pic
>>728613499
rip op
>>728613499
OP Here
I'm definitely not saying that Niggershit
>>728613863
The mad man did it
>>728613196
This
>>728613499
Kek my bad b/ros lmao
Who Audrey bitoni
>>728612672
GGs, you fucked up
>>728613863
tfw /b/ realizes they are literally watching a thread that is fake and gay while being shown dick pics
Faked til I see her respond with unseen pics
>>728613863
Well that escalated quickly
>>728614041
Post her ur balls
OhhhhMYGOODDDWHAT
/b/ros what do i do
Say "audrey, have you ever had sex before?"
>>728614179
rell
Forgot pic
>>728614170
if dubs tell her you're gay
I wanna touch your ass and breasts
Has op abandoned us already? :(
>>728614041
How do you know it's fake. Why would someone take the time just to trick people into thinking the sent someone a dick pic
Calling fake
>>728614226
Fake
>>728614263
rolling
>>728614263
reroll
>>728614226
GO TO HER OR INVITE HER OVER DAMNIT
get it OP
in b4 dinosaur
>>728614226
Seal the deal, lets be real, this is a steal.
Go get laid faggot.
>>728614226
Tell her you want to get pegged
>>728614226
>wait what
Kek op
>>728613499
>dont worry anon he accidentally got himself laid
OP: hey dude pretend to be this chick im gonna get laid with alright
Friend: uh okay...
This is why OP has no friends, he doesn't stupid fucking shit like this and they all unfriend him.
Fake and gay
>>728614263
Roll em
>>728614437
roll dubs to get double pegged
Here u go guys
>>728614226
Ask her to send one back
woot screw work!!!
Jade I'm messaging you because I'm into your brother can you forward that dick pic to him?
>>728614437
ROLLERINO
>>728614561
roll
>>728614426
>Eminem is dat you?
>>728614535
L M A O
Damn bro, have fun being blackmailed by some eastern European.
>>728614535
tell her to write clyde on her tits and i will believe you
>>728614535
Pls respond
>>728614561
rollo
>>728613196
OP THISSSSS
>>728614535
ASK for tits you fucker!
>>728614561
roll again
SHOE ON HEAD
>>728614561
roll yet again
if anything happens op must livestream it, it is the will of kek
>>728614597
Nah, Eminem didn't even go around randomly rapping. This is definitely a nigger
>>728614561
again
Will OP deliver tonight?
>>728614535
Haha . You might possibly bring some entertainment to my boring shift tonight . Thanks in advance anon.
>>728614561
last one and i'm done
>nigger is now mad
She responded
What do bros?
>>728614874
she ain't real.
>>728614535
>Friends
We're not your friends, OP. Kindly go fuck yourself
>>728614874
I will rape you into submission
>>728614874
do a scene faggot
>>728614874
Nigga if you dont record or take some pics... it's go time. Tell her to come over now.
>>728614874
OP, if you continue down this path, you're going to get stuffed into a sack and have your organs sold in an open-air market in Mexico.
>>728615011
say it OP
AAAAAAAA
FUCK
OPPORTUNITY GUYA
>>728614874
shouldnt of said your friends, she would've if she knew it was just between you two, dumbfuck.
>>728614874
Dis is bullshit. Clearly fake and gay. Unless OP is absolutely retarded and obviously getting catfished.
Doesnt question why you're posting to "friends'. Oh pls
>>728614874
What is this bullshit? what is your job working porn?
Wtf would you quit that job
>>728615011
fucking WINRAR on those dubs
>>728615115
Make some shit up. Say that it didn't pay enough, or say you found something better
>>728615000
checkem
tell her to come over and then tell her the story faggot
test
>>728615287
HE DID IT
>>728612672
I dont want dubs. She sounds like a Nig. Put some ajax on your cock if you fuck her and do society a favor.
>>728615287
you fucking moron
>>728612672
probably some dude fucking with you. Kys OP
Just talk to her like a human. Be true to her you dickhead.
>>728614874
>we can do a scene together
The fuck is this fake and gay bullshit?
>>728615477
Kek!! Checked
>>728615477
nah man its a legit porn narrative
Such a let down
>>728615287
Now I'm calling fake.
Whatever. Still entertaining.
>>728615091
Is this how the jews get your organs?
