You walk in your room and you see this wat do /b/

>>728612419
360 Walk out of the room

Ask her if she wants some food.

>>728612419
Make a plate of sammiches.

get her ass to the nearest bonfire

>>728612419
Drag her down into my basement. Chain her to a wall. Shove a feeding tube down her throat. Force feed her until she puts on about 40 pounds. Fuck her a few times once she has. Feed her until she weighs 200 or so pounds. then sell her ass to all niggers, and mexicans in my area who are thirsty for some white girl ass.

chung a blood vial and unsheathe my scathe

>>728612419
tie her to a bed and force-feed her burgers until she gains about 30 pounds

KILL IT WITH FIRE lol

>>728612419
Probably walk right past her.....I'm mean, she's barely there.

>>728612419
Gently blow on her till she out of my room.

>>728612419
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

>>728612419
call ghostbusters

>>728612626
>>728612764
We seem to be on the same page here anon... I don't know if I should be scared, or impressed.

>>728612419

I cast Turn Undead.

Fuck

>>728612419
Thank Mr. Skeletal, obviously.

>>728612419
Feed her and bathe her and tuck her in bed.

>>728612488
lol 180.

>>728613249
720

>>728613249
get out

>>728612419
Return her to Auschwitz.

>>728613249
Lol what a retard newfag. I've been here for 8 months and I've seen that bait posted so often

720 moonwalk

get spooked

>>728612419
fuck her until she dies

Give her a talk about the serious health risks involved with dangerously low weight and anorexia.
Then when i get to the part about cessation of period whip out my dick, slather it in butter and start singing "Sex Over The Phone" by the village people.
At this point she will be surprised after lulling her into a false sense of security, and the butter will have attracted her carnal desire for calories.
Check, and mate.

I give her the bowl of eggs I always have ready in case of this exact situation.

>>728612419
Tell her I love her make up, but if she's going to be here, she's going to eat some oreos dipped in crisco.

>>728612419
honestly i would bang the hell out of here, always thought she was sexy

that would of course happen after giving thank

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>>728612419
Looks like this one escaped the gas chamber.

I would suck a log out of his anus.

>>728612419
feed her some cheese

>>728612419
fill her with cum to put some weight on her

>>728613710
creampie? would you risk it?

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>>728613214
Saved

>>728614025
she would die giving birth I'm pretty certain. So no

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>>728614025
lmao, she stopped ovulating a long time ago. Dem STDs though...

>>728613537
Kek

>>728614025
what's the risk? she cant carry to term. The phrase "now you're eating for two" would traumatize her.

>>728614383
lol !

>>728612419
WEW LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ

>VATS
Aim for the head, get that 95% hit chance, and fire
>I hate feral ghouls

>>728614025
She's at the level of bodyfat where her periods probably stopped a long time ago, so the risk would be minor.

>>728613537
I would do the same, but I would also add, "you don't have to tell me how you got like this, but you dd have to eat these eggs"

>>728612419
hide the razorblades

>>728612943
/thread

>>728614742
the aides though....

>>728612419

Tell her:

>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs.

>>728612419
Make a bonfire with her

>>728612419
fuck her to death

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>>728612777
fucking Reddit

>>728612419
Spill all kinds of speghetti
>Ravioli
>Alphabetti
>Speghetti-Os
You name it.

I have such a boner for her.

>>728614742
Her bodyfat isn't THATTT low.
It's lean in combination with incredibly low muscle mass and great genetics.
If it was "low" low she'd have striations and cuts, where you could see all the fibers and have road map vascularity.

>>728614980
yaaaaaas boo boo

>>728615036
that would be easy even for a lil dick b/tard

>>728614681
i see you have 10 agility

Call the ghost busters

>>728612419
pull out my sword +2 and slay this skeleton lord.

>>728612419
Call He-Man immediately.

>>728615147
that my point slowbro

My gf is super skinny, and I love that so I'd fuck her

>>728612419
Prob knock the fucking cheeseburger, that you know she's eating, out of her fat fucking hands. Fucking land whales.

>>728612626
You put way too much thought into this. I'm kind of disturbed by you right now anon.

>>728612419
Whip out dick cuz im lonely then start feeding her

>>728612911
Kek.

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>>728612419
Here baby you need this more than I.

>>728612419
Fuck her until her bones break... which shouldn't take long.

>>728614025
Would risk/10

Summon the powers of grey skull and become He-Man to defeat her

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>>728612777
Praise kek

>>728612419
Thank ms skeltal

>>728615424
My man

>>728612419
I actually think she's pretty cute I'd make out with her but she probably looks terrible naked.

>>728612419
Gang rape her with my flatmates.

>>728612419
POST HER POSSY

>>728612419
Feed that poor starving girl a gallon of nut

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>>728614025
Fuck yah!
I'd like to see what she looks like with a baby-bulge.

>>728617383
This guy gets it

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>>728612419
Silently thank almighty Kek
Start chatting her up

>>728612419
Rip her clothes off and get the good fucc

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>>728612419
By Jove, I'll smite that spooky skeleton, that Big bonemaster, that undead atrocity! Begone!

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>>728612419

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>>728612419
so who takes these pictures and shit?
Her mom?

>>728612419
ask him if i can suck a log of shit from his ass?

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>>728617383
Maybe she'd actually wanna eat if you through some dark magic managed to impregnate her barren cavern

>>728612419
Wonder how the skeleton got out of the closet.

>>728618264
What if her mom is the mastermind behind it all and is starving her for the sweet YouTube publicity

>>728612419
Ask how she escaped the Gulag.

>>728612419
fuck her for days on end

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>>728612419
I must slay the draugr

>>728612612
\[T]/ NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY

Suckle her creamy log of sh- oh wait

>>728612419
Give her the rest of my Twinkie

Yell in surprise. Ask her who she is and how she got in my house.

put on gumby suit and yell at her

>>728612419
Shoot her.
Castle doctrine

>>728621311
Dubs confirm

Rebuke Undead

Fuck Skeletons

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>>728612419
Is that Andy Sixx's long lost sister?

I'll suck a log of shit out of her ass if it gets me closer to him