>>728615287
i want to slap that ass while i destroy your pussy dude.
>>728613863
lel
>>728614577
He got the dubs! Tell her you wanna get pegged.
>>728615382
You're a fucking retard. You bumped a classic troll thread. These threads rack up all the newfags for a reason. Now you know.
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
Rip OP
>>728615287
what?
>>728613486
fuck the dubs...? FUCK THE DUBS?!? FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728615287
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, HE JUST THREW AWAY FREE POON
Fuxk
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>728615287
OP you fucked up, you wont get laid now.
>>728615779
call her a fucking kike and block her
>>728615779
well fk that shit, dont fuck a whore, shits groce
>>728615779
>scene
Get the fuck out of here with this shit, you lying fake faggot.
>>728615779
o_O
>>728615779
What type of backpage shit is this
>>728615779
what point of rape don't you understand you dumb bitch?
>>728615957
reroll
Say yes and get the chloroform ready OP
>>728615849
roll for the only good response
Now you have to kill her, she knows too much.
>>728615957
Roll dem hoes
>>728615779
expensive hooker
>>728615779
Seriously? You thought you was gonna get some for free?
Now the dick remark they made, makes sense now. She was just playing you up, to just drop the money bomb.
>>728615957
re-re-re-reeeeeroll
>>728616088
lulz, do it OP
Bros I did a thing
>>728616146
you broke ass fag
>>728616146
dude.
RIPPPP she gave you her number not cause she wants to fuck but because shewants your money. OP prob thought he had game.
>>728615957
Rollerino
>>728616146
ooooooooooooooooooooooh shit, give her the child
>>728616146
tell her you got it with you then rape her when she get's there
listen cunt. any further contact will be deemed harassment. and ur a niggerfucker
>>728616267
reroll
>>728616146
>offers double the sticker price
Wtf anon? Are you really that dumb? You are supposed to talk them down from the starting price, especially since they claimed to want the dick.
I have AIDS, but I'm going to pay you five grands.
I love 4chan. SO so much
>rape you into submission
>>728616267
Roll em
OH SHITTT
>>728616228
This bitch is smooth, hes doing all the work and shes gonna go str8 in his pockets.
>>728616401
already dubbed
>>728615934
O_o
>>728616444
Chekkim
And I concur
BItches just want money
>>728616322
kek do it op
>>728616431
Riiiiiiight...
>>728616444
Checked
>>728616547
Obviously.
>>728616431
whats an advisor? Must be a metaphor for her pimp. OP is gonna die soon
>>728616444
OP should set it up and never show
>>728616444
Gettin straight hustled
>>728616648
RIP in peace OP
>>728616431
>advisor
the word shes looking for is pimp
GUYAGUYSGUYS
Pics or it's not her
>>728616322
Already got dubs on this so OP got a crime to commit
>>728616781
cancer
>>728612672
>MetroPCS
fake n gay
>>728616781
You gonna get shot fam.
GGs
POTG: Pimp
>>728616431
I want you to peg me. Take a picture with you and something large enough. show you're serious! :D
If real,
This is Audrey Bitoni.. We should be thinking of questions for a pornstar.
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/audrey-bitoni
www.pornhub.com/pornstar/audrey-bitoni
>>728616806
or is it a crime? she consented you have the logs so you fine OP
What about if i x4 the money
THE ANSWER
>>728616898
Those fake titties are cool.
>>728617079
fag
>>728617079
kys
>>728617079
Fucking damn we got played
>>728617079
faggot
>>728617079
Oh.
My.
God.
>>728617079
Arsehole
>>728617079
OP is fag
>>728617079
Based Troll.
>>728617127
>>728617131
>>728617138
you are all retarded if you actually took the bait
>>728617079
cuck
>>728617079
knew it wasn't real
>>728617079
KYS
>>728617079
I wish I could strangle mother fuckers through the internet. fuck you OP
>>728617079
Excuse me is this faggot serious
>>728617079
I fucking knew it. Next time at least choose a porn star we care about.
Also, fuck you faggot
dammit
>>728617079
>>728617079
fuck you nigger go fuck your mom. kill yourself faggot
K
Show me where you want it. Come on, sneak a pic. - Just for me. At least a smile so I can bust a nut up your nose. That shit get's me hard.
Faggot, like we didnt know the whole time that you created a contact called "Audrey Jade Bitoni" you pathetic cuck. There was a 5% chance I would of believed it if you would of just sent a pic of her from her end
>>728617079
Fuck you mothafucka, you a hoe ass nigga.
>>728617079
REEEEEEEEE
>>728617079
Kys NIGGER
>>728617079
jokes on you, it will be yours faggot
>>728617079
Diee
>>728617079
Shit.
>>728617079
Fgt
I think this thread needs a capping.
>>728617079
Wha
>>728617079
Fuck off cunt
>>728617079
We got fucking played
>>728617079
Well played
fuck. I was played
>>728617079
(You)
I found OP, guys.
>>728617079
Ugh. Maximum effort for minimum zozzle.
bitch
>>728617079
Wiener
>>728617079
fucking shit
>>728616146
That's doesn't make sense
>>728617079
Shit
>>728617079
that extreme faggotry. Why the fuck doesnt she just take a pill
>>728617079
Fucking troll.
>>728617079
kek well done op
>>728617079
Fug
Expect this thread to come up again in a few days.
>>728617079
>>728617079
dammit
>>728617079
I replied you dick
>>728617630
>>728617784
OP Here.
Nah it was fun fucking with you.
Too much fun actually. I stubbed my toe on a desk. :(
Anyway, I'll be doing another type of thread later. See you all in 3 hours! With a timestamp of cologne and an orange.
>>728615558
this
>>728617926
>>728617079
Fag
>>728617079
OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER
>>728617079
man why you gotta do that
>>728617079
TOP KEK
>>728614306
remember this?
>>728618110
Yep. T'was fun fucking with you. Again, I am never doing another thread like this unfortunately. Too gud for the gut. And my toe. :(
>>728617079
What a fucking rolercoaster
>>728617079
everyone in this thread is safe now
>>728617079
I knew what it was gonna be but I clicked anyway.
>>728617079
Epic
OP did not disappoint
>>728618174
>ill be doing a thread in 3 hours
>im never doing this again
wat
>>728617079
How the fuck did you niggers not see this coming?
>>728618174
Very well played, good sir.
>>728617079
HOLY SHIT
>>728617079
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728617079
YESS
>>728617079
Y'know. Fuck. I'm not even mad this time.
But immunity cat has no exceptions get fucked kid
>>728617079
got emmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>728618329
READ
>>728617926
>another type
>>728617079
Surprise motherfucker
>>728617079
So fucking well played OP
>>728618485
not really. obvious bait is obvious. too many 13 year olds on here now only reason it worked
>>728618485
I know. ;)
Here , have some Bitoni.
Fuck you asshole
>>728617079
First time I laughed on this site in months
Lol fucking kys
>>728617079
Gay
>>728617079
You autistic fat faggot
>>728617079
Proud of you OP
Jokes is on you I wanted my mom to die! Wait shit i replyed FUKKKKKKK
>>728617079
HA!
>>728618594
them are some fake-ass titties
>>728617079
>>728617079
Wow.
>>728617079
oh shit that's a good one, fag
>>728617079
-Internal Screaming-
>>728617079
FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUCK BOY
>>728617079
lmao
>>728619023
>>728616620
oh fuck.. MY SIDES!
I loved every second of this
>>728617079
kekd
>>728617079
You cunt
>>728617079
dinosaur
>>728613863
Shave you disgusting sweaty jungle pube having motherfucker
>>728612672
Someone doxx this nigger
>>728617079
Fuuuuuuuuuu-
>>728619201
>>728618594
>The very idea of paying for those tits
Did you chose her because shes so attainable?
>>728617079
shieeettt
>>728617079
you nigger
>>728617079
Fuck you
>>728617079
you faggot.
Prefer for the roll of truth. Ender of fags.
NOW I'M UNEMPLOYED/Leandro OrozcoSept 5,1964/LicC5129262:XXsXX604-14-7390XXXX
>>728618410
You still replied. What good does your cat do?
>>728617079
Fag
>>728617079
Oh flying fuck b&
>>728617079well done you fag
>>728617079
>>728617079
Goodbye 4chan
well done anon
>>728616263
This
>>728619777
checked and witnessed
>>728612672
Fook
>>728617079
sweg
>>728617079
wrsfa
>>728617079
shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeettttttttttt